Copy of a report to another board!!

`Hey´ to all from Rio!

First trip and the beginning of the third day. Got in Thursday after an overnighter. Maybe slept 4 hours but once I got my apt I was okay. Had a friend from CH introduce me (via e-mail) to a petite translator/tour guide. She picked me up at the airport. A delight to see a smiling 21-y.o. smiling, holding a sign with your name. $6/hr unless you want `extras.´ She helped `unpack´ me at room. (Sandman, you´re a gentleman).

Later I went to Luomo, a class terma. You walk in, get the rundown on prices and hit the locker room where you put on a robe. Then it´s to bar where you can sit on sofas or a bar stool. I chose the latter so when the writhing, almost-naked dancing girls bump and grind you, their ass is parallel to your johnson. Several came on but I read you should sip your Black Label and not be over-anxcious. Easier said than done. I lasted a half-hour until this especially hot native with an ass indellably burned in my brain parted my robe and backed into me. The action on that ass and the look in her eye told me everything I needed to know. In the cabina she was totally into it and fun. Kind a like I feel when I haven´t partaken in carnal adventures for a month or two. The difference, of course, she does it every night. Women have so much more stamina than men. They´re the real sexual creatures of this species. Ever position with enthusiasm, rim, booty, CIM, you name, she did it. Lord....

Yesterday late morning I thought a stroll across Atlantico to the beach would offer solace and respit. Instead the guys positioned my chair and umbrella directly across from a beautiful girl lying on her stomach, shiny golden slicked-up ass high in the air, wearing designer sunglasses, lip gloss and little else. Oh, Jesus. The idea for hitting the beach early was to get my pulse rate down a bit and review moderation in my mind. Instead I had one of the guys ask her her name for me. `Marcella.´ I went over. She was a `Help´ girl (wild disco across the street with hundreds of women at night) and hadn´t been to sleep yet. She said she wanted a little morning sun and whatever I wanted. She also wanted a C-note but we knocked that down by 1/3. She told me later she has enough money in the bank to resist such offers for a month and at least at night, does so routinely. Who knows if it was bull, but she did have attitude. Fortunately for me she channeled it in my direction back at the room. Got the feeling she would warm up nicely to GFE status with time, but for now I settled for peeling off the stringiest of string bikinis and submerged myself into hot, smoldering flesh. `Marcella, Marcella.´ I´ll never forget that name...at least until tomorrow.

I did Corcovado with my petite translator. What a view from 2500 ft above Rio. The air was so fresh and the train ride up and back steep. We got some killer food buffet-style back in Copa. You weigh it and it came to $4 for both. You could live here for peanuts and if you´re nice to the girls it seems they´re not as hardcore on their price as has been reported. The selection, quality and demeanor are striking.

I rested up after sending off my tour guide. I decided I´d see what the cafe in front of Help was like around 10 pm. Guys and garotas sit outside at tables as foreplay. It´s quite a scene. I never did make it into the disco which I understand is also a trip. After flirting with countless girls over a two hour period, I met Halley Berry. Long, sleek legs, perfect ass and waist dressed in white, but what cinched it was her friendly attitude. Long story short; two hours, DFK, more DFK, 69, french, rim, all positions, CIM. $66. I walked Halley back, she gave me a sweet kiss and told me to call her and that she has a friend. Uh....okay. Just another ordinary day.

Today or tomorrow it´s Sugar Loaf Mountain and the cable car thing. I´ll try to meet up with a couple CH guys as well. I´m thinking of abstaining today. It´ll be good for my soul, not to mention body. Maybe I´ll hit the beach again and see if I can find that solace and respit that illuded me yesterday. It´s a noble thought anyway.

One other thing; the girl´s fav is Gringos. Many won´t go with a Brazilian dude even if he has money. One complained of Europeans. Two said they didn´t like Italians, which hurt my feelings a little. (lol) One said Italians are ´Stupid.` But Gringos? We rule. It´s a good club.


Randalst

Day 3

Now, since I reported only good stuff until now you probably think shit doesn´t happen here. You´d be wrong. I just had my first scam. First the good.

I spent the better part of the day across the street at the beach. Since I was in quasi-rest mode, I could enjoy looking and not feeling like I had to get up every 5 minutes to hit on some bronzed, slick, wind-blown, lip-glossed 22 y.o. And looking was extraordinary. Most of the chicks work late but some start creeping out as early as 10:30 and by noon more and more. By 1:30 it´s a veritable sea of hot, horny, wet, oil-soaked babes wearing so little and looking so good. I´ve never seen so many spectacular asses, legs, abs, hair, boobs, and pretty faces. They know you´re looking. They sometimes break into dance to imaginary rap and shake their booty like they´re hungry to break free from those tiny strings - supporting material the size of nothing and the texture of tissue paper - and then glance your way with a coy smile.`¨Don´t you love me? Don´t you want some of this? That´ll be $50.¨

