The Numbers Game (This may be a “hard read” as I’m trying to put it down JUST as I recall this garbage rolling through my head. Bear with me, there‘s a point…)
I was sitting in Mandarin one night, watching all the girls frolic and traipse about in artificial glee and realized I wanted to do #12 again. She was looking good with her firm titties, TIGHT bod and cute smile. I THEN pondered taking #24 instead. Hmmm. One girl’s number was double the others number (as in 12x2=24 for those reading this while drunk). Hmmm - barfining in patterns suddenly was born. I thought, just to be on the safe side I’d check out #48. She was hot too. Hmmm. Since I do not like to exclude anyone I could look at #36... Eeeww. She’s ugly. Hmmm again. Maybe if I DOUBLE 36 the girl will be hot. I start looking for #72. FUCK YEAH!! I’d split that oak WILLINGLY!! Hmmm for a while longer…
Suddenly I see #59 dancing and I COMPLETELY lose track of whatEVER I was thinking just MOMENTS before!! Oh yeah, she’s a DIRTY girl!! Of the girls dancing aggressively, this one was like a cat on the PROWL!! She was huntin’ some dick - mine was lookin’ to get caught.
As soon as she finished dancing she planted herself next to me. It became obvious that, while she was new here, she was NOT new to the bar scene. This is my speed. She’s all over me like white on rice. She was looking for short time and I was MORE then willing to accommodate her!! Paid barfine and we’re on our way back to the DI…
We get in the room and I grab my camera for a few pics. She’s got that fucked up makeup on, but it’s obvious from the pics that she LIKES to smile!! After I snap a few, and she confirms my camera’s off, she flings her clothes onto the ground and starts strutting around like a cat. I LIKE where this is going!! Soon enough my gear is decorating the floor and I start feeling her up. She’s wet - she closes her eyes - she starts to sway back and forth - suddenly her eyes open and she says “Bai hong naam” (go bathroom). She starts to wander toward the door and bounces off the doorjam back into the room. OK, this girl’s lit!!
I realize how “explosive” this situation was about to become!! I tuck my hands under her armpits and try guiding her to the toilet. She got as far as the sink and BLEW UP!! Contractions surged throughout her torso bringing up fountains of clear fluid that disappeared down the drain easily. It was obvious that she’d not eaten any solid food for quite a while!! I grabbed her hair to keep the damage from spreading.
Now, I’m behind this CUTE, naked, horny, PUKING girl holding her hair outta the way and I’m HARD!! She’s finished purging now and begins to brush her teeth. I can’t help it and start diddling her again. Now, she’s JUST finished hurling and is STILL horny. She keeps brushing and I just slide right in…
She turns and looks at me like I’m an alien, but then starts to get into it. She starts pushing back into me and REALLY getting into it. She’s churning and enjoying the good vibes. We’re getting a good rhythm…
And…
Bloorf!! Once again, she’s face-first into the sink and yuking up her guts. Being the nice guy that I am, I pause in my fucking her long enough to grab her hair and keep it out of the way of her latest spray. Now, I’m REALLY going at it, holding her hair, while her ab spasms are making some interesting sensations for Mr. Happy. She pauses long enough in her hurling of consumed tequila to give me a dirty look before resuming her pose. I keep on thrusting away.
When she’s finally done she asks me “why U boom boom me I get sick.” I tell her something reassuring and keep going. She brushes again and starts to REALLY get into it!! Soon, she turns around, placing her ass on the edge of the sink and has me go balls deep again!! Soon we’re fucking like ANIMALS and all thoughts of the shower are forgotten. Back to the bed we have some more sexercise before finally wrapping things up in a gooey finale.
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Later that night, I brought back Neung. She came over and stayed for a few days. Here’s a few non-fun pics of her in bed.
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I sent Neung back home to get some clothes and met some friends from Melody’s UK. They were off work and looking for food. I, decided to be the generous sucker and feed all six of them. Here are a few pics from that evening.
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One evening Neung told me a Thai girlfriend of hers was in town from England and wanted to party at Angels Disco. I said sure - lets get a bottle. Now, I was TOLD it would be this girl and her Thai husband. I KNEW better, but decided it wasn’t worth mentioning the truth at a time like this. I knew I would bleed money and didn’t really mind in this instance.
Sure enough - all the roaches (read: sponging bargirl friends and acquaintances) come over for a dip in the bottle. Soon enough all the girls are drunk and I’m buying another bottle. That’s not so bad as we all had a good time.
Soon enough 2am rolled around and the girls transferred the party to the lobby where they were still serving drinks. Suddenly, a baby powder fight broke out!! Drunk bargirls firing volleys - none were spared…
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Eventually the drinks caught up with the guest of honor and she found herself being dragged to the elevators on legs that stopped working correctly. About the time she made it to the floor where her room is the fountain began. Lucky for me I was downstairs and called up later. Once the elevator door opened, I just followed the wet carpet to the right room…
I found the girls hovering around her in the bathroom, while she was stripped down to her panties and placed in the tub. She was vomiting like a human Rainbird!! Swing left: “Bhlap - bhlap - bhlap - bhlap” and back to the right: “bap bap bap bap“!! I took a pic. I then turned my camera to video mode and shot about 2 minutes of this unsavoriness. If anyone here would like to see the video I’ll be happy to send it to Hombre. In the meantime, enjoy the vomiting sprinkler.
Here are some more pics of Neung taken over the next few days:
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I decided I needed to make an Alley Cat Bar run. This place was later renamed Lólita's when it was bought and merged with the Asok location. I’d been coming here for a while and found a few of these trolls that really know how to care for a man. These two are NOT pretty, but when you got one eating your ass while the other demonstrates her lack of a gag reflex. Soon after, while on those CRAPPY couches, I test drove the other two holes on both girls. GOOD THING IT WAS DARK!! They are NOT pretty, but you sometimes gotta do what you gotta do…
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To finish it off, a few more of Neung wearing one of my AC bar T-shirts.
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