| By Don Marco on Saturday, October 02, 2004 - 12:40 am: Edit |
NOTE: Excuse the out of order sequence, but I had this chapter ready to go, whereas the others couple chapters are a couple days out. Without further ado…
Final Day
I had a lousy night sleep due to a combination of my adjoining room’s inhabitants noise levels (sounded like a drunken fight/quarrel at all hours) and mi chica being slightly pissed off at the signs of my previous love fest. I awoke with a noticeable hickey, which was her primitive way of marking her territory and “fend of Norte Americana chicas.” If anyone recalls, the same exact thing that happened to me during my last sojourn in Pattaya. These gals actually think they are going to sweep me off my feet and I’m going to refrain from my indulgences—the nerve!
I awoke at 8:50AM, but stayed in bed for around an hour before heading to the shower. Meanwhile she was slow in getting out. She gave me her cell, email, mothers phone, address, etc, etc and was sure to let me know she could come visit me in the states anytime I wanted for however long. With my headache from too many Presidentes and lack of sleep, I wasn’t in much of a mood to exchange pleasantries, so I stuffed a 1k peso note in her hand and said adios senorita.
After the shower, I went down in the lobby to make sure my taxi ride to the airport was booked (it wasn’t), so I arranged for my ride departing the hotel at 1PM and headed to PJs for a decent omelet and a quick email check at a nearby internet café.
COMMENT: There are several Internet cafes in Sosua. Avoid using the one by the Palace as the keyboard has a few sticky keys (namely the space bar) and there is only one computer. The ones down towards town (near PJs) are more like the ones in Thailand. Cost is around 60 pesos an hour.
My taxi pick up time was soon approaching and I heading back to my hotel room for a final sweep. About 10 minutes later Ester knocked on my door to say goodbye. She quickly got me aroused and said she really wanted to fuck for the last 15 minutes I was there. I told her no mas as I didn’t want blue balls riding to the airport, but she had to get in a few quick sucks for good measure. I gave her I couple little gifts (shampoo, soap, etc) as a present and we sucked on each other’s tongues for a few as a fitting farewell. Her pics while OK, doesn’t come close to reflecting her attractiveness. She was one of the horniest and sensual ladies I’ve met in ANY country. It may be all an act, but she was a non-stop dynamo who seemingly loved every second and always begged for more.
I wheeled my luggage downstairs and chatted with the John and Lee while waiting for the taxi ride. Both John and Lee were very fun to hang out and shoot the shit with. The ride to the airport was a non event. However, once at the airport they do a fairly thorough bag search. I made it though and got on my 767 for on on-time departure, arriving in JFk around 7:10PM. For flying AA coach, I really like the 767’s small cabin area just behind the first class section. I got the window seat just behind the wall separating us from first class, which was what I like (plenty of leg room, somewhere to rest my head/pillow). First class was just about empty—they had around 30 seats with 4 being occupied. After I get another 8 or so segments, I’ll push AA for free upgrades and see how it goes.
Final Thoughts
I had a very good time in Sosua and will be back for sure. I will now apply my DMs scorecard and compare it to other places I’ve visited recently. Note that the scores below are ranked vs each other, not theoretical. For example, every winner in a given category is given a 10, and the other two are accorded their weighting—(e.g., prices ST = 10, 20, 40 at three places, the $10 is allocated 10 points, the $20 a 5, and the $40 a 2.5).
In terms of convenience, my potential candidates are Germany, Montreal, and now Sosua. I rank Sosua over the other two locales in terms of a “total trip.” By total I’m referring to girl prices, girl quality, food, environmental, other stuff to do, scenery, session quality, and total cost.
Here’s the breakdown
Sosua, Montral, Germany
Total cost (1-10 relative to each): 10, 6, 5
Chica cost: 10, 5, 4
Chica Quality (# of select girls) 6, 8, 10
Food: 10, 10, 6 (I like beans, rice, and chicken)
Environment 5, 10, 10 (sosua is 3rd world)
Venues 10, 7, 6
Session Quality 10, 9, 8
Totals: Sosua 61, Montreal 55, Germany 49.
To enlarge the scope, I will compare it to AC and Pattaya. Good ole Thai runs away with the first place showing. AC came in third, primarily due to my low scores for food and environment. Although Sosua is 3rd world, it’s 100* better than AC in these two categories. Sosua is a much different place tho—there are no gogos and the action is found wandering around the main street, stopping in at beer bars for a drink, or strolling down the beach. I guess what I am saying is that if you have discriminating tastes, you need to go out for dinner vs. having it delivered to you. If you prize sitting at a gogo with 50-75 or so gals oogling at you for drinks, then Sosua isn’t gonna work for ya. I enjoyed the hunting for chicas, and the lack of gogos was a non-factor for me.
