Day 3

I wake up at about 1100am with this little cuttie wrapped around me and massaging dickie and the twins, did I tell you guys I love this place? After another session I ask her to stay another day, i love fucking this girl. I am not too tall, I am about 5'6" (167 centimeters, i think), the top of this girls head came up to just past my shoulders, I love the shorter girls. I ask her to go shopping, i didn't bring enough clothes so I brought a big suitcase so I can buy some clothes.

We go to the "Made in Thailand" market on second road. That place was so fucking hot during the day, i was sweating like a gerbal in Elton John's pet cage. I bought some big clothes because I know by the end of this trip, i'll be a fat ass. If they were make clothes just for me, I think they should call them "one size fits everything".

After going back to the hotel, TA has to go to her room to get a change of clothes, that gave me a chance to go to the internet cafe in front of the Flipper. Great connection speeds, it is 1.5 baht a minute but a 20 minute minumum which wasn't a problem since i wanted to email some of my friends back home.

When she returned we went to Jomtien, I wanted to join Hard Body Gym, i paid 400 or 500 baht for a 2 week membership. Probably not the nicest gym but it is quite and noone goes there and a great price. Kind of like a sore dick, can't beat it.

After the Gym, we have a few drinks at KR bar, they have a happy hour from 900am- 700pm (1900), 55 baht drinks. After a few beers I asked her if she wanted to go bowling at Jomtien Palm Beach resort just up the street, she said that she would go but didn't want to bowl because she might break a nail. She watched the worst bowler in Thailand, she couldn't stop laughing at me. I bowled 3 games but left after I finally broke a 100. That bowling really did a number on me, i must be getting old and fat. lol

After bowling we go back to the room and have another great session and then we sleep until 1100pm (2300). For some strange reason we slept thru all the soi 8 noise. After we woke up, I insisted we go to Red Lion bar again. .At about 100am we get some soup and head back to the room for another great session and I slept until about 900am. That was a waste of a day.

Day 4
After waking up with this little cuttie wrapped around me she is playing with my one eyed lizard. She must know my one eyed Lizard gets up at least 30 minutes before me. LOL I wanted to go to the Gym that day but I had a morning wood of a lifetime. After another great session i take 1 Andriol pill and head to the gym. Andriol is a Testosterone replacement, i'll take 2 or 3 pills in a 2 week period. The instructions say 3 pills a day but it is know to gain weight taken it. I also bought some Antiestrogen, i'd hate to get bitch tits, wait a minute, I already have them. I took a few Andriol pills because I wanted to workout while on vacation.

I ask TA to meet me at her bar in about 90 minutes, so she thankyou because now she knows she is locked in for at least 1 more day. When I am on vacation i am the biggest pussy in the gym, I did 2 sets and then said "fuck it", i went to the internet cafe that is next to the KR bar. I went back to the Gym and did one more set and then said "Fuck it" again and got a drink at KR bar. I went to the TA's bar and had a few drinks at her bar. I figure a few more beers and back to the hotel for a nap becase there was a big party at the FLB that night.

The mamassan bought me a beer and about 10 minutes later she asked me to ring the bell, I said "sure" what the hell, it is a small bar. Then the mamassan pointed to the girls I should buy drinks for. At first I said "no I have to go back to the hotel". Them I bought a drink for 2 of the girls. I kept drinking and all of a sudden it was time to pay the bill, i said "check bin" and the bill was over 3500 baht. WTF I am thinking, i figure it was 2000-2500 not almost 4000 baht. I should of demanded to look at all the bills but I didn't. It was definitely a case of bill padding, it's my own fault for being a nice guy to the people in the bar. I got back to the hotel and I had a talk with TA, I told her "I am never going back to that bar, I'll give you 200 baht and you can go pay the bill". If i am required to buy her a drink then I won't pay the barfine anymore or she can buy her own drink but I am not going back to her bar. I never went back to her bar, I spent most my time at Red Lion Bar on soi 7, the girls are alot nicer and they aren't trying to hussle you.

I am a little drunk so i decide to take a little nap, i had a party to go to at the FLB. TA took my clothes to the laundry near the hotel, they should be ready the next day. That was a hell of a party, the FLB has some beautiful woman. I get talking to a friend who just got married that day, i went to take a picture of him and his beautiful wife and all of a sudden I spilled a beer on a fellow boardie, again I am very sorry about the beer. I had alot of fun at the party, i should of went solo because there were alot of hotties at the bar.

