Having become extremely lazy in my hobbying I’ve gathered a number of cell phone numbers - this includes cell numbers of mamasans from Santos bars. Now, I just call and she sends over a couple of girls for me to pick between. It’s a nice arrangement and is particularly handy when I am tired and just need a “fix”.

I get checked into the Orchid and call the mamasan. She sends over one of her newer girls - this does not mean a YOUNG or NEW girl, just new to her bar. I asked for a good BJ girl and she sent me one that wasn’t too easy on the eyes, but she gave me 110%. While I would not classify her as GREAT, I’d say she was good enough.

Photo: August Insanity 189

After losing the load and a nice nap, TS and I went barhopping. We ended up hooking up with Blazers that night at Kokomos. I’d been reading this guy’s adventures for YEARS and it was quite interesting to finally catch up with him. I was a relative unknown by CH standards and so he did not know me - or what I was capable of.

While we were sitting there in Kokomos, this girl was sitting across from us at another table with a gent. After her amigo left I began chatting/flirting with her while she finished her drink. Soon, we were into things FULL SWING!!

Our chatter got more and more outrageous until a gent in the back corner says, quite loudly, “Are you ALWAYS such an asshole?!?!”

“Well, yeah. It’s a gift.”

It was obvious this was NOT the answer he was looking for as he stormed out of the bar huffing and puffing like he was the wolf looking for some little piggy’s house. I asked her to join me for the evening and she agreed. We were in barhop mode. Just back to my room for my camera…

Blazers, TS, the girl and I head back to my room to grab my camera. I ask her to help me in the bathroom. She agrees, but it’s obvious she’s never EVER aimed a tallywhacker before!! She paints the porcelain, along with the floor/wall/sink. Alright, I’ll finish up on my own…

After I finish flushing the three drops that actually MADE it to the bowl, I’m back out to get my camera. I start us off by taking a few pics in the room before we barhop:

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Off to Camelot where we head upstairs. I drag one of my Camelot fuck-bunnies along for the ride. She starts chugging drinks and shaking ass. I wanted to BF her to join my new princess, but she wasn’t into the girl/girl action. Here’s the pics of Julie from the barhop:

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Blazers buys some drinks here and TS ends up barfining a RAVING bitch. Off to the next bar…

Lancelot was finally open (after many delays during remodeling) and we headed there. They have a girl working there that always comes across as rather unpleasant and loaded on drugs all the time, but has some HELLACIOUSLY big cans!! TS got involved with the fat titties and abused her a bit. I ended up catching a few shots of her. Oh, she ain’t particularly bright, but then again we weren’t there to make conversation…

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After discovering my Kokomos girl was considering “experimenting” I thought who better then my favorite t-bird Rachel from Blue Fox!! I roll by and she’s thinks it’ll be fun. I pay her BF and have her join us for the party.

BTW, my Kokomos girl ended up having her brownie pierced by ol’ one eye the next morning…

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The next night something interesting happens - I find a girl that’s been on my mind for a while. She’s still shy and sweet and I don’t know why but I’m just crazy about her. We reconnect and I like the vibe. I pay her bar and tell her she can change and go upstairs to sleep for a while. I’ll be back around 3am to pick her up. Time to barhop!!

Somehow I end up in Geckos with Progman, The Senator and Blazers. Talk about an interesting night!! I actually have a pic of da’ boyz and I taken by the owner. I’ll keep it off the board to protect the not-so-innocent…

After traveling Fields for a good portion of the evening I end up in Lancelot with Progman. He’s there with a friend he’d barfined from another place for barhop only. She ain’t all that pretty, but what she’s missing in looks she makes up for with ENTHUSIASM!! She was all over the BOTH of us like white on rice!! Soon, she decided to show me that while her pussy was shaved, her ass needed a trimming…

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Since Lancelot/Volcano was always one of my favorite bars I’m kind of known there. Within a few minutes I’m surrounded by my usual list of LD victims. Here’s a few random shots of the festivities:

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Suddenly I realize it’s 2:55am and I gotta go pick up my barfine!! Lucky for me she’s close by and I get there a minute before they close. We spend the night and morning together. It was wonderful…

