Porker, Size 15 and I piled into the taxi late (thanks to me) and headed off to the airport in anticipation of AC. We hit the gate with minutes to spare and climbed aboard the PoS Kuwait Air flight on our way to AC. My last trip sucked BIGTIME and so I had a lot of catching up to do.

Stopped by Blue Fox and found me some some trashy girls. I told them they were gonna stay ST, but I NEEDED some lezbo action and wanted to boff all three. No objections and they returned to my room.

These girls proceeded to eat an unbefuckinlieveable amount of food, then fucked my brains out. Trust me, there are worse things in life.

These pics include Ruby. She’s a PERFECT example of all the gray matter from the brain draining into her cans. She’s smart like the dirt on her feet.

Another girl included in this batch is Paula. She’s a GREAT fuck, but be careful as she gets asthma attacks. Saw her in the bar one time and she could barely breathe. Methinks that’s not the best thing for a spirited shag or deep throat BJ.

Photos: AC NY 208 209 210 211 212 214 215 216 217 221 222

Also grabbed this slag from Santos St. She’s one of those blessed/cursed with a GREAT body and a butherface. Tried to select the most flattering shots for her. Trust me, it was NOT easy.

Photos: AC NY 228 229 230 231

I found a girl in town that I ended up keeping with me most of the nights I stayed there. We celebrated the new year in my room, fucking and listening to gunfire in the distance. Oh yeah, New Years in AC sounds a LOT like New Years in South Central Los Angeles.

I don’t really want to post TOO many pics. Suffice to say she’s now one of my “girlfriends”. She’s become quite the keeper.

Photos: AC NY 232 233

Here’s a door girl from Confetti’s. She has since moved to Tomcats (where the Aussies go). I knew her for close to a year before I actually asked her to join me for the evening. She’s always been ULTRA sweet and a wonderful woman. She’s one of those I’ll ALWAYS buy drinks for. Wonderful girl…

Photo: AC NY 234

This is the ONLY photo of a street urchin that made the cut. She’s got tattoos ALL over and has put on a LOT of weight from when I first boffed her last year. Still, all in all, an OK lay. Better then a sharp stick in the eye for $5.35US

Photo: AC NY 235

This is another Santos lady. She’s a LOT better looking then most of the trolls from those bars. She’s a bit sassy, but a WONDERFUL value at ST for under $9US. I just had to include the shot with her and her cellphone.

Photos: AC NY 236 237 238

While barhopping with Porker, I ended up with finding this girl. She’s one of those that has a GREAT body. Now, her face ain’t so bad… until she smiles. Once she grins it looks pretty doofy. I ended up trashing a LOT of her pics because she had that goober look. Didn’t want folks to get the wrong idea about my brown girls, eh?

I had my video camera and asked her if video was OK. She said “sure”. I even asked her if she’d sign a release for an extra 1000P. I got her to agree to three hours in the room, HARDCORE video and pics, and to sign a model release. Were I generating “creative content” for porn websites she’d be the first on my list.

Oh, forgot to mention - GREAT RACK!!

Photos: AC NY 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247

This girl is one of my Cambodia Club girls. I pulled her over for a chat and we ended up having a LOT of fun. She was VERY quiet with me at first. Eventually she warmed up and we started talking a lot. She told me she doesn’t go barfine with customers a lot. As a matter of fact, she told me she’d not been with a customer for SIX MONTHS before I paid her bar. Yeah, whatever.

Ended up boffing her and she was TIGHT!! Fucking for 5 minutes drew blood from the box. Dropped my load and sent her home.

Photos: AC NY 248 249 250 251

Porker and I had a “party” with two girls. I ended up inviting them both over to continue the party the next day without a fourth participant. They were terribly accommodating.

Photos: AC NY 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262

Found this chunky little mess at Dirty Duck. She was dancing and her bikini could barely contain her (tops AND bottoms). She gets back to my room and tells me she’s a model. I’m thinking maybe the Krispy Kreme’s calendar or something. OK, she’s not THAT big, but if she was a model it was before the yearlong adobo festival in her hometown.

Too bad I can’t post the pics of her box. She’s got these fluffy puss lips that looked and tasted sooooOOOOoooo good.

Photos: AC NY 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272

This one was bouncing between clubs for a bit. I finally caught up to her during a brief stint at Camelot. She has such a precious little turdcutter and I wanted a taste. She ended up being quite the starfish, but I kind of expected it going in. Methinks she’s someone that should NOT be a whore for a living.

Photos: AC NY 273 274

Last, but CERTAINLY not least, I brought along a favorite, and her “cousin”, to join me on the ride back to Manila. I ended up getting a nice double BJ from them and even fucked them both in the back of the car on the way to Manila. My driver, as always, was cool and professional.

One thing about this trip is with ALL the construction going on there was a LOT of traffic!! Of course, we left the hotel late and so by the time we got into the actual city of Manila I was thinking “I’m gonna miss my flight and need to grab a room here for the night."

Well, my driver was gonna have NONE of that. He wanted me OUT of the country!! We ended up doing 140kph down the main drags and burning EVERY red light. He earned a FAT tip for that ride. What doesn’t kill you ONLY makes you stronger, eh?

Here’s my farewell to AC:

Photos: AC NY 275 276 277

E

Nice report. Great tits on that one girl with the tattoo on her belly button.

