I came to SP for work, although I had a few other choices in Brazil to spend my week. I chose SP over Rio because I liked the concept of being able to see the faces of the women you order up from the escort agencies. I tried Rio once, I had to call out for women whose only body feature that is visible on the various web sites is the bunda. This is not a real complaint; my Rio experience was great (thanks in part to the recommendations of Brazil Specialist, a resident crazy who occasionally writes about the charms of specific ladies, and lists URLs of their photos), but I wanted a whole week of choosing women based on the physical appearances that I found important. Yes, it is possible to see the faces of escorts on web sites in the USA, but prostitution is illegal in my home town. I cannot afford the costs of being caught, even if the charges are simply dropped. This would cost me my job, possible divorce, paying my wife’s psychiatry bills, alimony, etc., etc. Many of you know exactly where I am coming from.

Because I had real work to do every day, my licentious activities were limited to the evenings. Since this was a not a vacation, late nights at Bahamas were out of the question. No boites with whiskey and women- this concept was inconsistent with the realities of my job. I could not show up at the office looking like someone who had 6 scotches after midnight, and spent the rest of the evening screwing.

I did my homework, and checked out dozens of potential ‘service providers’ before I got to Brazil. It was easy to do. I used the usual web sites, but steered clear of M class as everyone on the boards said the photos were touched up using Photoshop. I would guess this is true of all of the web sites, but my guess is that M class hire better photographers who can make women look far more attractive than they are. No one can really make an ugly woman look beautiful with Photoshop alone. The information below about my experience with the escorts of SP is obviously NOT a scientific sampling, but in the 6 nights I was in SP, I tried one girl apiece from each of 5 web sites: Sexdreams.com.br, garotasfamosas.com, abusado.com, PIMP and Mclass. Four of the 5 experiences rate as genuinely worthwhile for me (the exception was garotasfamosas.com).

Let me say a word about my budget as well. My hotel and all my meals were paid by my company. I make a very solid income- almost as much as the President of the United States if you exclude the money he gets from pandering up to big business (of course, most of this money will be paid in the future; that way he looks honest). OK- I apologize for my obviously sophomoric political insights. In any case, I had no real budgetary restraints, and this is why I never bargained with the ladies. I am sorry if this ethic offends some of the other guys on the board. Trust me, Sao Paulo will ALWAYS have inexpensive women, so do not read this and think I ruined the scene for someone else.

I stayed at the Blue Tree Towers Paulista, next to the MASP. The hotel was chosen almost entirely at random. I chose it because I had read somewhere that it was centrally located and they gave you no headaches about bringing up girls. Plus, even though its not my personal money, I have a budget at work, and this Hotel is not a budget breaker. And, it turned out to be as nice as most of the Hilton’s I have stayed at in my life. $71.25 USD per night based on an exchange rate of 2.80 BR to the dollar. The young ladies at the front desk would call me every time a lady arrived to announce the girls as if they were a member of my family. I suspect they think I am trash, but life is too short to worry about the judgments of people who don’t know the cravings of insatiable lust. [a post-note: On the final bill, the Blue Tree Towers charged me $45BR each time I was visited even though I had a double room and none of the ladies stayed the night. This was a complete surprise as I thought this charge only related to overnight guests. The Blue Tree made up for their impertinence, however. They somehow failed to bill me for three of my 7 nights].

Prior to leaving home, I had downloaded the pictures of a few dozen women with their phone numbers. Because I use a company laptop, and the company has an official policy against porno, I could not safely save the data on my laptop (these photos are not really porno, but I suspect my company would find them even worse). All of the photos were ultimately saved to a computer chip, which I carried in my pocket to Brazil. Unfortunately, in the haste to get out of my office and on the road, I lost the computer chip. This probably reflected my nervousness as a newbie. However, once I got safely snuggled into my hotel here, I dialed up AOL Brazil and got onto the net. I was rock and rolling in about 15 minutes.

My very first lady of the evening calls herself Concepciao (94163440), but her real name is Michele. She looks very pretty on the net. When she picked up the phone , I heard cartoon sounds from television (in my view, modern life’s most pernicious annoyance) on her end and the sounds of lots of people, including kids. The background sounds conjured up images of a young women in a trailer park, surrounded by dirty kids, watching TV, and talking on the phone while she ironed and smoked cigarettes.

