PREFACE: Up to now, I have ignored the siren call of Thailand and focused my hobbying energies in Latin and Central America. The language difficulties and the thought of a 20+ hour flight just did not appeal to me. But recently, I bit the bullet and spent 4 days in Bangkok and 4 days in Pattaya. What follows is just one Newbie’s adventures in the Land of Smiles (“LOS”). As most TripReports tend to read the same and sound the same, I’ll try to gear this report to the many fine CR brothers who I know are contemplating a visit to LOS and other places (HC1, Gitano, Trooper, and others).

I should warn readers that despite the incredible experience I had in LOS, I still have an inherent bias towards CR since my present NOVIA is a beautiful, excitable TICA. Nothing can compare with making out with your NOVIA in the middle of Lake Arenal amidst the shadows of a stunning active Volcano. The other thing that was sorely missing in Thailand for me was the obvious lack of GFE experience which was hard to come by due to the language barrier. Maybe this will change with more visits, but being able to converse and joke with your NOVIA is part of the Mongering experience that I missed out on.

Anyway, with the disclaimers out of the way, let me just say one thing – EVERYONE should visit Thailand once. This is the veritable PILGRIMAGE that every Monger must take at least once before they die. I can honestly say that no place that I have visited (see by background below) even comes close to LOS in terms of the sheer quantity and the quality of the girls. Of all the places I have visited, I can easily say that Thailand had, on average, the most beautiful women (although I have not been to RIO or BA yet). In terms of raw numbers of working gals, it is just staggering. One website stated that Pattaya has 5000 working girls on average which quickly swells up to 15000 when the U.S. military comes to town. In Pattaya alone I hear there are no less than 250 go-go bars. The big go-go bars there had at least 70-80 girls dancing, perhaps more in the back, some go-gos in BKK claim to have in excess of 200 girls. The enormity of the Mongering scene, along with the varied choices in shooting you wad is just breathtaking. Think of it this way, The Del Rey Hotel in CR or the Chicago Club in TJ have about as many girls as just one big go-go bar in Pattaya or BK. (I’ll explain the different terms later). And as I said, the number of above average gals that I encountered was pleasantly surprising (more details later).

The following trip report is somewhat long – I feel indebted to share something after receiving so much help from everyone. I’ve taken the liberty of grouping my discussion by subject matter rather than by chronology. This is just a personal preference and you can skip over the stuff that does not interest you. I took photos of the Thai girls to give my CR friends a flavor for the beauty of the Thai woman (which is what makes the trip all worthwhile). Obviously, the massage parlors and the go-go bars would not permit photos and a lot of the gals were camera shy. In fact, most of the stunners would not pose for photos. But for whatever its worth, I’ll try posting the photos with this report or you can find it in the gallery.

BACKGROUND: I always found it interesting to note the backgrounds of various posters to see if it had any relevance to me for comparison purposes and because it was just plain informative. Mongering was always something I pursued in a subdued manner, mainly because of an affliction I had called a “bad marriage” which ended up in a liberating and therapeutic divorce a few years ago. I took up this hobby with abandon after the years of hell.

Since I grew up in So. California, I made frequent trips to TJ during my younger days. This was the epoch of the infamous “VANESSA” and her equally stunning sister “Leticia” when they only charged 40 dollars and did not knock on the doors to rush you. TJ mongers will remember the foregoing gals as the famous “Holy Fucking Shit” Cindy Crawford look-alike supermodels (incredible bodies and faces) who graced the Chicago Club with their presence and their bodies when it was a rundown, hole in the wall with 20 women and a Kmart boombox played the music. Anyway, I moved out to the East Coast (Mongering hell) for a while due to my “affliction”, then went to Korea and Japan to serve some time in the military. I’ve had a chance to sample the women in Korea and Japan, but my energies have been focused on CR, and in other areas Mexico (La Paz, Ensenada, Cabo San Lucas, Cancun), and Guatamala City. I consider myself fluent in Spanish and a relatively seasoned traveler. Given this “worldview” you can see where I am coming from when I pepper my report with comparisons. I have since returned to the L.A. area.

