By Bewildered on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 - 10:57 pm: Edit |
BeWildered in Brazil – Day 1
After reading your reports for a year, I had to go to Brazil.
Why? To see for myself if this was for real.
By submitting this report, I can only hope to dispel the myths that surround what Rio De Janiero is all about. I don’t write or photograph like some of the ‘expert’ hombres, but here goes. My maiden voyage to Brazil, published, for all the world to see.
I got a visa – that’s easy enough. I arranged an apartment, and learned a little Portuguese before arriving. How much? Enough to get my face slapped if the ‘garota’ wasn’t ‘on the program’. Thanks to Xeneno for publishing the text to the Pimsleur CD’s.
Upon arriving in Rio, I immediately sought out the closest ‘terma’, and arrived at Monte Carlo at 3pm. What I found inside was simply startling. I was ill prepared for my first terma run. I found women of all shapes and sizes, all eyeing my American tuckus like rabid dogs, smacking their chops and drooling over the thought of consuming me.
I hadn’t sat down for more than 2 minutes before I found my first target.
Photo: MC Spinner 01
She couldn’t have been 100 lbs, but she was 46 kilos of finely honed Brazilian booty, and I quickly succumbed to her charms. My terma key was transferred to her wrist in a matter of minutes. Of course she could’ve tossed it back onto my lap like a farm girl tossing a horseshoe at a Sunday School picnic, but she didn’t. Quickly acquiescing to my request for a 3 hole session (thank you fellow hombres for this hint), it was off to the cabine to see what Brazilieras can do.
Photo: MC Spinner 02
The BBBJ began our session with me blowing my load in under 4 minutes. Why? Where I come from, we don’t get many girls who will practice fellatio with or without a condom. Since I was still hard after climaxing, I immediately entered her for some delicious sex.
This girl took my pounding for the next 30 minutes without complaint. I’ve never had a Mormon girl look at me like she did. It was if I was the only lollipop at an obesity convention. Is this normal? Thank goodness I have never climaxed twice in an hour in my life or I would’ve reached orgasm again right away.
Upon returning to the bar area, I thought I’d enjoy another soft drink before leaving to return to my apartment to rest, and reflect upon my first encounter with a paid sex provider. But my girlfriend had another idea in mind. She introduced me to her friend Stephanie.
Photo: Stephanie 03
Uncomfortable wouldn’t even begin to describe how I felt as my first date of the day sat on my left while this new ‘garota’ or girl sat on my left. But I quickly overcame my uneasiness as Stephanie eyed me. I don’t remember feeling this desirable before in my life. Ok… sure I’m relatively young and have light hair and blue eyes, a novelty in Brazil, but for some reason this new Garota transcended my conventional American thinking and had me thinking about paying for another ‘cabine’ with her!
Is this normal?
My upbringing would certainly preclude my even being in Brazil as a ‘sex tourist’, and now here I am considering taking my second girlfriend up to a bedroom – and I’ve only been in Brazil for less than 8 hours? But pyromaniac Stephanie is rubbing my arm, and playing with my wick. Her sparks were flying about the keg of explosive munitions upon which my loins are precariously perched, and I respond by ceremoniously handing my key to her.
Photo: Stephanie 04
My swollen phalanx wasn’t inside her for a minute before Stephanie told me to “Stop!”, as she needed to ‘goza’. Fortunately, I’d done enough research to know that she was climaxing. I was on top of her, so I just hovered above her, waiting for permission to continue. “Are all brazilieras so sensual?” I wondered. This happened again after 3 minutes before she motioned for me to lie on the bed while she climbed atop of me.
Within seconds of her riding me like this, I felt liquid landing about my face, neck, chest and breast area. I noticed a wall-unit a/c unit over my head, and immediately wondered why it was suddenly dripping on me? Staring at this appliance, I realized the fluid was coming from elsewhere. Where? Her.
“Is she peeing all over me or what?” I wondered?
Photo: Stephanie 05
Wanting to be a ‘player’, I patiently watched as she splashed all about me while rubbing her clitoris on my groin. When she dismounted my engorged member, my loins were doused in a shower of her vaginal fluids, an experience entirely unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before.
I asked her to kneel on “quatro’, or all fours, and entered her from behind. I enjoyed pounding her like a farmer on his lunch break before achieving climax. Since we had lots of time left in our session, I produced my dictionary to ask her why she had peed everywhere?!
Her response confused me.
She assured me that the fluids were from her orgasms, even looking up the word for me in the dictionary. If this is for real, I’ve NEVER encountered it in my life.
