Enough has been written and said about those high class joints such as Pegasus and Poseidium and, we really wanted to do it different this trip. Lost cost flight with lost cost but nice & fun attractive women.

Hotel
We booked at Jim’s Lodge at Soi Ruam Ruddee (near Ploenchit station). They do normally charge 300k for joiners, but you can tell the owner Khun Anant that you want a double room and a waiver on joiners (as you have a few girlfriends) when you book. He’d be OK on that if you are frank about it. It’s a small inn with clean rooms and very decent large towels (no bath tubs – just standing showers) and located near Sukhumvit action areas. Nice helpful friendly front desk too so we like staying here.

Budget airline
The budget airfare to Bangkok now if booked (with Tiger Airways) about 8 weeks in advance is S$50-70 going and S$50-70 coming back plus S$24 for Changi airport tax, S$14 insurance both ways and 500bahts Bangkok departure tax and that’s cheap enough. The fact that we managed to get the S$1 each way promotional fare meant that our fun holiday was subsidized by Tiger Airways!

Landing in Bangkok just after lunch, we got diverted for 3 hours by some Singapore friends on the same flight to eat “kway teow” finally arriving at our hotel near 6pm.

Our plan, to spend days golfing with great local food & nights “cruising bars and night spots for nice ladies plus drinking of course” No “arb nam” joints were in our plan for this trip as my play-partner prefers “cruising” to booking and pure bonking.

The good thing is that both of us are versatile in our taste in looks in that we can appreciate both light skinned ladies as well as brownies and that gave our trip more versatility.

We also decided to walk the “farang route” in this visit because it was more budget oriented and the girls often more outgoing in our opinion.

Phone calls / SMS on arrival at hotel to touch base with some of the girls, we had met on the internet before the trip.

First a lovely cooked Thai Chinese dinner at Samyen market where we had sumptuous “Pla Thod”, “Tom Yam”, “Woonsen Kung” and a variety of kway teow and vegetables for 5 of us filling us to the brim at a modest total cost of 810 bahts inclusive of a few beers. Jim Lodge’s owner, his wife and a New Zealand hotel guest joined us for this meal. This meal that would have cost close to double that in a Bangkok restaurant.

For cheongsters, I would recommend this place also because lots of Chulalongkorn University students do eat here. Just got to find the groups of single ladies as opposed to those with guys in tow. We did not have the time and space to do that because we had the hotel owner’s wife with us.

Then, back to hotel to clean up with a quick shower and out to the Sukhumvit Soi 10 restaurant bar to begin the naughty part of our trip. Why here? My pal had met a friendly girl on the internet who works here and he wanted to check her out. She plays golf too he said so why not? I concurred. There she was a mid 20s “shortie” in tight fitting cheongsum mini with a grin that says “you can f*&* me if you can play my game right”. There were another 5 ladies none of which I fancied although another shortie girl with a nerdy office look came to sit down with me. As usual, we oiled up with beers and getting to know you conversations. Because it’s a farang joint, English is spoken and understood. We stayed there until about midnight spending some of our new acquired Thai baths mostly on our own drinks and only one drink for the ladies so, no major damage. The place was pitifully empty except for us so, we were the royal guests and treated well. They closed as soon as we paid up our bill.

Ms golf wanted to follow us back if my friend wanted but instead, he told her that he would invite her to golf one of the next days if she would take the day off and play golf with us. All or nothing in his mind. She said she had to work and boss would deduct 500 bahts off her salary if she did not go in. My friend volunteered to cover that. Hand in hand, he walked with her to the main Sukhumvit road with me on the side and they pecked each other on the cheeks goodnight and into the night she went; home we were told.

It was nearly 12.30am and we decided we should first go to Nana Entertainment Plaza and if nothing, to move to Soi Cowboy, and later, the Thermae if we enjoyed no success in the two places.

We took a slow walk from Soi 10 to Soi Nana. As usual, the rowdy crowd of revellers were all over the place. Along the streets and the entrance to NEP, all sorts of people, katoeys and “hungry” girls stared us down as if to say “take me now”!

Without wasting time at the downstairs bars, we walked up the escalator to the second level, peeked into a few places but did not enter cos the music was quite deafening or not our type. Almost every bar was the same, with bikini clad ladies prancing the stages and seats around the stages where they danced around their poles. We moved quickly to the 3rd level up the stairs and at the joint, Carousel, a most attractive door girl dressed sportily in her tube and skirt smiled and said come in. My friend was instantly in lust and so was I with her. It happens all the time everywhere we go. We always pick the same girl and one of us has to give way . This time it was my friend who had “rights” since he spotted her first and we entered the “spider’s lair” to have a drink.

He was soon all over her and without wasting time asked if she would come with him and she said ‘yes’ if her bar fine was paid 600 bahts. She wanted 2000 bahts for ST and my friend said “nah., too much”. He wanted her all nite and she said OK but 2000 bahts? He pulled her close and whispered to her “ its too much, I want you but trust me & take what I give you and it won’t be 2000 bahts but it won’t be too little either.” She smiled and said OK, “pay the bar fine now” and out came his wallet. It was a little hasty in my opinion as the place was going to close at 2am anyway. Her look was more for Asian eyes than farang so, it was unlikely she be booked out. Anyway, the deed was done.

During the rest of the time, I surveyed the dancers (there were two separate “shifts”) and only two ladies attracted my eye. From where I was, I eyeballed them to see if there was interest on their part. Both did not return my interested “stares” and I presumed that they had no interest to go with me. Of course, I could have asked the waitress or my friend’s girl to ask them to join me but its not me to book out any lady that did not respond to me visually. My own desire was to do the same girl as my friend, I decided that I would only take another girl if she was better than the one with my friend. Many other ladies came round to check us out but I waved them all away and focused more on just enjoying the place. Perhaps, I would go to the Siam Coffee shop alone if I still wanted to f*&*.

Heavy rain came and at 2am, every place closed up so that we were more or less forced out with my friend’s girl leading the way downstairs. Shuffling through the crowd, we went to Soi Nana, jumped into the first available cab and headed back to the hotel. In that downpour, I decided to sleep alone for the night.

There were 3 more nights to go and there was no hurry to empty the barrel even though it was fully loaded. I was happy that my friend was going to bonk a girl that had all the physical qualities we both desired and she seemed happy enough to go back with him
Surely, it would be a good one that night for him I thought.

Next morning at breakfast, he was beaming from ear to ear. She was great and he had only given her 1500 bahts in addition to the bar fine he had paid too hastily, a total of 2100 bahts. Not bad I thought, will check her out myself some time in the future. I wanted her too!

After breakfast, I went with the hotel owner & the New Zealand man to Royal Ratchaburi Golf Course for a great day in this lovely undulating golf course. It was only 700 bahts for green fees plus caddy for each of us. The hotel owner’s wife went shopping for plants and pots in the area after dropping us off. After golf., to a local Ratchaburi restaurant and another meal of several dishes including a deep friend fish with raw mango dressing with sauce, the highlight dish that evening. Total cost was only 730 Thai baths (for 5 of us) inclusive of a couple of beers too. I thought it was just as good if not better than the previous nights dinner. What a great meal!

