Part I

I was going to stay in Sao Paulo 4 nights, but after 3 I took an early flight to Rio. I´m realizing more and more I don´t like clubs and really don´t like strip joints. Sao Paulo has lots of both, usually with big goons standing out front. Then I heard one of the clubs the previous week was held up by 11 masked gunmen. They made everyone get on the floor, ripped them off, and when one resisted they put 5 bullets into him. LA Guy from CH was giving me the blow by blow.

Having said that, I had some extraordinary sessions at casas. They´re usually 90R ($30 US), which includes an hour of full service and often ¨completa¨ if that´s your thing. One girl with long legs and an incredible ass insisted on it. What could I do?

Another time I took one girl for an hour and a second for the second half-hour; one-and-a-half hours total at 90 and 60R (150R total, about $50 US). The second girl came in as the action was heating up, and damn, was she hot to trot. And these were nice girls with good corpos and great attitudes.

I tried about 6 of the casas and they´re spread out. The city is big but metro gets you there easily. The walking, howerver, is straight uphill or downhill, worse than Frisco. It´s great for cardio and gets the blood flowing, very important in this hobby.

Another visit yielded a 10 body, 8.5 face. She was an unbelievable pkuck. So good in fact, I secretly tried to convince her to the come to my crib the next day. Well, it wasn´t necessary to speak in hushed tones. The casa allows outcalls at no additional, save for cab fare. She came to my hotel the next morning, for 1.5 hours for 170R (less than $60 US. This girl was sweet, smokin´and loved to pkuck.

If you want a run-down on where to find these casas, read LA Guy´s report. It was invaluable because many aren´t advertised and have no sign. They look totally residential.

Final thoughts on SP: I loved the casas and for those who like clubs, there´re plenty of them. There´s usually an entrance fee of around 60R, plus drinks for the girls, etc. But they´re all take-out material, negotiated. The clubs ask far less than SJ for release. But for those who like the beach and plush termas, Rio is the place.

So I left early for Rio where since yesterday it has been great. The weather is cool and was rainy. So much for the beach, but Help last night was overflowing with some fine ladies looking so good dancing. I actually didn´t take out because I was burned from frolicking during the day from the time the wheels touched down.

I´ll go into more detail later, but I must say this. It is not necessary to spend 200 + R at a terma, given the abundance of talent in Copa. These girls live in the area, and must shop, pay bills, shop, get their nails done, shop, do e-mails at the Cyber Cafe, shop....dig? Case in point I strolled down the beach as the sun tried peeking between the clouds, just for a half-hour of Zen. As I walked back, a beautiful 22-y.o. (I found out later) garota, healthy looking, pretty and dressed attractively, walks by me in the other direction. I turn around immediately. Turns out she´s returning a blouse. I join her and we put the walk to use getting to know each other. When I´m not sure if she ¨works,¨ I usually say something like, ¨Didn´t I see you at Help last night?¨

Long story short; Playboy material, with no attitude whatsoever. Just a real joy with a perfect ass, tan lines, perfect skin, nice smile, sweetheart; making sure she gets her orgasm and 200R ($66 US), down from 300R if she expected to see me tonight. The topper; she loves to kiss and loves sexo.

Oh, Lord. I may have to delay telling my nomarada I´m in town by a day. This place ROCKS!!!!

Part II

So I get off the plane in Rio at the domestic airport (from Sao Paulo) and in 30 minutes I'm at the apt a block from Help and Copa Beach. It's the cooler and wetter part of the year so I've had a few days of non-beach weather. In some ways that's good because I'd be there and probably run into my nomarada's amigas.

I spent most of that first day getting supplies, running into smiling garotas, some pretty, drinking coffee at Meha Patcha and screwing. I had from an agency, one from Meah Patacha and one from out front of Help. The memorable one was the latter. She was wearing tight white pants and great shoes and had a shy but coy look about her. She and an amiga were standing at a phone booth and I immediately radared in. Turns out she spoke a little English and with my broken Portuguise, we clicked. Anyway, she phucked like she hadn't had it in a month. Damn, these Brazilian chicks know how to move their ass, whether in bed, on the dance floor, in your face....you name it. Gostoso...Every girl so far (except the agency gal) phuck like I'm the last guy on the earth...like a Rod Serling episode.

