Might be some long reports on my last trip. Hope to entertain you fellas some. Had some positive responses on another board so maybe will work for you fellas also. Theses boards are an incredible asset. There was several months it was impossible for me to read any posts. In fact my basic membership was nearly canceled due to lack of activity. Not enough time to get caught up. Made for a wonderful combination. Enough information so I was not wasting my time, but lacking enough to have some surprises. It was one hell of a ride.

Fri Day 1

Been 6 months since I last set foot in this country. I thought I had boarded the wrong
plane; pilot took a wrong turn landed in the wrong country. Delta, maybe everyone for
all I know is using the new terminal. What a difference. Immigration was almost like Immigration as was Customs. Not positive about this but it looked like some fellas passport was not up to date. (later that caused some confusion) Had him off to the side talking to him. I heard they were getting tougher; make sure your passport is up to par. 60 days from your departure date. Trip might be cut short like that poor guy. Stepped outside and more surprises. Long line new, clean, spotless taxis. Air-conditioned ride to Presidente, HELL the driver was even less aggressive. Still a $10 ride. News Cafe addition finished, nice touch.

My room wasn’t ready, but would get someone right on it. No problem. Took a nice little walk to stock up on refreshments. Came back room was ready, too cool! I was checking in I spotted my favorite Colombians roommate walking in. Stepped around the desk, "S" aqui? Sad look no immigration! Half expected but still disappointing. Guess I'll hold several auditions to find a replacement. In the room long enough to make condoms, camera and gifts easily accessible. It's early 1:45 but all I need is 1 looker. " let the hunt begin "

I stepped onto central ave. and paused. Do I turn left to KL (found out later it was far too early for that place) or right to BM? OHHHHHH MY GOD!!! Gorgeous Tica leaning against the Pharmacy. Dressed in all white and looking good. Gut tells me she works, but certainly waiting for someone. Don’t know who he is but one lucky bastard!! What are the odds she has never met this fella? Na can't steal another mans date. Headed that way and get a closer look. OH SHIT looks like the ole boys ready for some action, hang in there big guy! Can't walk into BM with a bulge in my pants. Untucked my shirt. Stepped around the corner and the vision of that big pink building was so refreshing. Got lost for a moment, but a blast of the horn soon reminded me where I was Pedestrians don't have the right of way here, their "fair game" Used the lobby entrance wanted to see all that was there. Around the Black Jack tables, oh bad memories there. Of course I was hit on before my ass hit the barstool. I'm not one to forget a pretty face, seems to be many new ones. 20 or so girls. Dominicans seem to be dominating the crowd. Passed on a couple finally felt my shoulders being massaged. Came around and sat next to me, the hunt is OVER !! Turn on the charm and let the games begin!! Flirted and chatted a bit, she leaned over and nibbled on my ear. MAN the blood was flowing. Won't be long now, just a little more patient. Presidente topic came up and it was easy, TOO easy !! 2 hours anything I wanted $80. Too easy needed to discuss this a bit. Kept responding anything I wanted. OK off we went. Decide to start with a shower, kept giggling and pointing telling me I was ready. Actually sweetie I’ve been ready, just real difficult to hide it in this situation. After we showered she wanted to give me a massage. OK, but not sure how much longer I can take this. A few minutes of this enoughs, enough. GIRL it's time to quit teasin and start pleasin. She did just that. Worked me head to toe, worked me hard. GFE big time. Just what the doctor ordered. GOD I love this country. Conversation, found out she was ticklish, had some fun with that. Pillow fight, popped me with a towel, got me good. OK time for a photo session. OHHHHHHHHH I love those photos. Before I knew it DING DING time for round 2. She worked me again, head to toe, another wonderful GFE. At HER request I snuck around the back. Not my thing but certainly hers!! Swear she was getting more pleasure than I. Had some time left but I’m in my mid 40's another round might hurt me. She certainly earned a nice tip sent her on her way. GOD I love this country. Chalk one up for the Dominicans.

