AC is always a LOT more fun, however, when amigos are in town at the same time, and I was worried that a void would be left after Epimetheus and Monger X bugged out and returned to their Asian cities of choice. But luckily for me, some other board members would arrive shortly thereafter, and didn’t have too much solo time to get introspective or anything.
Travis73 and I ended up hanging out for a few days before he headed off to province for an adventure with a girl from a previous trip. I’m really not sure why, but we started an evening off one night by heading to Flamingo, the bar located by the pool at the Orchid Inn (where neither of us was staying).
It didn’t take long after ordering drinks and sitting stageside to run into a big-titted big-boned girl that I knew from previous trips that had kept getting barfined by friends of mine. I had previously always insisted with her that she was too mercenary for me, always asking me to buy her blow job shots when what I WANTED from her was some discounted afternoon short time. She had always said that she would be up for short time just about anytime, but got pretty ticked about the discount part back in January! OOPS!
Well, I was quite in the mood for some titties that night, and when they ended up in my hands and mouth mere minutes after entering the bar, I had to tell Travis that I was going to be ‘busy’ for a little while, and was going to interrupt our little festivities before they had really even begun. I guess it seemed like a good idea to Travis as well, as damned if he didn’t end up picking a waitress to head out for short time with him as well! We both figured that our business probably wouldn’t take long, and we agreed to meet up at Hole in the Wall about an hour later.
Flamingo girl ended up being pretty fun in the room, but was initially very whiny about just about EVERYTHING I asked her about. I don’t think our little ‘date’ went the way SHE envisioned it, but hey, who’s paying? And when reminded of the fact that she had always insisted on me paying her barfine instead of coming over during her off hours, she ended up doing exactly what I wanted with only mild complaints. If it takes the full thousand pesos to get to be the ‘boss’, it’s a damned good thing that I had the 18 bucks (exchange rate in April was close to 56-1) to take advantage!
We started out with some pics, and despite early reluctance, after seeing the results in the display, she got a bit more animated. Then it was blowjob time, and I got the slightest amount of attitude about that too. Sorry, babe, it’s called sucky fucky for a reason! Soon she was slurping on my dick like a champ. I told her to pretend it was a blow job shot, of which I’d bought her several in the past when she ended up getting barfined by my friends.
Then she didn’t want porno pics, but I muted her protests with my better half and kept firing away. I thought she was fairly cute, but like most girls, she looked better with my dick in her mouth!
While the head was decent, I had barfined her to plow her BIG tits, and pretty soon I was straddling her chest and banging away. She actually took the initiative to slurp a bit on Mr. Happy as it crested the mountains, a NICE touch, which led to a rather quick eruption blanketing her tits and running down her torso. Of course a dishsoap pic had to be taken!
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After a break for some showering, we were soon back on the bed preparing for boom boom. And boom boom we did. As you might imagine, having just pumped out a load on her tits, I wasn’t exactly in preemie mode when we started screwing a few minutes later, and my poor big-titted honey probably ended up getting more than she had bargained for when agreeing to go with me. I put her through her paces for a GOOD half hour or so before finally finishing a second time. You’d like to credit yanking two loads in little more than an hour to some sort of skill on the girl’s part, but actually the fact was that she just made me HORNY! I really liked her body, and her tits were VERY nice.
Running a bit behind schedule to meet up with Travis, I urged Flamingo girl into the shower and into her clothes, and tried to urge her out the door, but she started whining about trike fare and seemed perfectly happy to remain in the room until she got it. I told her that her tip was getting an early evening off, and that if she was scared to walk the 40 yards back to Flamingo from Kokomoz at about 10 PM at night, that I would escort her! She left pouting, and I was very careful not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out with a reminder that MY short time rate was 500 pesos and I’d just paid a premium to have her when I wanted her.
Met up with Travis for some nachos at Hole in the Wall before we headed to Rhapsody where I had to dodge the girl I had spent New Year’s Eve with on my previous trip in order to try and hook up with a HOTTIE that I’d been lusting after for several days after having dinner with her and her sister and several of the Hombre gang. Travis, being the ultimate trooper, ended up solving my problem for me by buying my previous girl a drink! What a guy! She kind of sat there with us a little confused about how she was supposed to act, but it didn’t take her long to realize that she was trading UP, as Travis is 10X better looking than I am and a REALLY nice guy.