Being nervous, I made all of the usual mistakes on the phone. $300 BR for 2 hours. Probably $50-100 BR too high. I did confirm that she kisses, a feature in women that I am particularly fond of. I forgot about asking about the other activity I am fond of (OWO/BBBJ). Her English was terrible (my Portuguese is good, not fluent, but good enough to discuss politics, football, blow jobs and the price of beer). She called back immediately to my room to confirm our date.

Concepciao, aka Michele, was more or less as advertised. Very, very pretty although her face had a little acne (hidden very carefully with some light use of cosmetics). An absolutely amazing body, much better than the picture: very thin waist, perfect breasts that I think are entirely real. Her skin was actually a dark reddish brown, not white as in the photo, but the color was absolutely charming for me (actually, all colors are charming for me). She did kiss as promised although she was not great in that department. Her other talents were outstanding however. A personal inspection with my favorite probe convinced me that she has not had children (very, very tight- almost painfully so), hence the kids I heard on the phone could not have been hers. She is not completely “liberal” (liberal seems to be a code word in Brazil for anal receptive), but this meant very little to me. One bigger problem: although she is a very pleasant young woman, she was not terribly interesting to talk with. For example, when I asked her what she loved in life, she said Sao Paulo. When I asked her what she loves best about SP, she said that she loves SP for the availability of a good education and (without a trace of irony) wonderful work. Now, I like a person who loves her work, and I must admit that if I got paid to have frequent sex, I might enjoy my job a lot more. Her lack of conversational skills meant that our conversation was short, and we were required to get back to the business at hand. I let her go after 70 exhausting minutes of non stop sex. She was probably in my room about 1 1/2 hours. At my age (50), this is enough exercise for a day. Thus, she was outstanding sex (A-), great body (solid A), pretty face (B+) and a bit of a dullard (B-).

Incidentally, she called me in my room the next day and tried to sell me a few of her friends. I turned her down. Fortunately, she did not become a pest. I recommend her highly: B+ overall.

Day 2. I spend the morning at the antique fair in front of the MASP (not really my thing, but some of the old collectibles were interesting). I decide to do some work, and spend the afternoon in front of the laptop. I take a couple hours off for the MASP. Its an interesting museum with some absolutely incredible works of art, but not a lot of anything in particular. No real themes here: Rembrandt, Warhol, Turner, El Greco, Picasso, Duhrer, Renoir, Manet, Van Gogh, Memling, Matisse. You name the artist, they have one or two works by him or her. Some were obviously masterpieces that I never even knew existed. It was quite impressive despite the fact that it is not the Louvre. Well worth the $3 admission fee!

I was determined to take today off, but around 9 pm, my libido kicked up. I did something I was dying to do: I called GarotasFamosas.com. This is an agency of real beauties, or so it seems from their web site. The idea is that all of the women are models (which is probably true). Now, my real reason for calling this agency was my desire to have sex with a woman of Japanese descent, and this site lists plenty of really stunning Orientals. SP has the largest population of Japanese of any city in the world outside of Japan. As many of you are aware, the availability of Japanese women in Japan for Americans (not to mention, black guys like me) is close to zero. A friend of my was actually refused admission to a brothel in Tokyo, despite price tags of $1000 an hour for sex. Thus, SP seems like the ideal place to experience the true beauty of Japan. The woman I wanted is named Atamy.

Her price, however, was too high for me to consider seriously ($800 BR or about $285 USD for 2 hours). However, the woman on the other end of the phone recommended another Japanese woman, Hema (pronounced like Emma). Her photo was quite lovely, so I agreed even though the price was $400 BR; a period of three hours was promised. This seemed high to me, but well within the budget.

Hema was quite nice when she arrived. Very interactive, sweet and beautiful. She was not really Japanese, however, as she told me that her parents did not speak Japanese nor was she really certain how many generations the family had been in Brazil. Indeed, although her picture on the web site is beautiful, in person, she is less Japanese in appearance than the picture suggests.

Hema had the usual glass of water and then was set on getting down to business. Here is where the problems began. She was billed to me as “totally liberal”, but when I asked if this is true, she let it be known that OWO is a problem and A is totally out. Now, I am not a fan of A, but OWO is absolutely sacred. Oral with a condom can’t possibly be fun! Thus, I let her know that despite the fact that I am an ignorant newbie, I would politely decline her services and prepared to give her cab fare. She changed her mind instantly.

