AlleyKat hits Monterrey/Guadalajara

Long post. Sit back and relax.

Arrived in Monterrey on the 20, about 3PM (America West lost my fucking bags, had to go back to the airport at 11PM to get them). Got to Plaza D Arco by about 4:30 but DanTheMan would not arrive until 4PM the next day so this gringo was on his own with a few problems. One, I speak NO spanish and 2, I had NO luggage. The people at PDA are great. I had my trusty laptop with my Instant spanish translation program so I was able to converse freely with the staff. The program works great. You type in english, program translates to spanish and vice versa. We had a great time with it. It saved my ass.

Decided to take a stroll around the block while waiting to go back to the airport (thankyouverymuch America West you bastards) and I made it around the first corner when I got eyeballed by this chica holding up some kind of cel phone display counter that was placed on the sidewalk. (This was a Sunday by the way.)

She looked not too bad for a SW and hey, I was up for an afternoon session so I eyeballed her back and next thing I knew I smuggled her into the hotel for a quickie 20 hose down. (Her name was Louise, about 5' 4" 100lbs, little titties, loves to fuck, dark skin black hair and a REAL shifty character. No track marks, eyes were clear pussy was clean safe to fuck etc etc.) Gave her 200 pesos and she went to work. CBJ (my condom, she had none -whew!) good head job then cowgirl then mish.

She got on top and after about an hour I blew. She had a tight pussy and I like 'em like that. By then it was around 6:30 and I had more time to kill so I told her she could come back in the evening when I returned from the airport if she wanted but she had to stay for another hour or so to which she agreed (all this via my computer by the way, I was amazed she could type and read so well - lucky for me).

Back in the sack for a nice smooth hand job and new primed erection so I went for the 2pop, couldn't get it off though but we had another 40 minute session, she had to go because her boyfrind was expecting her home or some bullshit. She said she'd be back and I said I'd pay her 500p for TLN. She was up for it.

Off to the airport I went (cab driver took me to the airport, waited an hour and took me back with bags for $400.p, the guy was super nice and very patient). Now I'm spending my monger money and I'm not happy. I will also say that the America West crew at MTY were great, it wasn't their fault. No problem with them.

Made it back to PDA at 11PM and went downstairs looking for Louise who was standing on guard at the little counter on the sidewalk, she saw me coming and immediately came to me. She took me to a bar close to Reforma (a real sleazy SW scene man, real sleazy) where we got 6 beers and then headed back to the room.

Chatted a bit on the computer, told her I'd pay her in the morning over breakfast, made her take a shower then in the sack by about midnight. Full service with more BBBJ and covered multiposition sex for about 1-1/2 hours, then went to sleep. Woke up at about 9AM, she (and my stuff) was still there. Made her take a shower (gave her my new standby toothbrush) then back in the sack for a morning delight.

Paid her off, she wanted to know if she could come back tonight and I said Maybe Baby. Got some breakfast delivered for her and I, she took hers to go. All in all, satisfactory experience for a few bucks. More than I expected since I landed alone for the day and had the baggage problems etc. Nice to get multipops unexpectedly. She was a SW though, no doubt about it but not a skank ho.

I had set up to meet Regio in PDA at around 1PM. When he arrived, I was chatting with the chica on the front desk (Julie I think) via my computer. We had a lot of laughs. DanTheMan would not be in until later in the afternoon so the plan was to do the buffet at Obsessions with Regio to see what all the excitement was about. Funny how the hotel reception girls seemed to recognize Regio. Did you stink that place up Regio?

Let me say here that Regio is a class act. He knows the lay of the land and although we didn't get to make the "rounds" we did make the buffet at Obsessions and it was every bit as good as he described in previous posts. Obsessions is a very secure and nice club. Very cool place. The food was excellent and the pussy, well, this is Monterrey so take your heart medication. These latina princesses are out of this world.

