By Porker on Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 01:06 pm: Edit |
As the details blend a bit with so many recent trips, I figured I'd break things down a bit instead of giving the now-tired long, drawn out, day-by-day blow-by-blow. Here's part 1 of the story of the GIRLS from my most recent trip, and pics should be added shortly:
I had been deliberately vague with Airport Girl as to my arrival dates, and figured I had at least one night of freedom in AC to fuck around before she at least found out I was in town. But the adventures got to be a lot more interesting when she became quite difficult to track down (supposedly in Manila, and with a Filipino guy answering her phone – got MUCHO ammo out of THAT in our little wars over which of us is the bigger WHORE!!!).
Night one: Arrived on the SEAir flight from MNL and checked into Kokomoz, then hit the bars about 8:30 and got REALLY drunk. Ended up barfining a cutie out of Brown Sugar very late (4 AM?) who pretty much picked ME, or I would have ended up on Santos that night after everywhere else was closed looking for the first lay of my trip. She was a cute little spinner that I was later told by a local that I was lucky to have scored as she had lots of guys supporting her and she didn’t barfine much. Once that night, once in the morning, everything given like her life depended on it, then kicked her out with 200 extra saying I had to go meet a friend in Manila (true, MongerX on his cherry trip) and I had to find his entertainment.
Day/Night two: Got horny messing around with the Private Dancer girls I set MongerX up with, but didn’t end up barfining anybody until midnight, when again, a Confettis girl with HUGE tits pretty much picked me. Again, she delivered like her life depended on it, but it was my mission to go barhopping, and when my waitress at the Club claimed ‘mens’ I headed into Brown Sugar at 4 AM and took the little sweetie from the night before again when she was all over me when I entered the bar. Nice to be remembered!
As I was up for the day early the next morning, gave her the option to eat with me, sleep longer, or go home, she chose to sleep, but then CALLED ME 10 minutes later to tell me that her swimming date with her friends was EARLY that morning and that she had to go. Gave me an excuse not to tip, though she did text several times that afternoon volunteering to come back.
Day/Night three: With TWO cherry boys (MongerX and Harleyguy) in tow enjoying the hell out of just hanging out on Santos all afternoon, I headed to Welcome Inn and grabbed the first girl I interviewed onstage that could produce ID. After promises of a great ‘barhoppy’ that night, took her to the room for some insanely amazing short time. With her being so apparently new to the game (said she was 6 weeks post cherry), I expected the worst, but she actually gave GOOD head and loved playing bouncy bouncy on ‘lil Porker. I wanted to kick her out and try and take a nap, but didn’t have the heart when she curled up next to me and decided she wanted to sleep too. Nap got interrupted by a boner, and you can probably guess the rest.
Photos: Welcome Inn 21 22 23 24 25
Sent her away before dinner time, then got caught in the rain after dinner at the Orchid barbecue (chewy steak, but the owner sent over drinks for the table, a nice touch) which meant barhopping solo after that as the cherry boys headed to their rooms and I started out at Flamingo to avoid the rain.
With the fave still incommunicado, I grabbed another tit queen from Insomnia, a repeat from last trip, which also unexpectedly turned into a double-header when she was in no hurry to leave after round one despite my encouragement that she do so. She asked for trike fare after round two, but I told her that her tip was being let go early for the evening and that she was free to go back to the bar to grab a second customer if she was feeling lucky. She started pouting and asked me ‘what kind of girl I thought she was’. Made it all the sweeter when I walked into Insomnia at 3 AM and saw her being body shotted by some dude!!!
Photos: Jovelyn 26 27
Uncertain as to whether I wanted to sleep alone or not, I stumbled into Brown Sugar to find out my honey from there had ‘the night off’ (haha),and got drunk enough to grab four girls for a drink at the same time. Ego only slightly bruised when two claimed they were cherry, one claimed mens. And the waitress claimed she never barfined. Two lessons there: If it’s important, ask the required questions ahead of time, and secondly, don’t get so drunk that they won’t want to go with you. It was doubly sweet when Insomnia girl and the body shot dude walked right past me at Sub Delicious at 5:15 when I was having my late night snack of the football sized burger and fries. ‘C how U R’ was never a more appropriate text!
