I had been in AC for 5-6 nights when I went over to the Central Park Hotel to meet MongerX one morning and took the opportunity to say hi to some of the staff there who were so fantastic to me on my previous trip in January (but I chose to stay at Kokomoz Hotel for this trip). But when talking to Roselle and Guy (the owners), Roselle let a secret slip that none other than EPIMETHEUS was heading into town that afternoon. She seemed a little surprised when my mouth dropped open in shock (as Epi was supposedly on his way HOME from Asia as I was due in AC), and then she realized that she had made a mistake and told me she wasn’t supposed to tell anyone! OOPS! I told her it was OK, that I would act really surprised when I heard from Epi that night!

And when he indeed called me while I was at Cambodia and seriously considering barfining an iffy looking older waitress there (she had SUPER–strong hands for massage and a nice, meaty, OH so bangable ass) about 9:30 from Camelot it was truly great to hear from him. I had a blast with many amigos from the board on this trip, including MongerX, Harleyguy, Bud, Travis, Bahtman (whom Epi dragged with him from Thailand – SERIOUS photographer. Hope he ends up sharing all his pics on the board), but things are just always more FUN when the Man, the MYTH, Epimetheus is on board.

As it turns out, Epi was a little sweet on an AC girl and decided to import her to Thailand for a week or so. I ended up getting smitten by that girl’s SISTER who worked in the same bar, and basically ended up making an ass of myself chasing her when she was apparently happy with some Hoser Canuck Boyfriend (sorry Ilaw!). I guess he decided it was safer to cum to AC to buy her airplane ticket himself and hold her hand all the way to the airport instead of dialing 1-800-WesternUnion and having her divert the piso windfall to her trike driver boyfriend. Probably good thinking!

Anyway, I got Cambodia waitress’s # and an afternoon sneak out short time promise before I paid my bill and left (no bill padding this time at Cambo! Yippee!!!) and headed to Camelot, where I immediately ran into Epi and was introduced to Bahtman (super nice guy). And where I was soon attacked by Airport Girl, on one of her increasingly rare nights in the bar (she has become quite the ‘sexy’ chat diva). We stayed for a little while and had some fun Epi style before taking the show on the road to various other bars down Fields. Before leaving Camelot I confirmed with AG that she’d be cumming over after work, and she absolutely jumped at the invitation. I STILL have no idea what that girl sees in me, but I’ve stopped trying to figure it out and have started trying to milk it for all it’s worth.

Fast-forwarding: Barhop, meet Airport Girl shortly after 3 AM, and end up with a safe, boring, extremely sexually fulfilling evening. At no cost.

Dismissed her in the morning and had an amazing time at breakfast with Epi, Bahtman, and MX at the bar at Central Park and later at Margarita Station where Harleyguy met up with us. While I probably wouldn’t travel half-way around the world to meet GUYS, this may have been the highlight of my trip as this was absolutely PRICELESS entertainment.

I ended up hooking up with the Cambodia waitress in the afternoon, nominally for a massage and a BJ, and she really, really, REALLY delivered in both departments. While massage is actually MORE expensive in Angeles than it is in Thailand (go figure – and while I’ve never tried it, there is no WAY the Pinay girls can compete talent-wise with Thai massage), I’ve found Filipinas in the bars very eager to offer their body-pretzel-twsiting services in the air-conditioned comfort of my room. And Cambodia girl’s hands were pretty much BIONIC in their strength. The old girl literally TORE ME UP, and I loved every minute of it, including several times where the eyes started misting to accompany my yelps in pain.

I think she got OFF on the yelps, because after about 30 minutes of massage she attacked my cock and nether regions with her mouth like a street dog at her last meal. This chick could REALLY suck dick. And lick balls. And toss salad. And all accomplished while giving service with a smile. GOD BLESS THE OLD CHICKS!!!

As is usually the case for me, though, it’s nearly impossible for me to cum via a BJ, and this held true with the Cambodia Cocksucker Deluxe, even after I did the ultimate attitude tester and straddled her face and skull-fucked her. Oh well, there was always BOOM BOOM!

And let me repeat this one more time again otra vez: GOD BLESS THE OLD CHICKS!!! I thought this chick was going to give me a heart attack, digging her heels into my ass to get me to pump harder when I was on top, doing the jackhammer rabbit-fucking Asian squat to perfection despite her less than spinner-esque figure, and then molding herself face first into the mattress as I slam-fucked her from behind with ALL my considerable weight on top of her until I FINALLY exploded inside of her.

The pics will be posted here (on Clubhombre) ASAP, and all of you will give the chick 2’s, 3’s, and 4’s, and maybe for good reason: She’s no beauty queen. But oh my GAWD was that chick an incredible bedmate. KILLER massage, KILLER BJ with all the trimmings, KILLER boom2, KILLER attitude throughout. Easily one of the best pay-for-play choices I ever made having her come over.

