My day started with MHG from the night before finally releasing from the cobra clutch she had me in all night and give me and round of great BBBJ and crazy morning sex. I forgot to say she wouldn’t go to sleep unless I took her weeding rings off so I did and lay them on the night stand, need less to say the next morning she knock those fuckers off the night stand under bed and then went scrambling to find them. That was the funniest thing I’ve seen this chick was ass up in the air crawling on all fours looking for these things finally we found and out the door she goes.

Great breakfast at Transa and I was meeting a friend from another site today at MPs. I hook up with friend “A” and he’s a very nice guy and we head out to L’uomos. Well my new friend was a newbie as well and was very nervous about the whole Brazil thing. So nervous he starting to freaking me out. He thought the cabbie was taking us to the wrong place, thought people was following us, just plain tripping out. We get to L’uomos and he starts to fell better thank God.

L’uomos, I love this place but I only went once. Small music was cool girls were fine as hell and hella friendly.
*Rant alert: My only complaint about this and only Termas are “What the hell is up with the hot water in the showers?” They have 10 showers with just cold water and only 2 with hot and cold.
Well sitting there with friend A and he tells me he doesn’t like the looks of place and he is not going to session there. Well I’m like ok dude we can leave …. Right after I session because my name is Buck and I came to fuck (Loved Kill Bill). So I grab this tiny little spinner with braces tongue in the mouth off to the cabine.

We will call her L’uomos Spinner (LS) told you I’m horrible with names
Looks: 8.0 She was a cute little thing with brace nice bunda typical garota
Attitude: 8 She fake me on the photos said I could take her picture in the boate changed her mind in the cabine not that I’m into picture that much but I didn’t like the bait a switch move. Spoke ok English, laughed my jokes good enough for me
Sex: 8 Average BBBJ. Good sex did my favorite position knees together ankles apart. Only one pop in forty minutes I was tried from MHG
Bang for the Buck: 8 R$230,00 or something out the door.
Total: 8 Nice sex good fun very affectionate

Back to the boate and it nice to I see my friend has calm the fuck down and gone back to the cabine so I garb a beer and I head into the lounge. Watching a little soccer with three local guys that was a blast, just root for the team everybody else is and you will have a great time. A couple of garotas are in there too having a good time. This hot garota sits on my lap and tells she loves to take photos (she had have talk to the other chick that I just did). This girl was smoking hot with a great attitude but, I had no steam left. While I’m in the lounge she steps out and while she was gone I have to go to the bathroom so I try to tell this Brazilian guy in my best Portuguese that I going to the bath and I’ll be right back. Well the guy looks at me like “What an idiot”. So I let and come back hook back with the girl tell the Brazilian guy “Obrigado”. The guy says dude I from the States. It wasn’t a Brazilian guy after all it turns out to be Lifestylie who I had talk on here but never met before. What a small fucking world. I well after making an ass of myself with Lifestylie (BTW all the garotas thought he was Brazilian too) we made plan to meet at Help later.

Got some well needed rest then it was off to TA meeting friend “A” outside and meeting Lifestylie inside. Great night at help was meeting good new friends by the dozen (you truly never alone in Rio). Lifestylie introduced me to another guy from this site, I forget you screen name so if you remember post a reply or if not we will call you friend “X” because you gave me great advice and I end up quoting you a couple of times. So the night going good and I could careless if I hooked up or not I was pretty much buffet fucking at this point you know fucking just because it’s there. A nice looking garota comes up we kiss says she will go home with me for $R300,00 I like thank but no thanks and move on. Then I hook up with this sweet girl we dance, we touched, we kissed, she not like other girls then she had to go the bathroom and so did and lost her, But while I’m looking for her the $R300,00 runs right up to me and says $R150,00 lets go grab my hand and out the door we go.
This chick was a hardcore pro and she could speak English good too good, in fact she wouldn’t shut up. Yap yap yap all the way home, then she keep telling me I was scared of her because we took a cab to my apartment. Well now I’m thinking this chick has got to go. We get back to my apartment and against better judgment I don’t kick her out.

We will call her Yappy (no pictures I thought I was going to kick her out)
Looks: 7.0 Tight little body again small chest. My first true claro or white girl
Attitude: 2 Spoke English too much, too loud, asked for money upfront. Asked me too many questions. And just seemed sneaky. Wouldn’t go to sleep stay up all night talk about some chick in high school that didn’t like her.
Sex: 7 Very bad CBJ. But then turned into freaking wildcat this chick was all over the map thinking back on it she had to be high. Stayed all night did the morning sex thing, but very early like 8:00 in morn and left not a second to soon
Bang for the Buck: 7 R$150,00 but the very bad CBJ turned me off
Total: 5 I really don’t know about this it was just plain weird.

Cstargen,

Good report so far man. I had great times partying with you. Now all I have to do is get off my ass and finish my report. That was funny in the Loumo lounge. I learned something from you in there though. I remember each of us sitting with our girls and I'm really trying to understand this chick with both of us becoming a little frustrated and you are just laughing and using hand signals not knowing what the fuck she was talking about and having a great time. After seeing that I adopted the 'happy go lucky' approach. It worked out fine for the rest of the trip. Thanks dude!!

Termas have Saunas. Theoretically you should come out of a hot sauna and be glad to get a cold shower.

I suppose this is the reason why there are so many cold showers. The guy who designed this must have (wrongly) imagined that people will actually USE the sauna. Actually, try them, the saunas will do you good, after you did the deed.



*Rant alert: My only complaint about this and only Termas are “What the hell is up with the hot water in the showers?” They have 10 showers with just cold water and only 2 with hot and cold.

Ummmm.. Luomo has 4 showers. 2 cold. 2 hot. Right side cold, left side hot.

Very good point BS I really never fiqured out that I should be taking advantage of the facilities as well as banging the garotas until later in my trip. Damn my one tracked mind