Day/night 4: After yet ANOTHER meal at Margarita Station (I’m a growing boy), took the cherry boys for the world’s shortest jeepney ride to Touch of Class where I fell in love with a skinny hottie onstage with braces and when all vibes seemed right decided to do the deed onsite when I was assured the accomodations were nice and air-con. That was pure BULLSHIT, and the noise from the bar and the constant traffic into the back area was annoying, but the consummation of my ST love affair with the TOC girl made it all worthwhile. She made the decision to ST onsite easy when she told me that she left to go home every night by 9 PM whether barfined or not. Oh well, I guess use of the onsite room was my discount for ST?
Photos: Joy 28 29 30 31
Got drunk and a little depressed that I hadn’t heard from Airport Girl yet despite AMPLE evidence that I was in town (including the ultimate stooping to going to her bar and asking around for her, causing HER to lose much face), and ended up making a bootie call from a previous girl on this trip at 4 AM when the bars were closed and I wanted another round before bedtime. She actually showed up from HOME within 15 minutes, and gave it to me 110% just like the time before. I gave her the option of staying or going back home, and she said she wanted to go be with her kid, but could she check her email first? Sure why not… When that ended up taking 45 minutes (I was watching live beisbol on Mo’s TV AFN feed – VERY cool), I threw her on the bed and she got a little more than she bargained for from the email deal, as it was starting to take me longer and longer to finish.
VERY happy when she finally yanked the second load (and short on CHANGE, DAMMIT!), I ended up giving her a full 1000 for her couple of hours of tiempo libre that she chose to share with me, which could never be construed to be a ‘sneak out’ since the bar was closed when I called her and the girls aren’t slaves, di ba? Even so, I’m sure she took care of the bar in a fit of conscience the next afternoon, as I gave her the full 1K, right? Funny how getting 1K twice from me for short time led her to text me twice as often as every other girl for the rest of my stay…
Day/night 5: Airport Girl finally texted me, saying she had been texting her ass off to me for days while in ‘Manila’ at her ‘auntie’s’. Turns out she had been texting my chikka.com # like a true fool, and said that her phone must have been answered by her ‘cousin’, who didn’t bother to pass on the subsequent texts either. Oops. Anyway, she showed up ASAP with her best friend (that Bahtman ended up barfining when he got to town a few days later), and we proceeded to hang out in the room making out like teenies in between her and her friend’s BS’ing with their chat-kos on the Mo-tel computer in the room.
Eventually, Friend had to go home (aww…), so AG and I got better re-acquainted,and then it was mad monkey-love all afternoon until she volunteered to give me my space to go barhoppy with my friends by going to work and cumming back at 3 AM – the greatest arrangement I can imagine ever making with a girl. She asked that I meet her downstairs at 3 so there would be no hassle as she tried to cum to my room, and I was so excited to see her that I actually did it. Ain’t I a softie???
Photos: Airport Girl 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 42 43 44 45
She also volunteered to go home again in the morning so I could have my day free, though I got a little suspicious because she was being TOO cooperative and non-clingy. Hmmm. Left her 1K under her purse while she showered and shoved it into her pants pocket when she left it sitting there as she was getting ready to go which led to a 30 minute discussion about how I’d rather be a customer than have her give me shit about being a butterfly. She said she’d cum back and we’d go swimming that afternoon, and it sounded good to me.
Day/night 6: More mad, monkey love that afternoon with AG and things were pretty much PERFECT until she got text happy while I was checking MY email. Told her she had a choice: turn off the phone or go home, then the phone RINGS and she runs into the bathroom to answer it and starts talking in English. INTERESTING. I told her she needed to leave, and she stormed off into the shower. I left 300 under her purse dying to make a point about the difference between stay-over girls and short time freelancers, and of course she stormed off without it when she left.