Ended up bouncing Dulce on my lap for a few hours and got her a little buzzed on tequila. She was very playful and what a way to do lunch. Really adds value to the visit. Just watch how much you spend because even the tequila goes fast. Regio had this delightful creature slithering all over him. Man was she nice. Tall, beautiful face/lips/tits/legs/ass - the whole package. Classic looks, great bod. Wow man. American women could never come close to these latinas. They are SOOO beautiful. I could not take my eyes off her, a cover girl. Hey Regio, tell her I love her will you? A real cover girl.

Only problem here is that the place is expensive if you want to get laid. Probably would not do a girl there because it is just overpriced - plain and simple. I don't mind spending money but let's face it; you can get laid for a lot less. So I passed on the return later that night and Dulce was left to fend for herself. I hope she found a way to pull herself out the depression of my not returning. I think she said she'd see me outside the place for 2000p but I was not gonna go there man. The buffet again? You bet, having Regio there sure loosened up the chicas and got me to the touchy feely with Dulce quicksmart. Very nice.

Got back to the hotel when DanTheMan (hereinafter referred to as "DTM") arrived from Guadalajara, looked like he had a long night (weekend). Turns out he did. His chica few to GDL from TIJ to spend the weekend with him. This guy gets more pussy than almost anyone I know. An amazing person. Very handy to have around too. I could finally give my laptop a rest!

Grabbed some dinner with DTM and got him settled in and later we went to replenish my condom and lube supply and to buy a new standby toothbrush. He came with me to the farmacia of course and after selecting my sixpack of extra thrill ride party hats, tube of lube and a toothbrush DTM was crazy enough to stand next to me at the cash register.

Not being one to let an opportunity for a belly laugh go by, after paying, I threw my arms around him and with my best gay routine, ushered him out of the store dangling my little plastic bag like a bitch. The chicas in the farmacia were fucking shocked. DTM was shocked. I laughed all the way back to the hotel. You had to be there. It was great.

NEVER and i mean NEVER stand next to me when I buy condoms. I do it every time. You have been warned.

Re-staged at the hotel for an evening of mongering in Monterrey, we decided to go for a walk and ended up on Artegaga street, a place called Alfredos. The place was very cool but there was really nobody there. Lounge chairs and patio furniture type tables everywhere with lots of green plants etc. Very nice atmosphere but no chicas. The guys standing guard told us to come back in an hour and the chicas would be ready. They indicated that they are non pros out earning extra money. They stay until about midnight then go home. I'm learning (from those who know a LOT more than I do about the scene in Monterrey) that that's not really the case. We did go back and there were some nice looking girls there. Maybe again next time only a bit later.

Continuing our trek, we ended up at a place called GOOD MUSIC. A strip club not far (a few blocks) from the hotel on the back street. DTM and I went in and were shocked. BEAUTIFUL girls. Cheap drinks, and more beautiful girls. That's where I met Alicia, a fabulous latina princess to die for, braces and all. Dark shoulder length hair, big lips, no english, lovely little titties, great attitude, fabulous body and excellent dancer.

Private dance for 50p (I had 3) where she could push and shove and bump and grind - excellent value. The booths were open so I was not interested in sex at that place. DTM and I then started working on seeing her and his chica (don't remember her name but buxom blonde, huge tits, very bright attitude etc.

I spent about $200 on all the beer and then got them to leave with us for a TLN for 600p but we had to pay the bar 800p to release them. I know I know, a fucking rip off but these girls were wanting to party and me, well - yes. They wanted a taxi so the chica with DTM could get some dope so off we went at 4:30. She did the buy and a block after we pulled away, we're stopped by Monterreys finest. I'm shitting my pants. The chica swallows the dope.

One of the cops spoke good english and me being ExLE struck up a conversation. I was informed that he saw her with an open container in the car (not a problem in Monterrey from what I can gather) but he also saw her come out of a known drug house so he has to search us, the car and possibly take us in. I agreed to a consent search and to go downtown with him to meet the staff and swap war stories.

