My day starts with me finally getting some sleep after Yappy make her exit. I Get up about noon and think hey I haven’t been to the beach yet. So I head to the beach right in front of MPs and this Pauo or what ever. Well Pauo wants to give me a beach chair, towel, beer, fruit plate and a blonde. I’ve read how these guys can be rip-offs so I just opt for the chair to feel him out. Now the beach was such a nice place the only thing that I could do without is the street vendors and not because I mind them trying to sale me something it’s because the guy trys to sale me sunglasses and there is another guy with sunglasses standing right behind him waiting for him to get out the way so he can try to sale me SUNGLASSES. I found myself giving out double and triple “Nao Obrigado’s” on the same items two freaking seconds apart. I wanted a shirt that said “NAO OBRIGADO”, But what found that works the best with the street vendors is tell them the truth I mean the whole long winded truth in English. This guy is trying to sale me a hammock … a big ass hammock at that, so I tell where fuck am going to put that big ass hammock to get it home and I live in an apartment I don’t even have a freaking tree to attach it to. Once I start top go into why I live in an apartment and own my mother doesn’t love he get sick of listening to a language he doesn’t even understand and moves, work like a charm every time.
Back to the sex, Pauo was a great guy and used him again and relaxed and splurged on other occasions and I never felt like he over charge me so I would recommend him if you run into him, It was time to head out to Monte Carlos. Going to MC by myself today which I kind of liked after my L’oumos trip I felt like needed to set my own pace today. MC’s was small kind of reminded me of L’oumos but didn’t feel as friendly could have been just me.
I’m sitting a chilling when see this girl with an ass to die for. Well I remember my 4 X 4 experience when I let the girl pick me and I said I’m not letting that happen again. So I zip right over to this chick and 30 seconds later I’m setting up go do hour session with her. Once inside the cabine were the lights are better this turns out to be the best looking woman I have ever seen in my entire life she was just plain beautiful.

We will call her MC’s (MCF) As pretty as she was I still couldn’t remember her name
Looks: 10.0+ This is a personal opinion as other people to think she’s not that hot
Attitude: 8 Spoke very little English, but we commutated by touch, every time I touched her somewhere she would say the Portuguese word for it (Very Fun)
Sex: 6 She seemed nervous and just ok, average BBBJ. Average sex in got us going for the next session she seemed blah about the whole thing
Bang for the Buck: 8 R$230,00 or something out the door.
Total: 8 Trophy fuck written all over this one. Should have gotten a 7 but like I said this is the finest girl I have ever had sex with.

Head back to the boate where I run into Friend “X” that lifestylie introduce me to. I was ready to head out but “X” talked me into staying because as he put when you are with another guy in the boate it so much easier to get the “Booger Garota” off of you. “Booger Garota” is my own term for the garotas that stick to and you can’t shake them (like a booger on you finger) and he was 100% right about that. So I playing wingman for him when all of a sudden SPLAT….. that’s right a Booger garota sticks to me DAMN. So I start talking to “X” and she ask me if that was my amigo and I’m like sure he is he my amigo and point another and he’s my amigo everybody my amigo. So I’m talking to all the guys at the bar and not her she gets the hint X has gone to session so I figure it’s a good time to escape MCs. I the locker room there two of the locals I was trying to talk to in the boate. I could tell they were talking about me for so reason finally one said “Hey everybody amigos uh” and pulls out a nice shiny 9 mil gun and sticks it in his pants. Why he did this I have no idea I didn’t think I was been an asshole but if it was meant to scare me it didn’t. I’m from the hood in Cleveland, Ohio I’ve seen a gun the before. Well he left and the other guy tells me that the guy was a policeman and that he thought I was cool for a gringo. I’m like thanks but I’m thinking that’s a strange way of showing it. So I go to leave and notice I left my wallet at the apartment and I’m $R60,00 short of paying the bill luckily this German dude rolls up pays my $R60,00 like it nothing. That was real cool that guy did know me from Adam’s cat.
So after the gun and the embarrassing short on money thing I needed a time out so back to the apartment to rested up for Help.

Regular night in Help crowded with women same group of guys real good time. Helps has two sides to it, the main side and a little club in the back the plays mostly Brazilian music that I hear just opened in January. Well I’m hanging in the back room when up come this short little girl with the craziest voice she sounded really strange so somehow this keep my attention and soon enough we’re off to my apartment. We hit the cab and snap this chick is all over me but she was seeming kind of young so when we got back to my apartment I asked to see her I.D. (I know if I thought she was underage this is not the time to check) turns out she was 28 years old I couldn’t believe it. So I say wow you are twenty-eight (remember when I say told a girl something or she told me something it was a lot of point finger counting and bad Portuguese) she thought I wanted her to leave because she was too old. Well on to the rating.

We will call her Johnny Bravo (JB) She got early the next morn just to see this cartoon
Looks: 7 I thought she was pretty, the pictures don’t do her justice
Attitude: 9 Some English, She kept asking me if I was in the mafia I don’t know why? Lots a fun sweet girl. Game for anything. She was a 10 for attitude until the I saw again the next night at Help DRAMA
Sex: 9 Average BBBJ, but did an BBBJ in the middle of the night that was the bomb. Great sex was into servicing me and didn’t want me to move. When I would start to move and she wanted me to hold still she would day “Stand BY” that kind of turn me on for some reason
Bang for the Buck: 9 R$100,00 I guess free is a 10 offered to be my girlfriend and cook me dinner every night while was still in Rio. That was sweet, she didn’t leave until 1:00pm the next day
Total: 9 I really like her for some reason she had a real likeable personality. If I was in Rio looking for a girlfriend she would have worked as she seemed like she was ok with anything, but they all seem like that in the beginning.

Day 4 ended well with Johnny B and I was real happy, but getting rid of her the next day well that’s another story.

I like your approach to dealing with the beach vendors - I'll talk to him all day until he realizes he's not getting any cash! Hahahaha. I'm Canadian and speak a little French, so when they come up to make the pitch in English, I say "Desolee, je ne comprends pas. Je ne parle que francais". It worked on most, but one whipped out a notebook with his sales pitch in 7 languages and showed it to me to read in French!

Tenacious buggers. Still didn't buy his crap though...