We got down to things, and the time came for my OWO. She was absolutely wonderful for about 2 minutes and then she wanted to go to sex. I tried to convince her to continue her OWO, but finally gave up. She began sex at an extraordinarily rapid pace. She was so tight, this actually hurt. I tried to slow her down a little with kisses, massage, changing positions, etc, but she seemed to be on a mission. Her technique declined dramatically at this point. She bucked so hard, I thought I was going to herniate a disc. Or pop a testicle. In any case, like most guys, I did not let this stop me from climax, but I was a little surprised by the turn of events.

After a fifteen minute breather, she suddenly became intent on a repeat performance. This was fine with me, but I was still deflated after orgasm number 1. And, her idea of how to get a guy hard almost put my organ out of business permanently. She practically yanked my penis right out of my pelvis. It’s a damn good thing I am not a hemophiliac, or I would be dead right now! I suggested she try some OWO, which did the trick in about half a minute…so she stopped. I tried in vain to convince her to keep at the oral, but she would go back to it for about 30 seconds and then try and switch to sex. I finally gave in, and then it was back to the bucking bronco routine. After 20 minutes or so, I got tired of this. I considered faking an orgasm, but this was beneath my dignity. Since I could not communicate with her (trust me- this was NOT due to problems with my Portuguese), I told her simply that I was finished with sex for the evening (at my age, the girls find this easy to believe). Oddly, as soon as the sex was finished, she reverted to the charming and interesting young woman she was at the beginning.

What did I learn? Nothing new, but it certainly confirms the experiences of others. Price means very little when it comes to the quality of the experience; beauty is no guarantee of good chemistry; even a pro sometimes does not know what turns on a man; get your guarantees of what is offered directly from the lady, not from some switchboard operator at an escort agency. I guess I will wait until I get an opportunity to visit Thailand before I get a taste of some really great Asian sex, because I am not going to try this approach again. And this garota is definitely in the wrong profession, as she clearly did not enjoy herself at all. Neither Hema nor www.garotasfamosas.com get a passing grade.

Day 3: Took a walk down Rua Augusta to see what the fuss was about, but got decidedly nervous as I walked away from Rua Paulista and all the people/police in the dark. It is truly a huge red light district. I went back to my hotel and decided for take out again.

I chose two women from the PIMP site, but the first that I called did not answer. So, I called a blond haired woman named Suzana. She took an hour and a half to arrive. This may have been a bad sign, but she sounded nice (and in all fairness, she did call to say she would be late), so I remained hopeful.

Incidentally, she only wanted $200 BR, and agreed to do OWO if I was “hygienic” (so I took a shower while waiting). We did not go through the entire song and dance, as I have decided that it’s a waste of time to look for a pro who is a good kisser. They all will say they kiss, and sooner or later, a good kisser will turn up.

She did turn out to have some oral problem that sounded a lot like herpes. Whatever she had, it was still visible under close inspection, so I prudently decided against OWO. However, she was a pretty good kisser and (unlike my previous lady) reasonably skilled at all aspects of the sport. I had my first BJ with a condom- not the worst experience in life but far from perfect (and much better than getting herpes). She clearly loved being on top and put lots of energy into this position. We finally stopped sex when she ran out of steam (we were both rather breathless by this point). A wonderful surprise was that she was very, very funny- she made me laugh out loud more than once, even during sex. Great sense of humor and a real delight. The only down side was that she is a bit larger in the bunda than I like (in retrospect, this is apparent from the photo). And for those of you that like really tight vaginas, she is not for you- this one has a 21/2 year old kid. She was not loose, but she was not really painfully tight like the usual 19 yo. I would recommend her to anyone who enjoys a really great attitude, a beautiful face, natural blond hair and doesn’t mind a not-so-entirely-perfect body. Whether she will ever do OWO is anyone’s guess, however, but under the circumstances, I feel that my prudence was justified. But, despite the negatives above, I really enjoyed myself. Incidentally, for those who don’t know it, the PIMP site is an agency, not a site that lists independents like many of the others. Will I have her over again? Doubtful, as I only go for one pop a day, and there are thousands more to try before I die. I give this one a B+/B, with some demerits for extra adipose. On the other hand, if I were feeling a little blue and wanted cheerful company (rather than raw sex), she would be the first person I would call in Sao Paulo.

I am still after the great kisser who does OWO to completion. I think its important that everyone has a goal, don’t you?