Me, I started to get a little drunk and a little too fond of my companion, who we’ll call Ms. Frigid. She was terribly sweet, but told me straight out that she knew I was a butterfly (kept using her friend and table mate as an example) and that she had a boyfriend and didn’t want to be used as a cumbucket. This ended up turning into a bit of a challenge, and I ended up turning into Mr. Ultra-WIMPY monger and doing something rather pathetic when Travis seemed to be get along rather well with Ms. New Year’s Eve: I told her I’d barfine her so we could go hang out. In my defense, I DID however, insist that she stay the night and that it was SLEEP only and not barhop only – an AC bargirl’s wet dream of an evening. Of course in the back of mind, I was HOPING that any girl who ended up in my bed that wasn’t cherry in all three holes was gonna give up a LITTLE something! And decided that I’d try and get her drunk to increase the odds. Yeah, I’m a NICE guy!
The four of us went to Pick-Up Disco, which has started to become quite the popular place in Angeles, with the crowd now being many more locals out for a good time than mongers and bargirls. No more 6 guys and their rent-a-dates plus the band and an army of waitresses nights like I had seen so many times before. We got a table at an upper level and started drinking shots, as I had advised Travis that HIS girl became a nympho when she was a little lit.
I actually got inebriated enough to accept Frigid Girl’s goading to dance. Man, looking back, STRIKE TWO on my evening with this girl! I do NOT dance! I HATE IT! But sometimes I’m a sucker for ‘love’!
After Travis decided that it was time to start the engine after priming the pump at Pik Up, I took Ms. Frigid to karaoke where she refused to sing and wasn’t interested in sharing my Red Horse. Strike THREE. Back to Kokomoz for some food for her, and she starts texting while waiting for her food. The texting gets fast and furious. Strikes, four, FIVE, SIX! I ask her to stop, she says she can’t, her BF’s pissed about something. Strike 7.
Soon the guy CALLS HER! From the WORLD! And she starts yammering away in English that she’s not doing anything wrong, just ‘barhopping’. Apparently the guy had spies at Pick Up that saw her out shaking her ass with a porriner. OOPS! She finally hangs up in frustration, and we have a pretty serious conversation about the guy and how she feels about him. She said she really liked the Canadian dude, and that he traveled frequently to see her, but never, ever gave her money for anything. I told her it was great that she had somebody she ‘loved’, but that if it was MUTUAL, why was she working in a bar grinding her ass on MY crotch for the price of a ladies drink? And then taking shit from a guy because she was doing her job on one of the world’s easiest barfines?
Well, all of this made such a deep emotional impact on her that she finished the food I bought her and told me she was going home and that I could go get my money back at the bar! While I was pretty disappointed – I liked the girl, there was no use paddling upstream or getting upset about a girl backing out of an agreement to merely SLEEP with me, and figured I wasn’t going to be OUT much since I would be getting my back. It WAS a blow to the ego (and the loins – at one point in the evening I would have bet BIG that we were gonna fuck and it was gonna be goooooood!), but it didn’t take me long to put things in perspective, that there were 2000+ others in town, the vast majority of which would be DYING to take her place. As I had already been well drained by Flamingo girl, though, and was fairly toasted at that point late in the evening, I just decided to head upstairs to bed with my tail between my legs. Can’t win them all!
The next day I decided that I was going to the mall to kill a few hours in the afternoon, and was happy that Travis decided he would join me. We hopped on a jeepney and ended up at both Jenra and Nepo malls (they’re right next to each other), but I’m not sure I remember which was which. Angeles malls are certainly not worth a trip halfway around the globe to go shopping, but anyplace with Filipinas running around is a place worth visiting, IMO, and we seemed to be getting a fair amount of attention as we walked around, from giggling Kenny Rogers Chicken cashiers to chicks MY AGE supposedly ‘checking out my (vast expanse of an) ass’ according to Travis.
And then I ran into Confettis Girl with a friend of hers and her little toddler kid. Confettis Girl was far too friendly in front of all of them, and I got STRONG warnings to keep my distance from her after that! Uh, unless she wanted to come over for 300 pesos a day instead of 1000! Funny, she never seemed to like those offers!
After walking around for a couple hours and doing absolutely NOTHING productive, we were on our way back to a jeep to head back to Fields, when I saw an inSANELY cute young girl walking with her friend and kid and passing us to enter the mall. Normally VERY shy about talking to girls I don’t know, I just nodded at Travis and kind of leapt after those girls and instantly asked them what they were doing (NOTHING, of course), and asking them if they wanted to maybe have something to drink with great guys like US! They quickly said yes, and soon we were sitting at some pizza and fried chicken place just inside the door, and ordering Iced Tea for everybody. SCORE!!!