PREPARATION FOR THE PILGRIMAGE: As noted, I spent a total of 8 days in BKK and Pattaya. To prepare, I did what all other before me have done – questioned the Posters here about all sorts of miscellaneous stuff and looked up almost every related website. The posters here were very informative and helpful, even though many of the questions were previously answered. IMHO, Hombre has a good thing going here and the posters here are very intelligent, well-written, accurate and informative without laying all that slanderous-syrupy – sex fantasy stuff. In fact, I committed Mursaki’s report as well as Xen’s and D’Art’s voluminous treatise of LOS into memory and often cited it as authority when in doubt or arguing with other Mongers that I met on the trip. Murasaki has good info and good directions to the places. I can go on and on and thank everyone here but this will turn into some @#%#? Academy award acceptance speech. Suffice it to say that I give credit to all the Asia Posters here for their trip reports and their discussion contributions.
For a very good, overall discussion of the Hobbying activities in Thailand and other interesting topics, see “www.sexwork.com/Thailand/contents.html” The foregoing site does everything from defining what a “go-go” is to debating philosophical, cultural and Buddhist roots of Thai prostitution. “Stickman.com” site is also a good. Nanapong.com has relevant and helpful info. And Bangkoktonight.com is also full of good info and ratings of various bars. I also found that “Asiatravel.com” was very good, efficient, and a secure way to make all my hotel arrangements including OMNI and Grand Presidente. Thaifly.com is also great for airfare and booking information.

New Development: There is a new “help” or assistance hotline for tourists at 02 694 1155. This place is staffed by English speakers and they answered all sorts of mundane questions. I called them often during the wee hours and they were helpful, and if they didn’t know, they found out or called you back. The Thai tourism office # is 02694 1222, which is also helpful.

Obviously, the most intimidating part of the trip for me was the simple fact that I did not speak a word of Thai. I didn’t even know how to say “Hi’ or count to 10 in Thai. I’m the imbecile that thought “Soi” was a condiment. But despite the utter lack of language skills, I still had the time of my life, and no real troubles. There were some inconveniences though, like the bellboy not understanding that I needed a wakeup call to catch my flight, etc. But for the most part, everyone was helpful and there was always someone around who spoke passable English. All the gals spoke enough English to negotiate rates and what was desired, but forget about discussions going beyond this. It was frustrating not being able to freely converse with the gals and to joke with them, which is something that happens a lot in CR.

THE GIRLS:

My initial reluctance to go to BKK was frankly, I saw no photos on the websites or Hombre site which really revealed the true beauty of the Thai Gals. Let me just say, that THAI women just do not photograph well because by and large, Thai women are very attractive, very young looking, and very feminine (slender, curvy, etc). Moreover, the sheer number of gals here ensured that there was something for everyone. I prefer the tall, curvaceous, flat stomach and well endowed women (which would seem oxymoronic in Thailand, but read up), and I found plenty to go around. The women here are generally darker, about 5’2” on average, slender, with nice asses (Japanese woman are skinny, lighter-skinned, flat breasted and have flat assess). A lot of women do not have the typical “Asian” look, and some might even pass as Latinas. One girl at the RainBow bar was a dead ringer for an light skinned African American (face and bodywise). Most gals here, while not having huge breasts, do have average sized, well formed tits – I know this because most, if not all, of the gals at the go-go bars danced up on a stage without bras and generally speaking, many were not “flat with pimples” as I feared. They actually had shapely tits and I saw little or no sagging tits. I take my tits very seriously and one of the biggest turn-offs for me is an oblongated, droopy, and saggy tit. Also, you will not see cellulite or stretch marks anywhere, nor C-Section marks, nor will you see any tit-jobs or liposuction deals anywhere. It is simply amazing that these good female genes fun rampant here.

Another thing about the THAI women is that they uniformly look much younger than their ages. I repeatedly found myself asking their ages and even checking their I.D. cards. After bedding the gals, what most struck me most was how incredibly soft, hairless and firm these girls are in general. I am telling you that these girls are firm everywhere! The gals are general very slender also, no trace of flab on the asses or thighs, or anywhere. They have smooth, sexy curves from head to toe. If your in to stomachs, these girls have the most unbelievably flat stomachs as a rule. And the tits, I am not kidding when I say that there some fine, shapely tits without a hint of sag.

Another thing is that by and large, the gals here are all unmarried in their late teens and early 20s and supporting their mothers and fathers, and siblings (as opposed to children). There is an interesting discussion on Sexworker.com about why this is the case. By contrast, in Mexico and CR, the gals are there to support their Bambinos.

One thing that surprised me was that I noticed ran into many shy, newcomers to the go-gos. Probably because of the sheer number of gals, you get a lot of turnover and many non-veterans working the go-go and freelance bars.

As I noted, many gals made it clear that they hoped to hook up with a Farang. This bit about Farang envy confirms the statements of many posters – the GFE experience. I saw a lot of Farangs with Thai women, but I just couldn’t get this going with any of the gals (perhaps due to my inability to speak THAI). I did have a couple of long time gals and we had a blast, but the communication was strained and difficult.

