A Taste of Argentina

Let me begin by apologizing, as I've lived in Argentina for almost 10 months now and been on ClubHombre for even longer and this is actually my first "trip report". A visit as long as mine really isn't a "trip" and I actually don't see the Pro's all that often. In fact, this little story that I'd like to share about an interesting situation that occurred last week was actually with a non-Pro (amateur?), but I think it nicely captures what I think this site is partly about.

The two things that I really find great about traveling and hooking up with different girls from around the world are: 1.) the different social standards that exist in each culture that determine what is normal, typical, or expected in bed (and not), and 2.) the different techniques and practices that are used in various cultures of the world (everyone does it a little different). I think this one episode illustrates both nicely, and the true Flavor of Argentina...

I was staying together in Buenos Aires with a girl I met, who is also not originally from Buenos Aires. Our first day together we just did lots of shopping and touristy things. There was clearly a mutual attraction, but at this stage I wasn't certain it would go anywhere. When our first night together arrived, I still wasn't sure whether I'd get her into my bed. It was pretty clear that I was up for it, but I couldn't quite tell if she was. I played it cool but opened the door to see if she cared to spend the night in my bed with me, as opposed to sleeping on the couch. She agreed that if I kept my hands to myself that she'd opt for the bed with me.

Needless to say, it was difficult to keep my word and remain a gentleman. I figured that there was at least a 50% chance that she was up for it and would slip me a little signal as soon as we got under the sheets. We were both a bit tired after hiking around all day, so I wasn't entirely devastated when it never came.

When I awoke the next morning and it hit me that we never actually got it on and I was a little annoyed. But then, as we laid in bed together that morning, my signal finally arrived and I knew it was finally time to get down to business. A long, soft, slow scrape of her toes along my leg -- that's all it took.

She was reasonably good in bed. No pornstar, but very decent for a first go. We wound up having sex three more times over the course of the next few days. Every time it got a little better. It was still very early in our time together and we were supposed to just "be friends", so every time I did manage to get it, it was still exciting and unexpected. We were in that initiation period when two people feel out whether they're really into each other and provides what the other expects.

The sex was nice but she particularly loved it when I would go down on her. I would fuck her for a long time, and she wouldn't cum, so I'd go down on her and she'd have a powerful orgasm. But after the forth episode together it struck me that she had never put my cock in her mouth. I'm not one of those super-into-blow jobs type of guy, but obviously I do find them nice and I found it a little annoying that it still hadn't happened, especially when she was clearly enjoying my oral so much.

After the forth time together without any dicky-sucky I was about to say something, but I think she got the message without me even having to. I couldn't quite tell what the problem was. Was she just shy? Didn't like cum in her mouth? Was inexperienced and just didn't know what she was doing? It had been a LONG time (since early teenage years) since I had been with one of those girls that just "doesn't do blowjobs". So I decreed in my mind that were there to be a fifth time, she'd have my cock in her mouth or she'd get nothing further.

We returned to my apartment with some bags and sat on my couch. We mutually started feeling that itch and begin hooking up right there in the living room. It got to about the point where I would walk her to the bedroom and take her clothes off, but she stopped me. I was surprised with her displaying some initiative and taking control of the situation. She got up and took down my pants. I thought, "Great...finally here comes my blowjob." But no. I could tell it was coming, but she was still nervous and up to something. It was a little chilly that day and she was wearing a winter scarf. She got up and wrapped it around my head so I couldn't see anything. I thought, "I'm impressed. This is kinky for her." I theorized that perhaps she was just shy and felt better if I didn't watch. But no. She got up and walked into the kitchen. "Now what?"

There I was, blindfolded with my pants around my ankles on my couch. I had no idea what to expect. What was her problem? This is about the point at which a second-rate Pro would go find a rubber for a CBJ. But I don't have any rubbers in my kitchen. She came back and I felt something around my cock but it didn't feel exactly like a mouth. Did she have some issue with having cock in her mouth? Did she have a rubber? Did she jury-rig something with Saran Wrap? (Do I even have Saran Wrap in my kitchen?)

Needless to say, it started feeling pretty nice. I was still completely unsure what she had done to me, but I decided to sit back and enjoy it. It certainly felt like she was sucking my cock, but it was warmer and juicier than a mouth. I kept theorizing that she has put something on my cock and was secretly giving me a sloppy hand job, or that my dick was covered in Saran Wrap to catch the load from going down her throat.

