Day 5

TA wakes up before me, my one eyed lizard must of woke her up. I wake up with her on top of me ready to go, i was very ready and so was she. After a great session we go to her bar and pay her barfine for the day, the mamassan was very nice to me that day but i was still a little pissed. I bought TA a drink and I drank a Tiger Beer which ended up being my new favorite beer for the trip. I didn't say two word to the mamassan but talked to the other girls who thought I was funny for some reason. I must be funny looking. After we left the bar we had to check out of our hotel, we walked to beach raod and chartered a bahtbus to the Residence Garden. The 1350 FLB special is a great deal. We got a room on the third floor, TA loved the room.

TA called her friend over, they got along very well.

That night TA had a friend that was getting married, TA and her friend went to the salon and made themselves pretty for the party and would be back in about 90 minutes. That gave me a chance to go to the small store to the left of the hotel, up the hill, maybe about a 3 minute walk from the hotel. I just knew I was going to drink alot that night so I bought some tomato juice and extra water. After dropping that shit off at the hotel, I go to the internet cafe to the left of the hotel, about 15 minutes into my session a ladyboy comes into the internet cafe and sits next to me. Nosey me, i take a peek at his/her screen and they are on msn messenger. I look and there is a picture of a guy with no shirt on making a weird face, he was obviously jerking off. OK, I AM OUT OF HERE.

That kind of freaked me out so I go to the Irish Pub next to the internet cafe and have a few beers. I get talking to this nice man from Ireland who by the way had a hot girlfriend. We all watched a football game together he told me Arsenal was his favorite football team (Europe football) I told him "Liverpool kicks as", he asked me what I was smoking. I told him "next year is Liverpools year". For those of you who don't know, Liverpool New York is my favorite football team. My good buddy is a Liverpool Football fan, he was at my house about a month ago and i am pissed I didn't show him my Liverpool Football Jersey.

After I left the Irish Bar i went back to the hotel and took a shower. Halfway into the shower, the door rings and it is TA and her friend. I am only wrapped in a towel, well that's great, that'll get them horney seeing me and my fatass in only a towel. Wait a minute, in this culture they think we are handsome, I really love that place.

We leave for the party and I arrive with 2 cuttie under each arm, did I tell you guys how much i like this place? The party was alot of fun, the bride was beautiful and the groom seemed very happy. I hope it works for them both.

After the party I convince TA's friend to come to our room, i had alot of drinks in the room that I just bought in the store. In the room TA seemed very horney (don-haa), all the way back to the hotel on the bahtbus I am thinking "this is going to be my first 3-some of the trip". TA and I get it on in the room and her friend is in watching TV in the other room. Our TV in our room is loud (thanks to TA) so her friend would not hear us. During sex i am trying to convince TA to have her friend join in, that would be cool as hell, more fun than Eden. She didn't go for it but her friend did sleep in the same bed after we were done with round one. I was a little drunk from partying all night and so was TA, we both slept naked. Hope i didn't just ruin it for you.LOL. Her friend went to bed with her bra and panties and we go to sleep.

I notice TA and her friend getting a little friendly with eachother, the next thing I know her friend had her top off and has some big titties. TA was very wet and I am right basically right on top of her as she is getting friendly with her friend. I had a boner that was harder than chinese math, she took my cock stuck it in her without a condom. WTF was I thinking? She is looking me in the eyes saying "don't cum, don't cum". Her friend ran out of the room and closed the door. That was some great sex, I hadn't gone bareback in about 2 years. When I finally came I came on her tits and I put my dick near her mouth and she sucked the reast of the cum out of my dick.

After I came, i ran out of the room naked and her friend was looking at me with a smirk on her face and I go to the bathroom naked. In the bathroom I grabbed my cock near my pubic hair with my left hand, i took the right hand and squeezed the rest of the cum out. I then took a piss. I was shaking a little. As i was getting ready to go in the shower, TA walked in and said "you no worry, i get tested" as she put her arms around me. The only thing I am thinking is "how many guys has she done this to"? Part of me did not worry because i have been showering with this girl for the past 5 days and she cleans that pussy before and after sex.

