Did not bring my camera along for most of the fun here, but did happen to capture a few SERIOUS sluts!!

I spent some time at Eden. I know the girls there are SUPER camera-shy, but I was able to get one to say hello to my little Sony. Was like pulling teeth…

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BTW, she is one of the BEST lays in that country, if not the WORLD!!

Many Beauty Salons offer “other” services as well. I was SORELY tempted by these two darlings. The one on the left is 21, the one on the right is 33. I would HAPPILY have been the meat in THAT sandwich!!

Photo: July Insanity 131

Since I’m missing some pics here and so there’s a few girls that have gone “missing” from my memory. However, pics of this trollop DID survive!! She’s quite the accomplished 2-holer. Yeah, it’s a repeat, but WHAT A REPEAT!!

Photos: July Insanity 132 133

Now we get to a TRUE WHORE!! This girl was absolutely dirty!! I almost married her!!

I met the papasan of Classroom 2 earlier in the trip and he told me, in NO uncertain terms, “go with #5.” He would give no other details other then “go with #5.” Whatever papasan wants, papasan gets…

I find her and flag her down for a drink. She ain’t particularly pretty, but then again, she doesn’t NEED to be. Getting neutral to good vibes and thinking that papasan would lie to me I pay bar, wait for “the change”, and we head down the street to Sabai Lodge.

As we’re walking down the empty hallway I try to finger her ass. She shoos me away. As we get to the door, I try to kick it up a notch and am shut down again. Hmmm. The door closes.

Within 10 seconds I am standing in my bedroom with my shorts around one ankle, the other ankle is on the corner of the bed and she is cleaning the undercarriage with her tongue. My cock, balls and ass are now being actively swabbed with POWERFUL strokes of her tongue as her hand jacks my dick. So… maybe this will end up BETTER then I thought…

I toss her onto the bed, pull her panties to the side and begin to eat her pussy. She goes NUCLEAR!! She cums a few times. The wet spot is evidence to her pleasure. Without any ceremony she invites me into the inner sanctuary (panties still on!!). Within minutes we’re ALL over the room trying out all the options. Soon, I take her pussy juice (quite the surplus at this time) and butter her ass for a nice banging. She’s hot, tight, and takes the whole thing the first thrust!! FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!

Finally my load is oozing out of her ass and we peel off our clothes for a shower. She decides it’s gonna be ST and who am I to deny. Besides, I’m not sure I would SURVIVE a second encounter like that one in the same night!!

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Quite a few women fell between that last piece of meat and this next one. Porker and I had a FIELD DAY in Pattaya banging women!! God only knows the actual body count.

Eventually we both headed back to BKK, me for fun, and him for a flight back to the PI. Things are still pretty vague, but I remember this freelancer I found wandering around. I’ve boffed her before, and so I took her to it again. She’s not the hottest around town, but it was late and I didn’t want to spend more then 500B. Still, not bad…

Photo: July Insanity 138

Around this time I also had an Eden Club party in my hotel room with two girls. This was my first “take out” experience. Both girls were AMAZING!! They went after me (and each other) like we were all made out of ham!! One girl was VERY prompt and was MORE then happy to leave at 6am. The other one actually likes me (we’re friends) and so we stayed together until about noon. Worth every penny.

Since the ladies will not let me take pictures I could only take pics of the carnage. Here are a few pics after round one. Just so you know, the girls used the dildos and strapons on each other, NOT on me!!




Before I flew home, I ended up hooking up with Ilaw one night in Bangkok. We decided to cruise Patpong. Since I know MUCH more about that venue then he did, my plan was a simple one: get him drunk and then run him into a katoey bar. I would have stopped it before anything got out of hand, but I just wanted to see if it ever GOT to the point where I should stop it!!

First I tried getting him liquored, but he wasn’t drunk enough when we eventually went inside. In retrospect I should have taken him to the “mixed” club, but instead we went to the katoey only club. Even with a decent buzz, he figured it out in under a minute. Too bad - it would have been an interesting show, eh?

