Day Fourteen

I woke and initiated round 3 with Montana lady. She wasn’t nearly as excited or enthusiastic about round 3 as she was about rounds 1 and 2. Perhaps it was because I snored all night long and she didn’t get a wink of sleep. We still managed, or I still managed to sleep in late before getting dressed.

I told her I was going to Robinson’s mall to look around and go shopping. She wanted to join me so we headed out together. There is an arcade called Dreamland or something similar on the third floor of that mall and I took her there. We did some bumper cars and go cart riding. The prices were fairly reasonable by US standards, but probably expensive for Philippine standards.

That Dreamland arcade is actually pretty cool. They have several different types of rides inside as well as your regular video games. You can purchase a day pass for the rides or buy tickets individually. After the fun and games at the arcade, we got something to eat. By this time, it was approaching 6pm and she needed to go to work. Before we left the hotel I had stuffed 3000 pesos in her pocket and I paid her taxi fare home from the mall. She asked me to come see her again this evening at the bar and I told her I would.

I went back to the Heritage for a while and then headed across the street to EDSA. I checked both the Cotton Club and Firehouse. Cotton Club was huge and spacious instead – a real nice bar. But there was zero talent there except for a cute cowgirl in a pink body suit with frizzy things hanging down. I considered her for a while and then went to the Firehouse instead. This was another cool place with the ladies dancing inside a fire truck on stage. I called down a 26 year old, but she was not as cute close up. I got her a drink and we chatted for a while, but then I decided to head out and give Palacio Don Pedro one last try.

The selection was still pretty bad and I chose an older lady that was slightly overweight. She absolutely refused a picture and I tried pretty hard to talk her into it. We started off with the massage and I played along until she asked me about extras. I wasn’t that attracted to her but figured “what the fuck.” It was my last day and I might as well get in one more unique before boning the girlfriend all night long. .

The session was pretty average overall. Covered everything and pretty methodical service. I cleaned up and then headed to Montana to see the girlfriend. We spent some additional time talking and she started laying the guilt trip on me about leaving the next day, how she would miss me, how she wanted to marry me, etc, etc, etc.

I met up with her again at the Filling Station and we headed back to the Heritage for another night-o-fun. She even offered me her ass this time without me even asking. I asked her if liked anal sex now and her reply was nothing short of astonishing. She said she knew I liked it and she wanted to do anything necessary to please me because I was her “boyfriend.”

Ahhhh. They just don’t make’em like that in the states anymore, do they boys? Her BBBJ’s were nothing short of spectacular and I was very fortunate to spend my last two days with such an angelic, sweet, nice lady.

I informed her I had to get up early the next morning to catch my flight and she probably wasn’t going to get any sleep again this evening because of my snoring. I gave her the option to say our goodbyes now, but she would have none of it. She wanted to stay the evening with me and she did.

I got one last “goodbye fuck” in the morning and she watched me with sad, puppy dog eyes as I packed all my crap up and got prepared to leave. I gave her one of my disposable email addresses to write me at, but she said she had never used the computer before and didn’t know how to use email.

With that, I gave her another 3000 pesos and taxi money and then walked her downstairs to say our final goodbyes. Then I went back to the room, grabbed all my shit and checked out of the Heritage.

When I got to the airport I totally fucked myself. I didn’t have a copy of my itinerary with me and as I waited in line to get into the terminal just to be turned around because they would not let me in without a boarding pass or itinerary. So I had to go upstairs to the offices and get them to print one out for me.

On the trip out from LAX I passed the necessary miles for Platinum status on AA and used the Business Class counter to check in with Cathay. They didn’t show me as Platinum and I was pissed. I had logged into my AA account online and seen the status awarded, but they didn’t show it. I wanted to use the lounges on the way back. I insisted I should have Platinum by now and they asked for my card. Of course I didn’t have it since I had just earned it on the way out.

She did a few more things on the computer, which included re-entering my AAdvantage number and it finally came up. Sweet! I got to use the lounge in Manila and Hong Kong now. She printed me out a lounge entry ticket and I hung out there until boarding time. I got to use the first class lounge in Manila, but only the Business Class lounge in Hong Kong for some reason.

The attendant in the lounge hooked me up with the wireless internet for my laptop and I pigged out on brownies, coke and Chivas Regal while I waited for my flight to start boarding. The flight to Hong Kong was a cinch and I repeated the complimentary food pig-out in Hong Kong as well. They lounge there is super nice and huge. No complimentary wireless though from what I could see.

The flight back to LAX was long and boring and I watched videos and movies on my laptop. I liked Cathay Pacific a lot and would recommend them for travel. The flight out from LAX to Hong Kong was not full and the flights to and from Manila from Hong Kong were practically empty on the big 747’s. The flight back from Hong Kong to LAX was fairly full and that was the first time I felt a little cramped. But now that I have elite status for all future flights I can get the exit row seats and spread out a bit.

I had a good time on this trip. It was a lot better than my DR trip in February. In the next and final installment of this report I’ll wrap-up with some final miscellaneous thoughts and give my long awaited updated country rankings.