We go back to sleep and TA's friend was sleeping to the far left, TA in the middle, and me to the right. I was about 100am when we get to sleep. About 2 hours later I get a phone call. OK boys, here comes the drama. If you remember my past TR's I used to look up a girl that isn't in the bar business anymore. So "Noi" calls about 300am and i say "hello", noi say's "why you no call me" I think my heart stopped for 30 seconds. I cover the phone and all i hear was "hello, hello". TA comes in the room and sees a look on my face, she knew something was wrong. The phone was still covered, I hang up the phone and I call reception and tell the girl "I am not here". And I have a nice talk with TA and explain the situation. I tol Noi I was coming to Thailand on that day but it was about 3 months ago, i assume she forgot, i hadn't heard from her. WTF do i do, this girl I used to see was a hottie but had turned into a starfish on recent trips.

I tell TA "I like being with you, i want to finish my trip with you". I couldn't blow off TA now. I wanted to see the test she took, I was still shaken about that. TA takes the phone off the hook, i'm thinking "cool, that'll stop her". About 10 seconds after taken the phone off the hook I hear the phone making that terrible beep-beep-beep. We are all on the balconey, dicke and the twins are tiny now. We see Noi walk to her motorbike.

We go to bed, those girls could of given me a lesbian show and I might still be impotent. I am shaken about 2 things now. I finally get to sleep and about an hour later I get another phone call WTF is this, I just told the woman at reception i wasn't here. I wasn't angry with the reception, the hotel has 2 numbers to hold of the room. I pick up the phone "What do you want"? Noi say's "Kevin why you no call me"? i ask "how did you know i come to Thailand, I haven't heard from you in 3 months"? Noi say's "Kevin, now I am at the hotel, i want to speak to you". My life is a living joke, why the hell does this have to happen to me. For some reason I say "ok, come here in 10 minutes". I go to the lobby of the RG and Noi is waiting by the pool, DAMM she looked good. All i could think of is a 4 some in my room. Wait a minute, that isn't going to happen. I get talking Noi and she say's "kevin what is wrong". I say "what is wrong? I haven't heard from you in about 3 months" Noi say's "kevin look in your heart, don't you want to be with me" I look her right in the eyes and say "Noi, i have no heart". How the fuck did I say that? This girl looked great, probably better than TA but Noi was a starfish and I was having the time of my life with TA. I was trying to be very quite with my conversation with Noi, it was about 400am and I am very sorry if I kept any of you up.

I agree to meet her tomorrow/today to talk more. I really didn't want to tak to her but i did't want to wake up anyone at the hotel either.

Day 6

I wake up at 1200, i was supposed to meet Noi at 1pm (1300). TA's friend went home about 700am. We go to the bar where I first met this girl and she is there. I originally go to the bar next to hers and she yells out "KEVIN" and I go to her. Damm I felt uncomfortable, Noi to my right and TA and her friend (she joined us also) to my left. I was like a deer in headlights. Noi say's "what you want to talk about", I say "you want to see me today". We agree
to go the beach and we have a few beers. A mutual friend of ours named "Reed" who is an American living in Pattaya and goes to her bar everyday and has been giving me info on this girl. Now I could care less if she works in a bar or not, i love to read her email saying "no work bar". I could care less if she works bar, i've seen her 4 times in LOS and only paid her barfine on my first visit. I love it when these girls bullshit us. She was giving it her all to try and take me to a different hotel, I was being a dick. I had to, I was having a ball with TA and I have to look at the blood test. All of a sudden Noi yells out "that fucking Leed", she was trying to say "that fucking reed". Sorry guys, i could not help it, I was laughing my ass off, it was brutal but i couldn't help it, that was some funny shit.

