Trip # 4 -

Please don't look for accounts of my first three trips to Cuba, this is my first posting (kinda like Star Wars).

Long long ago, in a galaxy far far away...I made the trip from my west coast base through the southernmost country of Northern America to a little island famous for the love of it's women and fine cigars. My travelling companion was one of my dearest friends. I shall call him David (not his real name). Although David was a dear friend of mine, we had not travelled abroad together before this voyage.

Some details -

1) It was my third trip, and Davids first to the island of Cuba.

2) I am 50 - 70% fluent en espanol, David is native Latin, therefore 100% fluent. In fact David is ESL (english second language).

On trip #3 I basically realized that either I am a really difficult travelling companion, or David is a really difficult travelling companion. Needless to say this trip sucked for me. At 90% of it did. The 90% that I was with David. The other 10% of my trip was spent hanging out with none other than DeeG and Sandman. Other than being great guys, these two and I had something in common, that I didn't share with my friend David, and that is...monger efficiency. Really, after your second or third trip, a good monger will realize the equation before him and start to solve it. The equation?!?!? Something like this:

a+x/c = vmax

a - the amount times you can cum in your trip.
x - effects of viagra, cialis, HGW...ect
c - amount of women you can actually connect with, which can further be isolated and divided by a factor of GFE.
Vmax - maximum fulfillment.

In other words, driven by the limited amount of time one has before needing to return to the rat race, a good monger adjusts and tweaks all of the variables he can to maximize his fulfillment.

So this trip I was all about efficiency and my trip buddy had no clue. So I really felt like this trip (#3) was ruined. By far the most drama, and shit to deal with.

I should say that upon entering into Cuba my portable DVD player was confiscated. I was told that I could retrieve it upon my departure. Well upon our departure, customs could not seem to locate it in time for me to catch my flight home. Bummer...or was it?

I don't recall exact dates, but I remember comming home, working for two days and low and behold there was a three day (five for me if I just took one more day off in the middle) weekend staring me in the face. So what do I do? I decide that I really need to retrieve my port. DVD player. Not a bummer. Had I not felt cheated out of a good time my last trip due to an inexperienced trip buddy, I probably would not even have had the notion to return so soon, but as circumstances would have it, I did.

Trip #4...

...trip #4

So I touchdown, and the memory of the smell (you know that smell if you have ever been there) was still fresh in my olfactory stores. Customs are a breeze since I have no portable DVD this time. In addition to that I am recognizing the agents and they me. Interesting. I am beginning to feel that I live here. I taxi to my guide's/friend's home and he is not home, but many of the locals to his block recognize me and quickly want to help me locate my tout. Within one hour I am in a casa with a (different casa FYI DeeG and Sman) of a former General in Fidel's military. Really a cool guy.

I have just five days here this time and I am on the hunt for GFE with my tout that evening.

When mining for gold, one must go through a lot of dirt to get to the nuggets. But in Cuba there really isn't much dirt to go through. The first day I sampled these Cubanas for GFE. Until I found my morenita...

In the pool

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Oh the last four pics are of a mulatta GFE my first trip.

carne1

P.S.

Regarding my morena (orange bikini), don't even ask.

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I just love those granny bikini tan lines you see so often in Cuba. Very different from the "Markes" you see in Br. Fun trip buddy. Hope to see you soon in Br.

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Wifebeaters, cool lingerie, DVD's... sounds familiar. Carne1 I was kinda wondering about your travel buddy - his agenda appeared rather different than ours. Good reading. Thanks

Carne1, any three holer cubanas in your recent trip?

Dongringo: Yeah what I figured out about "David" (honestly not his real name), is that he operates so much from an emotional basis, that he would tend to slow down any semi experienced monger. The type who wants to take time to be nice to everyones grandmother. Not a bad thing at all. Just not anything a hobbyist allocates entire days for doing. The other thing that was apparent to me is his constant seeking for an opportunity to "make it" in the music biz. Again, not a bad thing, just not a match for a travel buddy.

Caza: Nope no three holers for me in Cuba. In retrospect I probably could have. I am 90% sure. Only have only done that twice in my life (just holding back to keep it exciting), both times with filipinas.

All else: Sorry for the quick throw together of a report. At least I got the pics up which is really what we mostly want to see ;)

Thanks for the information. I am headed there next month and am looking for a guide and advice on does and don'ts for comming in and out of florida
FL_Wingamn

Wingman,

See personal PM.

carne1

Carne1:

My next big trip to a mongering destination should be to Cuba (after the impending LOS trip).

I am fluent in Spanish so I think that should help tremendously.

I wanted to ask you if you could recommend a casa particular and perhaps a driver or tout that can be trusted.

Thanks in advance!

Concarne

PS: may be we are related ha ha