After my little cutiepie went home I cruised Santos St looking for fresh meat. I WANTED a hottie little tart to bounce on my dick - I ENDED UP with quite the heifer. The reason I picked her is she’s the THIN sister of Vicki (yeah, the football-shaped Santos whore) and I wanted to see if the oral fixation was genetic. Well, turns out she’s quite the talker and I really wasn’t in the mood to hear it. I used my pacifier which worked for a while, but eventually she cranked the legs open and took a pounding. After I finished she kept on talking. I let her keep talking to herself all the way back to her bar…

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Later that night I was in Cambodia and saw a dancer I liked. She wasn’t the hottest thing, but she promised an “around the world” experience. I figured I’d take the 3-holer for a test drive.

Unfortunately, when I got back to the room, I discovered she’s not a 3-holer, or even a 2-holer!! She’s the kind of girl that’ll be buried in a “Y” shaped coffin. I feel sorry for any man that pays her bar. I kept her LT just so I could POUND her hard a few times!! She wasn’t happy, but took it like a trooper. Eventually she made her way home the next day.

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After finally getting rid of that dead lay I decided to use the cell phone again. I’ve had a girl that’s just crazy about me - has been for months. I knew she was working the night shift, and so I had her come over a few hours before her shift began to “break her in”. Because she kept bugging me to come over for days I told her she needed to give me that last cherry if she was going to come over!! Sure enough, she loved me SO MUCH she gave it up. Here’s a few pictures of Corah.

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There was a nice girl that worked the door of Flamingo. We talked every day. She wasn’t the hottest, but I really enjoyed spending time with her. I asked her if she would like to stay with me tonight. She thought that was a pretty good idea too. Here she is the morning after, as she’s getting ready to leave.

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There was another girl from Cambodia club that was kinda bonkers for me. I invited Malou (short hair) over with her friend Axel (long hair). I’d banged Malou quite a few times, but never got around to boffing Axel. I thought this would be a GREAT time for me to introduce the idea!! I started out with tickling and such and ended up stuffing my hands down her pants, you know, in a playful sort of way. Soon enough my dipped digit worked its way back up to my nose and I STOPPED playing with Axel right then and there. Still I had Malou so not all was lost. Eventually Axel left and I dipped my third thumb into Malou…

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I had prepaid the BF on two girls from Blue Fox - they were set to join me that night at my hotel around 8pm. That afternoon I found myself hanging around in Blue Nile where I got to see Corah again, along with meeting her new friend, Socelyn. I knew within one minute that I would BF Socelyn, and I decided to bring Corah along for giggles too!! My total, which was two girls now was four.

I decided to get in some action before my Blue Fox girls came over. Corah got shy suddenly, so I just screwed the brains outta Socelyn!! She was a GREAT fuck and told me to finish in her mouth as she didn’t want me to make baby. I told her that I couldn’t make babies (been fixed for a while) but still honored her wishes. After all, I was doing it for her, eh?

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Soon enough Corah returned and within minutes we were joined by my Blue Fox girls. What do you think of my choices?

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Since I was fresh out of load, I decided it was time to barhop. We rolled through Brown Sugar and Camelot and had a good time. I’ve included a few pics of the barhopping, along with the pics of Pam, the mamasan from Camelot. I wanted to BF her, but didn’t want the drama that would be included with it. However, she’s still easy on the eyes…

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The next afternoon I ended up finding this girl from Cambodia. I wasn’t sure if she was gonna be a good or bad lay, but decided to roll the dice for $18. On my way back to the room I saw I Am Sancho with his little spinner terrorist. They were having fun the whole week he was there!!

Anyway, brought this one back to the room and found out she was a REMARKABLY bad lay!! In the bar demanded ST, then got back to the room and rules started flying around. Soon I pounded her HARD!! Eventually she dried out a bit… OK, it was like banging a fistful of sand… and the condom broke. I just kept on pumping and finally blew load. She didn’t notice and I didn’t bother to mention it. Soon after she started to throw on some clothes. I slowed her down and took some undie pics first. At one point I put my face near her pussy and sniffed. She said “smells like condom.” “Yeah baby, smells like condom.”