Which brings me to yesterday and the girl I met on Copa Avenido, returning a blouse (see other report). Name is Daniele, bright, sparkly eyes, flashy smile, laughs from the gut, from an upper middle-class family, 22, and spent 4 hours with me last night (200R ie., $66 US). She has perfect skin, not too dark, beautiful breasts, no K*ds and an ass with tan lines, that when you hold and admire, you just wonder how you could have pissed away so many years trying to figure out American women. The only time, with rare exception, that I had that quality of ass in near-view, was looking at Playboy which was always frustrating. Here, even in off season, these women are not only bountiful and great for your eyes, but on the other side of work-of-art ass, is a real-live woman, completely involved, not just in getting you off; far from it. Daniele loves sex and it shows. She loves talking about it, but also about the complexities of man-woman relations,. expectations, etc. In other words, her mother's ion town from Sao Paulo, she's loves her sister and brothers, her father died when she was young....she's a real person. When I told her Gringos like Br girls because they're comfortable with their sexuality and femininity, she coyly said she likes sex 3 times a day - morning, afternoon and evening. We laughed. What can you say to that? She also said she would have stayed last night, were it not for her mother leaving today. She wants to stay over tonight. When I mentioned some photos, she first looked at me with a question in those dark eyes, but I quickly said, "For me only." Her look then changed to fun and lust. Only in Brazil.

I won't bore you with drama, but will leave it off for now with this. A stunning girl who I've seen on my last two trips, have written and even sent dinero, expects to see me today or tomorrow. (I call her my namorada.)

<<Diversion: Oh my god, this garota just walked in to this cyber cafe....and gave me a look with those big brown eyes. Jesus.)

Gotta go. See what I mean? I'll report (briefly) on the drama later.

Part III

As it turned out, the girl in the cyber cafe had an attitude. Very rare for me on this trip however.

Did a double with Scortshow (or something like that - offshoot of Karla´s Models) and 2 nice girls for 2 hours. I staggered their entrance by an hour. Completa. $200R pls taxi (about $80 US total). I usually am skeptical about calling an agency, but at $33 US for 2 hours, it´s hard to turn down when you don´t feel like going out.

Spent most of the evening with the same girl as the night before. Just amazingly pretty girl with a head on her shoulders. Right before meeting her, however, I walked outside Help at around 10 pm. I had a hour to kill when this spinner who looked 18 (said she was 21) walked right in front of me with her amiga. I hadn´t fired with the dupla, so I thought, what the hell. Back to the apt. This girl loved to dance for me, show off her girlish figure and went nuts in bed. 150R ($50 US) She was with her amiga or she would have stayed over. Said she would tonight.

I can´t impress enough how into you and sexo these girls are. The competition among garotas is fierce so when they bag you, there´s a release component tied in with the nature force. They´re slammers. You can start off slowly with sensitivity, but invariably these girls are hot and love to slam, be vocal and don´t give a shit who hears or witnesses their lust. It´s like breathing.

I am taken with girl I spent most of the evening with. Authentic as hell. Talks aout her needs (sexually and otherwise) and has a life plan (Universidade, etc.). It was our 3rd session and she stayed about 4 hours, 200R ($66 US). The body on this girl, her shiney black hair and white smile is something to behold. Talk about getting what she wants, damn, as she neared her ¨gausa¨she wanted me witness it. She was riding me with her hand on herself and said she was at the gates of the promise land (in Portuguise), and in an almost desperate plea, murmered, ¨Look here...look!¨ She wanted me to see her losing it and to forget about myself for the moment. Now how cool is that?

I asked her later if she ever was in ever in love and at 22, she said she has plenty of time for that, but that she loves men and she loves D*ck. Where do you find a Playboy-quality, bright, healthy 22-y.o. woman in the States who treats you and talks to you like that, and is so free-spirtited (for $66 US)? Nowhere. Zip!!

Still haven´t called my namorado. I keep delaying it, and now with this spinner who wants to spend the night...

Guess I´ll hit the beach. Maybe some of those bikini-clad women out there will take my mind off my problems...

Part IV

So yesterday I finally made arrangments to see my nomarada today. I had just hooked up with a garota from the beach, had some dinner and finalized our meeting for noon today.