After the consent search yeilded nothing, the cop (who was actually very polite and professional) told me that we had to pay a ticket for the open container. $20.00. So I asked him if we paid the ticket to him would that mean we could spare the inconvenience of an early morning ride to the station and he graciously agreed.

I told DTM to get the $20.00 from the chica or SHE FUCKING GOES. He did, she did and the nice policeman took the money, no receipt was required. And we went on our way. Nice and easy. (Whew) As the cop was leaving, he leaned to me and said "enjoy the girls my friend." Very interesting experience.

Back at the hotel, we're rolling in about 5AM. The security guys stopped us and I went in to my "gringo nice to see you again" routine. They let us pass with the girls. Up in the room, smoked a joint, DTM departed with his chica, I with mine and the session began.

Alicia is a pro. She can give BB head in a style that is very very nice. She was really into it. Got her in the sack, took a close look at the snapper, nice, clean, wet and smelling sweet.

All positions, tight and good control. B cups with nice nipples. A fucking work of art man. Jeez I love these latinas. AMERICAN WOMEN, STUDY THESE LATINAS. THEY GOT IT RIGHT. Finished up in mish after about 40 minutes, her sweating well and smelling great. She pops, I pop, we take a short nap for about 2 hours, then back at it for the 2pop. I was feeling pretty good given the fact I had not slept much. She really turned me on as only the latina can. I was feeling very good about the 2pop too. I don't get to do that too often (getting old you see).

Got up, jumped in the shower with her, back in the sack. Slow and easy this time. She was really game. Country John was having some erectile dysfunction issues at that time so Alicia had to earn her 600p which she did well. Finally got the old feller back with the program when all of the sudden "bang bang bang" on the door. I though either DTM or his chica were starting to foam up. Turned out it was Louise the SW back for her TLN!!!!! I had totally forgotten about her!!! I had to figure out how to get rid of her because Alicia was waiting in the bed. Man. I was in trouble.

I decided to ignore it but she would not leave. I was hoping hotel security would come to my rescue but it was not to be. I went to the door and said "No Mas" she got the message and I watched through the peep hole as she slithered down the stairs. Man. that was close.

Alicia was glowing in the bed. Her brown skin was beautiful. A chocolate delight. The glare from those braces didn't do much for me though but she looked like an angel. I found my way back to the bed and Mr Happy went into hiding again. She had to pull a double shift on the shaft which went nicely. I was impressed with her work ethic. Something else American women could learn from.

Back in the breech we stroked and pushed and shoved and licked and sucked each other with delight. Her thighs straddled me and she gently lifted herself up and down and up and down while looking into my eyes. I thought to myself, this must be heaven. It must be. Then she lay down on me and pivoted her hips up and down letting my dick almost pop out then plunging deep. She would plunge then grip and lift, like milking me with her pussy.

Very very sensual. I could tell she was a bit tired. So was I but man I was not going to miss this show and Mr. Happy was, well- very happy. She started to break a sweat again and man, I felt the rumblings from deep within. My sperm was beginning the treck through the pipes and having done a 2pop I was a bit tender. I could NOT believe I was about to 3pop.

She sensed the tension in my abdomin and she look at me in the eye as much to say, "I'm taking you now." Then she increased the frequency of her pumping and gripping and was grinding those titties in my chest when I could NOT hold out. She had the control of the pipes and she was not going to relinquish.

Country John proudly 3popped as though sitting in an electric chair. Every fucking ounce of energy drained. A big smile on her face, me lying there saying "Oh MY GOD, Oh MY GOD." She laying on my chest, breathing in my ear. FUCK!!!

At that point, Alicia became the very best number 1 encounter I ever had. I was in love (again) and wanted to defect to Mexico, marry her and live happily ever after. I had no idea a woman could have that much control and pull a 3pop out of me like that. It's usually me that works for the 2pop but this time it was her all the way. After about ten minutes of laying on top of me, penis inside and gentile squeezes every 30 seconds or so, she hopped up, got a wet towel and cleaned me up first, then her. She then slid in bed next to me, under the covers, put her beautiful face on my shoulder and we went to sleep.