Day 5: Here was a girl that I liked the looks of, and although she looked a little less beautiful than the others I had seen, she conjured up an attitude of raw sex. I realize that some guys on the board are likely to call her ugly, etc. But, her photo appealed to me immensely, so, I called her.

Her name is Grampolla (9364 0899; $250BR for 2 hours + cab), and she turned out to be very nice. She looks NOTHING like the photo.

First, she is dark skinned. In the USA, we would probably think of her as black. Secondly, her hair was pitch black. Thirdly, she was not petit, as I think the photo suggests (she is at least 5’8”). And, she had large breasts (36C? I think they look small and pert in this photo); they were in outstanding shape and she bragged to me that they were natural. Not an ounce of extra fat. Not a “hard body”, but truly wonderful in its composition. Many women in the states would pay big bucks for this body. Finally, she had green braces.

In bed, she was pretty good, and very accommodating. She did not want me to come in her mouth (which I did not) because of the braces (I fail to see the logic, but then again, I am horribly biased about coming in women’s mouths), and she did not rush the process at all. I am certain that if I had insisted, she would have let me come in her mouth. I enjoyed talking with her; she seems to be pretty smart and I expect that she has a real purpose in life other than growing up to be an ex prostitute. She is studying accounting at a local university. I gave her a B+ overall, with some demerits for not having the look that I had wanted and a slight lack of true passion for me (its always hard for me to accept that 50 year old slightly overweight black guys are not to every young girls liking). Her sex skills were very good, but not outstanding. Her personality was probably the nicest I met during the week.

Day 6: Today I got home from the SP office early and decided that my needs could not wait. All day long, I was trying to decide between Café Foto and Club W. It was raining today, so I was particularly cold and in need a warming up. With my libido acting up again, I was overwhelmed by an irrepressible urge to have sex. I tried to get onto the internet using AOL without any success; in fact, AOL was down for the next two days. While I had DSL connection at the office, this was not terribly helpful because of our company policy against visiting sex sites. And, as I have already mentioned, all of my photos on the peripheral computer chip were lost. I felt SOL, and was just about to go to Bel France for a message when I remembered that I had a few photos on a CD that I had burnt awhile ago (before I fell in love with those little computer chips). I decided to see if any of the gals on the CD struck my fancy. In fact, of the 10 photos and phone numbers I had downloaded back in April, about 5 of them still appealed to me. I called them one at a time. Of the 5, 4 of 5 did not answer or I got someone else answered who told me they were not home. One girl answered from “the interior”, and told me she would be back in SP on the 20th of next month. A sixth girl, whose face was angelic but whose body was not visible on the photo only charged $150BR an hour but refused OWO.

I had one photo of a woman from M Class. Now, M Class has a terrible reputation for touching up photos, and doing just about everything to make the women look a lot better than they actually are. I did not realize this when I downloaded Luana a few months ago.

But, knowing what I know now, I was reluctant to call her. I remembered at the time that the web site said that she had made porno films and did OWO. Could I wait and go to Club W instead? Of course not. I decided, why not do both? If she turns out to be ugly or a pain in the ass, not much lost.

So I called her. She very sweetly began to sell herself to me on the phone. Now, my Portuguese is not bad, but I was lost within seconds. I understood the price: $300 BR. A little expensive, but essentially only $35 USD more than I was intending to pay. My experience this week tells me that the cost of outcall in this town is $200BR to $400, with the great majority being $250BR plus cab (a piece of advice- when you ask the price, always ask for the price INCLUDING cab fare).

OWO I asked? Her reply: yes, oral w/o condom is my “specialidade”. Honest to God- she said it was her specialty. “SPEH-SEE-AL-E-DODGE-EH (with the accent on DODGE)”. She started describing how much she loved giving head, etc. I began to have a terrific vibe about her.

Kiss? Of course!

Any restrictions? $200 BR extra for anal. Sounded OK to me, since I find no extra pleasure in anal.

60 minutes later, I was staring at a 22 year old girl who was much, much prettier than the photo suggested. She was about 5’5”. Her measurements must have been 32-22-32, with perfect breasts (I cannot believe these were real, but I found no scars). Couldn’t have had more than 6% body fat. Face of an absolute angel, except for some minor issues with her teeth (they were not perfectly spaced, although not bad enough to justify braces). After 10 minutes of chit chat, she slowly disrobed and showed me what was the best body I have ever seen in the flesh, so to speak, She gave me a long languorous deep kiss and got down on her knees to begin the performance.