Late afternoon yesterday I tried Escortnews incall and dupled. It was okay but not as good as Karlasmodels or Scortshow. Last night I promised I´d go to bed early , but was hungry (for food) and decided to watch the 11 pm show outside Help while eating and before retiring. Big mistake. First I ate too much. Then I lost my cell phone, which if I don´t find, will cost me a Ben Franklin. Then I spotted a girl after the midnight hour.

The midnight hour is very important at Help. Girls sit at tables outside the disco from about 10:30 until 11:55, at which time there is a scramble to buy a ticket at 18R before it goes to 28R at midnight. They actually sound a ¨gong¨ at 12 and even if you´re in line, you pay 28R.

Anyway, it has to be one of the cooler ways to eat. The food is over-priced but the girls parading about, looking, but not overly so, is fun. They won´t sit with you unless you gesture for them to come. They are dressed to the ¨9´s¨, I swear to god. Some of the ropas on these garotas are extraordinary.

A couple nights ago I, too, went into Help before 12, but last night I just wanted to eat and go home. Plus I knew I´d see my namoroda today. If you do hang out after 12, there´s still a sizable contingent of girls who remain outside. They don´t want to spend the rias on the chance they´ll score. You would think only the 4´s and 5´s would remain, but there are some hot girls who for whatever reason, don´t get picked up, don´t get offered an invitation into Help and choose not to spend their own dinero.

One such 24-y.o. was just such an individual. Sometimes girls don´t ¨hold¨ themselves quite right, which is one reason they may not have been selected. They´re perhaps a little more serious, shy, conservative or a combination. They´re less apt to be exhibitionists, which sometimes can be construed as not being a ¨good phuck.¨ The trick is to weed the truly ill-performers from the genuinely shy. If you do, you can get them out of their clothes for 100R ($33 US), and reveal a stunning woman. They´ll go for less after midnight, especially knowing they have no plans of going into Help.

That´s just about what happened. This girl didn´t have the gig down pat, which I like sometimes. It´s refreshing. But back at the apt, she was hot with a very ˙oung¨ 24-y.o. body. And she was a sweetheart to boot.

Spent most of the afternoon with con namoroda and it was super. Tonight I found a garota at Meha Patcha (not my favorite place to look) and was amazed. I took her to Hotel Lido (33 US) for a couple of hours. She was the finest yet and will devote a paragraph to her next time. She´s 22, no K*ds and easily the best-looking and smoken´ist body so far...

Part V

So as I was saying, I usually am suspitious of the girls that hang out at Meha Patcha - some refer to them as ¨bottom feeders¨ but every so often you´ll find a girl who, for whatever reason, doesn´t work nights. So she may hang there for part of the day, while she keeps her phone on for repeat clients as well.

That´s what happened. This girl (Paula) was sitting at one of the restaurant´s outdoor tables with 2 others, and I took the fourth chair. I actually had made arrangements to meet a girl from the previous night at Hotel Lido - a by-the-hour nice hotel - but Paula had such a smokin´bod and was quite friendly, that I decided to ask her to join us; kind of an insurance policy.

Sure enough the other girl didn´show. No matter. I was amazed at this girl´s naked body. Not a flaw. I looked hard, too. Spinner, smooth, medium-dark skin that glowed, perfectly groomed, perfect tan lines and smelled fabulous. With the mirrored room, I had to pinch myself. This is the kind of girl where you ¨finish your plate.¨ Everything is edible. And talk about moving that firm ass, dancing the horizontal samba....

Took a nap and knowing my Namorodo would again be coming today, I had my last chance viewing the 11 o´clock evening show outside Help. Now, it´s been about a week between Sao Paolo and here and it´s starting to take it´s toll. I would only look tonight and have a couple drinks. I was almost successful but as usual, this 19-y.o. interfered with my plans. It was at the very last moment, after the majority of girls had gone into the disco. She appeared. Cute, spinner, innocent smile, outfit. I thought she´d for sure ask 300R ($100 US). A couple others had while I was casually sitting at my table and they didn´t hold a candle.

Long and the short....she asked 150R and I countered 100R ($33 US). She agreed. At the crib, a light-skined, firm 19-y.o. But I was too spent and told her we´d meet today at 12-noon. Plus I met a very hot, slightly older gal in front of the cyber cafe. She gave me her number, and the girl from Lido Hotel wants to hook up again. Decisions, decisions....

