By Cantgetenuff on Tuesday, November 09, 2004 - 11:06 pm: Edit |
PART 3 AND FINAL COMMENTS
I am going to condense the rest of the time that I spent in the LOS into this last segment. As this is my first trip report, comments and constructive criticism from the vets are welcome.
I want to point out that at the time I took this trip I wasn't a member of CH and so the photos were just vacation snaps. I never thought that I'd be writing about the experiences, but I was encouraged to do a trip report so I gave it my best shot. On my trip next month, I shall be more prepared.
I met some really nice bargirls in the following days and always had Eve or other ladys as backups. It was grand. I think it was the next night, that after a meal, I was walking with my monger friend and his current flavor of the month G/F when we pasted a bar in Nakula. I was scanning the bars as we walked and about the time I turned around, I saw my friend whisper something to his G/F. I was too busy zoning in on someone at the bar to catch it. The object of my attention was a tall pretty pooying named Lee, with a close second beauty, her friend. After a few drinks, I asked my friend what he had whispered and he said "ask her", pointing to his G/F. My friend, it turned out, knows my tastes well, because he had whispered that he was surprised that I didn't stop for that one (Lee) as it was the type I like. It was, I just had a 30 second hesitation!!
Photos: Lee 10 11
I like tall slim thais, maybe because they are hard to find:] But hey, everyone to his own, right! Anyway, she was very tall for a pooying and very attractive. I hope the photo does her justice. {I know Epi, I need a better camera, it is on order, I promise.} Lee and I go for coffee at Starbucks on Beach Road, where #2 photo was taken and then to the hotel.
I'd like to say Lee met or exceeded all my fantasies in bed but truth is she wasn't that great. Reserved like Eve and it took a lot of work on my part to get her with the program, though unlike Eve she did stay all night. In the morning the second performance was an improvement but nothing too great.
I start to think that maybe I am going about this all wrong and refering back to my monger notes I realized what was wrong. I was going for looks. I had often found as most mongers here know, that, most of the good lookers are lousy in the sack. The best lays are the not so beautiful but enthusiastic types. So, I decided it was time to call Yowl the massage lady. She didn't strike me as a great beauty but what the hell a good massage couldn't hurt. She said she would come over for free at midnight. Can't beat that, in Pattaya. At 12:10 AM she knocks on the door. I offer her a drink and ask her if she has the strength left for a massage. She enthusiastically nods, yes, with a beautiful smile!! Well here is a switch ,I thought. She gives me a fantastic 2 hour, oil massage, during which I doze in and out, totally relaxed. Then she runs a bubble bath and washes the oil off, drys me, takes a shower and hops into bed next to me. Catching a glimspe of her body as she unwraps the towel I become aware she has a nice body. Soon I realize she has nice lips too and before I know it I am getting a BBBJ, well it just got better and better from then on. For about an hour we were at it, in all positions. She did everything I asked, on top, underneath. The only thing she didn't want was DATY. Which was fine with me cos I'd already eaten and it was more out of a sense of obligation and curiousity that I asked anyway. She explained that she didn't think that was good for me and I didn't argue. Again, out of curiousity, and seeing how far she would let me go, I asked her if she would let me in the backdoor and she said "up to you if you want". I didn't take her up on it that night but noted it for the future. Either she is an actress worthy of an acadamy award or she hasn't been touched by a man in many moons or she just dug me and was super horney, whatever it was, I had agreat time and it WAS NOT HARD WORK. A real GFE.
We feel a sleep all peaceful and in the morning she never mentioned money before leaving. I had slipped some in her bag-only 500 baht but she didn't even look.
Photos: Yowl 12 13
The next night I hooked up with a former teacher turned barlady called Ann. We all went to dinner and then back to the hotel. I was thinking short time but after we started I decided to keep her for the night. She was very fine.
Photos: Ann 14
Ann was so fine that I took her to the beach the next day. Later I go barhopping with a buddy but see nothing special. My old G/F calls me and I arrange to meet up with her at Lucifers on walking street for a drink. While waiting for her I get calls from Ann, Eve, Lee and Yowl. Do I need to get back into this TL? I call the ex. and make excuses that I have an emergency. I go back to my hotel and sit on the bed trying to decide who to call, then Som calls. I am laughing my ass off where in the world could a guy get the option of 5 or 6 women calling HIM, even if they are mostly P4P, the are all very fine. I couldn't make up my mind!! Eve was the best looks wise, with Som and Lee next. But those 3 were all HARD WORK. Ann had the greatest smoothest skin and always smelled so good, was up for most everything except the third hole. Yowl was up for everything but DATY. And in the distance was the old TL. It was then that I had my epiphany, IT DOESN"T F*CKING MATTER WHOM YOU CHOOSE. Now bare with me guys and you serious mongers don't laugh too hard but I'd never really admitted that to myself before. To me it was a revelation, no wonder I had trouble keeping a steady G/F,wife, whatever. I didn't care which of them I had because I enjoyed all of them. Like when your hungry you want food, maybe you fancy steak, maybe fish, maybe pork but some days it doesn't matter whatever is available is OK.
In summation: Breaking free felt great. I had about 10 more women during my stay but didn't get pics so I have only written about the ones I had photos of. I didn't take nude shots, I could have but then who knew I'd be writing about it here?
By Epimetheus on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 12:43 am: Edit |
"IT DOESN"T F*CKING MATTER WHOM YOU CHOOSE."