And I’m a little embarrassed to mention now that I paid her a whopping 600 pesos for that mind-blowing experience. Less than 11 bucks. Of course this is actually a couple bucks MORE than she’d normally get for an all-night barfine since all the money went to HER instead of half to the bar, so it’s not like I lose sleep over it.

On one of Epi and Bahtman’s last nights in AC, they decided that they were going to get some girls together for a photo shoot. The key girl picked was a favorite of Epi’s from a Fields bar that I had actually tried to contact when I was trying to hook up entertainment for MongerX’s airport pickup but she had been unavailable (barfined? Hmmm…). I’m not sure who ended up picking the other two, Epi, Bahtman, Harleyguy or the girl, but one had an AWESOME body, and the other girl was just TINY. As Epi likes to say using the candy bar analogy – she was BITE SIZED! But initially my sense of cheapness (and a bit of shyness as well) took over when I was told of their plan to get all three of the guys and three of the girls together for some pics, and, umm, FUN! While I had had a tag team fiesta with Epi in the past, making a crowd of FOUR dudes in a room with some girls seemed a bit to extreme for little ol’ Porker.

But when I was told that I was welcome for a gratis photo session with the girls, I started getting a little excited. And once the girls got naked I was hoping for a whole lot more than pics with them! To borrow the old, OLD (man, I’M GETTING OLD!!!) Robin Williams line, my dick got harder than Chinese algebra watching those little hotties get naked and rub each other, and shyness be damned, it didn’t take me long to try and negotiate some cash for gash with the bossman that paid the barfines (Epi). And he seemed cool with it, which made me pretty damned HAPPY!

We snapped pics for close to an hour, and I felt more than a little inadequate with my little (but pretty damned sweet, if you ask me, though economy sized in comparison) digital cam while Epi and Bahtman were sporting 1000+ dollar cameras with fancy flashes and zoom lenses longer than my LEGS. But I was consoled by the fact that boom2 time TALAGA (WOW! 1000!!!) was just around the corner with the three HOTTIES!

But, while I’d like to tell you all that we all banged all three until the rooster crowed, shortly after I got some titty licking and DATY in on the tight-bodied cutie that was the only one over 5-feet, one of the chicks’ cellphones rang, and pretty soon they were all pretty excited about taking a break in the action. ‘Oh, we’ll cum BACK’, they said. Epi instantly seemed to lose steam and just told them all to go and not clutter the sidewalk on Fields the next morning to pick up their barfine booty. ME, I was STEAMED and my mouth dropped open trying to scheme up a way for a mere TWO MINUTES with ANY OF THE GIRLS THAT WOULDN’T CRY RAPE!!! But Epi, the BOSS, said let them go, and they dressed and beat a path for the exit so fast that I SWEAR they scorched the tile on the floor.

Oh well. Epi’s a nice guy. Had I BEEN THE BOSS, they’d have all been chained to the bed and gang-banged until one broke free to call the cops. Or until I nutted, which as I’ve mentioned already, wouldn’t have taken but MAYBE 2 minutes!

Hope y’all like the pics.

Photos: Airport Girl 58 59

Photos: Older 60 61

Photo: Photo Shoot 62

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Oh, almost forgot -- last but not LEAST -- Blazers made a cameo at the end of my trip (the beginning of his), and it was a BLAST finally hanging out with him in Asia. Except the fucker kept buying me booze until I was on the verge of puking.

Admin: Photos integrated

Just back from AC and doing some laundry for my trip to Amsterdam tomorrow (Hell I'm starting to sound like Godfather here). On this trip I actually played with the Older gal twice (her name is Cindy). The first time we barhopped, and barfined her wild woman (also older gal 28)waitress friend at Champange (who of course was on her period). Clearly these two will deliver all your nasty threesome fantasies, and are not shy to have the event documented. Unfortunately, it was one those nights were way too much drinking was done and the double blowing was chunks into the toilet. In the morning I awoke to a vicious hangover, but the girls were ready to complete their duties. Anyway I got the double mind blowing job, and the hyper rabbit squat fuck from cindy. I was so hung over and the orgasm so powerful my head throbbed in a strange mix of agony and ectatsy. Next time in time I will get the threesome on but only with no mens and limited alcohol.

Another afternoon I text Cindy to come by for the massage and BJ experience. She really delivered and was quite happy and relaxed to start my night.

On a sort of related note, this night in Champagne I fuckin catch a mamasam getting a drink and stuffing the ticket in my cup. I call them out on it and she started to bitch at me for not buying her a drink. I lost it and chewed her out about shitting on customers who have run up a 1500 pesos bar bill and also paid a 1000 peso bar fine. In disgust I threw the handful of tickets onto the bar and floor in front of the stage and demanded my. My intent was to cost mamasam huge face and I think it worked. Stupid Myopic Fucking Bar Management.

