Day 15
I wake up early, before TA and her hand but not before my one eyed lizard. I go to eat a Balance bar and pop an Andriol pill which ended up being my last Andriol of the trip. I go to the Gym and had a great workout. The Hard Body Gym is still my favorite in Pattaya, it probably isn't the nicest but it is never crowded, it is 3 stories, i usually use the second and third floor. When I return from the Gym, TA was getting ready to go to the Temple. I remembered i had to call and reconfirm the car to Bangkok the next day, I hired Somsak Taxi Service. We ended up chartering a bahtbus to the Temple.
I'm not Buddhist so I felt like a Blind man at an orgy, i had to feel my way around.
It was a great time, I was given a bracelet by the Monk for good luck. OK guys, tell me it doesn't mean we are married.
Just Joking. I bought a box of birds that I set free, for good luck. Last week I was losing my football bets and I tore the bracelet off.
After the Temple we go to TA's bar and i say goodbye to the girls and I buy TA a drink, when TA was done with her first drink, the mamassan asked me if i wanted to buy her another drink, i said "no", that was the last words the mamassan spoke to me and that was the last I talked to the mamassan. She found out TA and I drank beer at Red Lion on soi 7almost everyday so she was pissed at us. That bitch cost the bar alot of money by me not drinking there everyday, she asked for it.
During the drink at the bar I get talking to nice farang who was about twice my size, he had 2 ladies that was all over him like flies on shit, of course they were, this guy had thousand baht notes in his hand, this guy was really spending the money. TA said something to her friends at the bar, i'm not sure what it was but all of a sudden the girls came up and gave me a nice hug. When I hugged the hottest girl in the bar, i gave her a Bear Hug and wouldn't let go for a few seconds, everyone laughed except for porky pig who then i realized the hottie was with him. I ended up buying the guy a drink, i'd hate to get in a fight in Pattaya, i'd probably get my ass kicked, not because this guy is bigger but because my testosterone was very low. The guy turned to me and said " i think these girls like me", the bastard couldn't of said that at a worse time, i was taking a sip of beer and nearly spit it out.
I ask the guy (while i wasn't trying to laugh) "you think they like you"?; "Dude, they like your money". Then he say's "no,no,no, one of the girls told another girl something and she has been nice to me since". I told him "she probably told her that you have money and spend alot of money, you think these girls like our fatasses"? He wouldn't listen, i told him "Ok, good luck to you". We leave the bar and I said goodbye to everyone, the girls all said "bye bye" and I said to the high roller farang "have a good trip".
After we left the bar, we go back to the hotel and take a nap. I set my alarm for 1 hour, i didn't want to sleep much that day, we had alot to do still. We wake up at about 5pm (1700), TA and I ate at the Jomtien Boathouse restaurant and I paid TA for her 2 weeks with me, I gave her 17,000 baht, keep in mind I paid her 2500 before and I bought her a 500 baht phonecard, I wanted to pay her 20,000 baht for 14 days.
During dinner TA left the phone in the hotel while we ate. During dinner I ask her "what you want to do tonight". She said "up to you"? I said "how about we go to KR bar for a few drinks, a game of snooker and then we go see our friends at Red Lion bar"? She said OK.
We both have a few drinks at KR bar, we play a game of snooker, it ended up being our quickest game, it only took 20 minutes because I sunk the #8 ball when i wasn't supposed to. After snooker we go to the Red Lion bar and got a nice warm welcome from the girls. The girls there are so nice and I never bought the girls a drink.
TA gave me 2 beautiful flower necklaces, (yes i know there is a name for it but i can't think of it). I thank her and kiss her. As we were both drinking our drinks, I get a tap on the shoulder and see a cute Thai girl say "good luck to you tomorrow". The next thing i see is all the girls in the bar lined up with these flower necklaces for me, they all said "good luck tomorrow" and gave me a hug. I couldn't fit all the flowers on my head.
The girls were so nice I told TA "I have to ring the bell", she said "up to you" so i go and ring the bell for the girls, they were all grateful.