TO BE CONTINUED

SEXUAL SERVICES

Most sessions with girls from the Go-Go bars and Freelancers lasted about 1 to 1.5 hours (ST). The sessions included the standard multiple position, CBJ, and some kissing. A small, minority of girls did not do BJ at all, while the majority of the girls gave CBJ, and some BBBJ. The Long Time session included one additional fuck session and some cuddling in between. (Costs are described below). The Go-Go Bars and Freelancers are a hit or miss type of deal. Some of the gals were new to the thing and other girls were seasoned pros.

Massage Parlor girls were generally very good. The sessions often lasted the full 2 hours with CBJ, multiple position sex, cuddling and some kissing. The girls were not shy, and many girls at the massages were experienced.

There are other specialty services such as the Blow Job bars (which I skipped because the gals were butt ugly) or the famous EDENs (details below).


DISCOS/FREELANCERS

ANGELS DISCO (BKK): BKK has a disco at the NANA Hotel (ground floor) called ANGELS. This is a typical disco set up, packed with girls trying to pickup a date. All these girls in the disco and outside the disco are freelancers and are there to work. Some great talent at ANGELS Disco when I was there. Most of the Girls were asking for 1000 bhat.

On one night I “Met” a 27 yo, looked 18! Great Thai good looks, slender, nice tits, and nice shapely hips, and an awesome personality. This chick gave me the longest and most sensational BBBJ. She literally went down on me for 30 minutes BBBJ, every so often coming up for air and spitting on a towel. Her tongue action was unreal. HOLY SHIT. Afterwards, this chick would not leave and when she appeared to be ready to hunker down and sleep, I diplomatically suggested we go out to eat and that she should bring her stuff just in case. We ate some wicked Thai soup with the nastiest, most pungent spices that burned my tongue. I realized that perhaps the spicy pungent stuff that this girl ate everyday had something to do to enhance the BBBJ?

TONY’S DISCO (PATTAYA). Tony’s was a huge, well decorated disco with lots fancy lighting. The place was packed each night around 11 pm. and the live band at Tony’s was absolutely incredible. There were literally hundreds of freelancers dancing the night away and coming over to you just with a simple eye contact. A lot of part-time freelancers are here. This place brought back fond memories of going to bars during college to chase women, but hooking up this time was a sure thing.

MASSAGES:

Most massage places have girls that sit behind a glassed off room with stadium style, carpeted seats. You can choose them by choosing their numbers. The girls at the massage places give you a thorough bath, and in most places, this leads to a very sensual and sexual soapy massage on an air mattress. The Soapy consists of the girl rubbing her naked bodies (all lathered up) all over you. The slipping and sliding can be very provocative.

CUPIDITY

This place was highly recommended by many posters here and elswhere and I have to agree that this place had some first string talent. I went there on a weekday at around 2 pm, which was kind of early. There were about a dozen girls with half of them easily in the 8s and a few 9s. They had a couple of Superstars outside the fishbowl that were just amazing (face and body), but they wanted 3000 for these gals. The girls in the fishbowl were 2500 bhat. Full soapy massage here, and the girl that I chose "Ling" was a dead ringer for Phoebe Cates. Soapy was incredible and this gal had a great body.

CPII:

This place is huge and was recommended by many posters. When it opened in the morning, at 10 am, I think I paid a very competitive $1500 bhat for a superstar. The fishbowl was huge as others have noted. This is the only place that is open so early. Only drawback is that they don’t do the “soapy mattress” massage that other places are known for.

ATAMI

The gals here dress like high school cheerleaders and looked much younger than in other places. Not as much makeup either. There were about a dozen girls outside the fishbowl and about a dozen girls in the fishbowl. I took a gal for 2400 bhat here and they do give you a soapy mattress massage. The rooms were decent, but nothing extraordinary.

MONA LISA

Stopped by but did not partake. There were about 10 gals at around 3 pm, some lookers but most gals were average. The place is nicely set up but nothing to write home to mom about. They were asking for about 2400 bhat.

CP I or “J One”.

This place supposedly changed its name to “J ONE” and is under new management. The Papasan I spoke with claimed that he had in excess of 200 gals. Although when I was there at around 3 pm on a weekday, there was about a dozen girls (I was there early). Most of the gals were average, with one or two 8s and 9s. They were asking for 2000 bhat.
Interesting thing about this place is that they have a café directly across from the fishbowl where you can dine in and stare that the girls.

EDENS

Edens rocks! They will lick your dick dry here.

