The July trip was very interesting. I started interacting heavily with other hobbyists from this board and this had an “interesting” effect!! Since I was hitting these two destinations hard and heavy, my familiarity with these places was high, and so I was constantly seeking something new to “amuse” me. Obviously, this was not as big a problem in Thailand (bigger and newer locale). However, in AC where there are just a few bars and the action is limited, my id got the better part of me…

The people I met this trip were:

BKKGuru: A great guy. He introduced me to Tina’s Shithole (aka Tina’s GoGo). GREAT DIVE!! Our first foray there I had a table full of ladies amused. He had a fav all over him from the moment we walked in and she spotted him (and was freed up from her current customer!!). When she came over, she made the mistake of sticking her ass out toward me. I unceremoniously shoved my hand down her panties and dipped her asshole. It wasn’t as clean as one would EXPECT from a Thai girl. So, when she wasn’t looking, I stirred her drink with my ass-tainted finger.

I waited for at least one of the girls to call me on it, but ALL stared in anticipation for her first pull on her “flavored” beverage. After she took a drink her friends just ERUPTED in laughter!! Soon the yammering in Thai started. Once it was explained to her, she said it was OK because it was her OWN ass!!. This gave me a hell of an idea…

Not 10 minutes before one of my trolls excused herself for a run to the bathroom. When she returned she resumed her crotch grind and soda chug. I decided to roll the dice and hoped she had just dropped a taper and dipper her brown eye. Sure enough, her rose was funky indeed!! Soon I was deep inside her hindquarters digging for “brown gold”. Soon I had so much gravy on my digit I was afraid to lose some of it before I delivered the payload!!

Never fear, when she turned her head, I slid that unsavory extremity, along with its contaminated freight, directly into her drink and stirred.

The crowd watched with anticipation as she took another drink.

When she was told of the latest defilement this was not taken quite as lightly, but not with the fireworks I expected. Did cost one untainted beverage to replace the unsavory one, but no hitting or death threats. Pretty easy going place this here Thailand!!

Ilaw: My first memory of this gent was him screaming “FUCK YOU”, at me, full volume, in Blue Fox. He was buying a SHITLOAD of drinks for this tubby post cherry he was sweet on and the owner managed to get him completely trashed in the process!! The mamasan at the time was a HOTTIE that I wanted to BF so I jammed my hands down the back of her jeans (you know, in a friendly way, just to say “hello“). He observed this in his inebriated state and so went the introductions…

D’art: I met him around the pool at the Orchid Inn a few times, but we really didn’t barhop together except for a quick run down Perimeter Rd. He’s young and handsome so the girls are just CRAZY for him so it’s easy for him to pull the super hotties without any hassles. In the bars HE is the prize!!

Porker: Met him back in TJ a year or so before hooking up in Asia. We met walking in front of Hotel Najera and I could not stop talking about the PI. We stayed in contact over the next year, hooking up in TJ once, but mainly chatting via email.

When he finally got his ticket to Manila, I decided to fly out and meet him there. I know this site offers a lot of advice and he would have had a good trip all on his own. However, for my first trip to the PI I had an experienced buddy that helped me with so many small details that are frustrating to hunt up answers for. Better to have one source to go to for such things. Besides, I knew the kind of mistakes he COULD make and decided he would be MUCH better off with an experienced wingman. It was not a question of if I would be there but whether I would surprise him at the airport with a giant set of titties...

E

Epi, minutae can be over-rated, but the stash of pics you showed me gotta be posted here for posterity sake. I like the idea of photo centered trip report.

WS

Yeah - I go to Pattaya for the potato salad too... hahah!!!! I'll give you a tour of my girls if we get the chance to loiter there around xmas.

Merlin

Those pics you saw (WS got an email preview of a few as well) are from earlier this year and taken with my NEW camera. The pics for this report are still taken with a point-and-shoot Sony digital (DSC-P8). Even though the camera isn't all that great, you can see where I'm starting to get my "eye".

E

Ooohh...shit....I am still laughing...ha ha

Epi, your pictures have to stand as not only one of the largest single group on this board but also one of the better. They really capture the feel of what many of the Filipinas look like. You are a true pervert in the best way possible. Great job.

TF

Thanks!!

E