2004/06 Spindocsd - Sao Paulo Right From the Doctor's Mouth

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By Spindocsd on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 10:19 pm:  Edit

Ok! Guys,
Here it is, right from the Doctor's mouth.
1st I would like to say that I have experienced the most incredible time of my life and fell in
Love twice and lust once.
chuckles!
I have never seen anything like the beauties in Sao Paulo. They all wanted to please; at least the one’s that I had
contact with did! They expect to suck you, fuck you and then bend them over and finish the job. I have never seen so many girls that love to get fucked in the ass..... period.

If you go out with a girl that doesn't want you to pop that old pooper then you have choose poorly. LOL

We arrived on a weekday and after the pouring over the expert advice and hours of reading the Club's reports
The first thing I wanted to do when the plane hit the ground was to try every place that was mentioned.
However, the one place unmentioned that we found especially cool was a massage place called "My Way"
The girls were all fine to very fine (6-9) and went out of their way to please with 70 extra reas, of course<g>
My favorite was Luanna; she is the best one of 3 that I had the pleasure of breaking in for the future club members on this board.

Next was Bahamas, It was heaven for someone that left their glasses at the hotel, and then you could have the time of your life. I bet there were 200 girls to 10 guys and they all looked like they were starving for attention.
I would put them in the 3-7 range, but you can fuck them upstairs and go cleanup in the club for another round.
That is after you hit the Pharmacia for some Viagra’s and condoms, no prescription, of course.
We passed completely on the girls here.

Never, never, never fuck any girl in Sao Paulo.... no matter how young or beautiful without a condom....period
DON'T wear jewelry, watches; show are carry large sums of money. Lock the money in your room safe. DON'T... under any circumstances go to an ATM at night. Always money up in the light of day in a guarded bank teller or ATM. Never take a cab that is not recommended or called by the hotel or nightclub, ETC. A lot of the girls have their own cars and we didn't mind the free rides to the hotel.

OK! Romanza now for 150r to get in and a lot of crap around getting clipped to get out of the club with girls.
Around 600r for 3 guys leaving with 2 girls. It had several really cute girls and that were all willing to take one for the Gipper. We took a couple 8s to the hotel room and got our swerves on for around 400r (I pay cab and tip for the extras so any girl that will take it for the home team deserves a extra 50-100r) figure around 500-600r for any top shelf pussy.

Look! Most of these girls are feeding there families, not on drugs and just all around trying to survive in a very, very dangerous place. So! if you take my reccomdations, then please take this one too. Be fair with these girls and they will treat you like a fucking KING! spend the night, fuck you in the morning, take a shower with you, wash your balls and polish off the old knob before making the bed and thanking you for being the King ding dong of Sao Paulo. We are talking a few bucks for the time of your life. Got it? Good.

OK! This is the bottom line. I fell in love with a girl from Club Photo. Now this is a Top Shelf Pussy Place and they
have to leave with you. It cost me 100r one night and 160r the next just to get in, you get a couple free drinks and live music. Club Photo had the winning shine for this old dog. I went there to get a girl to come over and spend the night
and pick one up for my friend as well. He was sleeping and I figured a great present would be having some 10 wake you up sucking your dick. chuckles. I first meet a Russian girl, Natasha I think gorgeous (solid 8) and spoke perfect English. Not my type and a little too much of a pro for me. So guess who got her?<g> I gave her 200$ US and open the door to my buddy’s room.
He liked her, but she was a little difficult to deal with, with her mouth running. I would of given her 300$ just to shut up.
Oh! She also wanted to be wined and dined, and had hinted to gifts with a trip to the mall the next day, where my friend left her after she wanted a 500$ purse? Ouch!

