Day 11

I wake up with TA playing with dickie and the twins, TA's right hand and my one eyed Lizard became good friends in my 2 weeks with her, we'd be sleeping and her hand would be on automatic pilot. After a morning session and shower I turn the "make up room" sign around and we go eat. After a quick breakfast, we return to the room and the maid had already cleaned the room, or least that is what I though, i didn't lock the door because I thought we were going to finish packing and leave. I am sitting on the bed and all of a sudden TA tackled me and she was on top of me and then she started tickling me and i am laughing like a little girl. All of a sudden the maid walked in with TA on top of me, the maid jumped when she saw us. My face was as red as a lobster.

We hire a Tuk Tuk and go to the bus station. We arrive at about 10:25am, the bus for Pattaya left at 10:30, perfect timing except the busride was terrible and the driver was a fucking idiot, he must of honked the horn 1000 times in the 6 hour busride, out of all the busdrivers in Thailand, we had to have the guy with roadrage.

There were alot of cutties on the bus, I could tell there were some girls going to Pattaya for the first time to work and they had this scared look on their faces. I couldn't sleep on the bus so I get talking to TA, i turn to her and ask "want to have sex right here on the bus"? She say's "sure" and starts to get on top of me, only a few people saw because most people were sleeping or trying to sleep. We get talking about the condoms being in the bag and then I start talking about us having sex before with no condom, she said "I show you test when we get to Pattaya".

We finally arrive in Pattaya and I couldn't be happier to get off the bus. We get our bags from under the bus and the guy wanted 20 baht for bag storage. WTF is this? I've taken alot of buses in Thailand and never paid 20 baht for bag storage. The bag is big but still WTF is that, i hate being taken even over 20 baht. TA knew it was bullshit also, i go to get my wallet and TA said "here I have it" and she pulls out alot of change, I'm thinking "that's my girl", she had about 12 baht in change and I give the guy eight 1 baht coins. We charter a bahtbus to take us to Jomtien Boathouse, I wanted to be near the Gym but i didn't realize it was so far down.

The Jomtien boathouse is a nice place, it is the RG's sister property, the rooms look exactly like the RG's but about half the size. We had a nice room facing the beach.

After checking in, I go to the Gym, for those of you checking me out, i have to look good for the photos, some of you read the TR's with their pants around their ankles. While I was at the Gym, TA went to her loom a to get some clothes and the aids test she took, i left our loom key at the front desk. After the gym I go to the internet cafe next to the KR bar, it is a nice internet cafe but sometimes their computers are very slow. I emailed my friend and I could hear a TG talking to her Tee rok on the phone, "I only love you, sorry I never turn of my phone" bla bla bla. I was trying my best not to laugh but i couldn't help it. When i was emailing my friend I mentioned that there was a TG talking on the phone and when she stopped talking I told my friend "I gotta go, she is off the phone".

As I left the internet cafe I saw a sign at KR bar that offers 55 baht drinks from 900am -700pm (1900), it was around 8pm (2000) but I would go back anyway. I get back to the room and TA is watching Thai TV. I ask her if she was hungry and she was, we eat at the restaurant at the hotel, during dinner I asked TA if she wants to go to KR and have a few beers and play pool (snooker) and she was up for it. The KR is recently remodeled and is a nice bar with nice girls that don't hussle you for a drink.

Our game of pool took over 30 minutes, there is only one think I am worse at than bowling, it is pool. Now pocket pool I am the master of but any pool I play in public, i suck at. I say "fuck it" and sit down and have a Tiger beer, I'd might as well stick to what I am good at.

