I set up my stay with Kenn from easy Rio rental and didn’t go with a guide, I thought to myself I’m in a strange country by myself and I don’t know the language what’s the worst that could happen, I could died and that’s not so bad so I thought no guide I’ll just dive right in. Kenn’s driver was right there waiting for even though the plane was 4 hours late (I thought no way was he going to be there so that was a pleasant surprise). We start ride to Copacabana through the city.
*Newbie Alert
Newbies Brazil is a third world country and looks the part. Me being from the inner city of Cleveland, Ohio which is damn near a third world country too didn’t have much problem with this, But prepare yourself the first 20 minutes of your drive in will not be pretty.

We arrived at the apartment Kenn was waiting and showed me around the place. A very nice clean 1 bedroom apt. just exactly what I needed. Someone on here asked me about the bed and I have to say it was ok, but I was Brazil so I didn’t expect a plush Serta perfect sleeper. I want a bed that was made for grinding and sleep and I did both on it with no problem so I was very satisfied. After showing my place Kenn walked me down Copa showed the hot spots we had a cup of coffee at Transa which turned out to be my fav. Eating spot and Kenn left me with some parting advise and I was on my way.

First stop was Meia Pataca for a beer and to get myself together. My first impression of this place was this is like world pootang flea market. I saw women of every kind walking though showing off their goods. I never took anyone back to my apt from there but I had a lot of fun there with the women. Meet a guy that flew in with me from Miami and we headed out to 4 X 4 at about 5: 00pm so that means we arrived at 4X4 at about 5:45pm the most crowed time to go. This place was jam packed with locals but most seemed friendly. I was hanging out having a great time (love when the garotas would spin on that thing on the stage) and then this fine young tasty treat with a supersize bunda starts dance right on top of me. Her point was short and sweet lets do a hour in the cabine and I like butter at this point so off we go.

I don’t really know how you guys can remember these garota’s names because once they said their names I pretty much called them baby because I forgot it that quick. This girl was energetic, fun, gave a great BBBJ, and didn’t speak any English. SHE WAS PERFECT. We did a lot positions two pops in a hour. And the facilities at 4 X 4 are clearly the best showers in all room gets two thumbs up.

I really like the way Athos ranks his sessions so I’m going to steal his style with just a little adjustment for the ranking of the garotas.

We will call her 4 X 4 Garota
Looks: 7.5 Beautiful Hair, perfect bunda, and I love the tan lines
Attitude: 8 ready to go from the start language was a little barrier but overcome easily, but she did try to make me her boyfriend pretended like didn’t understand
Sex: 9 man could this girl ride with the best of them
Bang for the Buck: (cost) 8 R$200,00 out the door with drinks included very nice
Total: 8 My first session in Rio was really nice
*Suggestion we you a new to Rio to straight to the Terma and dive right, after I got that first session in I was good to go.

Photos: 4x4 01 02

Have 4 X 4 it was off to the apartment shower change then straight to TA. The “parade” in front on TA from about 10:30 to 12:00 is just mind blowing. As I observe it this is what happens. 10:30 to 10:45: “Early garotas” I really think these women do want to go inside Help and are looking for someone to leave with them from TA very aggressive most girls at this time are about 6’s to 7s’
10:45 to 11:00: “Setup garotas” these women are going to Help but love to put themselves on display before going in maybe making eye contact with a potential victim I mean date. Garota ranking about 7’s & 8’s
11:00 to 11:30: “Regulars garotas” Ahh that wonderful sound of the opening bell at Help. These women know the drill and want to beat the last minute rush to beat the price bump. They flirt for a second or two at TA but trust me they know what time it is. This when you can really what type of talent will be at Help.

11:30 to 11:55 “Last minute garotas” These chicks usually travel in groups and walk straight in the club. Semi-pros to pros are usually in this group. Did they just come from the termas or a session I don’t know. The scale is all over the map with this group.

11:55 to 12:00 “Last Wave Garotas” One of my favorite thing to see was the wave of women rushing to the door at 11:55. You want to get caught in this wave just once for the experience, but other than that one time this action is best watch for a nice table with a cold Chopp in front of you. These women will crawl right over top of you the save that R$10,00. This group is also made up of hardcores and just plain freaks.


With that said I like to enter Help at about 12:30, once inside nothing and I mean nothing could prepare for what I was going to experience. I was inside a nite club that housed about 300 women and about 100 men and there was women forever taste. Big, little, blonde, white, black, tities, bunda, whatever you where looking for it was there. I know some people don’t like Help and if you don’t like nite clubs you won’t like Help, But if you like to party this is as close as you will ever get to experiencing a backstage rock star party.

Newbie Alert: The hombres are great and the information that you get on this website is worth it’s weight in gold, but there is no words, no trip report, no pictures that can describe your first trip to Help it must be experienced.

I know, I know wrap it up, so where was I …..Oh partying real hard in inside Help and this chick just jumps me out of nowhere. We are dancing, then, grinding, then kissing , she got me. But as we are dancing a hold her hand and what the hell was that…… The biggest freaking wedding ring I ever seen on her hand. Now I know it was likely a CZ but even a CZ that big had to cost about $300 USD. Well at first I’m thinking “I’m not doing a married chick what if her husband comes looking for her. Silly rabbit still think like a Newbie all these garotas could be married for all I know. So I offer R$150,00 she said yes and we left.
We will call her Married Help Girl (MHG)
Looks: 7.0 Love that see-thought top very sexy girl, nice tities
Attitude: 8 Spoke no English, except she keep saying loved me but wouldn’t say anything back and I think it pissed her off.
Sex: 9 Great BBBJ hand on balls, really got into it got a little loud at times and I think the two German dudes in the apartment next me were laughing about the next day. Morning session was better than when we first got back.
Bang for the Buck: (cost) 9 R$150,00 all nite with a morning session and she stay so long I had to kick her out I love this place, But I do notice I don’t like the all nite thing as most chick seem to put a Darth Vader style death grip on me while I was trying to see. After sleeping alone for 12 years I find this not to be my cup of tea.
Total: 9 My first Help Girl it bring tears to my eyes just writing about it

Photos: MHG 03 04 05

Sorry about the long post the next ones will be much shorter.

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Look's like you are having a good time in Rio. There is NOTHING on this web site that can prepare you for your first terma run and or help run, it's just something to grin about for years to come.

In the states you are the hunter in Rio you are the prey.

Roadglide.

I guess I should really proof read these things sorry guys

Cstargen:

Where in Cleveland are you from? Born and raised in Cleveland. E. 105 and Wade Park. When are you headed back down?

I got the Cleveland when I was 6 grew up in the Lee Harvard area went to John Marshall originally from Pittsburgh home of the 4 time Superbowl champion and now Ben Rothselberger QBed Steelers.
Sorry about the rant.
I'll be back at the end of July I have teo friend who are supposed to be coming with me but you know how that goes. I might know you you are a "Water Buffalo"? If you know what that means then I know you if not forget it.

Cstargen:

I went to Gilmour. I had several friends that went to John Marshall. Did you have to throw up the 4x superbowl stuff in my face?!?!?!? You know C-town hasn't had a winner since 1964. I root for them anyway. What can I say? I love pain. lol!!

You probably do not know me because I don't know what you mean by "Water Buffalo" Have fun in July.

Sorry about the Pittsburgh thing force of habit.
I do alittle mongering in Cleveland that's where the water buffalo thing comes from. We should hook up one day. Do you still hang out on the east side?