I got to the point where if she didn't want cum in her mouth then she better let me know about it. I wasn't sure what to do. I figured, she's clearly gone through a lot of trouble to protect herself from whatever it is that she has a problem with, so I fire away. It feels great. Whatever she's doing, it feels like she's slurping up every drop and I love it.

After a moment of reflection, I determine that whatever the hell she's done I really like it. But I'm still dying with curiosity as to what she's done to me and what exactly her hang up was. Finished, she leans forward and removes the scarf from around my head. She looks great but has a little ring around her mouth like a little kid after eating a candy. I look down and see (now half-empty) the jar of Dulce de Leche we'd bought while tourist shopping that day. If you're unfamiliar, Dulce de Leche ("sweet of milk" or milk jam) is the indicatively Argentine food product, similar to caramel sauce that we eat over ice cream in the U.S.A. It's made from sweetened milk and all typical Argentines eat it on their toast for breakfast.

Turns out, she later tells me, that she likes giving blow-jobs, and wants to swallow, but can't deal with the taste of cum in her mouth. She says that the Argentine girls have a secret remedy to this problem: insert a huge dollop of Dulce de Leche into your mouth prior to sucking cock and when the yucky stuff comes out just swallow the whole damn thing.

A truly cultural experience!

-Khoofoo

Nice! That's actually good advice. Man, when are american girls ever gonna get this creative? Oh well, as long as there is south america, there will always be happy american men <grin>

Great story, thanks.

Moondog

Hey amigo. That's a great story. Funny as I had a girl in Buenos Aires in my apartment do almost the same thing except she was NOT even close to being shy about BBBJ's. She just didn't like the taste of cum either. We solved that problem with honey. (miel). That's right, plain old honey. I have to admit though it made a big mess in the bed so be careful where you do this and how much honey you use. I started squirting on her too and it was one sticky mess.

Another time we used icecream. The fun part is after the mess you go shower together. Nice story and thanks for sharing with us. I'm looking forward to meeting you when I live in Buenos Aires.

Good luck.

Chocolate sauce works great, too.

Lucky me, my Brazilian g/f just loves to swallow my DNA with-out any of those calorie adding flavor enhancers. (GRIN)

great story - but you never mentioned how one meets a girl like this?

Get out and about, open up your mind, heart, attitude, and sometimes your wallet, they will come.

Moondog

Drinking pineapple juice an hour or so in advance has similar effects. Stay away from asparagus though.

Ya, I've heard about that one. Regardless, I've yet to find that little nugget very useful in convincing a girl who doesn't want cum in her mouth that she actually does.

If fact, I remember reading an article about a guy in Arizona that researched, developed, and marketed a vitamin supplement to make your cum taste better. (Yes, I even read the patent.) He got like 50 couples to volunteer for a study and scientifically tested the taste after eating various foods. He wound up making a pill that contained the ideal combination of dehydrated fruits and vegetables. If I remember correctly, it actually contained more broccoli, and stuff like that, than pineapple.

My memory has failed me. I guess it is mostly pineapple.

Check this out, it's hilarious:
the patent:
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,485,773.WKU.&OS=PN/6,485,773&RS=PN/6,485,773
the product:
http://www.semenex.com

For a brief moment, I was very proud to be an American, satisfied in knowing we are taking the lead in this important field of study.

Should we arrange some volunteers for some double-blind taste testing? (in the name of science)

Koo-Thank god the mind is the first thing to go. It gets worse from there.

Double blind study? You been hanging around Bwana or something?

Now, lets see, what was the topic of this thread? Oh yeah. Pineapples!

hello everyone,

I have found a website with amazing escort.
Seems to good to be true. www.NIVEL59.com
Anyone had tried this escort company or any of the girls on the website.
I am going next week and would appreciate any feedback...
thx

Laraki,

The photos are ripped off other sites, and if you do a google search on any one of the phone numbers, you will come across many other girls who use the same number.

Someone will show up at your door, but probably not the one pictured, and you might have to go to a dingy apartment to find any of them. Try it and let us know. If it is not the same one, or as good or better, then send her on her way.

Moondog

Moondog is correct. Although I have no experience in Argentina, these girls are no doubt of american heritage.No mistaking these body types..God Bless us we have some hotties here...now try to offer them R250 for an all nighter!!??