The place was so loud and it is almost impossible to have a conversation with a person. I get talking to my friend named Mark and he asked me to do a soi 6 run tomorrow, I said "sure. i love that place". Afer talking to my friends, I drink some beers and then I turn to TA and say something I might regret, "you want to say the entire 2 weeks"? WTF was I thinking? LOL I liked fucking this girl, that's why I asked her to stay. She'll get sick of eventually and I can still go off and do my soi 6 runs.

It was getting late or should I say early so I paid the Check-bin, TA was a little tired and I was a little drunk. I went to say bye to some of the members and someone said "you aren't going are you"? You've gotta stay. I said something like "it's too early" I go back to sit with TA and order another beer, she just laughs and she orders a winecooler.

I'm not sure when we left but it was past my bedtime. As we were walking on Walking street, I found a big elephant that i had to feed, they are the coolest animals. TA went to take a picture and it must of spooked the elephant because it was ready to eat my camera. We go to a 7-11 and buy some drinks and tomato juice. I don't remember going to sleep that night so I don't know if we had a session, probably not, if we did, I would of been in and out like a wedding dick.

Day 5
I wake up late and meet Mark at Greg's kitchen, i see my friend that I spilled beer on from the night before and apologize again about the beer, that's alcohol abuse. Mark and I walk down soi 6, the girls say "hello handsome man" I tell Mark "they must be talking to you". We must look so funny walking together, i am the shortest guy on soi 6 and he is the tallest.

Mark is a cool guy, we end up at Jack Tars (i think that is the name) and we sit cross from Red Point watching the girls get the guys in the bar. We see a few guys to rookie mistakes, they go in the bar and watch the fattest girl follow them in. Always talk to the girl on the street and get the girl you want, otherwise Linda Tripp is going to follow you in. There were a few girls worth looking at but alot of girls even my dogs wouldn't look at. The quality on soi 6 has gone down, there are still hotties but you ahve to look or them. I think the TG bar has the best girls on soi 6.

After soi 6 Mark suggests going to soi post office and going to the Pump House. Ever notice that when you in a BJ bar, the first thing you lookat are her teeth? The girl who first came up to me had bad teeth, i'm thinking If she sucks my dick, it is going to hurt the rest of the trip. I pionted to a cuttie who was only 19 years old. By her performance I could tell she hadn't worked there too long. At first she suggests going into the bar instead of a private room because noone was there and the TV didn't work in the room. So i said OK and we go to the bar and she turns on the porno.

About 5 minutes into it the door opens WTF, it thought she locked it. But it was a cuttie who works the bar. About 5 minutes later the door opens again and it was a Thai girl with a farang customer. I said "we go room" she said "OK". After at least 30 minutes i still didn't cum, she kept saying "i'm sorry", i said "no problem". Sometimes i can't cum with a BJ, especially this long into the trip. If I was to fuck her I would of came in 5 minutes but her BJ was terrible. She was one of the cutest girls in the bar when I got there. After the BJ we were sitting in the bar and there were 3 or 4 new girls and a ladyboy. One of the girls had the nicest ass I've ever seen on a Thai girl, they had to be implants, that was one nice turd cutter.

On the way back to the hotel, I see a girl that looks like TA but had a tattoo on her lower back, it can't be her can it? I yelled her name and she turned around. I walked by her bar and they yelled my name, i barely gave them a nod. I was still thirsty so we went to a bar on soi 8 named "Best Bar". I kept telling everyone "this really is the best bar". We get back to the room and found out my #54 Jersey is missing. I have met more FLB members with that jersey. At first I thought I left it home but I didn't, it is lost. I like those Jerseys, they fit comfortably for us big guys.

I've been here 10 times and I wanted to check the Mini golf, like bowling I still suck at it. The last time I went golfing, I shot a 115. If they let me drink on the course I'm fine. After the golf course we went to the Big C and saw the Movie "Terminal" with Tom hanks, funny movie. After the movie we went to the Pizza Company and had pizza, i do get sick of Thai food at times and Pizza is my kind of food. After dinner we walked the beach, you have to be careful walking the beach, every few feet there is a big hole because of the construction. The holes are blocked but at night time you have to be careful. We walk to soi 7 and I suggest going to the Red Lion bar, I like going to a bar where all the girls are nice and the place is run professionally. For those of you have never bee to Red Lion bar, if you are in front of Flipper on soi 7, to the left of Flipper is a bar called Vodka Station (i think that is the name) Red Lion is across from Vodka Station.

After we left the Red Lion bar we go back tothe room for another session, I should be sick of fucking her by now but I wasn't, she was alot of fun. We go to bed early, we had to change hotels the next day, I had a reservation at Residence Garden.

Cheers

KJ

To be continued.