WTF do i do? I tell her i have to go the bathroom and I go. I leave the bathroom and I see TA near the bathroom. I have a nice talk with TA. I tell her "i want to stay with you" and she gives me this big smile. On the way back to the baech, i sit with Noi and her friend that joins us who i have met before. I have about 6 tiger beers in me by now, i am a little tipsy and I know we have an audience by now. Noi turns to me and say's 'kevin what do you want" i look at her and say's " I want to pay the bill and get the hell out of here" as i give her 1000 baht to pay the bill, i was hoping she wouldn't bring up "LEED" again. I give her a kiss on the cheek and I turn to go back to the bar and her friend say's "hey, where is mine"? I give her friend a kiss in the lips, oops. Sorry she looked good. I go back to the bar as Noi and her friend sat on the beach. I was very happy to see TA, she is the one I wanted to spend my vacation with.

I am sitting at her bar on beach road talking to TA and her freind. I could see Noi walking back to the bar, i tell TA "I gotta go to the bathroom" and I go tot the bathroom. Noi returns and I didn't feel like talking anymore, I go to an internet cafe near the bar. I get an email from LEED, he say's "Noi does not wor bar anymore". Personally I thought he was full of shit, I later told TA about LEED and said "he same as thai man, he stay here too long". I don't believe it, i've been here 10 times and LEED likes going to the bar everday.

After the internet I come back to the bar and NOI says "kevin, i want to talk to you",for some reason the woman were not angry I took my beer across beach road. Noi turns t me and say's "kevin, i know you barfine that girl from @#%*#@, you have a decison, you want me or you want her", i say "that's easy, i want her". Noi quickly say's "wait, wait, wait, I say that wrong" I get talking to her "Noi, i have a change of heart, I boring with you" ( i talk so she could understand). I didn't want to cause a scene so i say "maybe i'll call you later". Noi goes on her motorbike and I say to TA and her friend "Let's get out of here".

TA's friend takes a baht bus somewhere and we go to soi 13, i wanted to look up a friend on soi 13, i had a Vegas calendar for him. He was busy wuth a TG so I told him i will call him later.

We charter a bahtbus to RG. The entire ride to RG, TA was very quite, she had a feeling I was going to take NOI. No fucking way. I ask Noi if she was hungry and she was. I take her to one of te best restaurants in Pattaya, it is a restaurant near Residence Garden, it is called "Nitra". If you leave RG and take a left and took at the Plaza across from the internet cafe, to the right is a great laundry and to the far left, next to Mini Golf is a place called Nitra, very good food.

TA and I go back to the room and I have a long talk to her. I tell her" she is going to ruin my vacation, she knows where I am staying and will bother us" i ask her "what you want to do"? she is clueless. I ask her "you want to go to your hometoen for a few days and then change hotels"? Se says "yes" so we are to take a road trip the next day. I go to the reception and make sure it is OK we can only pay for 2 days.

This is my last night at RG, alot of you may think i am crazy and you may be correct. I wanted to stay with TA because she was alot of fun, great personality and a funny girl which i like. I am a bit of a joker, i think I finally found my match.

I'll end part 4 here
cheers
kj
to be continued, KJ and TA take a road trip, not to worry, i am not married.

(Message edited by kjvegas on October 14, 2004)

Damn, that's one hell of a drama you got going there, kj. What's a starfish?

A woman that lays in bed in the "star" formation. Pretend she's making a snow angel without moving her arms or legs. In effect, a dead lay.

E

Oh! Oh! I think we have a new term to add to the CH dictionary? What do you think Murasaki?

Never looked to see if that one's listed. I've referred to bad lays as starfish before - I just thought it was a common term.

E

I checked. It's not listed. But I remember you using the term while we were in AC. I picked up on it as well and started using it somewhat in my posts and reports.

Great minds, eh?

E

"...she's making a snow angel without moving her arms or legs." lol! That was hilarious!

I think starfish is in use enough in the general population to warrant an entry. Will add it henceforth.

Thanks for the nice comments guys. I did the right thing by getting rid of the starfish, i had a ball with TA, I might look her up again if she is available, if not, there are 30,000 other girls in Pattaya. I'm planning a mid March - early April (leave before Songkran)trip to LOS. I hope for 3 weeks in Pattaya.
cheers
kj
part 4 coming soon