While I thoroughly enjoyed each of my previous stays in Bangkok, for ME, I prefer to be in Pattaya whilst in Thailand, as things are easier on the budget, and the sex scene dominates to a much higher degree. While many of you probably like to go hit cultural venues or soak in the natural environment of various tropical paradises, I’m pretty much stimulated by the non-stop pursuit of pussy. So by 11 AM on my second day in Asia I was in a brand new air-conditioned van headed down to Pattaya with a couple handfuls of other guys who were also taking advantage of Dynasty’s free van service to their Pattaya hotels.

While I had more money to play with on this trip than on any I had previously taken, I was, as usual, quite cautious to keep costs down as best I could, as there was a finite amount of money to be spent, and a whole lot of trip to be enjoyed. And while I didn’t figure that spending 990 baht on a hotel room was going to break me, I knew there were cheaper options in Pattaya that would meet my needs. But to get Dynasty’s free shuttle deal to Pattaya, I had to stay for two nights (of my planned 4 there) at one of the Dynasty hotels there. I chose the new hotel on Soi 13, and it was indeed a decent place for the money, and a nicer and larger room than what was available in Bangkok for the same price.

The vanride down pretty much FLEW by, and there was some lively conversation in the van from some more experienced travelers talking of diving and golf at 5 star resorts, as well as a relative newbie from the U.S. asking for tips on what to do and see in Pattaya. We made the trip in under two hours, and soon enough I was in my room unpacking and trying desperately to get the room cooled down, as it had key-controlled air con, and things were quite steamy in Pattaya already by early afternoon.

Immediately upon settling in I was impressed by the amount of light entering the room and the small balcony outside seemed a nice touch. There were also amazing voyeuristic opportunities, as my room faced the Lek hotel across the street and had clear views into the rooms with open glass doors, as well as the pool down below. And of course some VERY well endowed Brit chick whipped off her top and had her beefy boyfriend oil down her tits almost as soon as I started looking out the window. I kept thinking to myself about how I would have KILLED for such a view when I was 13, and even THEN was tempted to rub one off like David Spade in one of the Tommy-Sheep movies he made with Chris Farley. The same Brit chick had the same routine three days in a row, and I thoroughly enjoyed the show. Lord help me if I ever make it to Rio, man!

I successfully resisted the urge to spank the monkey, and instead headed downstairs to see if I could get in touch with Ilaw, who was headed there to Dynasty straight from the airport. He was indeed already in his room, which turned out to be just a couple doors down from mine, and he said he’d be down shortly to go see some sights and get some lunch.

Our first order of business was to find an ATM, and we screwed that mission up about as royally as possible, as we headed toward Beach Road and made a RIGHT and encountered exactly ONE ATM (that was apparently permanently out of service) while walking a good mile and a half in the blazing hot sun. For future reference, Second Road (the other major road in Pattaya) is a much better place to look for things like internet cafes and ATM’s.

Finally loaded with baht, we walked back to Second Road to take the baht bus down to the Big C mall near Soi 2, where I had stayed on my first trip to Pattaya a year earlier. I was initially going to drag Ilaw to Pizza Hut, but as he had just arrived in Thailand and commented several times that he hadn’t traveled for 30+ hours to eat at Pizza Hut, I softened and said OK, how ‘bout Thai food? And when we couldn’t find any decent looking places in the mall, we headed across Second Road and over to the restaurant next to Sabai Lodge where I had eaten several times the previous summer.

The food was indeed good like I remembered, but annoyingly, they refused to turn on the air conditioning, and by this time we were two pretty damned HOT and thirsty dudes. I was NOT happy about this, but giving a fat man some food has its ways of calming him down!

After that I wanted to head straight for Soi 6 and bang some girls in the short time specialty bars there. But as a certain foot massage place was on the way, Ilaw and I decided to stop in for some air conditioned relaxation there first. Of course this meant that I’d run into my massage grandma tirak from the previous summer, and she was indeed damned happy to see me and eager to make an appointment for another more intimate massage. While possibly the ugliest creature I have ever had my dick in, foot massage granny had ENORMOUS tits, and she’d playfully rub up against me while doing the legit foot massage causing us both to giggle a little bit. After a 1-hour massage, I made arrangements for her to head over to my room the next morning at 9 AM, thinking it would be a repeat of last time – a good 90 minute all over massage plus a BJ/tit bang to get the day started right.

