I thought I’d do something a bit different this TR by posting primarily pics and reducing some of the verbiage. Besides, there’s plenty of things already said about Pattaya. All I can say is that this last trip confirmed, in the biggest way, that Pattaya is, and always will be, the happiest place on earth for a Me. It was made all the more enjoyable and exciting having Epi and MongerX as my Wingmen while out exploring and hunting. I just can’t say enough about how fun these guys are and if anyone gets a chance to hang with them, do so without hesitation. I also briefly ran into Billcink, another standup guy, I wish I had more time to chat with him and to hang out a bit. Next time for sure.

What struck me most about the trip was how thoroughly EPI had explored every nook and cranny of this paradise; he’s a veritable walking encyclopedia on Pattaya and, I kid you not, is accorded the “Rock Star” Star Treatment everywhere we went, I’m sure MongerX get’s the same treatment in his neck of the woods --- Indonesia/Singapore. Moreover, with Epi’s “Jedi Master” guidance, I was not only able to discover new and exciting places, I was able to break some longstanding bad habits of mine – i.e. focusing myopically and exclusively on walking street go-gos, Soapies and Soi 8 Beer Bars; I never knew how much more Pattaya had to offer, despite about a dozen pit stops there. We sampled a whole host of beer bars and go-gos that I often overlooked in North Pattaya; these were veritable goldmines of beautiful and “nasty” girls, with a sampling of a sweetie, innocent girl here and there. EPI also took us to one beer bar that had disproportionate numbers of insanely gorgeous girls --- the Atlantic Beer Bar.

One habit I couldn’t break, however, was getting too involved into the routine of seeing my long-time go-go GFE as well as simultaneously starting up another intense GFE with a sweatheart of a beerbar girl, fresh off the bus, from SOI 2. EPI exerted Hurculean efforts to cover for me while I shamelessly juggled my GFEs. But even with the melodrama of keeping two GFE's preoccupied, I still managed to dabble in our favorite pastime and hooked up with some knockouts.

BRIEF AND MISC. OBSERVATIONS THIS TRIP

As I noted, one thing I noticed is that BKK go-gos close at 1 am. now, with no signs of things improving. This sucks big time and it will definitely detract from the experience. I always preferred Pattaya anyways, but with this kind of inane policy, BKK will soon be just a pitstop for me to other destinations.

Another interesting thing is that the Pattaya Beer Bars technically close at 2am, but many were still rollicking into the late night (3-4am) with the lights and music out, especially at the SOI 2 bars. The gals are a lot more interesting in the North Pattaya area because there is less foot traffic. I hooked up with a stunning 19 y.o. sweetie for most of the trip who was very new to the business and completely GFE. Incredible body and fresh as can be.

Also, Soi 6 bars served up some great providers with anything you wanted. Some of these girls were really pretty and I managed to negotiate some anal from one gal from the MyFriend U bar (EPI and I always crack up when we say the name of this bar).

Peppermint A Go-Go and Living Dolls Showcase are not to be missed. Peppermint was just incredible with more stunners than any of the other go-gos. The layout of the place is also unique, a main dance area, a side dance area for “superstars” who charge a premium, a showcase dance area with beauties in cheerleader outfits, and topless bartenders. LDS had some beautiful girls and waitresses and some very entertaining shows.

Anyway, some pics....

Glad I was able to show you more of what's out there. Now, realize, you've only seen a glimpse of what I know about this town. Imagind your NEXT trip with me!! Should prove interesting, eh?

E

We really had a blast down there. Looking forward to our next party, eh?

E

Dang Epi, and you're still partying. Only a "glimpse", stop... you're killing me already :-) I'm already planning my next trip, hopefully I'll get out there when you're there in December. We'll have to see.

(Message edited by merlin on September 08, 2004)

Well Golly Gee I didn't realize there anything other than Soi 6 and North Pattaya. I guess I am gonna have to see what these other parts have to offer, but then again it's pretty hard to depart the nasty fess that is Soi 6.

Oh Epi, here's a question what was the name and location of the MILF beer bar where the 42 milf and my spring chicken 30 year old first night bar fine came from? A very fun place. I am still popping boners thinking about that chick with the INSANE rack with the purple top. Plus the way forty-two year old was eyeing me had me worked up. If I had been a chicken leg, I would A) be a very very large chicken leg and B) had every bit of meat are cartlidge gnawed off me, the bone sucked dry and little missy sucking my juice off her fingers.

Hear ye hear ye.

Isn't it time for Epi to write his "Definitive Guide to Pattaya" ?

I guess there's more to Pattaya than Walking Street and soi 6. Now only if I can force myself to do some explorin'

I agree with DM Pattaya may be well reported, but the scope there is huge and good info in one document would be a great help to newbies and more experienced mongers alike. A definitive guide would be essential reading and I can think of no better person to write it than Epi.

Perhaps you can take your notebook to the foot massage Epi, the amount of time you spend there it would be ready in no time.

MX

Sexy 2 Beerbar was where you got your "chock full of cock" girl that first night and EO beerbar was where my 42 year old lady tried to work us BOTH at the same time!! BTW, she really IS an inCREDIBLE fuck!! I just drove past that bar tonight and she did everything short of knocking over my moto and dragging me into the bar. That purple top should have some pics taken with a LOT of load spread all over them!!

WW

I'd take my notebook to a foot massage place to work on it, but NOTHING would get done as I'd be sleeping within 2 minutes. Just ask Socrates69 how hard it is for me to hold a conversation in one of these places.

Write a guide to MY Pattaya - interesting. Unfortunately it would require a really GOOD ghostwriter like Xenono to follow me around and actually keep TRACK of all the st00pid shit I do and how I find these places!! Still... interesting...

E

Fellas~

I hate to break the news to you, but Pattaya is mine. LOL.

EPI, I have experience as a cite checker, you know, verify the contents/accuracy of your future Pattaya Guide. I bet you there'd be a market for such a guide. Pretty soon, I can see guys citing you as Authority in Pattaya vs. BKK/AC debates. According to Chap V, Page 2, of Epi's Guide.....and I quote....

Honestly Epi, you need to put together something for posterity sake...what if you get hit by a baht bus tomorrow?

(Message edited by merlin on September 09, 2004)

I'm working on a better guide than the one already written but looking for a sponsor to go on a year sabattical there.

Blazers

I only need a week, my camera, and someone to pay the BFs, BGs and gas for my moto and I could write the definitive guide. All I need is a sponsor...

I02

Didn't mean to step on any toes. By all means, give us your unabridged Pattaya guide. Looking forward to finding some new places.

Merlin

I suppose you could help me write my guide in December when we're both here, ok?

E

Don't forget that as the originator of the idea, I hold all the copyright and distribution contracts.

IM: the more definitive guides the better...

38 Days ....

-Dm

I always preferred Pattaya over BKK for years but BKK still has its charms.

JKarp

Merle,
Good intro to the report. Great pics also, especially of Rainbow titties. I haven't stopped masturbating to my monitor.

Master B.

MasterB: I'd hate to be the one to clean up your monitor :-) Thanks for the compliments. There were a couple of girls that I neglected to photograph that would have given your TJ girls a run for their money. Maybe next time.

Jkarp, I only spent 1 night in BKK, and it certainly still has it's charm. I sensed that because of the earlier closing times, the girls were more willing to negotiate the ST fees, even the hotties. Also, one girl mentioned that some of the girls are thinking about heading out to Pattaya because of the uncertainty. As one poster noted, on Sukhumvit St., after the bars close, many of the girls were eating and drinking there and guys were picking them up.