“Brazilieras are the best”, I think as we dress to leave to return to the boite.
Realizing that I had forgotten my smokes, I quickly return to the room to retrieve them, and snap a quick shot of the sheets
“What more will happen in Brazil?” I wonder as I head for the showers.
My thoughts raced that night as I fell asleep. “What new experiences will tomorrow bring?” I wondered…
By Sandman on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 06:17 am: Edit |
Let's see if Bewildered becomes Be wilder in the next few days....?
By Catocony on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 06:54 am: Edit |
Bewildered, I'm disgusted by you. You're a Mormon yet you drank a soft drink, with caffeine? I think you'll end up in hell for that transgression.
Personally, I don't care for squirters. Sure, it's cool at first because, well, you just don't see it in civilian life that often. However, after the initial wonderment wears off, you realize that you've just been splooged, and it's not that cool anymore.
By Roadglide on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 08:45 am: Edit |
Nice start to your Rio vacation. Can't wait to hear what you say about "Help"
By SportoLingo on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 09:53 am: Edit |
Oh my,newbie? BullWinkled?
By Firstinsight on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 11:19 am: Edit |
Great reporting
By Don Marco on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 12:07 pm: Edit |
Well the only criticism of the report is that it was too short
Excellent start to the trip and I'm looking forward to reading about your next experiences! Please be sure to detail daytime or non-terma activity as I'll be in Rio bustin' my cherry before long.
-DM
By Blazers on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 02:57 pm: Edit |
Well I guess we all have different defintions of what a spinner is...this girl is medium...hot but medium IMHO.
What is it with these garotas and taking pictures without their face...the rate of girls who will only take pics with their faces covered seems to be 10 times higher in Brazil than other destinations.....I hope they dont have that same attitude when I get there in a couple of months....if I cant take a pic of the face with the bod....why bother.
Overall great report...I like reading newbie reports as I will be one myself
By Don Marco on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 03:23 pm: Edit |
when u heading there blazers? I promised to pull myself away from SEA long enough to sample their wares in '05.
By Blazers on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 05:41 pm: Edit |
November 22-30 this year.
By AndresB on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 06:25 pm: Edit |
Please don't forget to tip the clean ladies. After all they have to clean all that mess!
Looking forward to your next part of the report.
By Bewildered on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 07:04 pm: Edit |
Thanks for the kind words gentlemen. I appreciate your support!
One detail I forgot to mention. My first garota in the "MCSpinner1&2" was way cool when she was giving me the blowjob. She sensed that my unit was gonna spew and gave herself a full facial with my man milk. She looked like Helga the milkmaiden, tugging on my udder and smiling as I covered that lovely smile of hers in heavy whipped cream.
I've never done a full facial like in the porno movies - but I loved it. Is that wrong? Does that make me more of a pervert than I fear I already have become?
By Hunterman on Thursday, September 23, 2004 - 10:36 pm: Edit |
Well, you didn't mention whether you did MC Spinner 1 in the tuckus (is that a Mormon term?) after she had agreed. If you didn't, you're a pervert. And you'll probably be much more of one before you depart.
By DC on Friday, September 24, 2004 - 12:23 am: Edit |
Tuckus, I believe is a Yiddish term that I've never heard in all my travels to Salt Lake City. If in fact you were brought up a Mormon, I'm glad you didn't resist the temptation to "enlighten" yourself in Rio. When the spinner thanked you for her facial, did you instinctively reply "you bet"?
By Bewildered on Saturday, September 25, 2004 - 05:55 pm: Edit |
Hunterman - I actually forgot to do MCSpinner in the tuckus. Remember that she was my first paid sex provider ever, so I was a little nervous.
For those to whome my demographic profile seems to be of such importance, here goes:
I'm adopted
My adopted Dad is a Slavic Jew, and has served as a surgeon in the military for more than 20 years. We moved a lot, and I've lived in so many states that I've lost track.
Dad is married to a Mormon of German & Italian decent. She's been like a mother to me my entire life.
My birth father is Irish Catholic who never married my natural mother. He's a cool guy, and wants to go to Rio with me.
My birth mother, whom I've never met, is from Turkey, and practises Islam. It is rumored that she worked in the USA as a bellydancer, but Dad doesn't like to talk about her. Apparently she put me up for adoption before returning to live and work in Turkey.
Now can we please get back to discussing the merits of these lovely garotas?
Thank you.
By Xenono on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 01:24 pm: Edit |
I keep getting inboxed about the Pimsleur text.
They are located at -Off-Topic-: -Foreign Languages: Portuguese: Pimsleur