Ilaw claimed to want to head back to the room to shower and take a nap, but I wanted to at least show him where the Soi 6 delights were located before putting him on a baht bus back towards the hotel. Turning onto Soi 6 from Second Road is simply a RUSH! Tons of trashy looking Thai girls spilling out into the streets from dozens of little bars, all trying to get your attention and entice you into some lewd adventures with them. With literally HUNDREDS of girls lining the sides of the street, it’s not easy to continue walking too far without being molested by a rather attractive option, but we did manage to make it across to the left side of the street at some point while leaving a couple dozen girls in our wake.

Seeing one light-skinned, thin, big-titted girl with a nose ring dressed in a tight white outfit in front of a place called Jimmy’s Bar had my mouth popping open and Mr. Happy popping up just looking at her. I was so in LUST that it was difficult for me to even say ‘hi’, but soon enough I was giving Ilaw directions as to how to get back to Beach Road to catch the baht bus back to Soi 13 while I was heading inside the air-con bar with my new honey. To my surprise, Ilaw decided to join me inside ‘OK, ONE drink’, and pretty soon we both had honeys by our side soaking up some A/C and some Thai girl TLC with cold towels to the face, neck and arms.

I had a tent pole that could touch the ceiling and was completely GAGA over my girl’s body, though I had a sneaking suspicion that her tits were fake. And a SMALL doubt about her possibly being a ladyboy, as she was so damned SEXY. But feeling the curves left me confident that it was all girl, and all natural, and I simply asked ‘how much?’ without doing any negotiating like a horny moron as I was feeling URGENT pressure to stick my dick in that girl.

And of course, she took full advantage of my haste, immediately trying to gouge me for money once we were in the room. The one thing I HAD confirmed downstairs was that we’d have the room for an hour, and I had been assured that we’d have the full hour’s worth of fun. But in the room, the vision in white tried to tell me that if I wanted a second pop, I had to pay 1000 baht to HER on top of the room fee/barfine/drink I had already bought. Looking back, that STILL would have been one helluva bargain, and may have led to an improved attitude on her part, but instead, at the time, I was kind of pissed that she was being mercenary and apparently backing down from the deal I thought we had downstairs.

I was SO hot for this girl’s body that I didn’t whip out the camera first thing, instead concentrating on making my better half happy. And I’d end up really regretting this too, as afterwards she was telling me no nude pics, which would likely have been easy to get if I had done it first thing in the room/out of the shower, and not after we’d been haggling about money.

Fooling around on the bed and getting her towel off showed that her body was even more spectacular than I had thought, and her tits were simply works of friggin’ ART! They were PERFECT C cups, with NO sag, NO belly – her body was an apparently natural miracle (though her tits may have been hormone enhanced somehow). And after a cursory 90 second bbbj (that felt damned GOOD!), it was time for some covered penetration, and the extreme tightness of her box was just the added bonus on top of the uber-HOT body that had made me drool. I am dead serious that this was the stuff of GREATNESS.

But, being so snug, she complained about the size of my tool almost immediately, and was wincing and whining from the very beginning. While this can actually turn me on sometimes, THIS time it was pretty annoying, and I was dreading that she’d soon be bitchily telling me to ‘feeneesh’. She didn’t, though, and actually seemed to get into things after a minute or two, when she gritted her teeth and actually wanted me to POUND HER! WHOA!

Photos: Soi 6 Girl in White 09 10

As I couldn’t imagine anything in the world I’d actually like BETTER at that point, I did as I was told, and barely managed to hold off cumming so I could get her spectacular ass up in the air so I could properly ram it home doggy style rather than simple missionary. And she kept urging me on throughout, which was pretty damned erotic. A little TOO erotic, unfortunately, as I was shooting a load within 5 minutes of first penetration – something I had feared when I first considered taking her up when I brought her inside the bar.