I´ll finish on the next report and have some final thoughts. This was easily my best trip anywhere, ever. If you have a week and pace yourself (and don´t feel you have to fire off everytime), you can go at it around the clock, literally, with some of the most beautiful women and best attitudes - with some who genuinely forget they´re working - for very low prices. Certainly there will times you guess wrong and there are some unattractive and/or fat girls here, too. But if 19-23 y.o. Playboy-quality girls with excellent, friendly attitudes appeals to you, you don´t have to look long or hard.

More on the last report...

Part VI

The last day or two usually bum me out and this was no exception. It's a combination of being spent, not much sleep, the withdrawal factor, heartstring action....a bit of it all. Also, an 8-hour flight and knowing it's not an easy "return" are at play. I had seen my namorada the penultimate day and she's special. I was again supposed to see her on my last day but with her new salon gig, an hour out of town and Friday-Saturday being their busiest, she never made it. Now I was really bummed.

I called and went to the coolest girl I'd been with two times (great sessions) and at her place, wound up misfiring. I was in a funk and we wound up talking. She's so upbeat, smart and beautiful, it was a little depressing. Then she had another appointment and that was even more depressing. I later saw her Meah Patcha with two dudes and an amiga. She smiled, came over and gave me a kiss and said bon voyage, and she wouldn't forget me. That's supposed to make me feel good?

So it's Friday night and I'm leaving the next night. It's funny how sometimes things just take a turn in the right direction when everything seems dark. I'm walking toward Help, and as has happened so many times, I spot a girl walking toward me, away from Help. She passes, I turn and ask why she's leaving so early. Since her English is non-existent, we talk Portuguese. Thank god for Pimsleur.

Wind up is some guy was obnoxious, burned her arm a little with a cigar, and she was tired anyway. Since I didn't know for sure my namorada wouldn't show, we get in a taxi for Lido Hotel. This girl is slim, the sexiest attitude and suddenly I have no problems, no blues, no deep thoughts. At the hotel, it is 2 hours of the hottest of the entire trip. She wants it so badly, so consistently, so into kissing and has me completely disheveled. She is one cute 21-y.o. bundle of passion and we of course make plans for the next and my last afternoon.

I'm asking myself why I misfired with this other beautiful girl, and here only hours later, I'm 48 going on 23. It's an intangible.

Saturday afternoon we meet, go to the Vanity Hotel (again, not knowing if my namorada would pull a surprise visit), and swinging from the chandeliers again. This never happens on my last day anywhere. She stays 2.5 hours, I'm getting up to dress, and she pulls me in the sauna-shower, where we kiss and talk another hour. Then it's back to bed and this girl would not quit. I've been with women who've had strong sex drives, but never more so. Lubrication out of the tube was a mere formality.

At 5:30 I had to go and she let me reluctantly. It was a taxi to the airport at 6 and an overnight flight.

What do I make of it all? There are some girls in Rio (and Sao Paulo) that you need to be careful of. They'll pull your chain, cut corners, etc. Duo's are especially hazardous if they know each other because it's a team. I prefer duo's with girls who don't know each other, or only somewhat. But the majority of girls I was with were amazing. I stay away from high profile Help girls with attitudes, and discovered more gems on this trip than ever. Hot, fun, sexual, smart....and love men. A couple were drop-dead gorgeous who I wished had just minor adjustments. Not all girls have the hunger factor you like to see. But there were more than a couple who took what they wanted and gave money an afterthought. For you bunda lovers, it's offered up like candy if you have a sweet tooth.

There are clearly way more quality women than men in those cities. It's the only conclusion I can draw. At least 5 girls had never given birth, were flacca (although there's a sizable contingent of gorda's), and the prettiest, sweetest, sexist senioritas you can imagine. I kept finding myself asking, "No namorado? Porque?" Yet several made perfectly clear they were available, as in, with me. I only wish I got that kind of response in Miami. Of course, the reality of hooking up with one of these Brazilian girls (if one extrapolates outward) means an awful lot of sneaking around because their sense of ownership is intense. I'd be a basket case if I lived there because of the "around the corner" factor. No matter how attractive in totality your garota may be, just walk around the corner and you're in deep shit. Beauty abounds, as does an "I love sex" attitude.