OK! I know everyone wants to hear about the ONE that stole my heart. It's a story that I will promise to make short and sweet. I was leaving with the redhead and was on my way over to American Show, to see if I could get a little better selection for my type when as I was standing by the bar (the most lit place in the club) with the redhead, when a little brown headed beauty with deep brown eyes and the most incredible smile looked up at me and gave me the warmest grin and blush. She had me at hello. I was thinking to myself, I am going to get to fuck the most beautiful girl in Brazil, South America or possibly the world and I didn't bother to ask how much, I would of cut off my right nut just to get a taste.
So, see money at that point didn't really have any meaning to me. OK
We agreed that she would spend the night an I grabbed the goods and made a b-line for the door.
First stop was the Pharmacia for Vitamin-V and 12 pack of condoms. I figured that I would need the Viagra for the size of job that I had visioned signing up for. Which was to make this little girl fall in love with Doctor Ding-a-Ling?
She was everything you dream of when you close your eyes to masturbate when the girl in the penthouse just can't get the job done.
She fit like a Bruno Malaga loafer and encourages me along, as not to leave anything on or in her, unmolested. Period.
We made passionate love into the morning light and collapsed together holding each other, staring into each other's eyes; drifting away into the most restful sleep I have had in 20 years. She woke me to have another orgasm, I was glad to help her out in a pinch, and then finished mine after hers, of course.
Breakfast consisted of feeding each other giggling like little kids and kissing every bite.
After a solid sperm building breakfast, we filled up the tub and washed each other, carefully washing every inch of each other like it was a Japanese ritual.

OK! You get the picture; the 1's and 2's want to know how much. I thought the 200$ buck plus cab fare was the standard but
The she had told me the next night that she had said $300 plus cab, but because she cummed 6 times she felt guilt about saying anything. What's my name?

I had to make an executive decision at this point! after the second night of blissful sex, I knew that, no matter what else happens, I didn't want to spend the rest of my life regretting letting this beautiful girl go, hoping to find something, close to what I consider a extra strong 9. So, I went to the bank the next day and popped for an additional 3 weeks and extended my stay for 7 more days. I don't know what the future holds for me or her and I know that they don't call them hookers for nothing, but I will promise you this. I will gladly fly to Sao Paulo next month for 90 days and spend every moment I can with her. Now that is what I call priceless. Hey! If I die.... I will go with a smile and a boner.

I want to finish my little romp through Sao Paulo, before I sign off. We went to American Show, several nights and I really liked a girl there name Gracie, she was a team player and didn't mind swapping with my friend. She was a sure thing and we paid here 400r a day just to hang out in our suites and bat clean up. She ended up being our buddy and we both want to highly recommend her to the club members. Gracie was a pleasure, she is beautiful, has a slamming 19 anos body and fun, she would do anything we ask and never once sweated us for money. We just would hand her a handful of 50r every day or so. Oh! Another thing, we trusted her and never once worried about her ripping us off. We fucked all the good looking girls at American Show, but she was by far our favorite.

Kilts was a low class and a very dangerous location as well as a really hard place to leave without getting jacked. The girls were tired and they had fuck shows live, I was waiting for the burro, but we lost interest and passed on the girls here as well.

The W, well it's closed on Thursday and I didn't get a chance to try any of the young talent there, but! My friend said that it was all super young girls, some looked 12 anos, and he went for a 19 anos that didn't want him to use a condom. She spent the night and relieved him of his cologne on the way out the door. However, the dumb ass left her jacket and couldn’t return to retrieve it, after ripping him off. Priceless

I wanted to share my experience with the club and will be in Sao Paulo next month to find an apt. to purchase. I guess that I hope to spend as much time with Mrs. Ding-a-ling as I can over the next 20 years are so. I'm a man on a mission and a man that knows what he wants. Sao Paulo can make your wildest dreams a reality and I encourage anyone that is traveling to Sao Paulo to savor every moment.

By Dood on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 05:00 am:  Edit

Thanks for the report.. Just a couple of notes.

You can use any cab, as long as they turn on the meter.

I can't believe you paid US$200 for a programma girl in brazil. Use the other head next time..

A pretty good guideline is MAX R$250 for an allnighter.

By Bomboa on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 06:52 am:  Edit

That's nothing. I know business guys who go to SP regularly who pay $350 US per night without even blinking.

By Batman on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 07:13 am:  Edit

geez...no thanks...I'll stick to the 150/real girls...not 300US - I can get cheaper hookers in Miami from Brazil for that price...nice report regardless. Hope these girls do not start expecting top $$$ for their services from every american they meet.