Our rather stormy relationship got even rockier when I pulled out and she noticed some blood on the condom. She claimed that I had BROKEN something because I had fucked her so hard. Obviously it was far more likely that she was starting her period, but she SWORE that wasn’t the case, so who knows. She also pouted when I gave her the standard 500 baht Soi 6 short time fee. I tried to explain that she hadn’t kept her bargain of 1 hour in the room, but figured I’d just cut my losses and get the hell out of there. I got two clothed shots before I headed downstairs, and actually, to my surprise, saw Ilaw coming up the stairs with a girl when I headed into the hallway to shower. Looks like I’d have some time to relax and recharge downstairs before moving on to the next bar.

That time ended up being extended for quite awhile, as in a rather bizarre incident, Ilaw and his girl ended up getting LOCKED IN THEIR ROOM and not being able to get out to go shower down the hall! I heard some commotion about some door not working and some British dude headed up the stairs to check it out, then cam down a bit later talking about how he kicked the door in. I had no idea it was Ilaw’s room, but when he didn’t get back downstairs for nearly an hour, I began to suspect that he might have been involved. Meanwhile I watched some Wimbledon semi-finals and talked a bit with the bartender/cashier/mamasan, who was a pretty cool chick that ended up asking for my email address, though nothing ever came of it. I also got to watch my little greedy fuck toy take another customer upstairs and return in about the same time that I had! She was a boom boom MACHINE!

Ilaw finally returned and related the story of his girl being freaked out about being locked in and the papasan kicking the door down. We finished a beer there then headed out, nominally talking about going back to the hotel. But I don’t think I made it more than 20 feet before some little spinner had me by the hand and was pulling me into a bar that was MAYBE two doors down from the place we had just been.

As I’d just been upstairs and this chick didn’t OOZE sex like the first girl had, she had to work a lot harder to get me interested. But both of us noticed rather quickly that when she sat on the sweet spot, Mr. Happy got REALLY big, and after about 5 minutes of doing that off and on, I started to get serious about doing something about the building pressure.

My second Soi 6 girl of the afternoon was quite small, a little older, and had NO tits to speak of. But she DID have a rock hard little ass that had felt GREAT rubbing on top of my joint, and the idea of impaling her with my boner had me pretty damned excited as I paid the 350 baht for the right to use the onsite room upstairs.

Photos: Soi 6 Spinner 11 12 13 14

As with the first girl, I was primed enough that the session didn’t take very long, but I did my best to put the bite-sized girl through her paces. I did manage to hold off during the optimal spinner position of her on top, then really went to town when I got her into doggie. She was so small that I thought I might puncture a hole in her and end up coming out the other side. That poor little chick took a POUNDING! Well, for 10 minutes, anyway! A week or so later in Indonesia, when my dick had simply become NUMB, there were several times where I’d pump away for a good 45 minutes and still not be able to finish, but this soon into the trip, I was firing missiles at will.

I got a couple of pics and said goodbye, and can’t remember if Ilaw also had another girl at that place or if he had just waited for me downstairs. In any event, we met up soon enough and resolved that THIS TIME we’d make it back to the hotel. But I didn’t even make it another 20 feet when I saw a chubby girl showing MASSIVE cleavage at a bar across the street. I figured there was no harm in saying hello, and she almost fell over laughing when I started speaking directly to her tits instead of looking at her while talking. Well schooled in puta sales 101, she had my hands down her shirt in no time, and pretty soon we were getting dragged inside a bar yet again. I apologized to Ilaw and told him I’d try to avoid another trip upstairs, but my new fat friend was dead set on convincing me otherwise before I even finished my sentence.

I know most of you know this already, but I really, really, REALLY like big tits. And I’m not talking bigger than average C cups. I’m talking about GIANT floppy, flabby, fleshy MOUNTAINS. If a chick’s got natural massive boulders in her bra I don’t really care if she’s old, short, ugly, retarded, whatever. As long as I can play with her bubbly balloons I’m one happy piggy.

And the fat chick that had dragged me into the bar aDORED all of the attention. I really think we were made for each other, and I’m not sure if my drink ever even made it to the table before I was apologizing to Ilaw aGAIN about having to go scratch another itch. And O my GAWD was that chick ever HORNY! And having finished twice in the previous two hours, I was in no hurry to pop this time. She gave me an extended bbbj, some serious tit plowing, and sex in just about every position imaginable before I finally got her to close her ample thighs inside my legs and stretched her out until finally finishing and collapsing on top of her making quite the sweaty massive mess.