Speaking of "I love sex," Brazilian girls rule, I'm sorry. I want to be open-minded, but I admit, I'm spoiled. Even the girls who don't program look at you with carnal intentions. How do I know? Because it happens everywhere. And as with liking sex, they really like the game, the flirting and capture. Some are very forward and honest. One girl who just busted a nut with goose bumps up and down her legs and ass said frankly, "I hope you mind, but I prefer sleeping in my own bed?" I told her so do I and handed her $33 US on her way out.

If you're prone to falling in love as I am, you'll do a lot of it. No harm done so long as you do nothing rash, like quit your job, divorce your family and use your Lipitor money to send to them. Well, maybe the first two are okay.

Since I had 3 weeks off in August and Cancun before Rio was a bust (because my namorado there was very sick), I scheduled a short 4-dayer in Cartagena this coming weekend. It will be my first visit. I'll report.

Good report, Randalst! It sounds like you really didn't get together with your namorada from your first trip (and didn't need to)? What's the story?

Nice report, Randalst! Sounds like a hell of a trip. BTW, I hope it was your namorada and not your namorado who was sick in Cancun

Randalst: Good report, but how about mentioning which casas you visited and which ones you liked or did not like? You could either do this here, or go to the tree view, and follow the links to Sao Paulo, and then casas or prives where the ones I reviewed are all listed separately. I'd like the feedback and it would be helpful to others who might consider the casa route.
In this regard, I will soon be posting a new report that will cover a substantially greater number of casas than previously reported in LAguy's Sao Paulo Ins and Outs. Those of you who want more information on the casa option will find the new report helpful. It also will be dedicated to the memory of Turk5555, and will have a moving (I am sure) dedication to him at the outset. So, stay tuned!

I miss Turk.

Laguy, GCL,

One of you needs to add an entry for the verb "to Turk" in the Hombre dictionary. That would be at least one fitting way to memorialize our fallen comrade.

Bwana

PS. Laguy, looking forward to your expanded report...great work!!!

I walked out of Clinica Antares, but it was early am (11:00) and nobody seemed awake and there were only 2 girls.

I did a dupla at Clinica Zen. Again, only a couple girls, but they were fun. Better attitude, no eye on the clock and cim finish. Downside; mat on the floor instead of a bed.

American Center was cool. That was where the girl insisted on third door action. Quite friendly, although again, mat on the floor.

I also walked out of Savana's Club. Nice looking girls, but the lead girl told me up front no bbbj. I said, maybe the girls would like to speak for themselves. She went back, proportedly to ask. Of course she came back with, "No." What girl is going to admit that in front of 6 or 7 amigas, and cross Mother Hen to boot.

Av. Alameda Franca, 175 was fun, with real beds in a 2-story house. The girl I chose looked shy, but behind closed doors she had a thing for putting her finger inside me. I know that's a favorite for some, and if so, you'll be in heaven. Unfortunately, I forgot her name. Tall, dark hair, slender, maybe 28.

By a long shot, my favorite casa was Rua Jau, 480. I could walk to it from my hotel (St Germain) in about 12 minutes. I went twice and took out once. The first visit was the first night. I wound with one girl for 1.5 hours and another for .5 (dupla). Very nice operation, comfortable, can have a drink, nice beds, mirrors, etc. Those two were great. The second time I was with a stunning girl. If she had perfect teeth (and they weren't awful), she would be a 10. A body right out of Playboy, except better. Tan lines, etc. I had to have her at the hotel, so she came via the casa the next morning. No additional dinero.

Hope that helps.

Bwana dik: My effort to get "Ricked" added was unjustly rejected by the dictionary tyrant Murasaki (don't you hate it when power gets to someone's head?) So, I will have to leave it to someone else to get "Turked" added; maybe if someone knows the real story of what intruded on Murasaki's backside at the Eden Club, they can use this as leverage to get him to change his Saddam Hussein like dictatorial dictionary policy. But in any event, I am putting the finishing touchs on the Turk tribute, and hope to get it posted (along with the Casa-mania report) shortly.

Thanks, Laguy. The term "Turked" has clearly become a part of the monger's standard lexicon. This is a criterion (entering the standard usage lexicon) that the OED uses when deciding to add new words, so I don't see why Murasaki can't use the same criterion.

Randalst,
Thanks for the follow-up information...most useful!

I am a little confused by the verb "To Turk". Deeg said it involved a broom handle, and hip waders?

Gcl; Talking about Deeg, it sounds like the Garota at Av. Alameda Franca, 175 likes to massage prostates.