Now, I wouldn't go THAT far...
I find it all depends on what I'm "in the mood" for. Sometimes I want sweet and tender, sometimes I feel like beautiful and a bit aloof, other times I want the girl to fuck me like an animal.
It all depends on what you want RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT!! I've met girls that don't do a thing for me one night and the next time I see them I've got wood from 50 meters. I've also had the reverse - been to a bar and couldn't think about anyone else since, but go back to her and the magic has faded.
Don't think about it - just go with what you want, right then and there. If the six girls calling you just don't fit the bill, barfine someone ELSE!!
SEA here I cum...
E
By Cantgetenuff on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 10:46 am: Edit |
Epi,
"Don't think about it - just go with what you want, right then and there. If the six girls calling you just don't fit the bill, barfine someone ELSE!!"
You must be a hell of a Monger to hang out with!!!
I am curious, have you ever been happy with one woman or have you always been this way?
By Don Marco on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 11:00 am: Edit |
umm if anyone was happy with one gal, why would they be here? I would be off screwing my wife and painting the picket fence if that was the case.
By Epimetheus on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 11:20 am: Edit |
"You must be a hell of a Monger to hang out with!!!"
I've had my moments...
E
By Cantgetenuff on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 12:44 pm: Edit |
Dm,
"umm if anyone was happy with one gal, why would they be here?"
Life is long and some of us have made mistakes and strayed from our natural instincts. Some of us have gone so far as to have actually gotten married, must be too much TV brainwashing. :}
By Khun_mor on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 02:19 pm: Edit |
I've actually known Epi to be happy with one woman---- at a time that is , although he frequently has two.Mongering with Epi is something everyone should experience once. He takes it to another level altogether.In my "declining years" I do not even pretend to keep up with him.
By Cantgetenuff on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 02:56 pm: Edit |
KM,
You're back!!! Can't wait for the trip report! Did you run into Eve? :}
Re: Epi "one woman---- at a time that is , although he frequently has two."
Don't know that I'd be able to keep up with him either but sure would be fun trying. :}
(Message edited by cantgetenuff on November 10, 2004)
By Epimetheus on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 03:58 pm: Edit |
CGE
I'm a simple man...
If I'm fresh off a plane, my boner is so hard a cat couldn't scratch it and ALL women worth fucking in a 100km radius are liable to earn some of my money. After I've been there a bit I tend to drop the frantic pace for something a bit more... sane.
KM
Am I really THAT interesting to barhop with? Methinks you were worse then I just a few years back!!
E
By Admin on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 12:54 am: Edit |
Photos added
By Epimetheus on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 01:00 am: Edit |
Mmmm - I'd like Ann to teach me a few things...
E
By Cantgetenuff on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 08:32 am: Edit |
Epi,
Re:"I'm a simple man..."
"I'd like Ann to teach me a few things...
"a former teacher turned barlady called Ann."
You sound like the PERFECT couple!!!!!!! LOL:}
By Khun_mor on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 11:08 pm: Edit |
Epi
You are indeed unique although to date everyone from this board that I have hooked up with has been great to barhop with.
As to comparisons to my past compared with your present actions there are some similarities, but you must remember that 20 years ago when I began BKK was a much wilder and unpoliced venue. I do not think I ever came too close to you in terms of numbers-- usually 2-3 girls a day max, but what you were able to do inside the bars used to be fairly unrestricted. Many bars the girls walked around nude or mostly so even if they were not dancing. You did not have to barfine by any means to have a great time if you know what I mean. Also the girls were much less professional then. Much less into money and more into just plain fun-- both in and out of the bar.
(Message edited by khun_mor on November 11, 2004)
By Abuelo on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 11:08 am: Edit |
Do you remember what bar Yowl came from? She's a winner in my book.
By Cantgetenuff on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 01:51 pm: Edit |
Abuelo,
I am glad that someone asked about Yowl, she got low scores on the photos but she is actually quite attractive if you like tall thin women, which I do. She was great to be with, a real GFE. She works in a massage place (or did) couldn't tell you the name of it but is up near Big C area.
By Blazers on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 02:27 pm: Edit |
You can tell that she is a pretty girl but Yowl looks older because she isnt wearing any makeup. You also didnt get any full body shot of her as well. I think this is a case where the photography just didnt pick the right shot to take of an obviously pretty girl.
By Epimetheus on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 03:21 pm: Edit |
CGE
Can you be more specific? Was it across the street or on the same side as Big C? Was she DIRECTLY across the street by one of the soapy places? Maybe down one of the Sois? Just askin'...
E
By Abuelo on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 03:29 pm: Edit |
Yes, I thought Yowl was very attractive... my type. Would like to track her down when I'm in LOS in about 60 days.
By Cantgetenuff on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 05:41 pm: Edit |
Abuelo,
I will go there and get the name of it.
Epi,
It was Soi 1 or Soi 2 about 1/2 way down on the right as you come from 2nd Road. I need to take better photos of her and get the name of the place, will do and report back. Unless you get there first in which case you can.
CGE
By Cantgetenuff on Friday, November 12, 2004 - 05:55 pm: Edit |
Blazers,
You are totally correct, it is the photograthy not her. Remember, I did not expect to be posting these when they were taken and I had my memories to enhance her true beauty. I am going to get a great camera and take great f#cking shots and capture the true beauty. I think a great shot of Yowl and Eve nude would be something to treasure when I get too old for mongering. :]