I've only been home for a short time and already looking for airline deals for my next trip in August. I really had a great time while in LOS. I was supposed to go Superbowl Sunday (February 1st) but something big came up and I had to re-schedule. I once again flew Eva air and I stayed in Bangkok the first two nights which I normally don't do. If this report sounds fucked up it is because I have been drinking a few beers today . I'm celebrating Songkran at my house, I'm going to take my dogs outside and soak them, then they are going to wait to get inside and soak my house.
As I mentioned I took Eva air, I had my connecting flight on American airlines from Las Vegas to LAX, I had 2 carry-ons from Vegas to LAX and I checked my bags in LAX because I am flying Evergreen Deluxe and they put a green label on my bags so I will get my bags faster in Bangkok because they got priority. All that bullshit so I can save 5 minutes in the Bangkok airport, next time I either have only a carry-on or I check it thru to Bangkok from Vegas. The flight on Eva was great as always, I paid $950 US (38,000 baht) for Evergreen Deluxe, I slept most of the flight, I popped a benedril, kava kava and a meletonin, nothing too strong. After I land in Bangkok and go thru customs, I am greeted by a driver asking where I am going, I tell him I am going to Nana. The driver say's "I take you 500 baht" I said "I'll take metered taxi 150". After I check in to Nana hotel I find a fruit basket in the fridge, it was delicious. I paid 1500 for the deluxe room which was very nice, after getting settled I go for a walk and meet a lovely lady in the Nana area, I bought her dinner and then we agreed on 2000 baht long time. I took half a Panagra (Indian vesion of Viagara) and spent the night with her and we shagged three times I took the other half of Panagra at about 5:00am. After waking up we go down to Nana coffee shop for my free breakfast, after breakfast I pay her 2000 baht and she wanted taxi money of 500 baht, I said "No" and gave her 100 baht. I shouldn't of given her anything, I was happy to get rid of that girl, she was starting to get an attitude, must of been that time of the month. After she leaves I go back to the Pharmacy to buy some Cialis and Andriol. After the Pharmacy I go to the room for a short nap, us fat guys like to eat and then go to sleep.
After sleeping for about 2 hours I wake up and pop a Cialis and walk to Eden Club, that place is a must for everyone at least once. I met Marc who is the nice man who runs the place, he told the girls to line up and I chose "Pen" and she chose her friend "Nook", I had the time of my life with those girls in the 90 minutes I was with them. It started with we all shower, then I get on the bed and Nook gives me a great BBBJ and then Pen gets on top of me and we have great sex with no premature celebrations. After round one I took my shower and when I came out of the shower I saw Nook was wearing a strap-on, she say's "bend over kevin"
I nearly shit myself, I was sweating like a gerbal in Elton John's gerbel cage. Fortunately for me the strap on was for her friend. While my one eyed lizard was getting ready for round 2, Nook fucked Pen with a strap-on while Pen gave me a great BBBJ, then Nook put a condom on me (without her strap-on) and I had a great session with Nook. She is great in bed, she let me fuck her in the ass which never did too much for me, ass fucking is for when your long time girlfriend is on the rag. Nook told me it has been a while since a man made her cum, I told her "don't feel bad, a man has never made me cum". After showering and leaving the hotel which has a fucked up elevator because the elevator floor is about 6 inches lower than the hotel floor, we go to Eden and I buy the girls drinks and I pay the bar and I give them each a tip.
After Eden I am a little hungry so i go to a Pizza place near Eden, I then go the internet cafe near Nana hotel and next to a gas station, 3 baht a minute so I wasn't there long. After the internet cafe, I go to my room and take another nap for 3 hours, I am still a little jet lagged. That night I wanted a hottie from a go go in Nana plaza, I met a cuttie at Rainbow 3, She was alot of fun, we agreed on 3000 baht all night which we negotiated while we were in the bar. I expected that much in Nana plaza. On the way to nana hotel, we pass the girl from the night before she said "I thought you were going to Pattaya" then my new friend from rainbow sad "you butterfly" "I said "no, before she want to go with me and I said I want to go to Pattaya"
she bought it. We 3 times that night. In the morning I gave her her 3000 baht and 100 for taxi which she was very grateful for, she was alot of fun. That day I take a taxi to Pattaya for 1200 baht and check into the Residence Garden, I paid 1350 baht which is a great deal, kind of like a sore dick, you can't beat it. At the RG I get another fruit basket, these hotels must think I don't get enough fiber in my diet. The RG is a great hotel and great staff.
I start the night by going to soi 6 for a short time, I met this girl at Honey Bee's bar which is on the corner of soi 6 and second road. She was alot of fun, she said I was a funny guy.
That night I went and barfined a cuttie at Harley Bar on soi 2.
She was a nice find, I should of kept her all trip. Soi has changed a bit, I was only going to soi 2 from soi 6 to go to the internet that was next to classroom but they tore it down for some building, I think apartments. I met up with a cuttie from a previous trip, she isn't in the bar scene but is alot of fun and had a killer body.
The final week of my trip I would wake up early, go to Hard Body Gym in Jomtien, go back to The Residence Garden and at lunch with my favorite girl. Afternoon I would go do something with this cuttie. I hated going shopping by myself, I like when a thai girl does my shopping, I save alot of money that way. She buys stuff for me to sell o Ebay to help pay for my next trip. Sometimes at night when she wanted to watch TV I would go take a motorbike Taxi down to soi 6 for a Short time. Once the driver dropped me off right in front of soi 6 which is basically in front of Honey bar I never heard a "Hello Welcome" I heard a "Hello Kevin, you come back for me" FUCK, I am thinking to myself. I told the girl I am going to Queen Victoria to see my friend Bert. One night I went to TQ on beach road, they have some hotties and they have Short time rooms, 300 baht barfine and the girl wanted 1000 baht short time, not too bad for a go go and she was hot.
There is a great pharmacy in Jomtien, I bought 4 generic Cialis from India for 1000 baht which is $25 US dollars. The pharmacy is between KR bar and 7-11, it is next to a boys bar. The Pharmacy has a big Orange sign. They have some great prices and I didn't even negotiate.
The cuttie I spent most of my time with as real sweetheart, I love the time I spend with her, not to worry I am not helping anyone come to my country, in fact I am probably one of the biggest butterflies but she is a cool girl and if I ever stay Thailand long time I would live with her. I think it is nice to stay with a non bargirl while in Thailand. I email her often, this week she is mailing me some stuff for me to sell on Ebay.
If some of you recognize this report from a different board (I use the same username) I lost part 2 of the trip somehow.
I just booked my next trip in late August, can't wait, it'll probably rain everyday.
Like I said I am still new to this board, I'll post some pics once I figure how to post them.
KJ