This flight left the US in the afternoon, dumping me into BKK late. By the time I arrived at the hotel and checked, in all the bars were closed and the crowds outside Nana Hotel were gone. I was left with hunting Sukhumvit for entertainment.
These two girls let it be known they were up for some fun. I scored a deal for a two pop session where they would stay about four hours. Back To the room…
Eventually they left happy, and I was drained. I got to sleep just as the sun came up.
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I’m certain I did very important things the next day - like sleep, eat and shit. Eventually night rolled around and I needed to play. I went back to my factory of Issan spinners to find me another LT wife. I found Tang Moh. She’d been on my list for a LONG time and I finally bit the bullet and brought her back to my Dynasty Inn love nest. She’s kind of a starfish until you get her wound up with a bit of DATY. Once she’s in overdrive you just plug it in and HANG ON!!
She stuck around the next day until about 2pm. What a woman!!
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The next night I decided to head over to Angel Witch. There I found millions of BEAUTIFUL women!! Of course, they all knew it and walked around like their shit don’t stink. Oh yeah, great attitudes!!
There was this one girl that was not 18-20 like all the others. She looked a bit older and had a real smile. Soon I was chatting up Quan. She had a great body, sweet disposition and didn’t chug her drink like all the others. We clicked. After a bit I asked her if she’d like to stay with me that night. She went to change her clothes…
And up walks a SUPER AGGRESSIVE girl!! She didn’t start off with any of the USUAL pleasantries. Instead she began with “I 3-holer. U want boom boom my ass?” Where was this shark 30 seconds before?!?!
I told her if she could get permission from my other girl she could come along. I was a bit concerned as she IMMEDIATELY began talking numbers - HIGH numbers - but soon enough we arrived at a reasonable gift for ST. I wanted to fuck her, then watch her walk away!!
Soon the room in the DI was feeling the love. The only complaint I had was the 3-holer gave me a covered BJ. WTF was THAT all about?!?! Good to her word she gave up the goodies and I blew load. She left and the sweetie stayed behind. I boffed the nice girl once again before she left early the next day. Both ran away when I tried to take pics.
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The next day I was out hunting gals, but didn’t want anything from the gogo’s. I decided to head over to Angels Disco and see what was available. I walked through the hotel lobby checking out the talent and suddenly found myself staring in the eyes of a girl I was CRAZY about in February, but was unable to find after that.
We just started walking out of the hotel together catching up on things. She told me the old number I had was no longer valid and offered the new and improved version. Soon, we were in the DI lobby talking away. She told me about her new business and how it was progressing. Soon The Senator walked in and I performed introductions. He was in the midst of taking another temporary wife upstairs and soon enough we were alone again.
You must understand I was CRAZY for this girl when I first met her!! My thirst for her was unquenchable!! Seeing her brought so much back. I knew this was dangerous, but I just could not help it. Neung was my “brown kryptonite”…
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I had spent considerable time in Bangkok at this point. Between Soi 3 and Soi 5, near Starbucks, there was this dog that was ALWAYS there. I never saw it move, but it was never in the same position twice. Day - night - it did not matter. This dog was always out…
Except THIS ONE DAY!! I actually saw the dog move. It was up and walking around!! At that moment a bus pulled up. Just so you know, busses in this town don’t actually stop - they just slow down enough for people to jump free. On this particular day, the dog was up and around and decided the bus looked like it was made of ham. He went after it and almost caught his head under the wheels. What a great pet he would make - yeah. Anyway, here he is post bus incident.
Neung was heading back home to Korat for a few days and so I was able to hang out with The Senator. I talked him into going to AC with me and so we bought our tickets. Time to get back to the ladies.
Ended up slumming in Tina’s Shithole on Soi 18 again. WHAT A DIVE!! I found two trolls to spend the night with me. They are NOT PRETTY, but they are capable. I remember this night because it was raining VERY hard and the parking lot was under a foot of water…
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The next evening I decided I needed to catch me a cutie I’d been eyeing in the Nana Hotel parking lot. I’m sure she has a name, but like so many before her it’s one of a hundred generic Thaigirl names that I’ve forgotten. I remember she was VERY cute in street clothes and gave an above average BJ. Ain’t life grand? I know this report is for August ‘03, but I saw here hanging out there this last May.
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After she left, I spent some time watching that impressive DI cable (all 5 channels). Soon enough, I was out prowling the streets for more meat.
I stumbled across a pair of tarts looking to get some bux for fux. I arranged a nifty ST with them. I LOVED their titties!! We got back to the room and the bigger titted one ended up giving up her trash can for an extra 500B. She wasn’t HAPPY about it, but I wasn’t looking for her to be happy - just me!! Got some good before, during and after pics.
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Recently repeated with the girl packing the bigger cans. She now wears 10x the makeup and is stoned 100% of the time.
The next night The Senator and I wandered over to Patpong for some fun. We barhopped a bit, and finally found these honies on Patpong 2. I don’t remember the name of the bar, but I’m sure it’s profound. They came back to my room for some pics. He liked the one with long hair and so I went with the one that had short hair. We took a LOT of pics, but I pruned the number down to a reasonable quantity.
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The next day, the one with long hair inadvertently taught me a LOT about “face” in Thailand. After TS retired to his room with his girl, my girl turned off her cell phone (my request) and we did a full course of showers then screwed. Afterwards, she slept like a baby. Soon after my cell phone rang - it was TS. He told me his girl was in the room begging to leave because “my girl” was calling and wanted to leave. I told him my BF was in bed asleep with a telephone that was off. I told him she lied and he’s better off without her. I told him give her 500B because she lied and kick her out of the room. I went back to sleep.
The next morning I was downstairs having a late breakfast with two ladies that work the bar across the street from DI. I sent a message to TS and he came down with his BF in tow. She looked bored. We ordered food. TS told me he was going to take her upstairs and kick her out. I told him to think about how she treated him by lying to his face when it came time to tip her. She STILL looked bored.
I asked the girls I was eating with “what is the Thai word for ‘lie’”. Tui told me and I proceeded to throw this word at TS’s BF for the rest of the meal!! I did not think about it at the time, but my Thai friends were actually VERY uncomfortable. My goal was to burn this one piece of trash, but the other two nice girls were blown away as they had only seen me be nice before. Don’t confuse my being nice to you with being a nice guy!!
TS’s girl looked disturbed and I could tell she wanted to be away from the grief. TS disappeared and came back to me later that day with an AMAZING story!! Turns out I SHAMED her into doing a good job!! When they went back to the room for him to cut her loose, she all but RAPED him!! Afterwards they dressed, she paid for the taxi to MBK, movie, lunch - EVERYTHING!! He gave her the agreed upon 2000B and she asked him to come back that night to see her again!! Wonder what would happen if I had showed up to BF her instead…?
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