Went to dinner (the Thai place across from Rick’s, NICE call!) ignoring her constant texts and calls, and MongerX tried to get me to BF a karaoke partner so we could make it a 4-some on what is supposedly his last night in town. I go see Flaca at Voodoo, walk up to her (I’d been friendly with her so far this trip but hadn’t even HINTED at BF’ing so far), asked if she was busy, and when she said NO, asked if she’d like to go sing with us. She said ‘maybe some other night’, so I stormed off, tail between my legs again, and went to get plastered on Red Horse at the Karaoke bar across from Brown Sugar.
AG called again about 14 times while I was listening to my MX butcher Dust in the Wind for the 3rd time that night, and finally I texted her back when she BEGGED me to meet her someplace and tell her she can cum there if she’s that upset and wants to talk. Of course she’ll get busted for leaving work early because it’s in full view of her bar where she already ‘had sick’… Poor baby. I tell her to take a trike and run inside, and fuck if she doesn’t sprint in from a trike 2 minutes later.
No recriminations (yet), just lots of Red Horse, and we stumbled down the street into the Voodoo where I wanna rub Flaca’s nose in my good fortune after she turned me down. Oh MAN was she pissed that I played THIS game, and after starting out by staring daggers she tried to up the ante by making out with the geriatric customer she forsook me for! I just laughed and carried on with my new and former love with no cares in the world about the bridge I had probably just burned forever.
AG and I passed out then had a little talk after the morning round where she told me that the guy from the night before was a FORMER boyfriend, and that she now loved ME. I told her we were same/same and she started crying and swore that it was OK with her that I went with other girls, she just wanted to know I was serious about her. I said ‘yeah, of course I am’, and sent her home. She asked what time she should cum back, and I told her that I was barhoppy that night with friends just arriving from Thailand, and that she could text me later to see what I was up to. Tired of the drama with her, I deliberately left her no money, and she mentioned nothing about it when she left.
Day/Night 7: Well, AG eventually texts me that she’s going to ‘Manila’ that night, and I just roll my eyes and say a little prayer to the gods above thanking them that I’m a free man for the evening. Ex-cherry boy MongerX extends his stay, but wimps out by BF’ing the same girl for the third straight night after he had told her he was going home that day. Of course thy want to do the karaoke thing again, and I say maybe. End up at the SOB aftermath party and remember that a barhoppy partner from there the previous summer was really into that sort of stuff, so BF her and we go find the singing fools and hit the Red Horse again ourselves. We get too drunk to screw that night, but I did manage a morning round before sending her on her way when AG starts texting away. I shut my phone off and go have breakfast with the guys which pisses her off to no end. Oh well.
Photos: Treasure Island 47 48
Day/Night 8: Finally answer AG’s call, and she cums over for ST in the afternoon, then says she’s not going to work because she needs to ‘talk’ to the ex-BF that night. She says she’ll cum over later, and I tell her don’t bother, I want to have fun with my friends. End up at Blue Nile low on pesos at 3 AM, and have a little BF adventure where mamasan eventually tells me to only pay barshare and take care of the girl later because the C-note I went to get wasn’t exchangeable, acoording to the Blue Nile cashier.
Lovely (Blue Nile girl) is the hottest I think I have ever had in AC (despite having NO tits), but was very much the cold fish in bed and not even a covered BJ. Extended DATY, and she was DELICIOUS, but couldn’t even get her to so much as grind her HIPS she was so NOT in to things. Still managed two rounds with her before she said she preferred to sleep at her Stay-In in the morning, and we set off together to exchange the 1996 c-note they wouldn’t take at Blue Nile the night before.
Photos: Lovely 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57
She got an extra 200 out of the deal for doing me the favor of not demanding the full BF the night before, but I HATED to tip her because she was such a dud in bed. I had a lot better luck having the girls pick me than trying to land the trophy girl, a lesson I learned a long time previous, but sometimes beauty stands up and slaps you in the face at totally the WRONG time and you make a bad pick. But all in all, I could certainly have done a LOT worse for my 1200 pesos. Of course she ended up sending random texts to me the rest of my stay, so maybe we had a different idea of what happened that night we spent together. Or maybe she had never gotten a tip before, who knows?