By the time we got back to Bangkok’s Soi Ruamruddee (about 130km drive), it was close to 9.30pm local time. I had on the way back SMS two of the ladies I had met on the internet. One of them told me that she was at a music pub at the basement of the Landmark hotel with some friends.
The other was still at work and I asked where. “She replied at a Spa in Sukhumvit Soi 11” and that she would meet me after work at midnight if I wanted to. Both ladies I had only seen photos so its like a kind of blind date if you know what I mean.

Back at the hotel, my friend who had been having some business meeting caught up with me and we decided to see the girl who was hanging out at the Landmark first before we decide what we would do. By the time I called her, she was in a cab headed home and I asked her exact location. She said Thanon Wittayu (which is just next to our road) and I said why don’t she come round to our hotel. She hesitated and then said OK she would come and so we sat in the lobby to drink and waited. Minutes later, my phone rang and she was in the taxi outside. I opened the front glass door of the hotel and waved her in. She came with another friend of hers Khun Karn. Both were dark skinned ladies from Southern province near Surat Thani and although Khun Nita looked cute in the face she was a little too chubby for my liking when I unwrapped her clothes mentally. She was a free lance tour guide and was happy to meet me. Her friend Karn was a secretary and reasonably cute which prompted my good pal to get her mobile number straight away.

They were shy and said they were already on the way home and, had to work early the next day but, came just to say hello. Both speak reasonable English. They both claimed that they had already had their ration of alcohol earlier (one drink each only) and would not want another one. We did not fight them to stay since I did not rave for her to be in my bed that night. I too wanted her friend Karn who was the cuty of the two. Sigh.

After some time, they asked to go on home and I walked them to the door, said some nice things and they hailed a taxi and left.

I got on the phone and asked Khun Pan the other internet contact if she was still game to meet. She said OK, midnight in front of Foodland in the soi 5 next to Soi Nana in Sukhumvit and I said OK.

We took a quick cab right round to the Soi 5 and got there at 5 minutes to midnight. She had not yet arrived. We knew it would be food and drinks with her (possibly somewhere more expensive that we would like) and she had indicated that she would bring one of her colleagues along. I specified on the phone “please bring suay mak mak” and she said “sure”. At midnight, I called and she said sorry, she was just finished and was on the way. But, would take another 15 minutes walking over. I asked her the colour of her clothes and she said “white, I wear white tonight OK” and I said OK see you soon don’t be late.

By then, I was getting edgy that it might prove to be a wild goose chase if they were both “not up to standard” and so I told my friend that we should move into the Amari Boulevard Hotel directly facing Foodland. There we sat and waited and soon I spotted not 2 but 3 Thai ladies of which one wore a white top. To confirm that it was her, I beeped her phone and when I saw & heard her pick up the call, I killed the line. My friend suggested that he would walk near them and check out their looks and if good, we should appear and meet them. Within 5 minutes, he came back and reported “less than 4 out of 10” for their score. All 3 of them and we decided quickly to scrap meeting them. I quickly texted (SMS) her “sorry my friend has stomach ache, we need to rush back to hotel, my friend cannot wait, lets meet another day, “ and then shut down my phone.

From across the street, in the “safety” of the hotel, I could see them having a quick discussion and then moving off.

We then walked into the street and headed towards Soi Cowboy since we had already been at NEP the previous night. Along the way, we passed some small “beer bars” near the Ambassador Hotel and through the corner of my eye, I saw a cutie seated on one of the stools smiling invitingly. While she was of light brown skin, she had nicely propped up milky breasts and her beaming smile on her cute face said “SOLD” in my mind. I desired and wanted her and her only.

As with the previous night, my friend liked her too but allowed me to go ahead and we stopped to order drinks there at that “Catch Up” bar. It turned out to be a fun place to drink because the “tomboy” bar staff knew how to liven things for us. There was also one kampong looking brownie which my friend fell for. To him, she was the most attractive kampong chicken he had ever met.

I said to the cutie with me, “ I am in love with you” and she replied politely, “liar all you men are liars, I can’t believe that,” and I said, “you are right” I don’t love you yet but I want you, “how much do I have to pay for you to go with me tonight?” and she said the bar fine was 500 bahts. She wanted 2000 bahts. Its not my style to bargain too much as I feel that it spoils the fun later if it starts that way. I said “You are closing within the hour and I rather give you 2000 bahts rather than 500 to the bar and 1500 to you OK?” She smiled & whispered “its ok so long as we are not seen leaving together.” Can she meet me at the hotel and where was I staying? I whispered to her the address and also gave her my mobile to key in her number. We agreed to meet in my room at 2.30am and we shook little fingers to “seal the deal” and continued to make small talk.

She was a drop out from St Johns University after 2 years study as her family ran into money problems. A native of Issarn, she did not drink alcohol nor smoke so I discovered. Still young at 24, she has been with 4 serious relationships, one first Thai boyfriend and 3 farangs the latest of which ended just a month ago. So, she was seasoned enough not to have to listen to any new bullshit from me. It was a frank and intimate “get to know each other” conversation we carried on. I liked it that way too and my little brother was already almost up and hard as we sat there and touched each other a little here and there.

Meantime, we turned the small beer bar into our own after selecting the kind of music we liked out of their collection of CDs. It was a fun party right on the street there in Sukhumvit. We never made it to Soi Cowboy.

As the clock struck 2am, the last drinks were ordered and they started to shut down the bar and pack it up. We downed the last glass and my friend wanted to have supper at the nearby roadside stall.

I made my own way back by taxi to the room to wash up and get my music (on the notebook) and lighting balanced in the room to feel intimate.

The doorbell soon rang and there she was, my lovely cutie in her nice outfit and I pulled her into the room and, we rolled around on the bed instantly. Then, I released my grip on her and nodded to her to go shower and she slowly undressed, wrapped herself with the towel and went into the toilet to prepare herself for our night together.

As I like it, she turned out to be a caring and sweet sexy cat in bed and when I did flip her over to be on top, she rode me sensuously while carrassing my chest with the tip of her breasts and nipples. It seem to drive her more and more towards a nice explosion and I could feel the sweat trickling down her back and, she was soaked. I then turned her over and probed her inner love nest with intermittent slow short strokes followed by deep penetrative thrusts building myself slowly and surely to a crescendo. As I started to pant, she did too and started to whimper in estacy. It was a mutual gratifying explosion as I came and she too. She made me feel like a whole man as I let it all flow out (into the condom of course). The fact that she asked me to use one is always a good indication that she was “safer” than any girl who does not bother to ensure that you are sheathed. Bareback sex is not my cup of tea this day and age!