Here’s the breakdown
Sosua, AC, Pattaya
Total cost (1-10 relative to each): 10, 10, 8
Chica cost: 5, 10, 6 (the dollar is taking a beating vs the peso!!!)
Chica Quality (# of select girls) 6, 4, 10
Food: 7, 3, 10
Environment 5, 2, 10 (I think AC is a dump—a 2 is generous)
Venues 6, 4, 10
Session Quality 10, 5, 8
Totals: Sosua 49, AC 36, Pattaya 62
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Comment on Session Quality: Ranking it above Pattaya may raise some eye brows, but hear me out. I’ll generalize sessions in each:
AC: shy, like to hide under the covers, usually unskilled in oral, but young and tight, a lot of bad hygiene
Pattaya: sometimes a crap shoot, good hygiene, requires a fair amount of screening to make sure you end up with the personality and service you’re looking for. Assuming you are patient, screen, and choose well, there’s no beating the thais.
Sosua: I didn’t meet one shy girl, everyone I indulged in gave an excellent and energetic service, no scams, no runners, good hygiene. Perhaps I was just lucky, but I tend to think that 100% success ratio in terms of satisfaction with service for ALL sessions in the trip is more than coincidence.
The bottom line: If I have less than 7 full days, I chose the DR hands down over all other locales mentioned in this report. If I have an extended time off-- preferably at least 12 days, then it’s Thailand hands down—it can’t be beat. If I didn’t feel like spending 25+ hours in a plane getting to Thailand, the DR would be a good place to take a couple extended trips (2 weeks or so). Although 5 or so days is plenty in Sosua, this is only scratching the surface in terms of places in the DR. Keep in mind though, Spanish is nearly the only way to communicate here as I was lucky if a girl knew 25 words in English. I got by, but communication was tough. I enjoyed the challenge and will work on my Spanish (and perhaps pick up a talking translator for the interim). Again, it didn’t faze me at all, but I’m sure it would some of you hombres who like to chat it up.
| By Don Marco on Saturday, October 02, 2004 - 01:05 am: Edit |
Keep in mind that the DR is the only latino country in the pool so far. I will be heading to Rio and CTG this year to broaden my sexual horizons.
1. Thailand
2. Singapore
3. DR
4. AC (as a side trip-- would be last on the radar as a dedicated trip)
5. Montreal
6. Germany
| By Merlin on Saturday, October 02, 2004 - 01:16 am: Edit |
Well, you got me interested DM, so long as you can find "gems" here and there and the girls are enthusiastic, I'm game. For me though, Colombia from the Left Coast is about the same distance and cost, which makes the opportunity cost a bit higher for me. I'm pretty sure you'll think the same way when you check out CTG, as did several of us other SEA guys that are all into Colombia now.
But I'm still into exploring new venues so I'll keep the DR in mind.
| By Don Marco on Saturday, October 02, 2004 - 04:47 pm: Edit |
Merlin,
The rest of my 2004 swchedule is:
AC: 3 days
BKK: 4 days
Pattaya: 9 days
Phnom Penh: 2 days
Possibly Panama or a return trip to the DR in Dec: 4 days (note: damn tickets to SEA are too damn expensive this time of year!)
my 2005 schedule (no dates yet) is:
4 days CTG
5 days GIG
4 days DR (unless I decide after the 4 days in ctg to allocate the 4 days to ctg rather than the DR)
3 days BKK
12 days Pattaya
cambo ? (lets see how my short visit goes in three weeks!)
Note: SIN is never on my list cuz I go there for business at least once a year anyway and fit in enough mongering.
AC is out after this upcoming trip at least for a while.
| By Merlin on Saturday, October 02, 2004 - 07:42 pm: Edit |
As you may know by our emails, I really can't plan too much ahead, but I like the way you alternate between SEA and Latin America, which is what I like to do. Next time you're in SIN, definitely hook up with MongerX and hit Bataam.
DR actually sounds better than Panama, which is very expensive. I only went to one good place, GoldenTime, which, interestingly, had some really hot Colombianas.
| By Don Marco on Saturday, October 02, 2004 - 08:47 pm: Edit |
Latin Amer. is a first for me-- I've been meaning to check it out, but SEA always seems to beckon when I have free time. I figured that before I get too set in my ways, I better go!
I'm always keen on finding a place to go that is enjoyable when I have 3-5 days. I've had an eye on CTG for 3 years as I was pondering buying a condo at the time JimmyDR bought his.
-dm
| By Wallstreet on Sunday, October 03, 2004 - 12:52 pm: Edit |
DM, nice report. But I'm very skeptical. I just can't believe that sessions in DR a third-rate, third world hole is MORE expensive on your scale then Germany. I know that Germany is expensive, but Sosua is even more so? Or am I reading your scale wrong?