By Porker on Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 01:50 pm: Edit |
Photo: Lovely - Blue Nile
By Porker on Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 01:59 pm: Edit |
Photo: AG at Kokomoz
By Porker on Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 02:13 pm: Edit |
AG getting ready to get kicked to the curb, and NOT PASSING GO
By Porker on Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 03:20 pm: Edit |
Jovelyn of Insomnia's Rick's Cafe girl of the month (clothed, unfortunately) photo shoot. GREAT tits:
http://rickcafe.com/april2003angelofthemonth.htm
By Admin on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 12:48 am: Edit |
Admin: Photos integrated
By Blazers on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 12:58 am: Edit |
Look at the pics from Joy and then look at my 3-holer pics...same chick. Just goes to show how small a town AC is and how few hotties there really are. Great report so far and Lovely is cute. She used to be the girlfriend of Richard, who owns Blue Nile group and was the one who was in jail for a while until he bribed the right people when Misty's got busted.
By Gregorio on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 02:34 am: Edit |
That's the first time I've ever seen Airport Girl (me being a cheap Charlie). Porker, when you gonna make an honest girl out of her and put a ring on her finger?
I hope we haven't heard the last of "Flaca." Please don't write her out of the story.
By Mongerx on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 05:54 am: Edit |
Now Blazers we get one repreat photo of a hot girl from AC and you start cranking up the "It's A Small World After All" amusement ride. What are you gonna say when you get to Rio and start posting pics of girls who have already had the photo posted here previously by four or five other guys!
When I was in AC, even after throwing all the rice bellies overboard there was still more than plenty enough good gash that nobody has to cock block anybody. (Well I guess the girls have to cock block, but that's because of the shortage of guys in AC who think that handing out hershey kisses is actually handing out almost worthless pieces of candy, not nuggets of gold!)
By Epimetheus on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 10:52 am: Edit |
MX
Don't forget "our" little Santos darlin' we had in common. Instead of Blazers saying:
"Just goes to show how small a town AC is and how few hotties there really are."
perhaps we need to say:
"Great minds think alike!!"
As you pointed out, there's MORE then enough gash to go around, it's a matter of whether her "slot P" appeals to my "tab E".
I must admit that I "shop" different then any of my friends do. I can look at a girl and tell if Blazers, Porker, The Senator, Mr. X, or any other PI buddy will be attracted. For me, it's ALL up in the air!! You've seen my pics (as has B, P, and a few others) so you KNOW that my tastes range across the board.
Porker likes spinner nymphos, but LOVES big tits and the big titties will win, no matter the chassis they are attached to (need I mention Pattaya grandma?). Blazers loves his sweet, innocent, shy, GORGEOUS, barely post-cherry girls that are REALLY into him!! Me, I like the girls that aren't cherry. That's my main rule. Big tits, small tits, it doesn't matter as long as they have two (although one or three would make a welcome change from time to time!!). Same applies to hair - blonde, brown, black, short, long - as long as she has some (although bald chicks can look hot too!!).
As you can see, unless I'm hunting someone in particular, I'm open to many possibilities. Where it goes from there is ALL up in the air!!
E
By Blazers on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 12:13 pm: Edit |
Epi- I like sluts too...they just have to be hot sluts. You did hit the nail on the head though. In the Philippines I have a lot tougher time finding cute girls than in Thailand and sometimes I just bite the bullet and fuck whatever's left. I sometimes reluctantly take pics of girls like that and then see the pics later and want to burn them. In Thailand, whatevers left at the end of the night is still 10 times better than your average Pinay.
My rules in Philippines are: Try to stay away from Samar girls. They are ruthless and don't really like foreigners. I dont want them fucking other Filipinos and they almost always have one waiting at home with their hands out. I dont want any girl that resembles a primate so no flat noses if I can help it. And of course, no girls over 100 lbs. No smokers as well. I also try to stay away from fake teeth and stinky pussy but that really narrows the girls down.