We made more small talk and soon, I fell asleep. Like clockwork, I awoke at around 7am local time and went to wash up myself and then, scrambled back into bed to hug her close. Underneath the tee shirt that I had lent her to use, I could feel her breast & nipples hardening to the touch and I rolled her over a little so I could caress her around her backside and inner thigh region. Slowly and surely, I ventured closer to her groin and her sweet spot and soon, I could feel on her primed clit her wet love juice. I groped and slipped on the durex and proceeded to enter her very slowly feeling the inner walls of her love nest as I slid my entire shaft deep within her. My usual morning round is always a hard and strong one. I wanted an explosion this very morning. As gently as I could, I moved in and out of her tunnel with the greatest care, mini centimeters at a time so that we could both feel the tension and enjoy the greatest pleasure. It was a controlled slow f*&*. One moment, she was a sleepy little girl and the next moment, she pushed me harder in and out by gripping my bum hard with both her hands. My thrusts gathered strength with each stroke. Pulling her up with both her arms, I got her to be on top and she proceeded to grind herself hard on my shaft , slide her nipples and breasts up and down mine. As she worked herself towards her orgasm, I focused to feel the sweetness of her loving and I knew I would explode at will. It must have gone on for several minutes before I rolled her over to my favourite position – missionary. No more slow thrusts. It was noisy smacks with each stroke as my body moved up and down on hers accompanied by my steely piston strokes. As she whimpered and let out a yelp of relief, I could feel her stroking my balls sensually from beneath me and I relaxed to shoot another load into the safety of my totally soaked durex., my shaft totally engulfed in her body.

Lying on top, I left my still hard rod in her and could feel her contractions on it. I willed and made my “brother” twitch in response and she hugged me harder while we savoured those moment “connected”.

As I felt myself subsiding, I finally withdrew and she turned me over to massage me with her soft hands. It was worth every satang of my 2000 bahts and I was fulfilled that morning.

We just laid there to recover and soon I stirred from the bed to go wash up for breakfast. It was time for another day of golfing and I wanted her out of my room before my friend started to bang on my door.

He had not taken any women that night preferring to flirt at the bar and have a peaceful night knowing that the golfing internet waitress was coming that morning to join us.

While my darling showered, I called his room and he said that she was arriving soon, I suggested that we eat breakfast before she arrived. My girl came out of the shower and decided not to have breakfast with me as she was shy. She asked if she could leave and that suited me fine. I shoved her hard earned money into her bag and she hugged me as is customary and made her way towards the door with a sweet forlorn look. See you again she whispered and pecked me on the cheek before stepping out and into the elevator.

I put on my shoes and was soon downstairs at breakfast with my pal. He was happy to hear of my good time and I noticed it was going to rain. Lets wait for the weather to clear and perhaps, I suggested that he should “unload” before we left for golf. He grinned and we finished breakfast and adjourned to relax in our rooms since it had started to pour.

After an hour, he beeped my room on the phone to say he was done. She had arrived, tucked herself into his bed and given him a great explosive blow job as good as he had ever received. A great way to start the day for him too. It was still raining but we wanted to golf and she too. We decided to play at Muang Ake located after the airport which we had phoned to check if it was raining.

It turned out to be a wet day on the course not because of rain but because all 18 holes have water hazards and we were “out of sorts” playing with borrowed clubs. (We had opted not to bring our own to save weight given Tiger Airway’s 15 kg limit per passenger).

She turned out to be a pretty good lady golfer. From the number of expensive golf course tickets that she had left on her golf bag, we knew that she had been golfing lots and probably with her farang friends / customers and was a seasoned player. By the time we reached the 18th, it was way past twilight with the slow beginner bunch we had in front of us.

We played the 18th hole in darkness and arrived soon at the final green. We could not putt properly due to a heavy attack of mosquitos on the green there.

During the drive back, the rain came down with a vengeance and we adjourned to our favourite “kway teow: fish soup stall in the Phattanakarn area. This is one of the better kway teow fish soup places that our local friend has brought me before. Despite the rain, we managed to find sheltered seats and a table next to the stall and devoured our two mandatory bowls each.

Back at the hotel, my pal adjourned up to his room to finish his golfing with his lady golfing companion while I retired in mine to make a few phone calls.

Another Singapore pall came round in the meantime and we went down to the lobby to drink my bottle of whisky while we awaited my pal who was still savouring his golf companion. Soon, he came down to send her off after hailing a taxi and I could tell that he had been totally “spent.”

He said she was an experienced and active lover who enjoyed her sex. All he needed to do was touch her breast and she became a beast in bed he said with a happy look on his face.

No money was asked except that he kept his promise to pay her compensatory salary cut of 500 bahts plus the free golfing she enjoyed paid by my friend. Of course, he was kind enough to add to the sum with more than a generous few hundreds for “taxi fare” as he put it.

We had a quick discussion and decided to head first to “Catch Up “ since we liked the place the previous night. My gal had also forgotton her fold-up umbrella which I wrapped in a small plastic bag to give back to her. When we arrived, I found that she was not at work and I called to learn from her that she was taking the night off due to her roommate being sick. She said to please not let her boss and others know I have the umbrella and that I should keep it for her personal collection.
Hmmm. she wants to spend another night with me I thought, OK so I kept the umbrella in the meantime in my back pocket, a small inconvenience.

It was a nice drinking session again as usual. It was still raining moderately and at around 1 am, we hailed a taxi and headed to the Siam coffee shop. It was drizzling when we arrived and the coffee shop was packed with guys and girls of all sorts. We got the waiter to get us a table and we ordered “teo chew porridge” since we were already hungry. My satisfied pal only wanted to view the scene while I wandered around inside and then outside in the light drizzle. I did not go too far round the block due to the wet conditions. Near the exit to the car park, I spotted one nicely built girl who looked good enough for me. She wanted ST 1200 and I said no, LT for 1200 and she hugged me and said lets go. I told her no, lets eat first and pulled her into the coffee shop to join my friends for the supper. She ate sparingly while I devoured the very nice meal in front of me.

When we had finished and paid up. we then went outside, jumped into a taxi and headed for our hotel. She was a little surprised that we were going elsewhere (rather than a nearby hotel) but, she did not protest. On arrival, into my room I undressed to shower alone and she started to take off her clothes too. When I came out of the shower, she demanded to be paid first. I hate this and said NO, I will pay you after we are finished in the morning and between her Thai and my poor Thai mixed with English, our communication was futile.

She abruptly said that she wanted to go. I was already in bed and watched as she put her clothes back on and started out the door. Part of me said “stop her” and part of me said “let her go”. I figured that the bonk would be mechanical under the circumstances so she went out the door and I let her. She did not even ask me for cabfare and I was glad for that. I was tired and pretty drugged with alcohol anyway and would sleep well enough given the tiredness from drinking and two days of walking 36 holes in total in addition to the previous night and the early morning sex sessions. No need to fire out that night with such a situation at hand.

We slept in late that Sunday morning as we had decided to have a day off from Golf. By the time we got out of bed, it was lunch time and we headed out to have Thai Chinese Satay at a famous stall not too far from Chinatown area. It was delicious.

After lunch , we took a slow walk to Ploenchit station and a skytrain ride to Asoke from where we walked to Soi 22 to have out Traditional Thai massage at Huttawat 2 Massage which I had known from previous trips. 260 bahts for two hours of nice soothing theraphy. I saw a pretty young lady and who had just finished another customer and enquired on her number and name. Reception said she was available and I booked her for my session. This resulted in them selecting another young lady for my friend and we had an enjoyable session with both ladies and ourselves in one room together. Some casual and “get to know you chat” and I found that my girl like beer and so I ordered two large bottles for the 4 of us to drink. Tired as I was, with the heavy lunch and the beer, I slept out most of my massage and awoke to the happy girls doing our bodies. Got their contacts and made arrangements to meet them after work that evening to go out to one of the Thonglor Music Pubs. They were very excited about our date and I was sure we would be able to bonk them if we tried hard enough.