By Off2golf on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 11:08 am:  Edit

Good posting - can feel the loaded fun.

I think I'm one of those business guys from the States. But I do protect going market price, granted each club has own price structure. Muddling the market does not do any good for fellow mongers. And on flip side, he can do anything that pleases him.

If you develop reasonable relationship with a garota (repeat business or sometimes absolutely freebee), then being generous would be separate issue.

Well, my two cents.

By Laguy on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 12:35 pm:  Edit

This thread illustrates how the myth that Sao Paulo costs more than Rio got started. Perhaps because there are more business men in Sao Paulo, there are some garotas who charge excessive prices and more hombres who will pay them; indeed, there are a few places in Sao Paulo (e.g., W, Bahamas) that cater to the up-scale business (and perhaps expense account) crowd, with corresponding prices. However, as other threads here illustrate (e.g., those about Connection, Cafe Millenium, the casas, etc.) Sao Paulo really is no more expensive than Rio, unless you want it to be.

By AndresB on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 06:45 pm:  Edit

Waiting for the pictures, thank you in advance.

By Moondog on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 08:06 pm:  Edit

Spindocsd,

The realtionship that you establish with her will be any length of time you want it. Once you earn each other's trust, it is a fantastic experience with the Paulistas. A long term relationship is very easy to do, and very rewarding.

Just know that as soon as you leave town, she is with another guy. If you can accept that, then she will be perfect for you when you come into town again, and maybe even go for a twosome with another girl.

Thanks for the report. :-)

Enjoy thelife,

Moondog

By Majormajor on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 09:55 pm:  Edit

Do any mongers really marry garotas? If so how do they get them papers to the states, or do they just move to Brazil?

MM

By Moondog on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 11:29 pm:  Edit

Better to move to Brazil. That way the garotas stay close to their families which is very important. Also they are not affected by the feminazias.

Moondog

By Off2golf on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 02:30 pm:  Edit

There has been debates among mongers on several boards about market price between SP and Rio. Main discussion points are SP costs most and 'irresponsible' gringos are the cause. I have a couple of locals who have been very active in mongering mainly in SP. I've seen them pay just about same amount of money after reasonable negotiation to get a garota in Cafe Photo and Bomboa and the clubs at that caliber. I've been out with my local contractors and they paid same 'lust fee' as we gringos did at places like Cafe Milennium and Connections. Based on my limited knowledge, I don't think these garotas are running different pricing structure only for gringos. However that does not precude possibility of bad apples out there who want to charge extra to gringos. Just a thought.

By Majormajor on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 09:20 pm:  Edit

All talk. No one from this site has yet married are Brazilian garota. What a bunch of weak wimps.

MM

By Laguy on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 11:14 pm:  Edit

Following up on the prices at Milennium and Connections, when one takes into account the sessions are for an hour the prices are about the same as an hour session at the mid-priced termas in Rio; maybe even a bit lower. Of course, if you want to pay more than in Rio, you can always check out Bahamas, W, or Cafe Photo.

By Kenmore on Thursday, July 01, 2004 - 11:10 am:  Edit

MM,

Are you posting on this board with the sole purpose of taking over Turks role on this board? It sure would be nice to have someone to bring a bit of entertainment to the board again.

On the other hand, you seem to be one negative person. I think you should spend more time getting laid....might help your disposition a bit.

By Majormajor on Thursday, July 01, 2004 - 09:05 pm:  Edit

Just a question the Kenmore. Besides, you would be surprised how long I have been around this board under different names. Sometimes you just need a different name. But glad you are having fun in the states while I am getting laid in BA, and Rio the next two weeks.

MM

By Dood on Friday, July 02, 2004 - 08:30 am:  Edit

Major,

Since you've been around so long, you would know that quite a few of us here are or have been married to brazilians.

Eat some pussy, it'll take the foot flavor out of your mouth.

By Off2golf on Friday, July 02, 2004 - 11:25 am:  Edit

Major,

Were there any particular reasons to change your ID(s)? Or are you a sneaky person in nature - changing things around or without proper disclosure? Or are you under some sort of witness protection program so you have to secure new identity?