The guys at the beach who rent chairs and umbrellas are good to know. They´ll position you with the right seat and dish a little dirt on various honeys. One such gal was pointed out who was from Sao Paulo but a frequent visiter. I swear, she could have been on the cover of Vogue. Perfect facial features, beautiful eyes, nose and smile. A smile that, combined with sparkling eyes, reduces fools to hopeless babbling idiots. I stumbled over and sat down. To my dismay, she knew not one word of English and even less Spanish than average. The locals all know a modicum of English but not the case with outsiders. Damn, I stayed 10 minutes, communicated next to zip and kissed her hand goodbye. She was an angel from Pussyville. Later I saw an especially unattractive 60-sumtin guy with ugly sandles take up with her. He spoke Portugese.

I met a hell of a nice 30-sumtin black dude who makes the trip once a month from Atlanta. Says no American women for him. Doesn´t even talk to them. Literally. He gave me some good info and was off to a Fiesta pool party. 4 guys, 8 hand-picked ladies. I split, got some food and sauntered back for one more look.

Now there´s almost no toppless at this beach and I don´t think there´s a nude beach, either. The sun was setting behind as I looked opposite to the glorious waves of the Atlantic, the shoreline giving way in the distance to extraordinary mountains. The setting here is why it´s been magic for so many years. I can remember Rock Hudson-era movies as a K*D with Rio as a backdrop. It seemed a world away and so exotic. Well, it is.

I scanned and a toppless girl with two amigas came into view. What a body. Now what do you think when you´ve seen hundreds, none toppless, but this one is? I figured it out and went over. ¨ $50 for 2 hours okay¨ she said, shyly in Portugese? Let me think that over for a second.....Uh.....okay. Face 7, body 9, attiude, 11. Yeah, $50´s okay. Turns out she´s very hot in bed and loves daty. Absolutely loved it. Whoa! She wants to call me tonight at 11 (in 2 hours) for an all-nighter. She loves to snuggle, pull you toward her, hold your hand tight and french kiss. And loves to phuck. Absolutely loves it. $66 is what she´s asking for the night. I told her that was a little steep, but I´d give it sincere thought, and don´t forget to phuckin´call me.

Then it happened. I rested up a little (¨little¨ being the operative word) and thought I´d be cool, wander over to Mata Pacata (or something) where everybody hangs out before 10. At 10 the crowd moves to Terrico Atlantico, right outside from Help Disco. Both these joints are outdoor places with tables and mucho chicas. I sat down at a table of 4 hotties and plucked 2 to take back for an appitizer before the main event later. Turns out they were beautiful but imature, especially one. Fortunately it only cost $75 for the pair but I booted them out pretty quick. Damn. I hate that shit. Just when you think ya got the shit figured out, you get burn-n-ned.

Well that´s where I´m at. I promised not so wordy. Next time not so wordy! I know you guys are with me in spirit. I´ll try to tap into your (the board´s) collective wisdom from those thousands of reading hours in my past. In the ensuing days I must not repeat my errors. And these 2 girls seemed so freakin´ friendly and sexy, too! Never too old to learn or get snookered!!

Randalst

Alline is a pretty cool garota, isn't she?

One thing, you mention the one garota on the beach not speaking Spanish. Guy, Brasilians understand Spanish about as well as your average American understands Spanish. Every native Spanish speaker I've talked to either down there or here agrees, although they are similar enough in written form that you can partially get by that way. The spoken languages are very, very different. The Spanish speakers all say they can't understand spoken Portuguese either.

I'm not bashing you, it's just a common comment that I hear. You don't go to Paris or Montreal and do the "yo queiro taco bell" routine, as Portuguese (spoken) is no closer to spoken Spanish as French is.

I would definitely agree Alline is very cool!

I will always owe Sandman a debt of gratitude for introducing me to her. I just got back from my second trip in less than a year, and she is always cool to hang around and go places.

One note if you are going to Sugarloaf avoid the taxi's in front. They try charging a fixed price. Walk a block and catch a metered taxi.

Alline caught this and saved me from being being scammed. The price difference was about 5R but to me it is the principal of the thing.

Alline. I seem to be crossing paths with you again, if it's the same Alline I met at Terraco Atlantico Monday night. Fluent English, junior in college in industrial design, the epitome of a spinner. I didn't use her translation services, it was the others I was interested in, but I had a really good time with her.

Hunterman,

Same girl. She works just about every night it seems.

Alline is sweet, but she has absolutely no ass. I reached back to grab hold and there was nothing to grab.

Bwana-at least she has other redeeming attributes...he he he.

Glad she is working out for you guys. If anyone needs assistance with her just e-mail me here.

You may be hearing a lot more from her in the near future.....