MongerX..Let's see some pics of the Champagne girls here....like your pics so far...even the fuglies from Santos.
Sorry for getting you so drunk every night Porker but I was trying to show you some hospitality, considering we were only partying for two nights. Great to hang out with you and see you in all your glory in your new home(Angeles). I'll try to get some dirt on AG on my next trip so you can have some leverage on her next time.....again.

Blazers,

No pics from champagne as that was the day I had a brain fart with my battery management. My last night I went to Treasure Island where I bar fined that young Samar girl again. However, I broke out the camera and the girls went crazy and I took over 100 pics. But it will be at least a week before I get those sorted and edited for posting. But I am not crazy about posting pics here because the cropping and resizing sucks.

Oh Porker, at Treasure Island I ran into one of your harem. Remember Joy from one of our Karaoke nights. She is now working at TI as a cocktail waitress I think she's lost a little a weight and is looking darn good. She recognized me and wanted me to send you a big hello. I have a pic I will send you later.

Porker

I'm sorry the surprise was spoiled, but it was still a LOT of fun to meet up with all of you for those few days!! You're right - breakfast was ALWAYS fun and in many instances more entertaining then the barhopping the night before!!

I had already paid for the girl's ticket - I was just there to make sure she got through the airport ok and I wanted Bahtman to get an escorted tour of the town MY way!!

Minutes before our party that night, my girl made SURE I was barhopping with an empty gun!! Actually, that was the big Easter celebration and I fucked her ass while she was still wearing her best for church. I sent her off to mass afterwards walking funny and oozing my baby batter from the backside.

So, as you can imagine, I really was just in the mood for a picture-fest. When the girls started getting antsy I felt no need to keep them longer. I got over 300 photos out of the deal so I'm not feeling like I was ripped off...

I know it's hard to believe, but when you start to get into "pic mode" you can feel the windows of opportunity for good pics and good times opening and closing. It's kind of like the vibe you get for BFing for boom2, same for pics. I felt the girls were becoming "resistant" and so as I would let the bargirl leave when the sex vibe was gone, so I let them leave when I BF them for pics and they are sick of taking pictures.

Blazers

I like how it was YOUR fault that Porker kept chugging liquor. I guess water is only for bathing. I find that the FOOD can make me queasy - I'm afraid to mix it with booze as I would become a chromatic fountain of the most unsavory sort!!

MX

Actually have a funny story about Joy. I was walking down the street with Porker one evening and Joy flagged me down at the door of TI. We exchanged pleasantries and spent a few minutes getting caught up on things (I've known her for a long time). Eventually she asked me to pay her bar that night. I told her I was hunting a 3-holer. She said "OK". I made sure she knew what was "involved" and she understood. I paid her bar and told her I would be by later.

Eventually Porker and I drifted by and I picked her up for some barhopping. Within minutes we bump into BigBalls and for whatever reason she is not comfortable around him (guess they have some history). Eventually we head back to the room...

The BJ is as good as I remember, and the box is NICE and snug!! Soon enough, I line up that third target in my sights...

No sooner did the head of my dick enter her ass then she FLEW off the end like she was fired from a cannon!! While she agreed to the assbanging, she did NOT tell me she was cherry back there!!

She locked the bathroom door and did the shower/cry combo, then came out to give me an encore of the crying so I could get a full dose. I happily let her leave. "Don't go away mad, just go away."

Funny thing - she's not as happy to see me walk through the door of TI anymore...

E

mX, glad u shut down the greedy, bill padding mami. It amazes me how short-sighted the AC bars can be when they see a customer that deviates from the NORM of being the ultimate cheap-ass skinflint and actually spreads some piso around. It's like they think you're a stupid, drunken newbie (hey, I RESEMBLE that remark!) and you should be taken for all you're worth before you realize their bar/(and town? BLASPHEMY!!!) sucks and go to Thailand/(or BATAM??? ) like everybody else. And Cindy's great, di ba?

Blazers, thanks for the hospitality, but MAN, I got fucked up, especially that last night when we met up with the AC2 alkies. I did some REALLY bizarre shit that night after I stumbled off into the dark from Licker Box, one being that I actually barfined Flaca (DOH!), then drunkenly picked a fight with her and kicked her out. If memory serves it was because she insisted on wanting to do it with the TV on, and then AG called and I got paranoid...

But, of course, if I did all the things I did in AC in TIJUANA that night, it probably woulda been a 1000 dollar 'experience'. In AC it cost me ~30 bucks all told? Lol, good to have friends?

Epi, thanks for inviting me to the fiesta with the unfulfilling finale. Am looking forward to YOUR documentation of the event, though the pics end up being so small here that your cutting edge tech. advantage might seem negligible.

And your 'Jhoy' story is a classic from AC's greatest hits. We BOTH ended up too geezed to even attempt NORMAL boom2 on that night, but she ended up being quite a trooper in the morning. Mx, I think she needs new markteting material, though, as when she first noticed that I WAS IN TOWN last time, she asked about BUD! Talk about an ego blow!