After 4 fun filled days in Samui I and four friends headed towards Phi Phi & Phuket. I had done my research and warned the guys that we couldn't expect to find a thriving bar scene on PP. We decided to head down anyway for a couple of days snorkelling and sightseeing. After all PP Ley is simply stunning. We took the ferry fron Nathon to Surat Thani and hired a a/c mini bus to take us to krabi in time to catch the 2.30 ferry to PP. The drive was fun and gave us a chance to see a glimpse of the south which looked wonderfully sleepy and the people welcoming.

A couple of hours later we were approaching PP. The limestone cliffs rise hundreds of metres of the azure ocean and the first glimpse of PP simply takes your breath away. We chugged into port & headed for our bungalows. We hadn't pre-booked and this was mid jan which is peak season so we were lucky to get 3 beachside bungalows at charlies resort. Anyone heading for PP, there are 2 great resorts on lo dalam bay, the more picturesue of the 2 bays on PP, charlies is the place to be but PP princess has better bungalows for those who can afford them. We paid 2560 baht per nite which is pricey but they did a mean brekkie. But then the whole of PP is pricey and generally the people not as friendly as other parts of LOS. We were just loving being on this paradise island even if we weren't getting pussy !For me one of the highlights of PP was sitting at a beach bar, toes in the warm sand, waves lapping at the table, watching spurs beat liverpool 2-1 with Postiga scorring the winner. At this stage I was convinced this island had magical properties !! we enjoyed 3 days of blissful beach life exploring the 2 islands by speedboat and snorkelling with a multitude of fish and scruffy backpackers! In the evenings we would head out for a seafood dinner before hitting the few bars that are on PP. There were a lot of female backpackers on the island and 2 of my mates managed to pull at Carlitos bar but there was nothing in the way of go-gos or bar girls. I hung out at bars like monkey bar & reggae bar where you can chill with a bucket of your fav cocktail, light up a spliff and watch the fire shows on the beach. I got talking to few fellow brits who had just come from phuket and they informed me that the scene bar scene is thriving in patong.

The next day, we said said goodbye to paradise island and hired a speedboat to Phuket. The speedbaot was great, we powered away from the island stopping just once at a sandbank renowned for black tipped sharks. We gingerly got into the water but relaxed when we saw loads of other people already safely swimming about. One of our party claims he saw a shark but I have my doubts from the noticeable absence of sh_t on his pants !!! We got to Phuket and hired a minibus into patong. We had no reservations so decided to head into a travel agency to see if we could get a deal.We found a place on soi bangla and went in. After much haggling we managed to get 3 rooms at Aloha Resort and walked there as it was just 2 mins away on hundred year old road just a block from soi bangla.
Aloha Resort is nothing special and hardly a resort. It has the look of a 60's built hospital but the rooms were spacious and neat in a town that you struggle to find cheap accomodation in peak season. we paid 1600 per nite which seemed about right.
That first nite, we took a stroll down soi bangla and were over-whelmed to see the sheer number of bars in patong. Soi bangla has many little alleyways running off it and each one fans out to reveal bar after bar of hot young bar girls! We went into Tiger complex and chose a little bar beside a waterfall feature from where we could gaze upon nearby bars. Soon, all but one of us were talking to girls from this & nearby bars. I found a girl from Chiang Mai who was fair skinned, voluptuous figure and a round arse, quite a change from regular waif like thai girls! Don't get me wrong, I love petite spinners but sometimes you just want wanna reach out and grab a big handfull. This girl was certainly not fat but her contours were soft & full and I was hooked. The 5 of us, "girlfriends" in tow headed off to get a seafood dinner. We found an alley way halfway up soi bangla near the nordic restaurant that specialised in seafood restaurants. We chose a particular restaurant cos it had 2 cute waitresses and settled down to order. We gorged on huge grilled langoustine and luscious oysters with various dipping sauces followed by bbq fish, phuket lobster, morning glory and jasmine rice. This memorable meal came to just 3500 baht ( after a discount negotiated bu 2 of the bg's we'd bar fined ) for 9 people. An absolute steal. For those of you worried about eating from streetstalls and streetside cafes get over it cos you are misssing a treat! Some of the best meals we had in thailand were from simple noodle vendors or in this case dingly alleyway restaurants!
It was then back to the hotel to jump my chiang mai beauty! She didn't smoke which was a dissapointment but I enjoyed fingering her to orgasm before getting her to bend over as I f_cked her doggy slapping that round butt and groping her big tits. Only wanted her short time as I was sharing the room with a pal so gave her 1000 baht and aent her on her way.