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To make a long, long story short, Travis liked the girl with the kid (which she finally admitted was hers a bit later after lying initially), and I liked the one I had initially hit on, who claimed to have just finished her first year in university. Travis would end up hooking up with his girl a week later after a brief courtship process, but MY girl turned out to be far from the innocent little angel I thought she was initially, and it turned out that she was looking to trade her affection for some tuition money! And when she started out at 5,000 pesos for an evening, it was pretty clear she thought I was quite the sucker.
Since she mentioned pay for play first, I just started negotiating, and actually had agreed on 2,000 with her (yeah, she was THAT hot!) to stay until 5 AM, but the deal ended up falling through because she caught holy hell when she called home and asked for permission to go out ‘dancing’. Oops!
After being burned by Rhapsody girl the night before, and after THAT little episode, I wanted a known quantity for the evening, and ended up picking Brown Sugar girl again when Airport Girl was ‘busy’ juggling her clients again. Brown Sugar girl got me to head out to Pick Up Disco AGAIN that evening after round one, and actually dragged my ass onstage to dance for the second night in a row and third time that trip. Pussywhipped Porker!
I ended up drafting Travis to help me out with another non-bargirl project, as some innocent flirting with a hotel restaurant waitress led to me casually asking her out and her getting very excited about the prospect. This didn’t bear fruit quickly enough either, and after three dates and without ending up spending ANY time alone with the girl, I decided that barhopping with the guys and fucking bargirls promised to be a lot more fun! It was funny that after I started blowing her off she suddenly became a lot more interested in getting with MY program, but on my last night in town I pretty much ended up getting drunk and ignoring her altogether.
My last week in town was spent barhopping with Travis, Bud and Blazers, Airport Girl coming over after work to spend the night, and doing short times in the afternoons/early evenings. And there were some VERY good times that resulted.
One afternoon while at La Bamba with Bud, I saw a quite young looking girl with AWESOME cleavage that made my mouth drop open and made me immediately call her over for a drink and some tit play. I was nearly in LOVE with this girl until she smiled and I saw that her teeth were MAJORLY messed up! I mean she looked like something out of Deliverance!
But she was DAMNED cooperative in the bar, and extremely affectionate and giggly, and it took me all of about 5 minutes to pop some V, pay her barfine and tell her to get dressed for the short walk to Kokomoz across the street.
And when we got to the room, she was pretty much the PERFECT barfine, enthusiastically complying with my every request. We started out with some pics, then a nice, long SLOPPY blow job (with pics), than some spirited boom2. I was so impressed with her performance that I actually was a nice guy and walked her back to the bar! Uh, to see if Bud was still there, of course!
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One of the next nights I finally found Jing Jing, the cute young tit queen of Blue Fox onstage and bored. Farting around trying to get afternoon short time with her had been very frustrating, but I FINALLY was in the right place at the right time with her, and quickly asked her if she wanted to go with me and she headed to get dressed.
In the room she was NOT the most cooperative, but still ended up doing MOST of what I asked her to do, with the big sticking point being pics showing her face, and a flat refusal to do any porno-type pics. I put her specTACULAR tits to good use, however, and plowed them for a good 5 minutes or so before decorating them with dishsoap. And then, for round two, much like I had done with her big titted former co-worker that had moved to Flamingo, I fucked the HELL out of her for more than a half hour until some ultra-hard banging finally got me to finish.
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Another night I was stageside at Bunny Ranch and I saw Bunny Ranch Flaca that I had been so disappointed to not hook up with at the end of my January trip drinking and carrying on with a customer. She quickly told me to text her when she noticed me,and soon she was texting away and ignoring the guy buying her drinks. We arranged to meet the next afternoon, and THIS time, she actually managed to show up less than an hour late!
It was quite worth the wait, as BR Flaca’s attitude was inSANELY good, and I REALLY put her through her paces, as for some reason I was having trouble finishing that afternoon. We went through a couple of BJ interludes between close to double digit position changes before I figured that banging away for aNOTHER hour was probably not going be too productive for either of us! I put 600 pesos under her purse as we headed for the shower, and several sweet texts afterward indicated that she couldn’t have been to upset with that amount.
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For one of my last session this trip, I did a repeat with the young big-titted Santos girl Diane, that I had had a decent time with on my previous trip. For some reason, I decided to take her to the rooms upstairs at Black Pearl, and while I was glad to see the rooms, and had been in worse many times in Mexico, all in all, I’d highly recommend taking your Santos babe to your air-conditioned room and relaxing in style!