By Kenmore on Friday, July 02, 2004 - 02:05 pm:  Edit

MM,

Actually, I am in Sao Paulo right now and I am just recovering from going to two different swing clubs with two hottie garotas from Rio. I had the distinct pleasure of banging 12 girls last night. Lets just say it was an INTERESTING evening!

I am on my way to the airport now and will be back in Rio tonight.

It sucks that you can only spend a couple of weeks in Rio and BA.

Cheer up buddy. Why are you so damn grumpy if you are running around getting laid?

Kenmore

By Hemp on Friday, July 02, 2004 - 06:12 pm:  Edit

Glad to hear your coming HOME Kenmore - Hemp

By Ceenotes on Saturday, July 03, 2004 - 02:07 am:  Edit

Spin,

Your pockets are deeper then mine but I'm also a big fan of SP. I think $R150-$R200 is the going price for a garota and the longer I stay the cheaper I'm going to fork out. My SP buddy, sweats the shit of me when I spend $150 and up. I think he can get away with $R100 for a scale 7 and above. Remember, for a city who makes a minimum wage of $R250 a month, she should be jumping for joy when we throw down $R100. It equals to throwing down $500USD for a girl in vegas. (comparing to $1000 a month minimum wage here in the states)
I like your saftey tips, you forgot to mention if you see two teenagers walking towards you, RUN! Stop being so paranoid.
You forgot to mention about the girls. Dont fall in love too fast because the girls have quick hands also.
You want to talk about rough, I was drunk and almost had a fight with a 18 y/o kid, in front of Love Story disco. He was high on some PCP shit, trying to pull me to the side, for who knows what. I was thinking like the states and tried to take care of it by myself. Luckily the bouncer, pulled me in and told me, either him or his boys are carrying a pistol. It's not worth it.

By Bendejo on Saturday, July 03, 2004 - 01:07 pm:  Edit

] Do any mongers really marry garotas? If so how do they get them papers to the states, or do they just move to Brazil?

MM
Too bad you didn’t ask this question a few weeks ago. There was this loser who used the name Turk who has since been bounced from the board because he exceeded the tolerated levels of asshole-behavior. He fell for a Brazilian streetwalker and was supporting her (the fool even posted a picture of himself and the ho), and telling of the glories of monogamy (on his part anyway, she was still working the sidewalks when he wasn’t around). He even tried to pimp her off to the guys on the board under a different name. The skank was twisting his arm to get her into the US, so I guess he would be asking the same question. All the whores in Brazil want to leave the country. They know all they have to do is get to the US, find a nice busy freeway off-ramp, and they’ll be sucking more dick for more money, and all the while the chump is at work and doesn’t suspect a thing: cha-shing! His girlfriend looked just the type.

A Hombre who works at the embassy says he saw a couple come in and it may have been them. He told his buddy that when she presents her application, he should point to the space that says “occupation” and say to her “shouldn’t this say PROSTITUTE?”





By Fooledagain1 on Sunday, July 04, 2004 - 09:09 am:  Edit

Yes, guy`s do marry garota`s and bring them to the US with fiance visa`s. I have 2 friends who`ve seen my pics and heard my stories tell me they each know of someone who just recently brought a girl here, non working girls as for as we know.

By Genghis_khan on Wednesday, July 07, 2004 - 04:53 am:  Edit

Spindocsd,

May I ask when you were in Sampa?
W is usually open on thursdays. I suspect the
reason why you found it closed was because the
place has been rumoured to have closed down. If
your friend knows differently you will make me
a very happy man.

Cheers,
GK

By Randalst on Saturday, July 17, 2004 - 06:57 pm:  Edit

I assume the "marriage" makes it easier to get your garota a U.S. visa. How about if you use "marriage" as a vehicle to get them here for a visit only? Is that cynical? Naive?

By FLhobbyer on Sunday, July 18, 2004 - 09:11 am:  Edit

I think that's a very good question. And the follow up question is how easy is it to get divorced in the foreign country where you created a marriage soley for the purpose of obtaining a visitor visa. OK, maybe it also helps YOU get a longer stay (visa) in that country (Brasil, maybe Colombia?).


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