Now, I do not intend to begin writing pornography here. However, I believe that this young girl has a philosophy. I think that she thinks that what men want is for a girl who behaves like a porno star to fuck us senseless. I know this is a hard sentence to follow, but if you read it enough times, it will make sense. And that was essentially how she acted. Not just the moaning and the groaning (which all of the gals seem to do, even when they are obviously not sexually excited), but the biting her breasts during sex, the self stimulation during vaginal intercourse, etc, etc. This gal was unbelievably energetic, but unlike Hema, everything she did felt absolutely great. The only moment that I did not find to be perfectly to my tastes was half way through my first blow job when she told me that she would have to finish with a condom UNLESS I was willing to pay $50BR extra ($18 USD). She was actually licking my penis when she made this offer, and made the offer with a deliciously wicked smile. $50BR extra sounded great at the time. As you can tell, I am not much of a bargainer.

She absolutely insisted that I come at least twice before she left (I actually exceeded the minimum). Suffice it to say that this was a lot of work for me, as I had REALLY emptied the prostrate on the OWO (she immediately followed up my orgasm by some slow and vigorous sucking; this was a truly delicious experience). We were at the sex act one way or another for about 80 minutes. She switched from oral to vaginal to oral on and off, and made me assume quite a few positions. At my age, this must be dangerous! On the other hand, if I die with my penis in Luana’s mouth…..

I give Luana an A/A+, with only slight demerits for smoking cigarettes and for asking for her tip with my penis in her mouth. But her skills were beyond ANYTHING I have ever experienced. And, as if her skills were not enough, her beauty was awesome. Her cell phone is: 9263 0129. Incidentally, she has a web site: www.luanaloirinha22.kit.net where she sells a porn film that she made with her husband (yes, husband). I have not checked it out yet but I am doubtful it will work as I have yet to connect to a site with a .kit.net address.

Well, this is where I end. The purpose of this diary was to fill in the gap about the SP escort scene although my sample size is painfully small. II will be returning here in October, and intend to revisit this issue in detail with an invigorated effort.

A post script. Had a free afternoon waiting for my flight home and told the folks in the office that I would go back to the Blue Tree and work on my own while waiting to go to the airport. I gave Luana a call; she took a little over an hour to arrive (this was not too bad, as she told me she would be an hour; and, this was more or less perfect timing for the vitamin V). No chit chat this time. A big deep kiss at the door, and she took less than a minute to begin oral sex. 99 minutes later, we were finished with my second orgasm in her mouth. Our session was completely non stop and crazy and my dick now feels like its gonna fall off. A day at the office should always be this good! The Blue Tree again charged me $45BR for the visit. But

Luana can also be found at:

http://www.chantily.com.br/garotasfree/saopaulo/loiras/luanamartinelli.htm
http://www.contatos.com.br/luanamartinelli/
http://www.sexdreams.com.br/acompanhantes/ac000435/
http://www.abusado.com.br/luanamartinelli/

A final note: There is a Brazilian escort review board that is entirely in Portuguese that I discovered AFTER returning to the USA. http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewforum.php?f=2
This board is terrific for reviewing Sao Paulo escorts. I went through most of it last night and discovered that almost all of the reviews are filled with praise. But, there are important details that should be useful to people like us (e.g., price, what deeds are acceptable to the garota and what are not). Looks like I averaged about 100 reals overpayment per lady. Next time (and I certainly hope that is soon), I will be prepared to negotiate!

PreciousOre: Nice report. As you may have noticed, I just posted a Sao Paulo guide that did not include any information about escorts since I haven't used any here, so your information is particularly appreciated. I also visited MASP, as I noted there, and am presently staying at the Blue Tree Paulista, which I recommend except for the lack of a broadband connection in the rooms (if that is important).
One thing though, I attempted at two different times of the day to connect to the escort review board you mentioned, but with no luck. Could you check to confirm the web address is correct?
Again, thanks for the report.

Don't use http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/viewforum.php?f=2 , use only the domain:

http://www.gpguia.net

PreciousOne,

Thanks for an insightful report. Good information and fun reading.

So that I'm sure I understand.....

Your experience was R$250 + cab and that turns out to be R$100 overpayment?

Thanks for the great report.