I am here to report the land down under is still as awesome and amazing as ever. Arrived friday afternoon about noon, and the immigration line was short and sweet. I get out of the taxi at the Hotel Presidente, and am immiediately greeted by Andres the shoe shine boy who remembers my name. He should, I bought him a $50 pair of sneakers on my last trip. I know, it was stupid, but I like the K*D and I am a sucker. Of course he now wants a new pair of pantaloons. Dear God.

(sorry for the misspelled words....darn spanish computer)

I get checked in and of course I just HAVE to check out the merchandise at the most awesome bar on the planet. The Blue Marlin Bar at the Hotel Del Rey is like nothing else on earth. It is a mid'afternoon and the talent is still skimpy. But a hot looking blonde sits beside me at the bar. I had seen her in the lobby of the Presidente when I checked in and she made eyes at me. Little did I know at the time how much more than eyes she wanted to make.

Her name was Rebecca, and without ANY hesitation she promited a full blown BBBJ....adding ´you can come in my mouth and I will swallow it all.¨ Now Rebecca was really cute, but a bit chunky. I would not normally consider her, but the offer hit me in the face. Here I was barely in ground zero an hour, and I already had the ultimate male fantasy. Just as I was thinking about the offer, and thinking about accepting, I felt a familiar tug on the sleeve. I turned around and saw my awesome spinner babe Katherine, who I have seen in each of my other three trips to CR. I had asked Wendy at the hotel to call her and let her know I was coming since her mohters phone does not accept international calls. She took a chance that I would be hanging around the Del Rey. I guess she knows me all too well.

So it was Vamos to the room for Katherine. I felt bad for Rebecca and bought her a drink anyway. I think she understood. Katherine was awesome in the room, as always, and was thrilled to see me. It is so nice to have somebody down here that knows me as well as she does, and is so excited to see me. I was tired from the plane and had a hard time finishing...so Katherine got me in the shower for a nice BBBJTC. I rewarded my cute little spinner with a pair of panties from Victoria Secrets and a bottle of lotion. I paid $35 bucks for 8 bottles of lotion, which was a good deal.

Afterwards, Katherine and I walked around downtown San Jose holding hands and acting like lovers. Dear God, I love this country. Katherine could not see me Saturday, so we set up another date for Sunday afternoon.

I thought now would be a good time to head over to visit the new Zona Blue with a nice massage, but made the fatal mistake of checking out the DR one more time first. It was a little after 6 and I thought some of the guys from this board might be hanging out there. I found Mexpat and Vegas Bob, but some of the other guys I expected either never showed, or I just did not know what they looked like. It was nice to see these guys again....and tell old stories.

While sitting there with nothing but hot chicas on my mind I was hit on by two little Tica Spinners. They were both cute as hell, but one of them had a nasty indian look about her that made me want to explore her more. For $50 bucks, that is exactly what I did. Her name was Anna, and while I would probably not do her again, sometimes you have to do a nasty one.


Did Astroglide finds the hottest Dominicana in History

I walked Anna back to the Del Rey, not intending to pick up any new merchandise for awhile. By now it is around 8pm and I have to agree with the other reports that the talent level is really top notch right now....at least in the looks department. Lots of hot babes...lots of new talent.

As I scan the array of beauty set before me....my eyeballs just about bug out of my head. Here before me is one of the hottest babes I have ever seen at the Del Rey. Her name is Cristal, and she´s 18 from the Dominican Republic. She speaks almost NO english, so thank God I have been brushing up on my spanish. She is with her cousin from the DR, and this is only her 4th day here.

I bought both girls a drink and we sat and chatted for awhile. Cristal was more gorgeous every time I snuck a peek at her face. When I first saw her she had this bored....get me out of here look. Typical of newbies. But when she looked into my eyes, licked her lips, and winked at me....I melted. There is not doubt she owned me....and she knew it. The primas wanted to go with me together, but the one chica rule at the Presidente stopped that. they offered another hotel, but I did that once at the Hotel Asia...and that place is a pig sty. Plus I wanted to spend a long time with this one...and the prima was not my type.

So the prima said gracias and moved on leaving me with Cristal. I attempted to get Cristal to deal....but she seemed uninterested and kept saying mas tarde. Finally she said she had to go back to her apartimento and would come back in an hour. I was a bit confused at that, and worried that I would lose my grip on this hot little babe. She gave me her cell phone number just in case we lost each other. An hour later I come back to find her, and she is nowhere. During the hour I had a chance to check out Casablana. It is really a nice strip club....new and clean. The amazing thing was the very nice looking bedrooms, just a few feet from the dancing poles. Imagine being able to screw some hot stripper right after she does the inticing dance. I think the cost is about $70 bucks....but I did not see much worth doing yet....and I was still waiting on miss hottie.

When she didn´t show I went back to the hotel and called her cell. It sounded like she was at a party...but she said she was not at the del rey...and would be another half hour. She promised me she would be there, so I agreed to find her. I finally grabbed a bite to eat....and went back to the Del Rey.

There she is sitting at the bar with her cousin again. I sit with her and she is warm and affectionate. Her prima lands a gringo, and they are off to the room. I again attempt to land my prized catch....but even though I know I have her hooked on the line....I can´t get her into the boat. I ask her for a toda la noche and she says cuanto cuesta. I offer cien...which would have been a great deal for a TLN. She say no way would she stay TLN for cien. I finally land her with an offer of cien for dos horas. I know, you guys may want to shoot me....but at least I got two hours with the most awesome hottie on earth.

Now it was about midnight and I was completely wasted...but this girl kept me alive and kickin for two hours. The daty lasted at least half an hour as I kept looking up at her face and she kept licking her lips, encouraging me....and squirming around a bit. Bad news....no BJ. Not at all. More bad news....she insisted on money up front...and if it had not been for the fact that she was so gorgeous and I wanted her so badly....I would have thrown her out then. I took a chance and paid her up front....but she did not take advantage.

Afterwards she cuddled with me for awhile until it was time for her to go. As I looked into her face I again reminded myself how Lucky I am to have found this place...and this special babe. I gave her some regallos...and of course had one more request. Would she like to go shopping the next day_ How could she resist. We are all set up for 10am on Saturday.

In the past, my Astro shopping trips have turned hotties into mush....increasing the enthusiam ten fold. I am not sure that will work on this one...but I am willing to chance it. If nothing else, I will have fun playing dress up with the hottest little 18 year old I have ever seen.

Wish me luck....when I report back from Ground Zero tomorrow!
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