Day 3

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By jkarp on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 06:34 pm:  Edit

Day 3

After Mari dropped me off I came to my room and went to bed after checking news, mails, and other stuff at the internet. Same problem again, I could not sleep. I can not get my mind of Mari. For a first time after a very long time I am questioning or examining my life style. My job is 100% travel with over 200k miles a year and I am never in the same town more than a few weeks. I can’t have a decent relationship or get married as it would never work out. I have not thought of these things for years and here this girl, Mari, is making me think and I only spent a few hours with her as a friend with no sex involved whatsoever. Oh well, finally I fall asleep around 7:00 AM. At 10:30 or 11:00 my phone rings and it is YEM who canceled yesterday. She wants to do things now. So we plan for a lunch close to Cali zoo and then go to see zoo and ChipeChape and so on. I thought I could spend time with her until Mari gets off work. So I get up, and get ready. At 12:30 or so she shows up at the hotel and what a shock. Is this girl the same as on the internet? This girl is a complete opposite of what I thought. She is way overweight and completely out of shape but speaks fairly good English. I don’t let her see my disappointment and we get a taxi and went to the restaurant and it was a nice restaurant with good food, music, and beauty to look at.

Restaurant 1

Restaurant 2

Restaurant 3

After lunch we went to zoo and spend some time there and that got me a bit tired for lack of sleep, too much party and sex. So we head back to the hotel and the guy who helped me with my luggage and internet connection opens the taxi door and I came out first and he was very friendly and then YAM comes out and this guy is completely shocked not to see AL with me and looked completely disgusted with me and YAM. I could feel that he did not like that at all. Oh well. YAM and I came to my suite and she sits right across from me so I don’t make a move on her. Believe me I was not going to make a move. So she started planning my rest of the trips and the things we could do together and I am like I am going to see some other friends. So she is a bit disappointed and starts questioning about the “other friends”. So I told her as it was. She canceled on me last night and I called a girl I was never going to call and she turned out be a great date and I was going to see her again. Since I told her Mari was not fluent in English she offered to work as a translator for me and join me on my date with Mari for $5/hr. I declined the offer and told her I would call her before I left Cali. She left after a few minutes and now it is almost 6:00 PM. I still got a few hours to kill before I see Mari so back to Merlin’s PDF and see what to do. I called the first free lancer on Merlin’s list, Adriana who speaks no English but we were able to understand each other. The price was $100,000 pesos per hour plus transportation. I pop another 20 mg Ciali as I thought I needed it. After 30 minutes or so the front desks called me about the visitor and I asked them to send her upstairs. Adriana shows up with a friend, Angie, I think that was her name. So I was surprised to see two girls. Now here things get a bit confusing and we do not understand each other. I thought they wanted me to do both girls but one girl at a time but that was not the case. So we get to my translator and I realize that I had a choice to pick one of the girls and the other one leaves. I picked Adriana even though the other one was cuter but Adriana seemed more aggressive. I gave her $100,000 and she demands another $20,000 for taxi. I said $20,000 for taxi and she explained $10,000 for her and $10,000 for Angie. Whatever. I gave her another $20,000 and she gave all the money to Angie and then Angie left. So there is nothing to chit chat about as we don’t understand each other. We proceeded to take shower and get things started. I got my camera and asked her for photos and she refused. I was trying to explain that she could cover her face but I guess either she did not understand me or just did not want to do it. Anyway, she gave me a decent and long BBBJ and I really enjoyed that. After a while she got tired and wanted to put a condom on me that she brought with her but I asked her to use my Durex. We started having sex in many positions and I am not popping. Damn Ciali again. She seemed enthusiastic but it was all faked and very mechanical and she was rushing as much as she could. Well I was not popping after all so at this time we both were out of breath and she takes condom off and put some lubricant and starts a hand job. After a few minutes I asked her to stop and I put another condom back on and we go at it again. This time I finally pop and I clasped on the bed and so did she. She was with me way over an hour, almost two hours, so she demanded more money and I gave her another $50,000 and she demanded more and I gave her another 50,000. After getting the money she puts her clothes on and rushes to the door. Overall experience a 6 may be. Definitely NOT a repeat and I will not call her again on this trip or future trips. So here was my first P4P action in Cali.