After the beer and shitty pool game TA and I go back to the room and watch TV, I am looking at the test and it might of been the beer talking but I ask her "ok we boom boom no condom again". I said it jokingly but she said "OK but no cum here" . So after a shower I go muff diving and then go to kiss her, i ask her "how you taste"? I don't think she understood what I was saying. I am now next to her on the bed on my knees and I am fingering her, she then goes to give me a nice blowjob. Now my one eyed lizard is looking at the ceiling ready to go. We have sex with her on top, it took me a while to cum, i actually though by balls were completely drained, and I finish on top and I cum on her nice tits. She didn't suck out the rest of the cum, i went to the bathroom and squeezed out the rest of the cum.

Day 12

We both slept great that night but woke up at 10:00am by her phone, one of her tee roks called, that kind of pissed me off because I was trying to sleep. I get a bite to eat at the restaurant at the hotel and TA eats at a small restaurant next to the hotel. I finish eating first, of course i do, i work in a Vegas casino and I only get 20 minute breaks so everytime I go and eat I always eat fast, i hate it.
Anyway, I go to the restaurant where TA is eating and I see she is on the phone talking to another tee rok, I'm sitting with her and she keeps talking and barely agknowlages me. I say "i go room" TA say's "kevin wait" I say "it's ok, you talk to your customer". I go back ot the hotel and sit on the balcony. About 20 minutes later she arrives at the room, I was kind of pissed so when she arrived I said "I go to the Gym", she could see I was a little pissed she said "you ok" I said "sure once I get out of here". I go to the Gym and internet cafe, the computer was so slow, I couldn't get anything done, I ask the girl working there if I could change computers and she said "sure". I change computers and that one was shitty also. I never got anything done and the woman knew that but she still charged me, my bill was 18 baht, I gave her 20 baht and said "here you need it more than me". I was pissed and I will never go back to that internet cafe again. Actually i'll probably never stay in Jomtien again.

I go back to the room and she is talking to another tee rok. I'm thinking what is today, call TA day? After she hangs up the phone she say's "Red lion has a party today". I go back to the room and took a nap, she wanted to cuddle but i told her "I want to sleep". I woke up at about 6pm (1800) and TA wasn't back yet, I was thinking of getting a Short time but I was too lazy so I eat at the restaurant at the hotel, which by the way has great food.

TA finally comes back to the hotel and guess what happened? She got another call from a tee rok. I told her "you butterfly"and she say's "yes". I told her "no more sex without condom". I fucked her twice without a condom and it was stupid, it was fun but stupid.
We go to the KR bar and talk very little, one of the girls started talking to TA which was great, there wasn't much talking between us.
I tell her "i'll be right back" TA say's "where you go", I didn't answer her as I walked away, i went to the pharmacy near KR bar. The owner is a great guy and has a cool dog, everytime i went there in this visit, the dog wasn't there. Hope he didn't eat him. I ask "where is your dog" he said "home". I was relieved the dog was still alive.

I get back to the bar have another Tiger beer and then we head to soi 7 for the party. On the way in the bahtbus, she gets yet another call, i think this tee rok was her favorite, she was teling him how much she loved him or is it his money? By now I am ready to get rid of her, these phone calls are getting annoying, the first one was a little funny but after a while, it gets old. When she got off the phone i tell her "give me that phone" and I shut it off, she didn't turn it back on.

The party was a great time and the woman are very hot at the bar. I am drinking some tiger beer and 3 farangs drive up on motorbikes. The hottest girl at Red Lion starts talking to them, this girl is fucking hot with nice tits, about the same size as FLb Nat's breasts. Anyway, this girl was talking to these 3 guys for about 10 minutes and she comes back and they take off. I ask her "what are they gay"? She say's I'm not sure, they want 3 guys and 1 girl. Ok, yes they are gay, very gay. 3 naked guys and 1 naked hottie? The question isn't if they are gay but how long they have been gay. They are definitely gay, i asked her if she sent them to boystown, she just laughed. I think 3 guys and 1 hot TG is gay, I think that is like sharing your icecream cone. I ask they girl if she wants to come back to our hotel for a threesome and she just laughed.

