Don’t ask why, but for some reason I woke up with the urge to get laid so I headed to a terma by the name of 1103. It was an apartment building near Terma Alibi. I arrived to apartment 1103 at 11 a.m. to find 3 garotas working. All 3 were pretty sleepy. Two were kinda chunky but one had a hardbody. Years of living in the United States had my cumwad on a hair trigger so I quickly asked the hardbody to session with me.

The house price was $50R or approx $19 USD so I really didn’t care about the selection or quality. The last time I got laid in the states for this price was… well never actually.

Heading back to our ‘cabine’, my 19 yo garota held my hand while coughing like a pneumonia patient in a free clinic. I undressed in a tiny cubicle, beside an army cot, to find her blowing my cock before I could recline on the paper thin mattress.

Unsure if it was her poor health or her gag reflexes that continually interrupted her BBBJ with a cough, I motioned for her to recline on the cot so we could ‘make love’. Her attempts to kiss me were met by the side of my face lest I contract her ailment. Yuck. Her chronic cough reminded me of a chick who was choking on a lung oyster. Irregardless of her malady, my dick was harder than my resolve and I managed to stay on track and complete our session in less than 10 minutes. Peeling a fresh $50R note from my wallet, I paid her and bolted from her contemptible surroundings with great haste.

With the sun shining upon my lilly white gringo ass, I strode outta there and tried out a nearby brazilian kilo restaurant while ‘regrouping’. With all of my physical appetites satiated for the moment, it was time to plan my next incursion into the illicit world of Brazilian sexual intrigue.

Much has been written about the mainstream termas in Rio, but I wanted to go offa the beaten path. So I booked a cab to Pria 400 in Barra. With my $35R cab fare paid, I exited the cab and entered this delightful terma. What met me once inside was nothing less than exhilarating. I liked the fact that I didn’t have to change out of my street clothes. I was seated in the bar observing all of the incredible talent when I saw THE mother of all bundas

Photo: Bunda 06

I’ve ALWAYS preferred smaller, petite girls but this womans’ ass captivated me. I was breathless as she paraded her wares past me. Where I come from, women don’t have derrieres like this. They’re either fat or skinny, butt baby NEVER got back like that! My hands were literally trembling as I signed the bartab to take her back to a cabine.

Photo: Bunda 07

Once inside, I talked with her long enough to learn that it was her 1st day at this terma. Previously she had worked as an independent escort on the internet. Why was she now a terma girl? To make ‘ends’ meet. Enough small talk, I couldn’t WAIT for a personal introduction to her ‘end’ as my bath towel fell to my feet in front of her. I almost fainted onto the bed when she ingested my swollen manfulness. Her oratorical debate with my tumescent tickler transfixed me, and transported me to a new dimension. “How do these garotas learn to solicit our leche while seducing our souls?” I wondered…

With my seed spilled all about her shapely figure, I donned my skivvies and skeedaddled outta there before losing my head and proposing to this voluptuous goddess. Where I come from, women like her don’t last a minute at the county fair before being traded for a bountiful dowry, complete with enough livestock to make a man stinking rich for life.

With my inheritance intact, it was back to Copacabana for my first trip to Help Disco. I drank a few beers in front of Help at the little patio bar called Teraco Atlantica before paying my entry fee and boldly striding into the biggest discoteque I’ve EVER seen in my life. The garotas were everywhere, pinching, pressing and prodding me into action. I haven’t felt this popular since the last Sadie Hawkins dance at the local spring festival.

I’m especially partial to tiny talent, so this little unit caught my eye

Photo: Help Me 08

This chick was a pint-sized, teensy-weensy little teeny bopper if I EVER saw one, so I took her back home to my apartment. Once inside my domicile, her ‘innocent’ little demeanor took a marked change for the worse. My Amazonian girl, fresh from the north country, took a turn for the worse as she actually started talking in ENGLISH to me?! Yuck! When I sent her down to do her business on my yardpost, she was spitting the bit like a spoiled fillet and running around the corral instead of tying on the feedbag and feeding at my hayrack.

“Eo queiro voce chupa me” was met with “Do you have a condom?”.