It was closed to 9:00 PM and I was thinking how Mari is going to manage going out with me again as she was up till 3-4 AM and then she went to work at 7:00 AM for a 14 hours shift. But I am anxiously waiting for her call. It is about 10:30 PM and she had not called so I called her cell and she sounded pretty tired and asked if she could cancel it tonight as she again has to work tomorrow at 7:00 AM. I said that was OK and we talked for a while on the phone. Then she really drops a bombshell on me and tells me that she is engaged to an Italian man who is sponsoring her to come to Italy and she has an immigration interview next month in Bogotá. What the hell. Why didn’t she tell me that yesterday and why is she still at amigos.com and going out with foreigners like me. I did not ask any of these questions but wished her things go well with her. She says nothing is definite and she still would like to be my friend and if she cannot get a visa to Italy then the engagement is off as the Italian does not want to live in Colombia. So I am really puzzled at this time. I know I may never feel about another girl the way I felt for Mari and it felt like when my first live-in girl friend broke up with me. Damn I don’t want to feel that way again and trying to reason my trip to Cali is for P4P and not to find a girl friend or a wife. But I was still very much infatuated with her. We decided to talk more tomorrow and then make a plan to go out. It was almost midnight now so here I am again with the same situation as the night before, a cancellation and with no plan. So may be tonight I’ll go to Flores Frescas but I want to gamble again and call another girl I chatted with earlier that day so I called her and she was right by the hotel in a bar called Martins. She came over to pick me up with her friend and this time the luck was on the down side. The girl was way over weight, sarcastic, and just not fun to be with. Martin is just a bar that plays English music and a lot of yuppies wanna be go there. I buy both of these girls drinks and then my amiga, Lucia, starts making all these sarcastic remarks how gringos were coming over to Colombia to take advantage of innocent Colombian girls. Hummmmm. What the heck she was doing with me then. More she drank more sarcastic she got and I thought it was time to abandon this adventure and do something else so I paid for all of their drinks and parted away and headed towards Flores Frescas. Flores Frescas was packed with girls and there must 3 girls to a guy. Almost everyone over there was local, FF had a lesbian show a few times a night and I watched and enjoyed that. Then there was all girl dance where all the girls take their tops off so you can see which one you like. There were not any stunner and may be a couple of 8s, a few 7s, and rest was 6 or below. I stayed there for more than an hour and then finally called a girl over who spoke no English. So we got the owner/manager/waiter to come over and translate for us. I asked the guy how much would it be to take this girl back to my hotel and he asked the girl and she replied 400,000 for 3 hours. Had I not known that it was not the norm I would have gone for it. But I knew it should be around 180,000-200,000 so I countered with 180,000. She countered 250,000 for one hour plus taxi and I declined and she walked away. I was not left with too many choices due to late hours or early hours in the morning so I called her back and settled for 250,000 and here is another shocker. A hefty 70,000 pesos bar fine in addition to what you pay to the girl. Oh what the heck, lets just do it. We ended up at the hotel with a lot of stares from guards, front desk, and other people and it was very uncomfortable but I had a lot of investment in this girl so I didn’t care. We give each other showers and I really clean her up. I sprayed the perfume that I brought with me for other amigas. She aggressively started with BBBJ and it felt really good. After a while she puts the condom on me and started riding me. I saw this girl in the lesbian show and she was the one with dildo so I now she was at the receiving end. There was one position that really caught my attention in the show and I asked her for that position and she giggled and proceeded to do that. In that position the guy sits on his legs and bends backward and arches body upward and girl kind of sits on top with her leg bend and she actually does the work. Well this position, which I never tired before, felt really good and in 15-20 minutes I popped. Well as soon as I popped I started having stomach cramps and my legs have gone completely numb. I asked her to help me but she had no clue what I am saying and I don’t know how to ask for help in Spanish. Now here is the interesting part, I knew how I got in that position but now how the heck I get out? I finally straighten one leg and the rest was easy but both my legs had gone completely numb and I can’t stand up so I just lay there on the floor. Took me a good 5 minutes before I could manage to get up and go for a shower. This position is not a repeat for me unless I loose some weight. I gave her the perfume that I just opened and she was out of there giggling her ass off on my misery and I went to bed.

By Merlin on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 08:16 pm:  Edit

JKarp, between the guys on this site, we can whittle the listing of the freelancers down to the few gems. Sorry to hear about the bad luck with Martin. The few girls I tried there were hit or miss, not as consistent as the LasProfessionales.com site IMO. Looking forward to the rest of the report.

By Cazadorez on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 08:36 pm:  Edit

Whats the deal with her charging you 250,000 pesos, 40,000 for bar fine plus taxi. Thats over 105 us dollars. Gees these broads are getting expensive? Don't get stiffed Jkarp, stick to your guns. But good reporting, I love it keep em coming!!!!

By Wallstreet on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 08:53 am:  Edit

What a see-saw of a trip. Maybe concentrating on the P4P girls is the ticket, but it's hard to draw a conclusion from such a small sample of girls. That comment about Gringos coming down to take advantage of Colombian girls is probably what alot of these girls are thinking. Who cares as long as you are having a good time.

Sounds like the IC is not hassling you or charging a guest fee. And you had 2 girls up at one time. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Keep up the great report.

WS

By jkarp on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 12:11 pm:  Edit

Wallstreet, I think IC official policy is NO GUEST. Since I made reservation for 2 and most of the time had 1 girl with me they did not make fuss. But when two girls showed up they made it clear that I need to register them but one of the girl left shortly so I did not have to do that. The front desk, and the guards are always on the look out for anything out of the ordinary and there are cameras all over. I think if I were to parade 3-4 girls a day to my hotel I probably stay somewhere else.

By FLhobbyer on Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 08:48 pm:  Edit

Sorry, but 250k plus 70k is steep for Cali. OK if she's one of the 2 or 3 best there I guess... if you're stuck at FF - but over US$100 in Cali is a rip off.

Regarding Adriana, I can't believe you gave her more when she asked... and then perfume too! And no taxi costs 10k (OK, Yumba, only maybe if you don't negotiate for less). I hate to see you make some Cali rookie mistakes. I hope we don't get to day 5 and the IC is charging you per visitor - those photos show that it is a nice room!

By jkarp on Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 11:24 pm:  Edit

FLhobbyer, actually I was stuck at FF and did not want to leave alone. I could have negotiated a bit better had I known 10 words of Spanish. I did feel not knowing Spanish is a major handicap in Cali. No, IC did not charge me per visitor, just increase in stares per new visitor.


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