We then went back to the hotel where my Thai friend and his wife suggested to us dinner at Suan Luang street market and we gladly said OK. The choice there was superb with all sorts of ‘kway teow”, cooked food and desserts of “cheng tng” and ice kacang Thai style. Mostly Chinese styled food as we were in a Chinese area. I noticed that more than 70 per cent of the clientele were Thai Chinese too and the food was excellent and cheap enough. We ate too much as usual.

By the time we went back, it was nearly 9.30 pm and we spent time drinking in the lobby from my duty free bottle to oil up!

Running the options of the night before us, both my friend and I decided that the nice massage ladies may prove to be troublesome and expensive that night as the suggested drinking pub was in Soi Thonglor and there was going to be some kind of cover charge which we hated. We do drink plenty too and we do not cut back on drinks even if the joint is expensive. The other thing was that the masseurs were only going to finish work after 12 midniight. I called to see if they could finish earlier and both ladies were still with customers and it was already 11 pm. We then politely told them that we were tired and would see them next trip instead and they said “meung kan” which meant “same same”. So that will be another chapter in the future and we headed to Nana’s Carousel to continue drinking. My decision was to bonk my same ‘Catch Up” bar cutie who will meet me in my room later (as agreed on the telephone) and my friend did not want to bonk at all that night. All he wanted to do was to say bye bye to his door girl (first night’s bonk) and drink himself silly. Perhaps he had been fully “spent” and did not want to spoil what was to him a great escapade so far.

At Carousel, his door girl assumed that he would book her out and could not believe that he was not going to take her. She hung around us till the place closed and was obviously disappointed not to have her “trick” for the night. I flagged down one of the other dancers who I had not seen the previous visit and she was fun enough to buy a drink to sit with me. She was very young at 20 and about a week in the game she said. “Buy me out” and fuck me tonight”. I said, thanks but no thanks. I am tired. Next time maybe. With that, I lost her attention and shifted my attention to the dancer I fancied from the previous visit. Nice looking face and tight body of my type but, I would stay faithful to my earlier decision to repeat my sweet girl from Catch Up.

That’s me. If I find a suitable and compatible bonk, I usually repeat for effect and open the door to a more emotive relationship even if its commercial because pure bonking without sweet rapport is not my cup of tea if I can help it.

When Carousel closed at 2am, we said our farewells to our new found friends there, and made the slow walk back to the hotel nearby. By the time I was in my room and washed up, my darling sweetie arrived and we hopped into bed once she had her clean up shower.

True to expectation, she gave more than the previous night and we slept huddled together after satisfying each other physically. Not much was said this time because we both knew that we would soon part in the morning and I would be gone from her life. In the morning, we made good sex again and I was truly spent and so was she. It was time to leave again for golf as planned and she bade me farewell without much emotion. Just a sweet sad look on her face. I popped the same amount into her bag and told her not to forget her umbrella. She gave me her email and we promised to keep in touch. She hugged and then went off out the door and it closed with a soft thud.

A quick breakfast and we were on our way to the Thai Airforce Golf Club for our last round before heading to the airport to catch our plane out of there for home.

The golf was always a good interlude for the day. We washed up and were in Don Muang airport nearby and having our dinner in the food centre in Terminal 2 – cheap and good. I had a simple plate of “khao pad kung sai khai” something I always have in Thailand because I love the way they do fried rice. Fluffy and tasty too. Then, checked in on Tiger Airways and back to reality as we touch down at Changi Airport. Another short getaway to LOS with sweet memories and some new contacts opened up for future visits and more fun. It was a great trip!

Sounds like quite the fun trip, thanks for the report. Being from Singapore, how would you compare Bangkok to Batam?

This is one of the few times...maybe the only time that a local Asian(non-American) wrote a report on this site. Being that you are Singapore-Chinese(an assumption), I was curious to see how you guys perceive the scene compared to us falang.

1. What do you mean when you say a girl is more for Asian eyes than falang? Do you mean light skin and slightly chubby?

2. Since you went the "falang" route this time, what do you SC's usually do when you go to BKK and why not Pattaya?

3. My experience with Sing Chinese is not positive. They seem to just go to the booking joints in large groups and like robots just point at the girl to book and take off for the night with their buddies. They then pick up the girls later and drink and gamble in front of their girls and then fuck them senseless all night without tip in the morning. I am guessing you are not like this but what's up with the Sing Chinese not liking the experience and being so robotic about the mongering scene?

4. You have a lot of terms here that seem to be unique to Singapore culture. What is "cheongster" and "cheongsum"? I thought only Japanese had the extreme fetish with the schoolgirl look...other than us falang.

Overall, very detailed and great report...keep em coming.

"cheongsum" is a sexy tight fitting dress that usually has a slip running up one side of the dress to show off some leg and most likely make it possible for a woman to walk in the dress. I think it's more popular in the Chinese culture.

Porker,

Its like trying to compare a having a fish vs a steak. Both are extremely nice and interesting but very different in taste and flavour.

For me Thailand (meaning the people and the women ) is "softer" with a more polite touch overall while Indonesia (again referring to the people and the ladies) is instantly 'warmer' although more like a rough diamond.

Blazers,

1) Asian eyes ?
Generally, Asians (personal preferences will vary) do prefer lighter skinned, demure looking ladies - if you watch TV in Singapore, Thailand or Indonesia, take a look at the 'local soap operas' - the leading ladies would be good examples of beauties for Asian eyes.
The girls used local adverts are another good example.

2) Singapore Chinese are generally risk adverse and partly because of that, they prefer to move in larger groups. Partly also because the local culture of larger groups is a norm.

Again, it would be dangerous to generalize on Singapore Chinese.

For those that go to Batam, you will find a majority are older less educated guys who have only a few passions. F*****g, gambling (a major passion) and drinking. Some of them also like singing - 'Karaoke' which is a kind of music video (visuals and accompanying music and text of the songs) for customers to sing their own rendition of songs that are popular. This is often done in a private rented room in small groups.

As for tipping, I know that some of them are really misers and when they meet the girl who serves them well, they are suddenly generous to the point of spoiling the market.

Because they tend to be dependent on guides and taxi drivers, even the more educated segment of the Singapore market usually ends up in Karaokes and/or the food centres (Singapore people love eating as if there is no tomorrow), with their 'booking ladies' and, ultimately the hotel room, where they will likely gamble amongst themselves over a card game in between screwing themselves silly.

A very small segment of Singapore Chinese are better travelled and perhaps more enlightened and we do journey and try out new experiences that are different all the time.

Basically, its mostly cultural exposure and learning as we go along I suppose.

For those that go to Thailand, you will find them in Hatyai, Bangkok, Phuket and Chiang Mai, destinations that are have proven populare for the mongerers from both Singapore and Malaysia.

Their preferred places would be : High Class (means expensive and posh) "member clubs" where there is either live music or Karaoke entertainment such as the wealthy Thais in Bangkok frequent. Typically, such places would charge non-members almost double for drinks and a higher booking out fee for the ladies e.g. 3,500 to 5,000 bahts short time. The ladies will usually be dressed elegantly in gowns or sexy night clothes. Some Singapore regulars will even join up paying stupendous membership fees which could come to a few hundreds of dollars (US$)and this will entitle them to perhaps 10 bottles of Johnny Walker to be consumed 'on-premise' during their visits and perhaps include one or two ladies bookings to be collected at will. An example is the "member club" Pegasus.

