Prelude

This is the beginning of my report on my trip to SE Asia in January of 2002. While I have done a considerable amount of sexual adventuring in the USA, and Mexican border towns, this was my first trip outside of North America. I was with a traveling companion, known as Tony for the purposes of this report, who has spent considerable time here. Between his stories and those of Baja Boy, as well as considerable research on the Internet, I was about as prepared as a person can possibly be who has only gotten his first passport a week before the trip began. I have heard it said many times that a visit to Asia ruins a man's enjoyment of Mexico forever, and to a large extent they are right. Almost everything I like about Tijuana was even better in Asia, and the annoyances were fewer. It is possible that as I spend more time in Asia, and I definitely will, my opinion will change. I hope not.

My trip took me to Singapore, Malaysia, and southern Thailand, with sexual encounters occurring in Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Hat Yai, and Phuket. I will be saving the best for (nearly) last, but only because I am going to write these reports chronologically, and that is the way things worked out. If you find this report boring check back in a few days and you may be happier with what you see. For those of you who want an Athos or Xenono and D'Artagnan style blow by blow account of sex with a gazillion ladies, I am afraid you will be disappointed. That is just not my style, either in actions or reporting. If you are looking forward to the tremendously gripping storytelling you have grown accustomed to from authors such as Striking Viking or Matiz, you will probably be let down as well. It is not that I do not want to provide you with such, I am just not as good a writer as they are. What I will try to do is to provide you with as much useful information as I can for those contemplating a similar trip, or those who have already been and would like to relive the memories until they can go again.

My biggest disappointment was the problems I had with my rather expensive HP digital camera. It apparently developed a short circuit, and was going through batteries at the rate of one set every 10 - 15 photos, or 2 - 3 hours, whichever came first. It did not seem to matter much if the camera was turned on or off. This took a while to figure out. The first time it happened, I thought that I had inadvertently turned the camera on before leaving the USA. The second and third times, I thought that I had probably been sold old batteries, or ones that had gotten too hot. It took awhile, but I finally admitted the obvious. The result was a lot of missed photo opportunities, of both beautiful ladies and other sights.

I will be spelling all names phonetically. In those cases where I actually know how the girl spells her name, I will provide that as well.

Approximate exchange rates:
US $1 = S$1.8 (Singapore dollars)
US $1 = 3.8 R (Malaysian Ringgits)
US $1 = 43 B (Thai Bahts)

My rating scale:
0 - Can't imagine how it could be any worse
1 - The worst you should ever realistically expect to encounter
2 - Completely unacceptable - Roseanne Barr
3 - Bad
4 - Below average
5 - Average
6 - Good
7 - Very Good (The lowest looks level where I would consider a girl a head-turner)
8 - Bordering on excellent (in looks, Very Pretty to Beautiful)
9 - Excellent/Great/Beautiful
10- Can't get any better

I've been to Singapore many times. It is not as great as Thailand etc but it still beats TJ in my book. I will post more in the near future.

Cool. I only made it to Orchard Towers when I returned, although I know there is action in other places. I would agree it beats TJ, at least for just sex. I was not there long enough to assess it for general enjoyment.