Anyway, nice info, and it's so easy to get there from NY, but please clarify the cost issue.
WS
| By Don Marco on Sunday, October 03, 2004 - 01:38 pm: Edit |
You read it wrong. By looking at the totaling and descriptions, you see that the higher the score the better. High session price is not good and it get's a lower score as the price increases.
So looking at the overall and session scores, you can see that both the session and overall trip costs are roughly 1/2 of what it goes for in Germany.
Heck, I even laid out a simple example for ya !
"accorded their weighting—(e.g., prices ST = 10, 20, 40 at three places, the $10 is allocated 10 points, the $20 a 5, and the $40 a 2.5)"
Hope that helps clear it up
-DM
| By Don Marco on Sunday, October 03, 2004 - 04:25 pm: Edit |
I just finished my last installment and tried to do my best recalling details despite all the beer and chicas distracting me. I enjoyed my stay as I went open minded and adjusted to the flow.
I'm a stroller, observer, and like to explore new places. I was quite happy with the chica quality that I was able to muster up. However, you need some basic spanish skills unless you plan on sticking to the tourist markets. I made it, but it was very tedious at times.
If anyone if heading to Sosua for the first time, feel free to drop me a line with any specific questions that remain after reading current posted info. For any Sosua vets out there, perhaps we'll hook up one of these days for a few beers!
salud!
DM
| By Wallstreet on Sunday, October 03, 2004 - 05:40 pm: Edit |
Thanks for clearing it up. I could have figured it out eventually, but I couldn't find my slide rule.
WS
| By Mongerx on Monday, October 04, 2004 - 08:33 am: Edit |
I just wanted to say that your report rocks! It is very entertaining, full of useful how to info, and has awesome pics. However I am awestruck by the sheer endurance numbers of how long you engage in penetration. A two hour pumping session, man ice down that pecker of yours. And save some ice for that pure girl's puki. The woman meat must have looked like angry ground sirloin after that.
| By Don Marco on Monday, October 04, 2004 - 09:07 am: Edit |
After 3 nights of this, believe I needed to give my ole pecker a rest-- in fact I slept alone night 2 to recoup. The girls meanwhile never seemed to get tired. Usually in SEA they start squinting and feeling the effects after around 15-30 minutes. Not in the DR-- as the time went by they screwed harder,
I was wearing Kimono condoms, which I won't do again. It basically cut off my circulaton down there and took a good minute or two to get on. The condom and the quantity of beer was the reason for the session length
Glad you liked it! We'll have to tip a few in good ole Singapore when I get back
-dm
| By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 - 06:54 pm: Edit |
Here I am back at my corner seat @ jfk (near the AC outlet). Sad life living at airports typing away ain't it
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I was midly surprised to see my DR pics are getting all 5's. Come now hombres-- I've seen your pics and barfines... if these girls are 5's what do you rate your own whores?
over n' out
DM
| By Don Marco on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 - 07:00 pm: Edit |
BTW-- using the current ratings here as a scale, my calculating eye rates these DR pics between a 6.2-6.9, but whadda I know. I had a great time and will be back. Although I much prefer Asian body types, I found plenty of sexy chicas to wear my ole bones out.
| By Don Marco on Friday, November 05, 2004 - 11:35 am: Edit |
I refreshed my memory with my recent SEA trip and I think I was a little harsh on AC in hindsight. I like spinners and while I enjoyed my time in the DR, if your like me and like spinners, AC blows the DR away (in terms of talent).
So:
1. Thailand
2. Singapore
3. AC (as a side trip)
4. DR
5. Montreal
6. Germany
| By Don Marco on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 01:49 pm: Edit |
new Palace web site:
http://www.sosuapalace.com/
| By Gregorio on Saturday, November 13, 2004 - 10:00 am: Edit |
Thanks for the great info on DR. Another place to add to "my list"
As Errol Flynn once said "I don't make enough net income to support my gross habits"...
| By Don Marco on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 05:50 am: Edit |
"my 2005 schedule (no dates yet) is:
4 days CTG
5 days GIG
4 days DR (unless I decide after the 4 days in ctg to allocate the 4 days to ctg rather than the DR)
3 days BKK
12 days Pattaya
3 days cambo"
Well was my plan off!!!!
My actual #s for this year (thus far) are something like so:
0 ctg
0 gig
0 dr
7 bkk
16 pattaya
31 AC
3 SIN
8 Batam
3 TJ
Given that my trip starting tomorrow (YAHOOO!!) will run another 5 weeks, I will more than likely have to pull the plug on Rio once again... (sigh). Although I'm very excited about checking it out, I certainly am NOT going to leave SEA EARLY to go ANYWHERE else.