Others will freqent Thai styled pubs / clubs such as you will find in RCA, Soi Thonglor etc etc, again places that will sometimes cost an arm and leg.

Other popular pastimes of Singapore s-players would include 'soapy massage places' such as Poseidium, Plaza, Victoria Secrets and many others that you can now read about in the 'bangkok tonight' http://www.bangkoktonight.com/ website.

CM2 at the Novotel and the Siam Hotel coffee shop are popular with Singapore people too.

Some newbies from Singapore end up in Patpong, Nana and Soi Cowboy too except that generally, they find the scene perhaps too intimidating and many of the Issarn type women too dark for their likings etc.

There is also a stupid perception that Aids is a western disease and that women who have been much with "farangs" are more likely to be unclean than those that have not been and that keeps them away too.


3) Sorry about the Singapore slangs that I used as I had posted this report in 'sammyboy' which is that popular Singapore mongering site earlier and not taken the trouble to edit it properly.

'Cheongster' is typical Singapore slang for 'mongerer' and 'cheongsum' is a sexy Chinese dress with a collar and slits on the side as you would find waitresses in some Chinese restaurants wearing. If you watch the movie 'world of suzie wong' you will find her in a cheongsum or two.

Like all mongerers, Singapore guys have as many fetish as all others and the schoolgirl look is just as popular as in Japan except that perhaps, the Singapore guys may be more reserved in expressing this fetish. There is also the desire to bed Singapore Airlines stewardesses (cabin crew) and I have known of guys who bring an outfit with them and get the ladies to wear them before doing them!

In Batam, one massage establishment in the Tering Bay Golf CLub has its masseurs in SIA-like 'kebayas' (the SIA outfit is called a kebaya, a local malay styled dress).

I have some photos and will try to upload one here for you if I can work it out.

Well, hope that this has helped you to understand my post a little better guys.

Photos: Tering Bay Uci/Fitri Group

Blazers,

On why SC go to Bangkok rather than Pattaya, its because Pattaya is largely known as a "farang" playground and not much has been written about the non-farang parts of Pattaya which does exist.

Unfortunately, I have not been there for more than a decade and while I did find great entertainment on both sides of the "divide" between "farang-land" and the asian sides of Pattaya, it would be futile to try to relate about these until I make a visit in the near future which I hope to do this coming New Year if I can drag my playpal Ghenggis there away from Bangkok.

Many Bangkok Thais do make Pattaya their weekend getaway so that there is definitely a great many places that cater to the singles amongst these weekenders. Most of these are strictly thai-speaking only and I have had the pleasure to navigate some of them with mixed but most interesting results.

I did also enjoy much of 'farang-parts' of Pattaya which thanks to the US Navy is an institution on its own.

My take on Pattaya is that it's best visited between Mondays to Fridays for the best prices in the hotels and less of a crowd to deal with.

There are SC who do enjoy Pattaya but, they are a minority and usually a mix of golfers, seasports lovers and enlightened English speaking "yuppies" (young urban professionals).

Crazier,

Thanks for the well articulated differences between the local Asian monger and the western mongers. For me living here, these posts are particularly insightful.

I am unsure of my Christmas and New Year plans, but making myself a third wheel with you and Ghenngis for a BKK-Pattaya run sounds like a lot of fun. I am only apprehensive because of the biiger crowds and higher prices from all the holiday makers.

But then again, I can't get your BKK based Eurasian friend J***e out of my mind and would love a chance to hook up with her. She is definately one of the sexiest and most attractive women I have met. I can't believe I was a loser and didn't pull the trigger when she did her little Singapore tour. My conviction never to remarry is strong but that girl could weaken it!

One last thing, sign me up for that SIA stewardess Kabaya fantasy. I am gonna have to get some special sexaccesible ones made. Also, in your pics of the Tering Bay massage girls the are a couple of winners. Especially the little dark skinned one on the far left in the group photo. Yowzaa. Hmmm I also really like the looks of the one with the DSL's on the left in the first pic.

Crazier, thanks for an excellent discussion and your unique perspectives on SC in SEA. It's very interesting to know that there is an entire scene out there for non-westerners that I'm not really familiar with.

I've also tried to get friendly with a SIA stewardess (gotta pic of her in my Sing/Batam report), but to no avail. I bet they get propositioned by scores of guys on each flight. Some of these stewies are simply breathtaking IMO.

Mongerx,

Did not check that one in the group photo out so I do not know her name.

The problem with this bunch is that they are spoilt by the golfers from Singapore.

Damm price of an hours's massage is S$24 which is highway robbery as far as I am concerned (double Nagyoya pricing) but golfers are suckers for high priced merchandise.

On the other girl in the first photo, that is Uci (or is it Uji) and I did her once within the massage room for ST S$50 after golf.

I am not sure if it was the fear of being caught or whatever, that was one of the greatest failures of my batam adventures. She was as still as a starfish a dead one if I can recall.

Managed to get her to Nagoya for dinner one night and to my room when she wanted to do a ST but I refused and gave her some 50k for the cancellation because I wanted to have her LT so I could get her in the right frame of sexy mind with some merrymaking first.

I understand that she is married but still does go to Planet from time to time and likes biscuits sometimes. Will find out more because I would like to wipe out that failure bonk once and for all too!

On the Calendar New Year, we are booked for Bangkok and I will really want to drag us to Pattaya sometime during that visit if I can.

Chinese New Year looks like Phuket right now and in fact this minute, Ghenggis is working out if we can book Tiger Air for us to get there. Let me know as we are playing around the dates 8th Feb to the 13th or thereabouts.

You are most welcome to either or both journeys to more Sin!

Merlin,

the SIA cabin crew are definitely possible but you have to go "softly softly" and play the "glamorous single business executive who is looking to get married game", at least for a start and you might well get them into your sheets.

Its easier when they are on an outbound journey then inbound to Sillypore as they will be more adventurous, away from home (whatever shackles they may have) and, perhaps lonely and looking for someone to liven up their lonely nights!

Do some homework to find our which hotel they use in the cities they are flying to and you could frequent these hotel's inhouse discos for a start and/or coffee shop.

On the flight, they are serving you and more than committed to keep you happy and satisfied and nothing like chatting them up on your way to the toilets / asking for drinks etc etc. Most convenient.



(Message edited by crazier on November 14, 2004)

Crazier...thansk for your responses on the differences...hope I didn't come across to harsh on my impressions of SC weekend warriors in Batam and my impressions of SC's has drastically changed after meeting you and Ghengis.

As far as stewardess' are concerned, my vote goes to Malaysia Airlines....a close second is Sing Airlines. I am convinced that they search modeling agencies for the Malaysia Airline Stewardess......or maybe I just got the right flight.

I am looking to be in Pattaya for Chinese NY, so if you want an intepreter to go to the local Thai places...no problem, I speak fluent Thai.