Things started out REALLY well with Diane, though, full on making out and finger fucking got me REALLY hot after she had gotten things started with a decent BBBJ for the first 8-10 minutes we were in the room. But when I tried to carry things further and positioned myself on top for boom2 time, Diane let me in about half way and then closed her legs to allow any more penetration. I just relaxed and kept kissing her before trying again a couple of times, but she just was NOT allowing me to go any further.
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I told her I wanted boom boom, and she said ‘I give you blowjob’, and then used more alcohol wipes on my dick and started sucking. I stopped her and said, ‘Uh, it’s boom2 time’. And fuck if she didn’t just get up, grab her clothes and WALK OUT! WTF?
I laid there naked for a few moments thinking SURELY she’d come back, but when close to a minute elapsed and she DIDN’T, I started hollering a bit to air my ‘grievance’. After a couple of minutes of calling for a mamasan and being assured that none would be onsite for several hours, I finally just asked who I had to yell at to get my frickin’ money back. A few moments later, some chick poked her head in and threw 500 pesos at me.
While I would probably have traded it for an explanation and a chance to vent, I guess getting a FREE (though non-finishing) session for my trouble wasn’t a half-bad deal, and if the girl had to give me 20 minutes of GFE for free every time she decided she didn’t like the deal with her customer, I would imagine the girl’s service would generally be decent!
On my last night in town we met some guys from another board, and they ended up finishing the job that Blazers had started by getting me drunk from happy hour 2x1’s at Roadhouse. I ended up stumbling out of Liquor Box sometime before 11 P.M. and made it across the street to Voodoo, where Mo, the owner, and the papasan there decided it would be fun to send me a few more drinks.
I wound up with Flaca all over me, and was so drunk that barfining her seemed like a good idea, knowing full well that Airport Girl was going to be coming over to spend the night in a few hours on my last night in town. I ended up having a HORRIBLE time with Flaca, of which I am sure I was 99.7% responsible. But the bottom line was that she got kicked out of the room at Central Park (that Bud had insanely generously offered to let me use while he was off to province with his new honey ko for a few days) when we had an argument about doing it with the TV on, and I got some angry texts from Airport Girl that she knew I had a girl and that she was on the way over. Oops!
AG was angry when she showed up, but I just told her to either calm down or leave, and she curled up next to me and I was passed out asleep in seconds. We ended up having a brief session in the morning before I made a mad scramble to throw everything in my bags and head for Manila. AG accompanied me, or course, which only served to add to the monuMENTAL depression that always results from an imminent return home from Asia, and only seems to get WORSE with each subsequent trip.
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While waiting at the airport I turned my phone on for the first time in several hours, and found that the Manila office girl I had started the trip with on the world’s most boring date had been going CRAZY with texts and calls. And when I answered the phone she started BAWLING and BEGGING for another chance to see me and tell me how she felt about me. While this was quite flattering, and I felt bad hearing her bawl her eyes out over the phone, I was scratching my head again wondering what in the HELL I had done to make that girl so crazy! She quickly earned the name Manila psycho, and will hopefully be avoided at all costs on the next trip. Of course she’s KIND OF cute, and EVIL Porker is often tempted to play with fire and make a booty call and see what happens. I’ve never been accused of being all that BRIGHT when I make such decisions, and I’m sure it will happen again at some point in my lifetime!
While I will never, EVER be confused with the even being competently smooth at picking up ‘regular girls’, dallying with them had me pulling my hair out at points during this past trip. Maybe I needed more patience or more bullshit (I try never to lie to girl or lead them on as to my intentions) or BOTH, but I was a LOT happier to point and PAY when the urge to penetrate struck. The next time I’m tempted to waste valuable trip time chasing them, I hope somebody steps in and slaps me!
The flight home was very uneventful, as I caught up on sleep all the way. In my frenzied last days in AC, I failed to arrange a pick up and a place to stay with friends, however, so I ended up at some Super 8 hotel near the airport with tons of ebony street walkers passing all day/night. Struck up a conversation with one skank that looked like a reject from a ‘Junk in the Trunk’ porno series, and let her know that prices in the Phils for chicks half her age/size were 18 bucks all night. Her opinion was that those girls were SELLING THEMSELVES SHORT! Ya think???
I leave for Bangkok in 2 1/2 hours. Think I’ll have a good time?