Edens is not difficult to find and about 5-10 minute walk from Nana Plaza off Soi 7/1. (Murasaki had good directions). As you walk up, there are a few gals congregating outside, decent looking gals but nothing special as most posters have noted. As soon as you walk in, you come into a narrow bar (10-15 feet wide) with a bar on one side and some tables and stools on the other. Marc says Hi asks if this is your first time, if you say yes, he gives you the “menu”. At 1:30 p.m (Sunday), Marc called in about 25 gals, all but 3 sitting (as opposed to standing) to the right of the famous “line”. I picked out a gal named “Jane” who had nice, big tits, a cute face, and a great body. She immediately picked out her friend “NA” who was a bit uglier and heavier, but Jane compensated for NAs Ho HUm looks. The gals here at EDEN were generally 6-7s, nothing you would write home to mom about.
We immediately proceeded upstairs, picking up various toys and other items as we walked up the stairs. “NA” started latching onto me and French kissing me as we walked up. This was nice, but I had my sights on Jane. We got into a nice master bedroom-sized room, dark, furnished with old furniture and mirrors on the ceiling and walls. The gals undressed me and washed me as I have never been washed before, in crevices that I never thought existed. While washing, the girls kissed me often and stroked my cock and kissed it to tease it. I was rock hard after about 10 minutes of this washing. We dried off, and more kissing and fondling. Both gals kept teasing me and kissing and fondling my dick.

Soon they laid me down on the bed. The huge ceiling mirror revealed all that was happening and before I could gather my thoughts. NA was working my cock with her hands and then proceeded to an enthusiastic BBBJ, they elevated my rump with a pillow and JANE started licking me where the “sun don’t shine”. Holy SHIT! The sensation of 2 gals licking away feverishly on the two most sensitive areas of my body was just amazing. You can’t imagine the feeling of a warm, wet tongue in the A-hole along with a simultaneous BBBJ. You could tell that these gals were pros, they licked and sucked my cock with confidence and assertiveness – licking the shaft, positioning it in different ways, sucking it hard, and taking the cock all the way in. After a few minutes they traded places, they then licked me all over, worked on my nipples and then started jamming condom covered fingers, lotion bottles and other things up my ass. Each gal had a fellatio technique that was noticeably different, NAA treated my dick as if were a prized lollipop, while JANE sucked it with authority and purpose. I was too excited and worried that I would blow my load too soon. I had to stop them when they attempted to ram the dildo in there, I would feel guilty about such a thing.

Finally, when I unloaded in JANE’s mouth, she kept sucking on my dick while it was at its most sensitive. I was exhausted, but they kept licking me all over until I protested that I needed to rest (never thought I would be doing that). They then went into a “Lesbo” show with JANE strapping on a dildo and pounding away at NA, stopping every few minutes to lick NAA’s pussy. They both took turns licking and then traded places with the dildo. They both deserved Oscars for the fine sound effects and thrashing movements. I just watched at this point. When we finished, I tipped the gals 500 bhat each and they seemed very pleased.

Marc is a nice guy but very “confident”. He told me unabashedly that all his girls were the “best” and that his club was “world famous.” He was merciless on a few clueless guys that came in after me who thought this was a sit down bar. It was not. Marc wants you to get in, pick your gals, and go upstairs.


RACHADAPISEK DISTRICT (UPSCALE) MASSAGE

The posts about POSEIDEN is right on. POSEIDEN is a huge building with elegant fixtures and furnishings. The place is a class act all around. There are numerous floors with many restaurants, lobby’s, karaoke bars, etc. The Girls here are extremely pretty and there were at least fifty girls working the 2nd floor fishbowl around 4 pm. on a weekday. They wer asking for 2500 bhat. Unfortunately, there were no other girls on the 3rd floor (which is reputed to have even better looking girls) when I was there at 4pm, they open it up after 6pm. Other Posters noted something about Russian Girls on the 7th floor, but no one seemed to know about it. The massage was about 2500 bhat, with 500 bhat tip.

You can check out their website (most of it is in Thai) POSEIDEN2000.COM OR CALL THEM AT 662 693-8222.

Other places I stopped in, but did not explore are :

HI-CLASS: located own the street from Poseidon. This place had some decent girls, and about 20 of them. The uniforms had to go, kind of a see throuhg vinyl robe covering a bikini. Aweful. The Papasan claimed that three girls that day were working there for the first time and that he recommended them to me. I had just unloaded at the Poseiden so I passed, the superstars were very good looking and they had about three of them sitting outside of the fishbowl.

Merlin,

Great report I look forward to the next installement.

Could I just clarify one thing, they do have the rubber matress soapy at CPII, I had my best one ever there in May and my friend had three, he was addicted! Not all of the girls do this, so just check with the papasaan if the particular girl does it.