Photos: Soi 6 Fatty 15 16

I actually gave the fat girl a couple hundred extra (I hadn’t even had time to buy her a drink downstairs, and wanted to reward her for her efforts), and she gave me a look like I was Buddha incarnate. After a little more playing around in the shower, we descended the stairs to not only find Ilaw not pissed about having to wait for me aGAIN, but looking rather happy from the attention he was getting from two girls massaging him in tandem on the sofa. As they all had full drinks in front of them, I hung out there with the fat girl hanging all over me until Ilaw suggested that it might be time to head out for dinner and call it an evening. And while I had originally had big plans for bagging a Walking Steet go-go hottie upon arrival in Pattaya that day, after nearly non-stop sex with three different girls over the span of 4 hours, I wasn’t much in the mood for ANYTHING but a NAP!

This time I did talk Ilaw into Pizza Hut, and we took the baht bus down towards the hotel, ate, and headed back to our rooms. It was after 10 PM at that point, and I figured that even if I slept for 3 hours or so I’d still be able to head out and see some sights, as Pattaya was still supposedly continuing to keep customers entertained until ~ 3 AM. But almost as soon as my head hit the pillow during the middle of a Wimbledon match, I was OUT, and didn’t wake up until close to 4 AM. As precious as sleep can be for me on my trips to Asia, I really didn’t mind, though finding things to DO at 4 AM in Asia ain’t always easy.

There turned out to be a 24 hour internet place around the corner on Second Road, though, and I killed a few hours there before heading back to the room to await the early morning visit of massage granny, who I fully anticipated was going to tear me UP with her hands of steel. I kept wondering that morning if there was any limit to the physical pleasures available in Thailand. In a rather prescient moment, I figured that there probably WEREN’T as long as there was some baht in the pocket. THAT would end up becoming an issue far sooner than anticipated. But two days into my trip, I was one pretty damned happy dude.

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Porker,
I'll second your "gaga" for the Soi 6 Girl in White.
Wow - I think you've got an award winner there.
Then on the other hand with your Soi 6 Fatty you
certainly went to the other end of the spectrum.
Great photos all. Thanks for sharing.

Thai girl in white, with silken hair,
Oh, I wish that you did care
For the time we were in loves embrace
When I gazed upon your comely face.

We had such fun,
Yet when we're done,
Your wings a-flutter,
You choose another.

Pork, you need to put a warning disclaimer on your soi 6 fatty pics, just in case the reader does go thru the text

Excellent report!

Porker
You really found a beauty by Soi 6 standards. At first I wondered why she was on Soi 6 and not in a go-go. I'm sure however that she works most guys for tips and extras as she tried with you. As fine as she is most guys are going to give in to get what they want , little head pretty powerful when a girl like that is doing the teasing. With the high volume she can turn over on Soi 6 -- with her looks she ain't gonna sit outside very long-- she can make a small fortune where she's at. Less competition as well in terms of other lookers.

BTW -- Thanks a lot for " breaking something " Your huge tool has ruined another tight little spinner for the rest of us. She may still be hot but so what with a floppy pussy. I think you should cough up for her " virgin reconstruction " at Bumrungrad Hospital.

My God Porker, the Girl in White is Amazing. One of the sexiest pics here IMO. I'm glad you could confirm she was all natural. Gotta look for this babe next time, hope she's around.

When I first opened the page and saw the paragraphs and the links for the pix I presumed that it was the complete Pattaya chapter, now I realize it's just the first afternoon of the first day!

I bow to de master!

(and those pix of the girl in white are just outSTANDING!)

been up and down soi six ten thousand times. She won't last long, some guy will buy her out. She's fine, no doubt, and I must admist i will be looking at jimmy's bar for her when i head back home. And the fat girls name, is joe frazier, she is always molesting me and my homeboy wayne when we take a "stoll" down the street. A great girl no doubt, and my hat's off to ya...... covering all corners.....fine to flabby.

One fine report Porker

Wow. I'd give anything to hang with you on these trips man. Great job. Great report.

Country John