The latest batch features some great pics of some pretty damned hot girls, IMO. Ms. Perfect Tits from the Club has some VERY nice shots, and AC NY 36 shows them in all their glory, sticking straight out and looking RIPE. My pics of her from the bar show her with the doofy look you describe. DeLETING pics? BLASPHEMY! CD's cost what, 30 cents each? Burn a disc and give it to your friend Porker for Xmas and I'll certainly give them the appreciation you can't! Shit, that's a long way off... How 'bout Halloween!

Also, I love the shots of our half-Japanese friend with the hair covering her face and showing some pretty damned firm cleavage herself. I was REALLY wanting to find her last trip and try out the super snug box once again. It didn't take much to fill her up. The pics of her friend, however, didn't really do her justice, I thought, nor did the ones I took of her. She was no beauty queen, but that chick had a DAMNED nice body except for not having any boobage.

Thanks for the pics.

Porker

I can't believe you actually took the time on Mexican dialup to look at those pics!! Will wonders never cease...

The half-jap is a cutie, but needed work on her attitude. When she opened her mouth, it was oftentimes to say "NO". Granted, this never stopped us, but still annoying nonetheless. Her friend had a face for radio and tits like a concrete slab but an ass for pounding. Also, her WET BJs were great.

That girl with the doofy face - I had to toss a LOT of the pics because her face looked SO FUCKED UP!! I have pics in the low 2.x and even I was afraid to post those here!! Too bad as her box was a nice ride and her body flawless...

Fear not, all the "pink" shots are safely archived on my DVD-ROMs. I did not delete them, but rather dumped them from the directories I set up for working on the hombre pics.

E

Chapter photos fully integrated

Porker, which girl (by number, if possible) are you calling the "half Japanese" girl?

Wow sign me up for a tour of duty with that matchstick with tits from the Cambodia. She has got the skinny but does she have the flexibility to be in the Gumby Girls Club?

MX

That girl from Camdobia Club DEFINITELY had a Batam "X meets ICE" bod, but she's not a fuck-you-through-the-mattress type. Bummer. However, her ass is nothing short of SPECTACULAR!!

Scotsman

Pic 252-262 are of the party with the half-Japanese girl and her friend.

E

AC NY 46+47 are her.

BTW, I know ratings are beaten to death here, but I was online very, very early this morning, and many of the Epi pics posted over night got rated with ONES by some retard who happened to be the first to vote for them. There have been pics that I've personally posted that I may have rated in the 1's myself, but jeez, man, these are nowhere near bad, much less HORRIBLE. Seems to me like somebody needs to be called out on the carpet for a public flogging.

(Message edited by porker on November 01, 2004)

I was referring to the number in the report, not the name of the actual pic. Good catch Porker.

And yes, there are just some people that are retarded. I guess if the ass ain't big like a bus it don't get a good number from some people.

I remember once you told me that you'd NEVER have a pic with a high score because too many people hated you. Guess I got the same "admirers", eh?

E

To borrow a line from another board: "It's all about the FANS!!!"

I like the chunky girl -- "Ms. Krispy Kreme." Definitely my favorite body style...a little bit of padding with some dark, puffy lips. So, that being the case, Krispy Kreme has got to be the BEST looking Filipina I've ever seen here on CH (and, for that matter, one of the sexiest women I've seen in my life -- and I live in Hawaii!).

Too bad I got hooked up with a girlfriend five months ago (ahhh! That explains my absence here from CH, heh heh). I still have some credit with Delta Airlines, for that flight to Thailand that I cancelled five months ago.

But, hey, I will always be a monger at heart...and, probably, back to my old ways very shortly. Girlfriends are a pain in the ass sometimes.

Guzybear

Ms. Krispy Kreme was fun in the bar and I decided to roll the dice with her because her attitude was a positive one (and I wanted to play with her sweatermeat!!). Who says Porker and I don't have anything in common, eh?

While "bulky", she still has a womanly shape. There are a LOT of chunky women that are just FAT, this one actually has more curves then just her belly and I found that... somewhat compelling after all the other stick figures that passed through my room.

If you like her, check out Ruby. She's part of the 3-girl pics at the beginning of this report section. They're both kinda dumb, but I found Ruby's attitude, and body, MUCH better... not to mention a better fuck.

I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad for you that you have a GF. I know how much they can "confound" our hobbying, but if that's what makes you happy go for it!! You want to talk about "complicated" - I have a GF in Thailand!! Still, enough opportunities to get some "strange" from time to time...

Glad you like the pics. I got some more from part 5 being posted soon. Hope you like 'em.

E

Check out my pics entitled "Cambodia Skinny"...its her. She looks a bit darker and with less makeup in your pics...much better. Incredible body and great fuck but zero English.

Blazers

Wouldn't use the words "great fuck", but she's decent. A bit passive, but I didn't pick her because I wanted to fuck a tasmanian devil!! Still, she was into it. She had just finished mens and so she started "spotting" after a few minutes.

If I drag myself back there I may just take it out for another testdrive...

E

Another great report. I like your writing style, well written and humorous at the same time. I love it when you refered to her ass a "turdcutter".
You post some great pics, i love your taste in woman. I've never been to AC but it is on my To-do list.
Thanks for sharing
KJ