We woke up around 1PM, embraced, I kissed every inch of her body - every inch. We talked via the computer, back in the shower, (we got to get more towels in these rooms somehow) I soaped her up real well. Got her back to the bed, it was time for her to go so I dressed her and started taking some pictures. I didn't even let her finish her lipstick. She would not pose nude. She gave me her number and told me to call her the next time I'm in Monterrey. Long embrace at the door, I got dressed and walked her downstairs to the corner, got her a cab, paid the driver, kissed her again and watched her and she waived to me from the cap until I could not see the cab any more. Wow. What can I say. It happened in Monterrey. I have to figure out how to upload the pics.

DanTheMan had a somewhat lackluster experience with his chica who cut and ran at about 9AM. She was a good lay, but her longevity left a lot to be desired. The total opposite of Alicia who will be my girlfriend in Monterrey, that's for sure.

Then it was off to Guadalajara via the commuter airline from MTY where I had a score to settle with that city. Man, did I settle the score.

Now I'm no expert in the Monterrey scene. I am no Regio, the honorary mayor. But with a bit of persistence and some adventurous spriritness, you will find some excellent sex with some superb latinas that will make you realize how lucky you can be. Bless the latina. A true work of art.

Be Safe and Be nice
Country John

Photos: Alicia 01 02 03 04

OK Country John,

My question for you is this...did you 3pop all times con condon o sin condon (with condom or without condom)?

Great post by the way...waiting for the pics.

ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS use a condom. For your safety and out of respect for the girl. Put lube inside the condom, it improves the sensation so you can really enjoy the session. Believe me, these fabulous latnas are so tempting sin condom but the risk for you and her is too great my friend.

For me, the thrill is having them in bed and participating. You will (or should) not notice the condom. Such is the power of the latina.

All three pops were with the condom. I was SOOOOO tempted to go BB. Even though she looked clean I just couldn't chance it.

I can't wait to get back to Monterrey. It would be nice to see American women spend some time there and learn the basics from these princesses. Just learning how to have excellent sex would be a lesson well taught to them by these fabulous creatures.

Always be safe.
Always be nice.
Country John

FanTAStic report! Thanks for the write-up. Sounds like fun to me. I'll be home and depressed in a few weeks, and would certainly be up for meeting you next time you happen to be in town for the Obsession buffet, then maybe a trip to Alfredo's to check out the 'action'.

Actually sounds like you had a lot of fun with the Good Music girls, and if that's the case, overpaying slightly (which you DIDN'T at all, they really do have barfines in MTY, and 400 pesos per chica is about right) can certainly be excused. 1000 pesos per girl for hours of fun and then leaving when you want them to instead of hanging out all night waiting for their shift to end ain't a bad deal at all.

Oh, and don't even talk to me about America West, and my perception of the staff in MTY was completely different -- they're incompetent fools who are utterly indifferent to the fact that their airline sucks ASS.

Porker, perhaps a visit to Alfredos to review the scene might be in order. I actually thought the palce was pretty nice. Very secure parking and a neat space. I'd be interested in an up to date review if you drag yourself over there.

Homefully you are fucking the stars out of the sky in Asia. Looking forward to an interesting post from you.

I had my mojo happening in MTY and Guadalajara that's for sure. All I can hope for is that I'll be that lucky again.

American-Fucking-West Air-Fucking-Lines is all flaps and no fucking rudder. They fly with the gear down and the stick back. Their attitude sucks, their airline sucks, they suck. I flew them several years ago and SWORE I'd never fly them again and I'm here to say they suck as much now as they did then and MAN did they suck then.

NEVER again.

The staff in MTY took care of biz and that was a pleasant surprise. All I needed was the MTY crew with a 10 fog factor and I'd be weaving baskets with bubba in MTY jail.

Anyway, yeah. A good time. Money well spent. Look forward to the return.

Country John

Country John

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CJ

can you come up with the name or cross streets for the place where you picked up Alicia?