I had to break the seal (go to the bathroom for the first time) that kind of upset me because i'll be going every 5 minutes now. There was a cuttie working next to the bathroom collecting money. I went to get 5 baht and she could see a 1000 baht note, she say's "I'll take that". I jokingly say "you go short time 1000 baht". Her eyes lit up but I didn't take her, someone had to watch the bathrooms. When i finished using the bathroom, I saw her talking to a Thai man, I'm thinking to myself "this is where i get my ass kicked" but he didn't say anything, he might of wanted his girl to make a few baht for him.

TA and I drank alot that night, too much, about an hour later TA is drunk and starting to hit on every guy in there. After a few more beers I pay checkbin and finish my beer. One of her friend points to TA and TA is talking to a thai man with her hand on his shoulder, that was it, i went to the bathroom and when I came back, i gave her the phone and her wallet that I was holding onto, I said "bye bye" and walked away quickly. As i went to cross the street, i checked for traffic and i could see her running after me. She say's "kevin why you go"? I said "FUCK YOU, you can come back to the room and get your shit and get the fuck out of here". She say's "what's the matter" I say "It's fine you want to fuck every guy you meet but it is fucking rude the way you have been acting". I may of said more i'm not sure, i was drunk.

The entire way home she is crying nonstop. I'm an easy guy to get along with but that really pissed me off. I talked alot and I know a thai man listening in the restaurant. I ask her "did you want to fuck a thai man tonight"? "A thai man with a small penis"?(but i said penis in Thai).

I know she is a girl working in a bar, that isn't why i was pissed, what pisses me off is when she is answering phone calls every 5 minutes, one or two calls are fine, it was a little funny but when she is getting calls every 5 minutes, that pissed me off. i know what you guys are thinking and you are correct she isn't my girl, just my turn but when she is getting calls nonstop, that is when you have to get rid of her.

Guess what guys? No boom boom that night. I woke up with a bad hangover, i felt like shit. I ask her "up to you, you want to stay or go"? She say's "i want to stay". I say "than you gotta turn off that phone". She said "ok". TA and I have a nice talk and part of me wanted to stay, i didn't feel like going to the ATM then.

I'll end this part here, let the flames begin.
cheers
kj
to be continued

No flames really but you violated several prime LOS mongering rules. First NEVER bring a girl to Pattaya!! Why the fuck would you do that ?? Second -- no problem at all with you're being pissed about the cell phone and her flirting with other dudes in the bar. What I cannot understand is why you let her stay after all that. Your first response was the correct one . Dump the bitch fast.

I'm sure you know Thai BG's can buy a negative HIV cert for a few hundred baht even if they are known positive. Paper is useless unless you both go to Bumrungrad and get checked-- results available in about 2 hours. Still no guarantees but a lot safer if you like to bareback and of course who doesn't.

BTW---Continued great report .

My tolerance for cell phone bullshit from bargirls is NIL. I've already mentioned my "rules".

If you're crazy about the girl I understand you wanting to keep her around, but I would probably have kicked her to the curb for jerking me around so much.

Of course, it doesn't really matter what any of US think you should do - you did what you did and that's the way it should be. It's YOUR vacation and you're only accountable to your wallet.

The most important thing to remember is on your trip is you're the boss. Don't apologize for anything short of killing someone.

E

Thanks for the nice comments guys. This was my 10th trip to LOS and it was one of my favorite even though i didn't have the most girls. I'm going back in mid March and will probably be back to my normal butterflying, i met a girl that i like hanging with and of course fucking. As far as going bareback, it is a little scarey and i'll probably never do it again but I also squeezed out the cum in my dick after sex, iread that that in Men's health.

I think it is more gross making out worth a girl who gave a guy a BBBJCIM.

Khun_mor,
I originally met TA in Pattaya but we took a road trip when an ex tee-rok bothered us.

Epimetheus,
Well said, I couldn't agree with you more. Thanks for the nice comments.
cheers
kj