My response of “Mas Tarde” didn’t assuage her as she said “I will suck you with a condom”.

Now…don’t get me wrong – I LIKE a good blowjob with or without a condom, but it was my understanding that brazilieras didn’t have to give covered blowjobs? I told her as much, and she said, in English “I give a great blowjob with a condom”. Hello???

I countered her in English with “I don’t want a blowjob with a condom, so let’s just fuck”, only to have her narrow her eyes and say, “I give a great blowjob, and you’re going to love it WITH a condom”. Sighh…. SO she wrapped my wrascle and withheld nothing while making a meal of my clothed member. Within minutes I tired of her manhandling my clothed minister, and pulled my mouthpiece from her mesmerizing mooring to dock my member in her homeport. The result? She was pissed that I didn’t like her blowjob.

The sex wasn’t much better. I started in doggie to have her yelp ‘fuck my pussy’ in English. “Shut up, and stop talking english” erupted from me, causing her to break out in laughter as I punctured her puckerhole. With little incentive to continue this session, I focused on her incredibly tight little ass and immediately blew my load in NO time flat.

We hadn’t talked cash beforehand, and she looked at my $150R with disdain before proclaiming that “I always get $300R ($100USD)”.

All I had with me that night was $150R, and I told her this, reminding her that she had agreed to spend the night with me. I went on to explain that I had fully intended to walk to the ATM machine in the morning to get her more cash. Obviously anxious to leave, she dressed and pressed me for more cash in either reals or dollars. When I said I had neither, but she could come back for more in the morning, she just laughed and threw my money on the floor before storming out the door, proclaiming in English “I don’t need your money!”

When the door closed behind her, I picked up the three $50R bills from the floor and wished her “Good riddance”.

My only question? Is that normal for a Help experience?

Bewildered, great writing. Are you sure you're not a ghostwriter for romance novels?? And the answer is yes, Help girls will always try to squeeze you for the max.They'll start high and can usually be bargained down.Can't beat your deal-FREE. That's why I've never taken a girl out of Help. Who do you complain to when the service is bad like in your situation? Whereas in the termas they have have "customer service" and "quality control".I don't think the termas management would allow an obviously sick garota to work (like your girl who was coughing up her lungs)Have a good time in Rio.I'll be there in 2 weeks.

Several large mistakes were made. First, you need to negotiate price ahead of time. Second, you need to interview the girl and make sure she's up for what you're up for.

Cat-Typical newbie mistakes. Bewildered will learn soon enough though. Sounds like a quick study.

Yeah, he sounds so quick that he is probably secretly hiding out in a 12th floor downtown Rio loveshack with a dozen lovelies by now. Next thing you know, he'll be taking a trip to South Dakota.

BS

Isn't Utah in South Dakota?

I just hope the guy doesn't leave copies of Book of Mormon behind in the cabines. It's disturbing enough to know that you're about to have sex on a bed where DonGringo once knocked boots with a garota, without reaching to adjust the lights and music and bumping into a prayer book

Bewildered,
It seems like you are on the right path to full enlightenment. Help is such a mind boggle the first time it is tough to maintain any sense about oneself.

The best defense in Help is making sure you bust many many nuts during the day.

The one thing to add to Cat's advice above is to always ask for 'tudo noite' - all night (making sure she understands that means sex in the morning). That will allow you to more easily resolve the morning wood issue. Another early day approach is to use an agencia.

Grasshopper, ye still have many more Termas that require your full investigation. It is time to seek the garota who will munch carpet while thy plugs her number three hole

That little spinner from help is bad news, she is in there every night, dancing by herself, playing prima donna, I know that one of the guys from the board told her 150 and she acted insulted, I had made introductions so the next night she let me know how insulted she was, and how she was worth much more, I tried to be the gentleman and offered to buy her a drink to shut her up, I had some $7 coupons, she said that she only drank the $16 coupons. I told her to forget it, for the rest of the week, every night that I saw her in Help, I would smile and she would turn away, it was very funny.
I had a great week in Help, plenty of talent inside and out. All shapes, sizes, looks, just do your homework, if she is making out with you inside, you are set. There are a lot of great terma girls in there on saturday nights, I saw girls from both Luoma (semada, a tall blonde) and paula (my favorite from pria 400).

