Midweek.
Drifted south.
Crossed border without incident.
Mission: score some strange, spend less than $100, be headed north in two hours.

Only one way to complete this mission -- stay out of the clubs. The cover charge and the ticket sellers will break the bank in no time at all.

Did the stroll up Obregon. Nothing much there, so I kept walking until I got to the 4th of September (or is it November?), and hung a right. A block later I marched up the stairs to La Conga and figured a drink for me, a drink for her, $65 for the horizontal mamba, and $5 for the cab back home.

Unfortunately, La Conga was worse than usual. Saw nothing in there that I would touch with yours...let along with mine. No matter how many condoms.

Left after 1 bottle of water.

Wandered back down Obregon. Tonight was the night to have a car. Pedestrians could not score, but there was plenty of talent available for those with wheels. Must be some kind of crackdown.

Headed back towards border and saw my sometimes pimp Negros being hassled by some plainclothes cops. Stood a little ways away and watched them shake him down and eventually release him. They seemed disappointed not to find any drugs. But to know Negros is to know that his drug of choice is alcohol.

We were one block east of Obregon, where the taco stands are located. We started chatting and the cute little thing walks up and starts doing the 200MPH Spanish at him. Not loud, not angry, just fast. Cute, nice butt, blondish, little hint of a tummy poking out.

Negros makes eye contact and we step away. He says she is available.

I tell him:

"My friend, I have exactly $80. If she is interested, that's what I have. It has to pay for the condoms, the room, her and your commission. When that is gone, that is it."

I repeated myself to be sue he understood, but it was midweek and 107 degrees out, so he went back to see if we had a deal. I suspected we would, since he usually does a pretty hefty markup.

They chatted and came to some agreement, and he warned me that the room would be shit, but safe.

I told him I expected him to remain within shouting distance and he agreed -- since he has made a lot of money from me in the past.

The room was, as promised, for shit. It had a bed. Nothing else. When we turned out the light, the room was plunged into total darkness.

We stood outside the door to the room while they picked up the spent condoms from the floor and put what passed as clean sheets on the bed. She held my crotch the entire time, and Mr. Wonderful was delighted to receive the attention.

We got into the room and turned off the light, and it was totally, absolutely black in there. We undressed in total darkness (which I figured was good because she could never find my pants let alone my wallet.

We did the braille thing for a few minutes, she began to suck me off, and when I was ready, she climbed on board. That's when I realized it. She had a bun in the oven and was probably 5-6 months along.

Whoa, now this is fun.

We did it with her on top, with me on top, side by side and finally doggies style. I kept holding that little bun with both hands, only letting go to play with those wonderfully distended tits (and rock-hard nipples).

Finally, this too must pass. I finished, she finished and we were finished.

When we flipped on the light to get dressed, and I saw her completely naked for the first time, it was then clear that she was, indeed, with bun.

Definite fun. Just pregnant enough to show, but not enough to be a problem or handrance. I didn't feel ripped off or misled. It was quite nice, actually.

May go down again next month and look her up -- and have a better room lined up.

humbly submitted,
diabetic

Diabetic,

sounds like you're kinda freaky

jd

Justdan;

No more so than anyone else who post here. When I monger I try and have fun. Read some of my other trip reports.

humbly submitted,
diabetic

Diabetic,

I hope you didnt take offense to my comment.

I meant it in a good way.

jd

jd;

No offense. I understood how you meant it.

Have a good one.

BTW, if y'all like pregnant chicas, Laura at LB (formerly waitress at Placer's) is about 4 months preggers - wasn't showing about a month ago. Preggers or not, Laura is, IMO, the best kept secret in Nogieland. Beautiful, exotic face, *wonderful* natural bod, and a sweetheart.

MrBill

diabetic, speaking of preggo chicas Monserat was working at Rios, up until early june i think, she was about 5 months pregnant...But you can barely tell, cause she just a had a little tummy..

Diabetic, sounds like you "bun in the oven" was Tracy that worked at Fernis. She had just got out of drug rehab, so they tell me. She was a good buy on the street. I picked her up in Jan. for a BBBJ 30.00 lasted about on hour then took half of it in her mouth. Gave her a 10..00 tip

Could be, now that you mention it, she did look familiar

If preggo is your bag, there are three girls at Rio's in that condition now;
1. Samantha (the other)
2. Ruby
3. I believe the name is Hilary

Hey N_G!

Nope, not my bag, but fun none-the-less.

Guess that is all part of the allure of "strange".