Crazier: Your instincts are right on...I met my SIA stewie flying home to LA on their 16 hour flight. Didn't get anywhere inbound, however. I might have come across too strong for her and like an idiot, didn't play up the rich, single businessman role. I'm on my way to LAX now to follow the stewies to their hotel :-)

Blazers: I have to agree with Malaysia Air having some beauties as well. I flew them on their Asia Pass and saw plenty that were doable then and there.

Blazers,

SCs, hahahaha we laugh at ourselves more than others do at us so truly no offence in the comments for me!

If nothing, knowing the perceptions of others of us helps us to improve all the time right?

Again, on the subject of "asian eyes" - "western eyes"; I am posting here a few pictures for the discussion.

1) Sari, I photographed her in a magazine write up on an Indonesian theme park (Indonesian version of Disneyland) in Ancol, Jakarta. She's a student and part time worker there. Totally innocent! Now, most Asians including SCs would salivate for her looks.

2) Melly, another student and part time worker at the same location who also modelled for that shoot. She's a little different in having a tinge of Eurasian. Perhaps some Dutch in her stock! She's a little chubby in my eyes but still very attractive in her face and bosom!

The 3rd shot was of the two of them in casuals sipping cocktails cum sunset!

Never had a chance on them on that occasion as the bosses & other fellow workers were hovering around like flies.

The next time I visited Jakarta, some 3 years later, could not find them despite having meticulously saving their home contact numbers in my 'puter.' Classified as 'another one that got away'

Sari, I would have just melted in her arms!

CNY - lets see how it works out. Right now,its probably Phuket as we are in Bangkok and perhaps Pattaya over the calendar NY.

Will definitely take up your offer if we go that way ; nothing like having a farang who speaks fluent Thai in the forays into heartlands!


Merlin,

Good luck with your cabin crew targets! MAS or SIA ; they both have real crackers flying right up there with you.

Make some smart moves and you get extended post-flight service!

Peel off their 'kebayas' and take some months off their pre-flight training and you will find that they are just those 'country bumpkins' no more far different from a newbie bar-girl / go-go girl you meet anywhere in Thailand.

Especially in the case of SIA, these days, they are recruiting more and more from Malaysia and even Indonesia because our population here is just too small and the airline was expanding beyond our capacity to produce. The Singapore Girl you see on board is often no longer from Singapore!

Mongerx,

On J***y, yes, she's a cute one that.

Whenever you pass Bangkok, it might be worth a phone call and who knows she might be back this way some day although her trip was less than fruitful!

Crazier, welcome to the board. I think it's great having mongerers of a variety of nationalities on the board; it makes it a much more informed, interesting, and beneficial place to glean information on our shared hobby.

And add me to the list of those who've dreamed about slipping off one of those kebayas. I've flown SIA twice between LAX and NRT, and the attendants were phenomenal both times. Deep sigh.

Okay, the way the photos have come out a little mixed up - I was unable to upload them myself :

1) Sari is the girl in blue swimsuit

2) Melly is the one in orange swimsuit

Murasaki,

Thanks for the warm and friendly welcome. I've read some of your writings too and am happy to hear from you.

Hope that I will not dissapoint in my future contributions here.

Most of all, I do wish you great success so far as SIA's cabin staff are concerned.

Note that last I flew them, on all flights connecting with Japan, they have at least one Japanese lady in the crew. Do you like Japanese too?

Its a fantasy for the Singapore Chinese guys to bonk a Japanese lady due to the proliferation of Japanese porn on the Internet.

Low Cost Fun Run to Bangkok - Series II

"Am I in Lust with P**y?"

When Air Asia launched in March their direct flights to Bangkok, I booked two tickets, one for July and another for the month of October. Both trips for a basic return fee of 499 Thai bahts each way plus airport taxes and insurance. Special bargains don’t come everyday I was sure.

16th Oct, I threw all the work out the window and boarded my flight for Bangkok as booked at the risk of losing business. Who cares I thought, my ding-a-ling needed some relief!

Ghenggis my playpal was all gaga about our last trip and booked himself on Tiger at a higher price (as it was last minute). He just had to come along since we had a great time the last visit when Tiger Air launched!

On reaching Bangkok, I decided to wait for his flight which was arriving an hour after mine and spent some time oogling the normal working ladies of the airport in the food court of the terminal building while enjoying some Thai food.

F** another fellow player was already in Bangkok having arrived for business the previous night and awaiting us at the hotel.

My good host the owner of Jim’s Lodge had been sick and I asked him to rest the night so that we could play some good golf the next day as planned.

It was early at 5pm so we took a taxi to Sukhumvit Soi 22 to Huttayut 2 Thai Traditional Massage and had them work on our body for 2 hours. Lovely Pree my masseur of the previous visit was occupied with other clients and I was assigned an huge older lady who truly worked me over!. Everyone was truly mentally in Thailand by the time we left the place and went back to the hotel to await dinner.

F**’s business associate invited us to dinner at an expensive Chinese restaurant along Rama IV just a few doors away from the Dusit Thani. The food was great and the private function room was appropriate for the gentleman flaunting his wealth to us as is normal in a business relationship. Otherwise the dinner where we were joined by two of his other business associated was boring and an occasion to size each other out a little. The conversation drifted to sex of course, normal when gentlemen get together and we were shown a new “health product” from Malaysia called “skyfruit” or something like that. A powder to be mixed with water and drunk before sex so that it would enhance the erection and give everlasting strength, they claimed. They passed us two boxes of the stuff to try and so I said I would. Heaven help me for making myself a guinea pig I thought.

Dinner over, we went back to hotel to get into comfortable jeans and tee shirts to go to a small intimate bar in Patpong where there were a few hostesses and a two piece band playing. F** had his eyes on one girl there from his previous night and told us we might like some of the other ladies. We went there with him and had a few drinks but did not fancy any of the girls. I did not even bother to note down the name of the place. Bored, while they drank, I made a quick sortie around the place to have a quick look to see if there was any place I might want to come back to. Found none and returned to join up with the guys.

F**’s favourite was off duty and we left to check out Carousel of Nana Plaza. I had eyed two lovelies on the last trip besides the fact that I wanted to try P*n from Ghenggis’s previous conquest he had raved about. He himself was totally satisfied when he bonked her then.

Well, as it turned out, P*n was off and not contactable on the phone for the night and I waved the really nice looking dancer from the stage that I wanted to come over. She came off the stage and we exchanged some niceties before I got her to come out with her needs. A bar fine of 600 bahts and a request for 3,000 for an overnight mission. It was already 12.30 pm and I suggested to her that I give her a total of 2,500 without the bar fine once she finished work.

No, she said in faithfulness to the place, I must pay the bar fine and give her another 2,500 bahts and I said, NO. She was sweet and said that it was OK with her if I did not take her and off she went back to her gang of girlfriends smiling sweetly as always.

This girl has that kind of alluring look I wanted but not on her terms or future repeats would be costly for me and I love to repeat what I like! I need a girl to think with some flexibility or it would not work for me.

Meanwhile, I had eyed another cutie over and she gave me the same answer and reaction except that in her case, it was only short time because she said she lived with her family. More like her “Pii Chai” (lover) I thought to myself and let it go at that. Off she went back to her friends. Given the situation, I did not offer either of the girls any drinks. Why waste good money?

