Wicked Willy’s trip to LOS

Part nine: Pattaya and a day of rest

To great sighs of relief of you all this will be the shortest of my reports, no action for the one and only day of my whole trip. Basically I am tired, having trouble staying awake and to put it mildly knackered downstairs from the previous two nights over abuse. I kept my room at the GP as I was coming back the next day. Hapa 1, GPF, Zztop and myself hired a mini van to take us to Pattaya. It was not expensive I think about 1,500-1800 baht so only a few ££’s each. The trip went very quickly, I was dozing most of the time. We were going to research a few hotels, but the first The Flipper Lodge was adequate and reasonable. I paid £12 and for this it was very good. I found out later that accommodation could be better and cheaper if you shop around.

The four of us wandered about, I was amazed at the amount of bars this place had. Wall to wall bars, full with women. We lunched at an Indian that was expensive and stopped at a few bars before going for a massage. I opted for a “normal” massage and spent most of the time dozing and enjoying the experience, she must have known I was out of it as she never even offered any extras. The massage was OK and 400 baht. We then went to a bar across the road (amongst many other bars) and played the 9’s game and Othello. This was great fun, the girls loved it and were very, very good too, I only won once!

We then retired to our room. I dozed again for an hour before going out. At night the bars are even more in your face, I have never seen so many women in one place. We stopped at a couple for a beer or two, saw a Thai boxing fight…staged and not good and then wandered to Walking Street. We went in one go-go, I cannot remember the name, this go-go was OK. Then we split up Hapa and GPF were up for a good night, I just wanted to eat, wander a little then go to sleep, a party pooper tonight. Zztop and I had some seafood, tried to find the other guys in Tonies disco...definitely not a place for me, then slowly walked back, visiting a couple of pretty ropey go-gos and dodging the women in the bars who grab you every step of the way. This was an early night probably about 1-2am, I just remember falling on the bed and waking up in the morning feeling so much better and to my relief very randy again!

We all met up for breakfast and then I said my goodbyes to the lads, it was a little a sad, it was great sharing things with fellow pongers, but I hope we all get to meet up again. Thanks to all of them for making my trip a better one.

My impression of Pattaya? Well one day is not enough to get a real feel for a place and in my state I was definitely not a good judge. However, on this look I did not like the place. It was all too much, too many bars, too many girls grabbing and shouting at you, too many young looking ones and not enough good looking ones. So many girls all looking similar to the other. I would go again and give it another chance if I had a longer time to spend in LOS, but I would not make it my primary place to visit.

The trip home was an improvement though, I got chatted up by a 6 waiting for the bus and a 6.5 on it. Both spoke good English and passed the journey time away very nicely, however I declined their various offers of companionship and caught to skytrain back to more familiar territory. Definitely a good place to pick up if you meet a good looker.

So I was into my penultimate day, feeling refreshed and determined to get down to a sprint finish.

So you went to Pattaya, a place with the best looking go go girls in Thailand, and did not partake in any festivities...You must have been dead tired. If you would have checked out Superbaby or Happy a g0-g0, you would see at least 30 girls bettre looking than any go go girls in all of BKK.

I have to agree with Blazers on this one. On my first trip to Pattaya I wasted about 5 or 6 days at the beer bars and the bad clubs. Then I made some friends who showed me the top gogos and I couldn't believe it. In my mind, Pattaya beats Bangkok hands down and the prices are better too.

Frenchie,

For watching the poon, I agree the shows in Pattaya are the best bang for the Baht in the LOS... but I am going to spend more time surveying the beer bars this trip... They're a bit cheaper and the barfine is definitely less.

Yes I was Knackered, and it was only a day trip so did not have a good look around. I like taller girls with larger breasts and not too skinny. I also like them to look older than 16-20 and I did not see any like this (other than Katoeys). Most girls looked young. It would be nice to know where in Pattaya the chances of seeing my type of girl are, any ideas lads?