Sandman

Sandman,

The last night I was in town, Alline was hanging with a Japanese tourist at the table right behind us. I suspect she made some good coin that night - how many white Brasilara GPs are fluent in Japanese? To a Japanese monger, that must be a "do I just give her my ATM card to save time?" type of situation!

Do you guy's have any fresh pic's of her?

Days 4-6
So this girl is the most beautiful creature - almost intimidating if she wasn´t so good-natured. I pretty much decided to do the majority of hangin time with her, now that I´ve had some hits on the run and would probably be able to slip in a few more.

After spending the night she did my nails (has a biz card as a manicure-pedicurist). Before leaving I wanted to hook up for dinner that night. It would be at 9 OR CALL!! Oh, and there is a door man.

I was loose at 7 and stumbled onto a cute spinner on the beach with bright eyes and smile and a killer little tanned bod. She agreed to $50/2hr.´s, $66 todo/ night.

I´d just finished dining at the Y and she was giving me a pre ¨wild thing¨ massage.
¨KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!! Oh shit. She´s early, didn´t call and the doorman did not do his job. What are the odds of all 3 safeguards, eliminated. I let her knock for a while thinking just maybe....well, the pounding only got louder and now I heard her amiga with her, ¨bap bap bap bap,¨ in Portugese.

BUSTED! I opened the door, the little spinner was embarassed as hell and I felt 2 feet tall. I said ¨Massage, massage!¨ That went over big. You must understand the night before these 2 girls and I were dancing all night at help. Further, I really like this girl and even though $ is at the core in all this shit, these chicas get jealous and draw conclusions about your character, which can carry over in the sack.

The pisser is that I was telling the truth. I hadn´t phucked the spinner (yet, damn). But when favorita garata smelled pu*sy on my breath, she didn´t buy the good story.

So dinner with the two girls was tense. It took the rest of the night to mellow things. I had her to the room for an hour, talking in hushed tones, as though I were phucking married and got caught! Can you believe that shit? And I can´t communicate well in Portugese in the first place!

Well, she was going to show me. She would go dancing with her girlfriend and I wouldn´t be tagging along. She agreed I´d pick her up at 2 am.

2 am comes and she´s outside with her amiga and 2 dudes, making sure I saw everything. She saw me, ignored me and I called her name. She came over and said 2:30. Well, that was my limit for humiliation. After all, a guy should be able to do what he wants on vacation. And it´s not like ít´s all about good will on her part. Is it asking too much for a model-looking 22 y.o. with the most adorable smile and laugh, incredibly silky-skinned body with perfect booty and legs - for $66/night - for me to have a quick romp with a spinner before dinner? And she was early and DIDN´T CALL.

I left at 2:05 (am) not wanting to get in her way of workin this dude. And making me wait while she´s flirting - no, no, not for me.

I went home feeling a tad bad because I like this girl and wanted to do the majority of hanging with her in my remaining days. I went to sleep turned off the phone and was ¨no-show¨ at 2:30. Next thing I remember is a knock on my door at 3 am. I opened the door and was so happy to see her. She looked beautiful and a little sad she´d hurt me a tad. I pulled her in the room and we hugged for 5 minutes. A cynic would say she would have gone with the dude if the $ was there and that´s probably likely. But she clung to me the rest of the night and a trip to Sugar Loaf today was a lot of fun. She made it clear whenever I´m here, she´s here.

Gotta run....

Randalst

Some final thoughts. First I must say thanks to Sandman (of CH) and Alline and David of Gringomanagement.com They were all very helpful for a newbie. David's one-room apt is a block from Help, two from the beach and clean and comfortable. The price is great and there's no garota fee when in an apartment. Highly recommended.

The girl I spent the last few days with took me and her friend to a great eatery in Ipanema and to a concert 45 minutes toward Sao Paulo. Easily 5000 people singing and dancing to 3 Samba bands. Amazing.

She's special and is a motivating force to return - not that I need much persuasion. Rio is a vibrant city with lots to do and beauty everywhere. Some of the best girls hang out around or behind Help during the day. That is, if you like 19-20 y.o. beauties for $33 with perfect bodies wearing ultra short-short jeans, with flawless skin and firm asses with that taut, elastic quality. Oh yeah, and these girls really get into it!

CR has its own charm but Rio is in a league of its own. I have never seen so much available beauty in one place. That's not to say there aren't some 5's and 6's and some who are unscrupulous. But with a little care and imagination, you can sleep, eat and screw around the clock for less than the cost of your plane ticket. I only went to one terma because I didn't need to. I had a great experience at Luomo and will probably try others, but for half the $ you can find outstanding, young girls. Be sure to look at their ID.

Thanks for the report Randalst. I really enjoy a newbies prespective on Rio. I haven't been, but I find your adventures refreshing - and a motivating factor for my eventual trip.

Cal