I met several guys from the board who swore by staying outside at the terrace and picking something up around 3. I met a great girl, Monica, one of three sisters, outside.

Life is good in Rio during the off season, just take a test drive.

Great writing B. Keep up the good work.
Patch

Well, it sounds like he did pretty well at Help, if you ask me. He came out on top, paying nada!

OK guys.....this is my question.....I want to visit Rio.....Tell me what is a modest amount of money to take with me.....is $1000.00 US enough to last me for one week......this will include room....food and DESERT

$1,000 US - "NO" - unless you don't want a lot of DESERT. - Just my opinion my friend. - Hemp

T-fu, I would budget at least $150 bucks a day for companionship.

That is for one poke in the afternoon at the numerous T's available, where your almost guaranteed a 99% good time.

Then at nite, you can try to score in front of Help, with-out going in, YMMV? Since you already got your relief at a T, you can try to be choosey and watch your budget. Always remember you've got the next day to visit a T:-)

Then you've got to budget around $75-$100 bucks a day for accommodations and food.

You should "cum" down! My two cents worth.

I spend $200 to $300 a day on pussy alone while in Brasil.

With the exchange rate where it is, I would budget for US$300 per day, up from $250 or so that has been the traditional budget the past few years. If you plan on coming down with only $1,000, you are wasting your time.

Thank you for the responces.....I am currently planning on a Wednesday through Sunday trip to Rio. I hope to make it there in May or June. I will plan on $400 a day for room / apartment, food and drink and pleasure. After looking at the flights from Las Vegas I see that most of my trip will be in flight. Im 6'5 tall and I cant afford business class so I will surely be one hurting puppy when I get off that plane. Im thinking I need to plan very well to maximize my time efficiently. HOw do I hook up with the guy who has the apartment there. I think the apartment idea sounds so much better than a hotel.

Tongue
Try your best to find an apt for $30/night. Studios can be found for that rate.
Do some research on this board for the lower cost termas, like Terma Alibi, and the buildings in Centro that have the fullservice massage for $50R. You can easily do 3nuts/day and still come in under $100 USD if you take the time to do the research.

Good luck and have fun.

Tonguefu; You should try to take some more time off if you can. It's a LONG flight from Vegas to Rio. You will spend about 24 to 36 hours "round trip" in travel time.

If you can't spend at least 5 nights in town, my suggestion would be to hold off on your vacation untill you can spend more time in Rio.

RG

I second Roadglide, Tonguefu, having just made my first trek there. I had a flight that was probably shorter than the one you will have and it takes a day or so to get your body/internal clock in sync. I would wait until you can go for a minimum of 7 to 10 days. Otherwise you are going to create an itch that cannot be scratched.

7-10 days is perfect. Any less and you feel cheated and more and you are totally drained.

IMO, Go for the high end stuff. Just like you would expect, you get what you pay for. Sure you might find a diamond in the rough but I don't fly 5,000 miles to go slumming.

Snooky I couldnt agree more, but I will say this even though Im prepared to P4P, Im always on the lookout for the free stuff. I got it in Costa Rica, but I had to put in some time before I got the drawz, I P4P'd until she came around. The chase and the challenge of seducing a cutie is always fun for me.

So do you think its advisable to try for some free stuff in Rio????? Any stories from you guys on pulling down some hottie for free????

You have to be fluent in Portuguese and take a week or so working a girl to get freebies in Rio. They tend to not give it up for free for some gringo in town just to get laid.

IMO, there is no such thing as free in this lifestyle. Yeah, they may like you and are into you but believe me it ain't free. They'll want you to go shopping, dinners, etc. and then they are always around.

Like Charlie Sheen once said I don't pay them for sex - I pay them to leave.

TongueFu

After 19 trips to Brazil, I have begun to understand the dynamic of getting 'free' pussy in Brazil. And what have I learned?

Suffice it to say that I don't consider "free" sex to be worth the cost. It is always cheaper to pay as you go.

For ever and ever
World without end
Amen
DeeG