Nite 2 was much the same, we trawled the bars and the five of us took turns sharing the 3 rooms. I barfined a hot dark skinned 19 year old from a bar on soi eric. she spoke good thai & told me that she was from near krabi and had come to phuket for the summer to earn money. Very matter of factly, she also told me that for 2000 baht she would do anal. Without much haste, a bar fine was paid, a beer was caned and the two of us were on our way to my room. when we arrived, my mate was in the middle of slamming his bird so we hung around the lobby drinking singhas & snogging, much to the amusement of the cute receptionists until my mate was done.
Finally, we got to the room, showered and made out for a bit in the bed. We got into a 69 and I tounged her to orgasm as she sloppily sucked me. Her technique was awful & I soon tired of it so we started scewing with her on top as I played with her little A cups with pointed dark brown nipples. Her pussy was tight but she was really wet by now so I was getting close to cumming so I pulled her off and told her to lie flat on her belly. Her rubbed some saliva into her anus and loosened it up a bit before slowly edging my cock into her. I was really hard with all the excitement and she seemed turned on too judging by her little groans. It was heavenly slowly grinding her pert little arse. After a couple of mins I speeded up the pace so that I was thrusting my full legnth into her with force and could no loger hold out. I came violently savouring the feeling ! Great f_ck, after another shower I gave her 2500 baht and sent her on her way. Yeah, I know 2500 b is a lot but this was special and it was my last nite in Phuket.
Two nites in phuket is not nearly enough. When I return in june I will be sure to stay for longer

Nice report. I take it you're from across the pond. Spurs beating liverpool 2-1 would put me to sleep even if Postiga did score the winning goal. Certainly for me would not be a highlight of a trip to ANYWHERE in Thailand .

Why nothing about Koh Samui ?? Was it that bad ? Phuket not my favorite destination in Thailand. Did you get to Pattaya or do any " sightseeing " in BKK ?
You have to wait until June to return--- now that really sucks.

Khun mor,

How could Spurs beating Liverpool put anyone to sleep, but then I am Spurs supporter too and from over the pond!

Spursman

It would be interesting to know if you had any action in Samui, I was there last year and saw a fair few ladies worth doing, but could not partake as I was with GF.

Khun Mor & Wickedwilly,

Samui is awesome. Let me give you a brief lowdown...

Lamai is the quieter of the 2 main resorts. It has a great white sandy beach with a few watersports operators but is basically a one road town. A good place to stay is Weekender resort. They have a multitude of rooms, bungalows & beachfront property at decent rates. On my last trip I rolled up to reception and haggled them down to 1300 b / nite for a sea view room.
On my first nite in Lamai I hooked up with a German dude i'd met on the flight over from U T'pau near Pattaya and we hit the beer bars. A strange combination you might think - A german & a brit trawling the bars for p4p!!! but we had a wicked laugh. We stopped off at a collection of beer bars nr the burger king, soi 0 I think it was and found a bar which had maybe 4/5 girls in the 7-8 range. I met a real cutie from Ubon Ratchathani called Sah who spoke litte english but was simply stunning. This girl was 5'6, fair skinned, 36c-26-36 and not an ounce of fat on her. She was wearing a boob tube kind thing with no bra cos she didn't need one...
her curvaceous titties defied gravity pointing skywards!! Ignoring the fact that her english was non-existant and my thai aint all that, I barfined her after a couple of drinks. The total bill at the bar for 6 beers, 2 ladydrinks + 1 barfine was just 810 b ! A bargain compared to Bkk or Phk standards.
My german pal wanted to continue drinking and visit barhaus ( the best club in lamai ) so I bade him farewell & took my prize back to the room. She had never been to the weekender before & loved the room, checking out every little cupboard & feature. We went out onto the terrace and had a couple of drinks listening to the waves crashing onto the beach. Soon my hands were all over her fondling those amazing breasts. I peeled off her top and got her puppies out. Boy were they beautiful ! A great handful with rose bud nipples. Her tounge was down my throat soon after and her hand rubbing my cock. We saw the light come onof the room next door so decided to continue inside. She showered first and when i came out she was under the covers waiting. I jumped into bed and headed straight for those titties !!! After a bit of fondling she headed south and slipped my tool into her mouth. This girl was only 20, I'd checked her id card, but she gave one of the best bbbj's I'd ever had the pleasure recieving ! Her technique was awsome as she milked my cock with her mouth. I had to stop myself from coming so decided to go down on her. She thoroughly enjoyed this after protesting half heartedly at first. she tasted hot & fresh, thai girls, in my experience are sooo clean ( not like some filipinois I've come across ! but thats another story).
After sucking her clit which swelled upto at least a couple of inches long, for abou 5 mins, I could wait no longer & had to fuck her. I lay back & she slowly slid down onto my cock, taking it in slowly & seductively inch at a time. She didn't sit on me but almost crouched down over my cock so no part of her body was touching me apart from my cock in her tight pussy. The meant that she could use all the power in her legs, almost like doing squats on my cock ! The sensation was awsome and I was soon coming. After a quick ciggie & thanks to the lil' blue pill I took earlier I was ready for round two.
Round two consisted of shagging in multiple positions including doggie, missionary and her sitting on my cock back to me while I finger fucked her asshole ( she wouldn't allow my dick up there though :-( ).
A great nite was followed by a pre breakfast bbbj and quick shag cos she was famished & wanted a farang style breakfast buffet ! At no time did we discuss money & I gave her 1500b before we parted which she was delighted with. She wanted to see me again that nite but I told her that i wanted to move over to Chaweng so maybe I'd come and see her.
I eventually did make it to Chaweng after one more night in Lamai. I stayed the extra nite in lamai to watch the ladies muay thai which is sooo fucking funny !! Every wed nite, a whole bunch of thai bar girls can be found slugging it out at Lamai stadium. It is hilarious & the next day you see bar girls walking around nursing black eyes & bruises !

Lamai was a blast, but you'll have to wait for it....

Spursman, thanks for the great information. I am heading to Phuket in November. Can anyone provide the names of a couple of "friendly" hotels. I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks guys.