Anyways, he didn’t seem to really be into it, so I told him “buy a ‘girl’ a drink.” I flagged down a TOWERING post-op with good English and bought her a drink. What the hell, eh? When in Rome. Soon after he found someone to talk to and he relaxed. We weren’t there to fuck ‘em, we were just there to chat, have a drink and have a good time. Once he got that down we both had a BLAST!!

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Fucked a few more ladies, then left for home. Keeping it pretty simple, eh?

E

All 14 photos intergrated for this chapter.

Funny how one of the katoey's(post-op I presume) is getting such high marks because many guys just scan the photo sections of this site without reading the report. Wouldn't be shocked if this "girl" ended up as one of the highest Thai pics....One of the better Katoey's I have seen..looks like the type of post-ops you see at King's Castle III.

I think it would take FEW more beers to get me drunk. That was a good time though. when I told some ladies at the beer bar that I go to, they saod they wanted to go, so I took them....That was a fun time Until we went into the total all guys bar..I think those bar girls knew what they were doing....I saw a special show in a gay bar....something that I would loke to remove from my memory. Oh well...

Blazers

You are indeed correct about the name of the bar.

I'm not sure about the katoey with Ilaw, but mine mentioned she had her titties installed at age 16 and reassignment surgery at age 17. The pics came out surprisingly good for using my small digital. I would LOVE having the pics skyrocket to #1!! How ironic...

Ilaw

I would NEVER take you to a gay bar, but I was hoping you might not notice the "mystery meat" on a few of the "ladies"...

E

I agree it is an absolute riot that the katoeys seem to get scores far above the average for Thai girls. There are more than a few posted and they all have good scores !
I think it reflects what the SA and Mexico board members desire in a woman. A certain amount of masculinity !! The sweetest, prettiest real Thai woman gets lower scores than her katoey competitor. I think Asian women are far more feminine than the Latinas so the SA mongers I guess like what they see in the katoeys. Suddenly the poor ratings of the Asian women doesn't bother me so much, taking into account the apparent tastes of the voters at large !!

Man I need to sign-up for an extension course or something. I don't know what half that crap is on Epi's bed. What are those small green and black squares of aluminum foil for?

MX

Those are referred to as "daddy's balloon" and are for keeping more "lil Epi's" from being made. Now, that's no longer a problem, but those pesky 3-holer Eden girls that get fucked 20 times a day seem to feel they are required. Frankly, with the volume of gents they deal with each month I'm feeling a lot safer with them too!!

E

Khun Mor -- Tell me you're kidding?! Or pass me the crack pipe when you're done, will ya? Your comments on the taste of SA mongers are delusional. Come on over to Brazil and let us clear your mind...

Yeah...take the pipe away from me too...cuz just like MongerX I am a bit confused by the periphernalia...what is that white thing that looks like a handle?

Concarne

That's actually one of my toys. It's a pyrex, G-spot tickler. One of the girls REALLY liked it when I used it on her while she rode my face!! Nothing like keepin' 'em happy...

E

SF Hombre

It was mostly sarcasm but not entirely. How do you explain the generally high ratings of multiple pics of what to LOS veterans are obvious ladyboys ??

I do happen to think that Asian chicks are far more feminine than caucasian or Latina chicks. Just my opinion and I'm stickin to it !!

Shit --Many Asian MEN are more feminine than caucasian chicks !!

Its been said before, and over-said...but thai gals don't photograph so good. I remember when i made the decision to go to thailand, and i remember thinking, hmmmmm, not so many fine girls. Then you get there and you're overwhelmed with hotties. They just don't take good pics...and yes...i agree...katoey's are way more feminie than white broads.....in fact....i would take one of them over a white broad anyday...so i been in thailand a year....you get used to it...lol....

oh... i forget to tell you....we have banged alot of the same girls...lol....

I2

If you play in the NEP area, you tend to run into the same "characters" over and over. It's entirely possible that we have a LOT of women in common!!

Of course, as you know, there's a lot less "common ground" in Pattaya. When you have 20-40x times the talent base you will find the list of "usual suspects" shrinks dramatically!!

So... what do you do that allows you to spend so much time in Thailand? I would seriously entertain a crappy, lowball offer if I could make a living there...

E