Barhopping with MongerX after his PI cherry was consumed by the Private Dancer welcome party I hastily arranged for his airport pickup was a lot of fun – as Epi likes to say, he took to the PI ‘like a duck to water’. I, however, hadn’t yet been laid all day. Luckily it didn’t take me long to find a girl, as like the night before with Brown Sugar girl, I got drafted by a MASSIVE titted older girl at Confettis almost as soon as we sat down near the bar.

I vaguely remember MX having a drink with a girl and chatting a bit, but my attention was completely in big-titted Confetti girl’s bikini top, and when I’d had my fill of sucking on those bigg’ns, she quickly took over sucking my face so I wouldn’t feel lonely. What a sweet girl! I started wondering if this wasn’t a little TOO good to be true, though, and was telling myself that we had really just started barhopping and that there was always later, etc., but as I had planned on getting a quick short time out of the way, this chick seemed as good as any to get it on with. And we either had to LEAVE or barfine her, because the tit play and making out was getting too hot and heavy and my better half was beginning to leak into the tighty-whiteys. BARFINE!!!

And Confetti girl was pretty happy about that! I think she set a record in the time it took her to get dressed and be ready to head out the door. I apologized a little for ditching my amigo on his first night, but told him to text me in an hour or so and I’d likely feel quite ‘refreshed’ by then. MX managed to go nearly a week in the PI using his Singapore SIM card, while I was constantly wondering where all my load went!

After turning the corner towards Kokomoz and heading up to the room, with AC Mo giving me the thumbs up and saying my choice was ‘world famous’ for some reason, Confetti’s girl didn’t at ALL disappoint in the rack – like BS girl the night before, she pretty much RAPED ME!

There was ONE concern, however, and the only episode of this famous PI curse on this 2 week trip: STINK BOX! We had started with her going down on ME and when it felt AWESOME, I decided I’d return the favor a bit. But my head popped up when getting a close up sniff and deciding that, uh, it was penetration time!

While Confetti’s girl was no spring chicken (probably 25-26? Ancient for an AC bargirl), and she had the padding in her mid-section to prove it – her tits were VERY large, VERY soft, and the girl was a sex MACHINE, fucking the hell out of me for more than an hour. After a couple rounds there was tremendous temptation to keep her around, but then again, barhopping with a barfine in tow is kind of like Epi’s line about ‘taking a sandwich to the buffet’, so I got her number to hook up some more short time action at my convenience later on in the trip and headed out to meet MongerX and resume the festivities.

The downside about getting a girl’s number in the PI is that they usually want yours as well, and some of them can get annoying with their texts if you’re a semi-nice guy and think that it’s nice to at least text back and know you received their message. While I don’t regret this (well, except for wondering where the damned cellphone load went, again!), I think there is a lot of merit to Blazers’ approach to just ignore inbound texts unless you want the girl in the immediate future. It cuts down on ties with girls in the bars and keeps YOU firmly in charge, though I didn’t really have any problems on this trip in that regard, unlike my previous trip in December when I was kind of at the cellphone’s mercy as to where I was being led around by my dick (and pea-sized brain, at the time).

I mention this at this point because Confetti’s girl was texting me CONSTANTLY for the next several days wanting to know where I was and when I was coming back to her bar, etc. There was a happy ending, though,when she seemed to be the perfect 4 AM booty call when I had struck out elsewhere and most bars were closed, and she ended up breaking speed records to get to my room from her place and then cleaning the pipes a couple times again. If the price for all this was a couple return texts a day, it was well worth the aggravation.

I don’t remember too much about which other bars MX and I went to that night besides the Club, but we did have a pretty damned good time in that place, though again, I got a little ‘busy’ and neglected my buddy a little bit to let him carry on with his chosen dancer. MY chosen one was a damned cute waitress wearing street clothes (as all the waitresses there were wearing that night, for some reason). I gotta admit that while surrounded by bikini clad dancers in AC, I’m kind of a sucker if I see any decent looking chick in the bar wearing street clothes. While I’d KILL to be surrounded at the moment by uniformly bikini’d brown honies, after seeing 3-4 bars full of dancers that all end up blending together because they’re all dressed the same, seeing some chick wearing something DIFFERENT just makes her stand out.

And my new waitress friend’s attitude set her apart too, as she couldn’t have been different than the two BF’s I’d had so far on this trip: They had been all over me and ATTACKED me the moment they sat down, while SHE appeared to be doing me a favor by sitting next to me! While she was friendly enough, I had to initiate all touching and she’d jump when I tried to even put my arms around her and start giggling. Under different circumstances I’d probably have told her to go the hell back to where she was before I called her over, there was something about this girl that I just LIKED (besides being cute and having a ripe ass, she had a BRAIN, and was confident enough in her English that she could even joke around a lot), and it soon became a minor challenge for me to see if she’d thaw just a LITTLE. And like a good bargirl she eventually DID, but got three lady drinks out of me for the privilege.

Finally, as MX was about to leave with TWO girls (after getting the period excuse from BOTH, I believe?), I popped the question to my waitress friend, and she said she was ALSO on the rag! Not as generous as MX, I said OK, BYE! And I’ll make it a point to cum back and see you when you’re rid of the red plague. She said OK, see you Tuesday.

With MX turning the tables and ditching ME (I told him to let the girls lead him back to the hotel if he got disoriented for any reason!) for some in-room entertainment, I was suddenly on the far end of Fields alone with the clock ticking towards bar closing times. I ended up not being inspired at Insomnia that night and ended up walking into Brown Sugar fully expecting BS girl from the night before to have LONG since been barfined. But apparently true to what an expat friend I had met the previous summer had told me when I had showed him BS girl’s pics that evening, she apparently was picky and didn’t barfine much, as I’m SURE she had had plenty of opportunities with a pretty lively Saturday night bar crowd.

While I didn’t see her on the STILL rather crowded stage immediately when I came in and sat down at the bar, soon enough she made herself noticed, and gave me a HUGE smile when I called her down and started her running for the stairs. While I honestly hadn’t really thought of her hardly at all that night – well distracted by other girls and guys and more girls, seeing her this excited was all it took to tell me that the night’s search for companionship was over! While I didn’t expect things to be the same as the night before, I couldn’t really imagine anything better than basking in the adoration of a cute little Filipina. Neither of us finished our first drink before we were headed back to the room for a repeat of the night before.

In our VERY brief conversation in the bar, BS girl DID tell me that she was planning to go swimming with her friends the next day, and was sure to invite me along if I wanted to go. She didn’t, however, mention what TIME all that was going to occur (a little too early the next morning), and that would end up as a little bit of weirdness between us, which probably ended up as a very GOOD thing, as it would have been easy to get attached to her.

But after some more extremely energetic bedroom Olympics and having her tiny body molded into mine as I drifted off to my nightly 2 hours of sleep in Asia despite EXTREME exhaustion (grrrrr!!!), all was right with the world.

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Hey, the only thing more than reading your reports was actually getting to take part in the adventures. I know that I am totally pussy and fall for the most transparent of bar girl tricks. But I am almost positive the i only took one girl the Club (Rojo). Maybe we forgot to shower or something because every friggin' girl in there claimed cherry or mens. Perhaps your reports will reinspire me to pick up on my AC trip reports again.

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Man, I hope you do continue your AC cherry report. Classic stuff, and you'll always have at least ONE reader hanging on every word.

Porker,

Sounds like you were having a better time this trip!! I plan to make a trip later this year if things work out and I put my mongering hat back on. I hope to meet you there, You have brought back MANY memories of PI!!!
Keep those reports coming!!!

Porker...hope you find at least one 7 on this trip. You deserve one!