In Thailand: No tatoos, no smoker chicks, very little gold and not too proficient at English(I'd rather speak Thai to them). I'd also prefer they don't have a dick between their legs.
By Mongerx on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 07:16 pm: Edit |
This discussion has given me an idea. I am always impressed with Blazers' knowledge of how the girls from different provinces in Thailand and Philipines have different looks. An anology is that I like wine, and I know I like red wine. My ability to classify a wine when I taste it is whether it red or white (Red Wine = Asian girl, White Wine = white girl). However, Blazers can taste a wine and can tell you the grape, region, and year it is from.
What would be awesome is something like a pictionary guide for those with unrefined palettes like myself. For example, an entry for Samar would include the best pic of girl that exemplifies the typical look of girls from that region, a description of what these physical features are, and also a description of important typical personality traits such as, "They are ruthless and don't really like foreigners. I don't want them fucking other Filipinos and they almost always have one waiting at home with their hands out"
A guide like this would be awesome IMHO, what do you think? (Maybe I should put down the bong and step away slowly?)
(Message edited by mongerx on May 31, 2004)
By Blazers on Monday, May 31, 2004 - 08:36 pm: Edit |
The problem is that a lot of my opinions of girls from particular regions are generalizations made from my experience and comments of other local mongers and other bargirls. Some guys like Pinot Noir and some guys like Chardonnay. I see comparisons of girls from different regions a lot in Mexico as you can see distinct differences in bloodlines from girls from different states in Mexico. The differences of girls in different provinces in the Philippines and Thailand are more subtle.
By Epimetheus on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 09:59 am: Edit |
Blazers
You and I are significantly different in our barhopping and barfining.
Personally, I NEVER really care where she's from. I'm concerned with her ATTITUDE toward ME and how she will treat ME during our time together. I've had girls from all the major islands lie to me. It doesn't matter. What matters is they are bargirls and THAT is what makes them liars, not their province.
As for their looks - you are more then willing to exclude women because of them. You are far more "picky" then I am. Me, I shop winning attitude. Yeah, there are MANY ladies I just won't fuck, but I have much wider "acceptable range" then you do. I admit it - some "less then hot" girls find their way into my bed with winning attitude.
I had an interesting discussion with a buddy of mine in Thailand. We were talking about P4P and both arrived at the same conclusions in our travels:
We almost ALWAYS overpay for remarkably bad sex from really hot women.
We tend to UNDERPAY for INSANE sex from the "mopeds".
So, to make a bit more sense, we pay based on looks when what we're REALLY should be paying for is ROCKING GOOD SEX!! I've PUKED money for hotties in the PI and Thailand. As a rule, it gets me a whole lot of unimpressed. When I fuck a fun, decent looking girl at a bar somewhere I have a pretty darn good time!! When I've brought home the one with the "nice personality" I feel like I've been so completely drained the next day I can't walk right...
Of course, I do things different then you do. You spend time getting to know the girls. You spend time making a connection. You spend time almost seducing them (especially in the PI). Of course, this also INCREASES your "drama" factor significantly, yes? Think about how much time I've spent in AC. I do not have issues like you do when I return...
E
By Blazers on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 01:18 pm: Edit |
Epi....Where I really fuck up is playing both sides of the fence. I want to seduce the younger and innocent girls into rip roaring GFE but I also want to fuck as many other girls as possible. This works fine in Thailand but is a combustible mix in the PI.
My opinion regarding hotties is different than anyone I know because I have great sessions with no attitude from hotties most of the time but my sessions with mediocre and fugly chicks are almost never good. I used to think that it would be better to fuck spirited cute and mediocre girls but I am almost always dissapointed with the performance...
BTW, I was just thinking about a funny scene the other day when you and I went to Soi 6 and you went to visit a fav at some dive bar and one of the other girls was convinced I was a ladyboy....