Wednesday: One more trip to the airport, one more tearful goodbye.

On the way to the airport, I pulled out a few rumpled collones and gave it to Cristal. I do not know how much it was, but I no longer needed them. She was very thankful, and alternated between more DFK...and then putting her sweet head on my shoulder. When we got out, I paid the taxi driver for my ride, and to take Cristal home. She then gave me a huge hug and a kiss, and a sincere "gracias...por todo." I told her the same....and put her back in the cab and watched her drive away.

It's been several days since I have been back. I have waited to write this report, because I wasn't really sure if I wanted to include all these gory details. I wasn't sure if I wanted anybody to know I paid for the K*ds braces....but what the hell. I did, and I still think I did the right thing. In the end, I paid her no more than what she did for me. Is she really my novia? I don't really know. I guess that is up to me. I do know that for four awesome days, my make believe girlfriend became real. We went to that place I did not think I would ever go to again. It was marvelous. I really have no idea what I will do next time. I guess that's what makes this adventure so fascinating to me.

The next time you see Cristal...ask her to smile....then tell her Astroglide says hola. Then, for God's sake take her to the room and pay her a lot. God knows I don't want to pay for all that metal! Please you guys...help a brothah out!

I am sorry, but I must say it, where are the pictures?

Very sorry, but she allowed me to take a ton of pics, but made me promise no internet. Only for me. Sorry.

Radioman writes "As I write this report, I am sitting at the computers at the Del Rey. Cristal is on the other computer to my left. I guess you know what that means"

That you turned her on to the internet?

Yes, and I signed her up for a Club Hombre VIP account. In fact, she is probably reading this right now! Unfortunately for her, she has no computer skills. I tried to set her up with a hotmail account, but she could not master it. She did like the Enrique Iglesias website I showed her, but that was it.

There must be one little picture of Cristal that you can share with us.