Real dumb idea next. Been up for 36 hours and 4 hours sleep. Time for a nap, YEAH RIGHT !! Ok try the Park Hotel. Elevator door opened and my eyes popped. There’s that white outfit. Damn, it's attached to a Gringo. Think I hate this guy. I will remember and be looking for both faces. Hope he'll share some info. OK Park Hotel 6 to 8 girls ranging from 7 maybe 8 down to your better off working part time at Taco Bell. Had a nice session, BBBJ but after my previous experience anything would be........disappointing? Now I'm ready for a nap.

Hit the BM about 8 PM. Place was filling up. Lots of new faces, some familiar, some real familiar. Shouldn't be amazed but I was. Those real familiar faces remembered me, some of our conversations, even how much I enjoyed those photos. I do love those photos. Nice to see those terrific memories, but not interested in repeat performances. Approached by several bit it's still early kept kicking them back into the game. Wanted to check out all the talent. Tall, stacked blonde from Panama stopped by. Discussed meeting at a later time, and I will, but kicked her back also. By 11 PM there was a thousand miles of cleavage and more push up bras than any boutique. Place was packed. Like others said business as usual. Finally hooked up with a Colombian. Had such a good time talked her into staying longer. Damn I love this country.

Day 1 was a delight. Colombian, Costa Rican, Dominican. How many countries left?

Sat. Day 2

Had a late breakfast/brunch at the Gran Hotel. Had some sort of class trip at the National Theater. Lucky thing one can't be jailed for thoughts. I surely would be doing several life terms for what was going thru my demented mind. The rest of the view was terrific. They seem to love those hip huggers tight and dress short.

Off to do a little snooping around. Before I knew it I was staring at DG's $7 BBBJ. Stepped in but no luck. When I came out turned left then 2 more lefts, suddenly found myself in a place that I'd rather not be. Bells, whistles and alarms went off. Streetwalkers everywhere, felt a like I had a target on my back. I'm 6' 3" tall muscular 215 pounds. My size and build has saved me some scraps, hoping it would be happening again. Just felt uncomfortable. I've learned to listen to those instincts. Stood tall and confident, but did step up the pace a little. Left over Imperial and Gin mixed with this heat quickly kicked this Gringos ass. Back to the Presidente, burning too much energy. Rest up for the tour.

Little after 3 I headed out. Artey's no luck. I found myself drawn towards EROS. Not sure why but like I said have learned to listen. It was tough walking by IDEM, seeing the door open and not go in, but forged ahead. Stepped inside 6 girls, all sweet all cute. Chose a strawberry blonde. Seems like I've seen her before. Might have been at IDEM. Massage was adequate, nice covered BJ. Rode me for a while then suddenly BIG moan, she was done. Looked back at me, not yet sweetie but nice try. Nice session, sweet girl. Found out why I was drawn there. Add Nicaguara to the list. She did agree to a couple of photos. Have I told you fells how much I enjoy those photos. Seems I've developed a talent for these power naps so grabbed another.

Little before 7 and decided to head to KL. That’s when I found out it doesn't open till 7 or 8. What to do? OK the other side of the tour. Club 40 came to mind. Little late and rainy so I grabbed a taxi. Fellas I wish I could tell you more about the place. Peeked into the bar and I was toast. J Lo, Madonna, HELL Bush Jr. could have been there and I would not have known. Tall, stacked, blonde streaks and adorable. I'd pay 5000 colones no 10000 just to see her walk across the bar to meet me. I didn't care what country nor planet she was from. This girl could run with the best and stand out at the BM. What a body, what a session, WHAT A MEMORY !!!! Absolutely no photos but a vision I will carry forever. Outside I immediately was offered a taxi. Alarm went off. Walked to right and another was coming down the street. Before I stepped in I looked back. Color was right, no light on top. It was dark and rainy (rain, rain, rain, damn rain) but didn't see any of the familiar markings. Might want to be careful there. KL bound.