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Epi,

you are a funny guy. Can you describe the reward/logic behind all of the ass dipping with your digits that you get away with? Don't get me wrong I am intrigued, I just havn't ever done that.

Please describe.

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Frankly, the more you can get away with BEFORE you get to the room tells you alot about what you can get away with once you got them IN the room.

Different people have different ways to divine whether their girl will be the best for them. Some will go through a LOT of fiery hoops and seem to almost talk the girls into capitulating to their requests/demands. Me, I use my roaming hands in the PI to:

1) Discover if the girl is clean
2) Discover if the girl is "dirty"

The more she will put up with in the bar tells me VOLUMES about her willingness to be pliable in the room. I'm unwilling to burn ninety minutes chatting up some box when I can take two minutes to dip my hands in her pussy and ass to CONFIRM is this girl is indeed a willing participant in the Epi Olympics. Since I'm the one doing the fucking I'm confirming that I'm getting what I want.

BTW, when you dip a girl's ass and start waving that digit around, you'd be surprised at how many OTHER girls were paying attention to what you were doing to their coworker and will steer clear of you. The fun part is when the ones you want to leave you alone don't notice "the dip". I've cleaned my fingers in annoying girls drinks, uniforms, hair, even mouths before. Best for the annoying ones just step clear of me when I'm feeling like being a bad man. Of course, this kind of dumb girl NEVER learns... heheh

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That is fucking incredible...and you're right on with that. As a girl reacts in the bar so she is in bed. Have you ever run into a vendictive girl, or one who tells her Kuya to come looking for ya? You sound like you are fun to party with. I'll definitely be looking you up in Thailand.

I see that you specified "I use my roaming hands in the PI to:" Is it my correct understanding that Thai girls would react to this "screening" process differently?

BTW - Hombre, with all due respect, any idea when you will be posting the photos to go with this report?

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(Message edited by carne1 on July 06, 2004)

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Depending on where I am (gogo, beerbar or Soi 6 bar), and the vibe I'm getting from the girl (playful, shy, trashy, etc), I'll still do the dip. I keep my hands AWAY from T & A when in the beerbars, but will let my hands roam in the gogos and Soi 6 bars. I've fucked girls in both the gogos (Blazers and Bahtman have witnessed this) along with fucking and BJs in the Soi 6 bars (Porker and Size 15 had a ringside seat for that experience). It's all in how you read the girl and what you think she's gonna let you get away with.

BTW, I've fucked a few Filipinas in the bar as well... heheh. That's a DIFFERENT story.

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Hey Epi you forgot about the action you had in the No Hands in BKK!

THAT was fun indeed!! For a while it looked like you were getting all the action dry-humping your ladies, but then BOTH of mine upped the ante with BJs right in the room!! That was a good time, yes indeed. Afterwards, we ended up at that GREAT foot massage place and your GODDESS with the HUGE cans stopped by to say "hello". I'm STILL dreaming about her sweatermeat...

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Hey Epi looks like Hombre is balls deep into R&D of this site . Would you consider posting your pics yourself?


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Hombre's a busy dude. He's got a LOT of reports with pics stacking up. I understand him being a little bit busy...

I have ANOTHER report I'm gonna try and post in the next 2 weeks. Most of the pics suck ass, but some are FUCKING HOT!!

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BTW - I could not do half the job that Hombre does here and just for the record none of what I have posted should be taken as criticism.


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Photos through 231 integrated

Photos 232-256 added.

Photos for this chapter fully integrated.

Where did you find the girls from pic 260.....very hot.....overall, the pics have been of very hot girls....don't know why you keep downgrading your girls sometimes...they're hot...you have good taste.

Blazers -- Agreed -- Although some of his girls are at least 2 baggers, overall he picks some fine flesh. In pic 260 the girl peeking out from behind is better looking than any girl I ever saw when I was there. She's a real hottie, very sexy sultry look . Epi has great taste - we were always after the same girls in AC -- and he knew most of them already !! Kept calling down the girls just before I was about to pick em. Ya snooze ya looze ! He just has the ability to lower his standards if he needs to in order to get certain services that he deems more important than looks. I on the other hand am usually hung up on looks and sometimes pay the price in terms of service .