After a few more Tiger beers I told TA, "I have to use the bathroom", I really had to go. As I was walking from the bathroom, I hear somone yell out "Hey Kevin" I looked and everyone looked blurry, I then see a girl walk towards me quickly, i am thinking "not Noi again", then i hear 2 people nicely say "Kevin over here", as i walk towards them I could see it was a freind of mine that I met a few days earlier. I have a nice conversation with them, very nice people. I must of been talking with them because i could see TA walk near the bathroom looking for me. I could see she was looking for me, about 3 minutes of me watching her look for me, I yell out "TA" and she comes over and she recognizes my friend and his lady. After a nice chat with my friend and his lady, i go back to the Red Lion bar and talk to the ladies, one of the ladies was going to 7-11 nearby and asked if we needed anything, i wanted to get Cigarettes for my younger brother, they are about $1(40 baht) in LOS and about $4(160 baht) in Vegas. I'm not a smoker, well cigarettes anyway.
After alot of goodbyes at the bar, TA and i are walking down either soi 7 or 8, i'm not sure, i was a little tipsy but i heard another "Kevin" Ok, now it'll be Noi, nope, not Noi but it was my friend again and his lady. We drink another beer at a bar, i forgot the name but it was a nice bar and inexpensive beer. I had another nice chat with my friend his lady and a nice man originally from England but lives in Pattaya, lucky guy.
After a few more beers, it was time to go, we charter a bahtbus to walking street, my friend and his girl go to the FLb, i ask TA if she wants to go to the FLB and then we can give the flowers to some of the ladies, she said "OK", she said OK as she looked me with a smile on her face, she knew i could barely stand up at that point of the night. We went back to the room, I made sure the alarm was set and i made sure reception gave us a wake up call, actually TA made sure of both, she was the sober one. Before I got to sleep, i drank 2 cans of Tomato Juice, that helps prevent a hangover the next day.
We slept good that night, no boom boom but i would of had a wedding dick anyway with all the beer i drank.
Day 16
I wake up and I felt like shit, not because I drank more than a Kennedy the night before, because i had to leave that day. We wake up at 600am, we are both sitting in bed looking at eachother. I ask TA "one more boom boom for the road" She said "OK" We were going at it forever, it might of been the beer from the night before, it might of been all the shagging in that trip. I finally came and there was more cum than I thought, i thought my balls were completely drained. I came on her tits, I went to pick her up and i was very weak. A few years ago i tore a root out of the ground at my old house but now i can't even pick up a little Thai girl. We have a nice shower together, I clean my dick and I clean her while she cleans me.
I am finish packing and all of a sudden TA gives me this big hug and wouldn't let go of me. Then the Phone rings, ahhh saved by the bell, it was the driver, he was supposed to be there at 7:30am and he called at 7:30am. I love professional service. I used "Somsak taxi service". I paid either 800 or 850 plus tolls and he took me the airport. I highly recommnend Somsak, here is the number: 09-045-7520.
At the airport I had to wait about 30 minutes to check in, it sucked,i hate waiting for stuff and ihate slow people, must be the New Yorker in me. After i check in I walk with TA upstairs and watch the planes take off, she looked great, i asked her if we can boom boom here at the airport? She say's "where" I grab her hand and say "bathroom" and start to walk in the bathroom. It was time to go thru Passport Control, i had a ticket for the Evergreen Deluxe lounge, i told TA I have to go. We were near the escalator, i was thinking she was going to walk with me to the Passport Control entrance, she say's in a soft voice " i say goodbye here, i don't want to walk over there" i was ready to say "what's the matter" and I could see she was crying. I say "no cry, i am a crazy man". We hugged for about 5 minutes and then i told her "i call you". I breezed thru Passport Control and found a phone and called TA "I Kit-toon Khoon" (i miss you). I wanted to cheer her up before I left.
I got on the plane and flew Cattle Class to Taipei and Evergreen Deluxe to LAX. I'll end my TR here. I hope you all enjoyed my reports, i love the Trip Report section of this board, it is the only section I read with my pants around my ankles.
cheers
kj
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