After a couple days snorkeling in Phi Phi (and I swore I’d never go back … too many backpacking Farangs), it was time to return to Phuket. I decided to save a few bucks and spend my first night in Phuket town. This place, for anyone interested, is a very typical Thai town. Normally there are very few Farangs here, but I was surprised to see more than a score of them wandering around. There’s not much to see and do here. For example, there are no real beer bars, but they do have karaoke places a few mediocre soapie massage joints. I did a quick survey, decided to pass and conked out in my 180THB fan room.

The next morning, I was raring to go. I rented a moto for 100THB/day and zipped over to Pattong. My favorite hotel, just around the corner from the main sanuk venue on Bangla road, offered me a surprisingly low rate (it being low season and me being a regular). I dumped my bag and motoed around the town.

I had a major dilemma on my hands now. I had two favorite girls I wanted to see. I was as horny as a two-peckered bull and couldn’t figure out how to manage them both as I was eager to go long time with both. My decision was more or less made for me as I had the number and address of one girl, but not the other. I killed some time before calling her.

Unfortunately, her phone was turned off. I motoed by her place to see if there was any sign of activity. None! I noted, however, two sets of sandals at the door; I assumed one pair belonged to her, one to her roommate. I hung around a bit and knocked at her door. The roommate poked her sleep-deprived head out the door and I asked her if Ting was there. While she gave me a confused look, I looked over her head to see an empty bed. I would have had the impression that Ting had been bar-fined the night before but for the fact that the “roommate” had no idea who Ting was. Obviously she had moved. I just hoped it wasn’t to another town.

I did the usual beach things that day and kept trying her number. Finally, I got a ring! She had indeed moved and certainly would see me. We agreed to meet on the main road along the beach. I started to get a bit worried when she didn’t show up at the pre-arranged time. I got more worried when a tired and slightly pudgy looking young lady with bleach-blonde short hair, hopped off a bike and went into the store behind me. Could this be Ting after only a few short weeks? Had the job affected her thatmuch? If it was her, I’d have to make excuses, so I followed her into the shop hoping to determine her identity before she could spot me.

During our previous tryst, I found a small tattoo behind one ear. I maneuvered in and noted no tattoo. Whew! This was not Ting!

When she finally arrived some minutes later, I was more than pleased. She looked mighty fine, mighty fine indeed! She climbed on the back of the bike with me and we took off to my hotel.

In my room, I quickly undressed her and was pleased to see that she was wearing the bikini briefs I gave her weeks before. She giggled when I pointed them out. While we showered and re-acquainted ourselves, I decided to see if I could kill two birds with one stone. I asked her if she wanted to go long time or short time. I was hoping she’s say short time as that would give me a few hours to nail her and still manage to get into Oum’s pants later that night. She looked at the clock and said short time would be good for her. “Oh, yeahhhh. Who’s a lucky Wombat, eh?”

Aside from her short hair, nearly hairless snatch and her yummy kisses, there are two other things I love about Ting. First, she’s not really supposed to be working in a bar as she’s not yet twenty. The other thing is that she is very flexible. Every time I come in her, I’ve got the little sweetie folded in half. Mmm …

As horny as I was, I wanted to try something a bit different with her. I’d asked her if she’s ever had come in her mouth. No, and she didn’t seem all to keen on the idea. I managed to talk her into it though. When I was ready to let loose, I positioned myself beside her head. The darling grabbed the little wombat and started stroking away, lips wrapped around the business end. I took over when I felt the moment of truth coming up. I felt I had another 2 tablespoon load coming on and warned her to get ready. The little trooper took the whole load, holding her fingers to the corners of her mouth to prevent spillover.

Despite my encouragement to do so, she declined the opportunity to swallow my pride. A good toothbrushing later, we returned to the bed for a quick cuddle. While she wasn’t exactly thrilled with the ol’ come-in-the-mouth routine, she was not opposed to trying it again.

When we finished, we showered and dressed and I drove her over to her room. She was a bit put off by the 500THB I offered her for our two hour session, but I told her I’d call her in a couple of days for a long time session. She agreed.

By now the bars had opened and it was time to hunt down my favorite bad girl, Oum. I showed up at the bar as it was opening. Oum hadn’t been there in quite some time. I learned that she had gone home for Songkran and didn’t plan to return for several more days. Curses! “Who’s a lucky Wombat now, you big schmuck?”

Remember boys, a bird in the sack is worth two in the bar.

Now I had to find a new girl to keep me busy for the evening.

[End of Part 1]

"Remember boys, a bird in the sack is worth two in the bar." Spoken like a true philosopher.

180 baht hotel? For real? When I was there last June, I paid 900 at Aloha Villa. You got a deal! And 500 baht short time! Wombat knows how to bargan!

Well, I am a Cheap Charlie when it comes to accomodation, but comfort comes first. Most of the places on the beach in Phuket start around 1000THB for a mediocre room.* In Phuket town, there's little in the way of tourist attractions so cheaper places can be found. I'm actually a bit miffed with my 180THB place as two years ago I paid only 100THB. I've since found another place for 150THB, so I'll stay there next time.

As for 500THB short time, why not? I usually pay 1000THB for long time (plus bonus if the babe is a good sport). Ting made a extra 500THB that evening as she was undoubtably bar-fined that night having that "just been fucked" glow about her, heh, heh.

* A bit off the beach, you can pick up air-con rooms for as little as 500THB.

Wombat,
Just curious if you know what taxi rides from the airport to Patong hotels typically cost. I was planning on going next month, and the hotel I booked with offered airport service for 800 baht one way, which seems pretty steep.

Yup, that's pretty steep. I forget the going rate, but a moto-taxi is about 200THB. My standard operating procedure from the airport is to hike down the road and rent a motorbike from a little shop about a kilometer from the airport.

Don't bother booking a hotel taxi, the airport taxi services charges a standard rate. If you hook up with another sanuker, you'll be paying half that.