You would think that by reading all the info on this site that I would know what to do and what NOT to do in Nogeles. WRONG! I must have been the biggest gringo sucker in town that day. But I'm glad I went, learned a lot, and can't wait to go back! I'm not sure I can write all that happened in one sitting but I'll give it a whirl.

Anyway, I decided to head down from Phoenix on a Thurs. afternoon around 10am (pretty early, I guess). Pulled into that $4.00 lot and parked, no problem. A #2 value meal at McD's and I was on my way. I had about $200 in my pocket. Walked across the border and was met by Jose, who tried to get me to buy some drugs and I told him that's not why I was there. He had a Rio's thing around his neck and he showed me to the club. I think it was a $2 cover but I got a free drink. To my suprise, there were about 10 guys in there at this time (about 1pm)...about 4 girls. A girl named Ruby??? came up to me about a private dance. She was ok, maybe about a 5 or 6, but I saw other chicas that were better lookin'. The whole time, Jose was asking me to buy him drinks and trying to set me up at "The Imperial" hotel with a couple of girls
he knew. He did seem pretty cool and since it was my first time there, I did appreciate some of his knowledge. He told me he could get me 2 girls for an all-nighter for $200. I passed on it (for now).

Got my first table dance from ???? (nice loooking, but seemed to have an attitude), it was average at best. She asked for a private session and I said no. Back to the table. As of 06/13/02, the Thursday special was a free table dance with every private dance (at Rio's).

Met up with Roberto. It would seem to me this guy was like the head bouncer or manager. Spoke very good English, told me he used to live in Tucsan. VERY COOL HOMBRE! Gave me some tips/advise on which chicas were good/bad.

Anyway, Ruby comes by again and we agree to a $20 handjob. Pay Roberto the 20 and we went to the room. By this time i had about 6 beers in me and it was apparent I was not going to finish .. no biggie. Thanked her and went back to my table. Hours later, I realized that I only paid the $20 for the room and never gave her a tip! Oh well ...

I finally agreed to take up Jose on his offer (big mistake) and he takes me to the Imperial and I pay $30 for a night. He tells me he would go and get the girls but needs all the money up front. What? hell no......but like a stupid idiot i gave him half. Shoot me now. I got settled in the room and he said he would be back in 15 min. with the girls. After a half-hour I decided to go looking for Mr. Jose. Went back to Rio's, asked Roberto if he had seen Jose. he asked what had happened and I told him that Jose stiffed me. He tells me to sit down for a few mins. , which I do. Magically, 5 min. later he brings in Jose, who by now is full of excuses and is obviously coked up or something. This Roberto guy did seem to be genuinely concerned at what had happened to me and told me to always stay in the clubs and never make arrangements with the "street pimps". Too late for that advise, oh well.

Anyway, Jose says he has the girls and wants to take me to them. They are "waiting outside the hotel". We walk to the hotel ... no girls. He says he will find more and I follow him to Reggie's Cantina where he pulls these 2 decent looking chicas out from the club and we make our way to the hotel. After some negotiations, he leaves me with them and this whole thing eventually turned out to be 2 girls for 4 hours for $150. Whatever, at this point I was so tired, horny, the hotel room was about 120 degrees and I just wanted to get laid. The one girl must have been about 19 and the other 23 or so. The 19 yr old was paid for and we all agreed that after the session, I would pay the other.

This was also supposed be the 2 girls at the same time, but they told me they wouldnt do me together. AHHHHHHHH!!!! What a nightmare! That was the whole point! So the older girl waits in the bathroom and the 19 yr old disrobes, puts my condom on and rides me for about 5 min. She gets off (not sexually) and puts her clothes on and I say "What the fuck"?

Note:I do speak some spanish so the whole day went pretty smooth as far as communication goes.

She says "My friend will do you now". I said "You do understand that I have both of you for 2 hours", and she nods her head in understanding.
She goes in the bathroom, the other comes out and sits next to me. She tells me that she needs the money before anything happens. At this point, I am fed up but like a schmuck, I go with her to the bank for the remainig balance. Get the money, she tells me she has to go across the street and buy diapers for her baby with "my" money that she hasn't earned yet! Get this: I go to the store with her and give her 200 pesos ($20) for the baby shit. She pays for it and they both said "sorry baby" and took off!!!!!!! So here I am with my condom still on under my shorts standing on the street with no chicas! I've been had! "Where's Jose?"

I went back to Rio's (the only club I made it to that day) and saw Roberto again. Told him my story and he bought me a beer.

It was now about 7pm and there was only about 2 other guys in the place. I asked where all the girls are and he said they were in the back room. I told hime I just wanted to get a prividio and go home. He tells me to wait and comes out with "Mariel". She was hottttttt! Has anybody else seen this girl? We agreed to a $20 BJ and went to the room. She put the condom on and started fucking me. F/S for half the price! I guess Roberto put in a good word for me after all the aggravation I had been through the whole day.
There was never any pressure to get out of the room early...and it was a pretty good fuck at that. Needless to say, I finished, she cleaned me up and I asked her what nights she worked there. She told me she was moving back to Mexico City in 2 weeks...bummer.............

After that, I thanked and tipped Roberto again so he would look for me the next time I came in. A real nice guy. Left the club and Nogales. My car was still there, and I took the trip back to Phoenix.

All in all, i had a fun time, a bit expensive, bit I am glad I got the Nogge virgin out of me.
I did learn a lot and can't wait to go back. Don't I have 5 or 6 more clubs to try? :p

Nice little report. You should be careful, though. Multiple participants is one of the main ingrediants of a robbery scam. I was fortunate to survive a scam involving two girls, a guy, and a gun.

Third party "guides" and the like must be dealt with very carefully no matter where you go.

If you can't wait to get back to Nogie...wait until you get some other destinations under your belt.

Jose is piece of shit. He is a crackhead known as el "Negro" because of his dark skin. I want to beat that fuckers ass.

Hey, Dalley.

Sorry to hear about your bad luck with this Jose guy. I guess you know this already, but never, ever trust some street pimp for anything. There is one good pimp, Jesse (hangs out at Placer's) - but I would recommend learning the ropes in Nogie for a while before dealing with him. He's not going to rip you off, but YMMV with pimp girls - big time... Get your rocks off in the club, or outside the club if you're TOTALLY sure you can trust the person you're dealing with, which takes time. Hit Placer's and Lord Black next time - you'll shit a brick at the talent there.

MrBill