My pal Ghenggis wanted P*r the first girl I had called to me and said he would negotiate for himself. Him and me, we always savoured the same flavours too and he eyed the first dancer I had spoken to and signaled her over.

He had a similar response but managed to get her down to a bar fine of 600 bahts (with 10 minutes to go before closure) and 2,000 for her. Now, she was not going to budge on that bar fine even with 10 minutes to go. He said, he would be ok to give the whole lot to her, all of 2,600 bahts but it was ridiculous to pay the bar fine at that hour. She said something inaudible and disappeared not to be seen again. The place shut down promptly on time at 1am and we were suddenly looking at an empty showplace.

Well, great for a first night in Bangkok we thought and we debated between going to expensive M2 at the Novotel or to the Siam Hotel. We opted for the cheaper alternative.

At the Siam Hotel coffee house some 15 minutes later, we walked through the place and spoke to a few women that had the looks we liked . It was all short time and, at the nearby hotel. No deal!

I suggested walking along the outside areas in the car park as well as the road in front to check out the ladies there. There were some really nice looking ones too. Some were obviously regulars while we came across the occasional part time near newbie. On the way back from the far left end where the road meets a T-Junction, I saw a really sweet young cutie (my kind of look) and approached her immediately. 1,500 for a short time trick at the nearby hotel. I was so taken by her looks and her demure posture that I offered her 2,500 immediately to come back to my room with me. She said NO, only short time. Dammit.

The street area was really busy and many locals pulled up in their cars to negotiate with the ladies and the several katoeys standing by the side of the road. Siam Hotel’s unofficial business was really in full swing as usual. I went back to a reasonably nice looking one I had spoken to earlier in the car park. Asked her if she had considered my earlier offer of 2,000 for the whole night and she stood firm on her request of 2,500.

We were still chatting when she grabbed my hand and pulled me to run with her. Next thing I knew, all 4 of us (she, my two friends, and I) were climbing in a taxi on the opposite side of the road and I said, “Soi Ruamruddee” to the taxi driver. Apparently the police were running a raid and she decided that my 2,000 bahts was better than being hauled in that moment.

Within 10 minutes, we were in my room when she smiled and again said “2,500.” I opened the room door and said, “You want to go?” She smiled and pulled herself to me and took off my shirt. Then we both undressed each other and jumped into the shower. I finished and got myself out of the shower to allow time for me to mix that skyfruit powder that I had been given earlier and, swallowed that potion in secret. (Never let the lady know you use it.)

Made some scotch from our bottle in the room and offered her some when she came out of the shower. We laid about playing with each other and learning more about each other. She was a student from Ramkamheng (quite a few working ladies I have met claim to be students) and needed money she said.

Within 20 minutes, my thingy had come on real hard and I was soon letting my rocks off the best I could. My hardness was solid and so I went through my preferred repertoire from kamasutra! She was a quiet animal in bed. Rather, a demure kitten that purrs. Within the half hour I was done and deflated.

I did not want a freelance lady sleeping with me. My entire holiday’s money with my notebook and other valuables providing temptation.

Of course, I could have upped and gone downstairs to keep those things and have another morning bonk for value so, I made a decision to let her go despite the LT agreement. That’s me, once the pipes are cleaned, I rather sleep alone.

When I told her she could leave, she lighted up and said thank you. I gave her the promised 2,000 baths (supposed to be for an all nighter). On this, I am usually a gentleman when it comes to a deal.

Later, I was glad I did because the skyjuice portion gave me a stomach full of air the entire night till morning. I was blowing out gas and went to the toilet to clear my bowels several times. Nothing more than air would escape! I swore never again to take that skyfruit stuff ever! Will stay with my Levitra which never fails its duty!

In the morning, we upped and met for breakfast and soon loaded up in A****’s van to go to Chonburi to play golf there at the Century Golf Course. The only place we know that charges a total of 500 bahts for a Sunday round of golf. What a bargain I thought, never in my life did I imagine that this was possible anywhere in Asia. It was crowded but, we did have an enjoyable 5-ball that sunny day. You cannot really be screwing your brains out day and night. Perhaps, others can, but me I need time off sex!

Back on the way to Bangkok, we stopped at a great roadside food stall for fish soup at Phattanakarn. Ate all we could and the total bill was no more than 250 bahts for the 5 of us that evening. We then adjourned back to the hotel to drink in the lobby while deciding where to go for the evening.

Urged on by the others, I called P**y from my previous visit. I had already texted her mobile earlier that day from Chonburi to inform her of my desire to see her that evening. I went up to my room to have a quick shower and she arrived downstairs when I was there. My good host A**** the owner of Jim’s Lodge was enchanted and so was his friend D*****g who had played golf with us. A***** sat with us to chat and would not go to bed and so we ended up drinking there for another hour at the least. He was enjoying the visual feast. Ghenggis was also in the mood and P**y suggested calling one of her friends who was a teacher and not in the business. Some 30 minutes later, teacher arrived and she was nice but not as pretty in the face as Ghenggis would have liked. However, her disposition was friendly and that helped.

A***** then adjourned to bed with his wife while D*****g went off home. The 5 of us hopped into a taxi and went to Country Road near Sukhumvit Soi 21 to the 2nd level where we played some pool and drank some more.

There, one of the waitresses caught my friend F**’s eyes and he started buying her drinks and wanted to book her out. “Sorry, she said later, “I have my ‘dang dang’ ” (red red) and his eyes rolled back in disappointment. He resigned himself to not getting bonked that night.

We stayed till it closed at 1am and made our way back to the hotel. Teacher stayed the night with Ghenggis. No money was discussed at all. P**y went to my room and we made some nice loving before falling asleep next to each other. I was a little drunk but, I did make good sex for her too. It was a sweet end to the evening and I awoke at 7am with a massive hard on. Went to the toilet to discharge some of the scotch in my system, brushed up and went back to bed to kiss that sweet body waiting to be loved. Another round of slow steady sweet sex followed and she was soon wide awake. Both of us panting for our lives. I would not say I am in love but the lust was there from me and she perhaps, for the money and good decent company.

I phoned Ghenggis in his room and teacher was still there. So P**y who had to leave said she would wait for her. Meantime, it was almost hour before she phoned back to say she was ready to leave. Ah, Ghenggis like me needed “breakfast in bed”.

By the time the ladies left, I was hungry and went to the breakfast room to eat. Ghenggis came in a few minutes later grinning and said, “She was fantastic in bed!” Screwed the life out of me.” A real hot woman in bed!” I was happy that he was happy. He said he had given her 2,000 bahts and she appeared shocked!

That late morning, we played golf at the Royal Thai Air force course where both Ghenggis and I were literally raped by F** and A****. We hardly hit the ball at all. More like a walk in hell that day, a price you pay when you party hard and sleep too little.

After golf, our plan was to eat at Samyen market which we enjoyed the last visit. Great cooked Thai Chinese food with prices to beat. P*** arrived to have dinner with us as I wanted more time with her this visit. Imagine, she’s from Issarn and had been in Bangkok for more than a year but, never been to Samyen market! She was duly fascinated by the great food and atmosphere too. F** who loves his food lapped it all up.

After dinner, we diverted to Suan Luang street market for some dessert and then, back to the hotel where some time was spent just sitting around and drinking with A**** and his wife before we excused ourselves to go out.