Didn't even get a chance to order a drink before I had an eye-opening offer. 2 girls anything I wanted $100. This girl’s not bad, fit, trim. Pointed out her girlfriend, AUGH this girl reminded me of the Michelin Tire Guy. Gotta get outa here. Gran Hotel for dinner. I remember someone asking if the Gran Hotel was monger friendly, don't remember it being answered. My guess is yes. Saw a gent mid 40's filling out a form with a young chica next to him. Face didn't look familiar. Before I left I saw her exit by herself. One other girl that looked familiar came out by herself also. Take it for what it's worth. Oh the seafood soup at the Gran Hotel was fabulous. Pricey especially for this country.

Time for BM and ad Panama to the list. One of those girls has to be there. Been on a decent roll so far, hoping it continues. Spotted 1 of the girls by seems another Gringo has his arms wrapped around her. Couple next to me left and 2 young sweet things moved in. Luck continues, both from Panama. Chatted a bit disappointing but neither wanted anything to do with photos. I love those photos. Though about passing but the one was real young and very cute. Said she had only been in the country 2 weeks. Seems to be the standard answer. Tend to believe this girl. Might not have been working much longer either. The inexperience showed. Little clumsy, noticeable nerves. Couple other signs of being new. Rock solid body. Was a nice little session. Enjoyed myself very much.

2 days....... It's been terrific and memorable. Then again is it really possible to have a bad day here?

2 Dominicans, 1 Costa Rican, 1 Panamanian, 1 Colombians, and 1 from Nicaguara. God I love this country.


Sun. Day 3

On the 7th day he rested, NOT !! Well maybe a little. Bite to eat at the News Cafe, chatted with a local. Definitely looking to hook up with a gringo and party for a few days. Not yet will keep her in mind. Needed cold Imperials to help straighten me out. Damn I must be getting old. Hit the BM about 2 PM. looking for a few fellas I partied with the previous night. Much to my delight the stools were full of Gringos. Only 8 or 10 chicas which was cool. Really didn't want to be bothered, but was.

Headed out to tour. Know it's Sun. but what the hell. Actually nearly ran out of Artey's. Damn if it didn't start raining again. I know it's the rainy season and it's living up to it's reputation. Had enough. It’s Sun, tired, rain. Took shelter at the Park Hotel. 3 girls not even close to interesting. Took a nap before hitting the BM. Place was filling up quick. Eventually was packed and I mean packed. Swear ever Gringo south of the Mason Dixon line was there. Had several conversations with the Colombians. They really are excited about their new Presidente. Some were really tick off over the raid. Apparently they hit a few other places. Nearly 60 girls taken, almost all were Colombians many deported. Felt like they were singled out. My strange sense of humor caused me ask a few what they thought about new CR Presidente, wasn't much nice said about him. A former working girl was having a wedding reception in the restaurant when the raid happened. A couple thought quick enough to join the party and was missed! Sorry DonGringo, wrong place, wrong topic. If I want politics or financial reports I’ll tune into CNN. Seems trip is not complete without a couple of conversations with a strawberry blonde from Colombia. Sure you fellas have seen her. Goes by the name “G” She'd rather set on that thing all night than give it away for less than a $100. Shame she's a lot of fun. Was stunned when she started showing me nude photos of herself. I guess her systems works. Simple, look for the drunkest SOB in the bar. Work him for a while. Lays down the Franklin for a short time. He's just too drunk. 1 or 2 of theses fellas a week is all she needs. Finally found me a nice Colombian to hook up with. Seems theses girls are like money in the bank when it comes to a GFE. I've heard you fellas rant and rave about Vitamin V. Decided it was time. What's the phrase “da bomb" kicking myself in the ass for not trying it sooner. Little to large a dose. Didn't think that thing would ever come down. Began to scare that poor girl. Eventually had to slam it between the toilet seats to take the swelling out.! Kept this one all night. Had a nice breakfast in the room, without touching the phone.
Need to get away from the BM, spending too much time there. Hope to start finding some success other places.

2 days…… 2 Dominicans, 1 Tica, 1 Panamanian, 2 Colombians 1 from Nicaguara