This time, we went downstairs to Country Road to listen to the band. The songs were great choices but the interpretation and delivery left much to be improved. We paid up and decided to go to Soi Cowboy to visit some places there. P**y said she would enjoy the experience since she had never been inside as none of the men who she knew would bring her. Unaccompanied local ladies are not welcome she said.

We looked in a few and settled for going into Spicegirls where the uniform was cute schoolgirl styled. One of the dancers was absolutely leggy and had a butt I would die for. She had almost a flat chest but, those legs and bum alone was good enough for me.

Leggy because the schoolgirls skirt was short and you have full view of that glorious thigh all the way right up to her g-string!


I imagined that if she ‘bucked’ the way she moved, it would be worth every baht anyone paid for her. Somehow, Ghenggis did not “bite” nor did F** and we finally exited when they closed after drinking ourselves silly as usual.

She looked exactly like this girl at the spicegirls’ website!
http://www.spicegirls.biz/images/DSC00164.jpg

Back to the hotel, it was another sweet night of loving for me with P**y. I reminded myself that although I was having a great time with her, we were not in love in anyway. I wanted her body and sex and she wanted the money and nice company.

Hard as rock in the morning, I took her half asleep and released my replenished but depleting load in good old durex! The temptation is always to forgo this for more pleasure but I always remind myself of my responsibilities to stay healthy.

That day, we slept in till quite late and I excused myself to go to nearby Starbucks to get a broadband connection for some important work to be done. She slept on and I was there for more than 3 hours. By the time I got back, she was still in bed but, watching the box.

I pondered if I should “rape” her again but, I did not because I did not want her to think of me as just a sex mad machine. There was enough time for more later.

We talked and she said that she had a birthday party that evening at 6.30 pm. Could she go she asked me. I said certainly, thinking that a break would be good as I wanted to give myself an option for the evening too. It was going to be our last night in Bangkok this trip.

She ate the packed fruits I brought her and went to wash herself up. I told her that I wanted to go walk about in Sukhumvit and that she could go back to prepare herself for her party. I would call her later after midnight if I was up to seeing her that last night.

Possibly, I would not I said, since I was flying out of Bangkok at 7.30am and that would mean leaving at 5.40am for the airport. She said “OK, I wait for your call.” No emotion was played out either way and she kissed me bye for that moment.

F** had gone off for some business meetings while Ghenggis who was with me at Starbucks wanted to buy some stuff in the streets. We took a taxi to Sukhumvit Soi 3 from where we took a leisurely stroll along the pavement to check out tee shirts and sandals or whatever caught my eye. I bought a “Nike” golf tee shirt for all of 130 bahts! Something which would be impossible where I come from.

I was pleased and done for the day.

By 4pm we were already near Soi 33 which I had planned as our wicked start to the evening. There, I remembered from years ago were the bars and mini-clubs with the names of impressionist painters of old.

We went down the Soi and peeked into several of them to find them all empty at that early hour. I remembered one particular place which I felt was professionally managed and had great ambiance and finally it came back to me.

Renoir where I had “wasted” away too much of my time and money during visits of more than 10 years ago.

There were about 5 ladies behind the bar in their white shirts and suspenders making them look really cute. Outside the bar, a handful of hostesses and I checked that all the ladies had a bar fine of 1,500 bahts (high by Bangkok standards but it’s just their product positioning I suppose). The extras was strictly negotiable with the ladies.

We sat down and ordered our happy hour beers at 80k and settled in. One new lady C*t (4 days old) came up to chat. She was in her own cocktail dress although working behind the bar. Her uniform had not been ready. We soon fell into interesting exchanges with the other ladies of whom I remember only faces but not names, as I had no intention to book any. A few expats came in and we made good merry with them too. They were friendly and nice and we bought each other drinks. By then F*r had finished his business meetings and was with us in the club too.

The new lady was pretty, soft, and yet aggressive in wanting to be booked out when I enquired about her. She started with 1,500 for the bar fine and 3,000 for her. Within the hour, she was proposing to me to take her for 1,500 bar find and 500 bahts for her. I wondered if she was desperate with a “sales target” to meet. She had the kind of Asian eyes look and hardly more than nipples to show on her front. Otherwise, she was nice and I suspect that Ghenggis did not go for it because of her flat front and the attractiveness of another one behind the bar that he wanted but, did not negotiate.

I found out later that he had phoned and invited Khun Karn to meet him for dinner and, she was on the way.

Khun Karn was a secretary that one of my internet contacts had brought to meet me the last time we were in Bangkok and Ghenggis is the kind of skirt chaser who likes to bonk the non professionals in preference to working ladies.

We exited Renoir and were on our way to another club The Office, that had been recommended to us round the corner. The prices of drinks there were something like 70-80 bahts all-night we were told. The expat who spoke for the place also mentioned beautiful ladies and so we plodded towards it.

At the corner of my eye, I noticed another club Degas where I had sweet memories and I dragged all of us to go in there “for a drink.” With the ladies sitting outside urging, my companions were persuaded and we went in. This club has an elongated bar on the left behind which there are several nice looking ladies. Outside the bar, some hostesses entertain for drinks with a mamasan in waiting.

The place was empty and we were like flies walking into a spider’s web. The girls behind the bar gave us their best smiles and we ordered our drinks. Four ladies outside (the bar) accosted us immediately as intimately as they could. We were already nicely high having started to drink at 4pm and we grabbed at all around us. I for one was in the bawdiest of moods and stuck my hand down the front of the lady with me. She had A-sized breasts but huge grape-sized nipples which stood erect to the touch. I soon groped up her nice thighs and was at her love tunnel caressing her labia and clit through the thin cloth of her undies. I could feel it getting wet and I ordered us all drinks at the bar once more. “Heck if I care,” I thought. This was our last night in LOS before going back the next morning and we were going to party.

F*r ordered two Tequilas for the lady and himself and shot it up his throat before ripping down her front and sucking at her nipples in our full view. I looked at him and said that I did not need Tequila but I would do the same thing and pushed the lady’s strap off her shoulder revealing her nipples which I immediately sucked to death. My other hand was up her crotched feeling its way under the seams to get to the real thing!

I whispered in her ear “let me fuck you now, I give you 1,000 bahts, I have condom with me.”Put it on and we fuck now. Nobody will see!” She squealed and said NO cannot. If she had said yes, I was sure I would have done it there and then 'cos I felt like it. I was feeling like the stud you see in the movies! Some other patrons came around into the bar and filled up the right side of the bar but, I just did not bother and carried on with my heavy groping.

My lips were fully entrenched on her nipples and suddenly, I noticed that Ghenggis was walking up to the entrance to greet two ladies who had just arrived. Khun Karn and her friend Anna and I think they saw me doing my thing too. I called for the bill, we paid up and walked out into the night.

The ladies were obviously disgusted and said that they wanted to go home. Forget about dinner as it was late they said. We apologized for not knowing that the place was not suitable and offered to take them elsewhere but they declined and look flustered. We finally put them into a taxi and saw them off before proceeding to the next place – The Office.

It was already getting quite close to 10.30pm and after ordering our drinks, we realized that the 80 bahts sign was for draft beer only. Damm, we thought, how clever and yet, we old salts were taken! Should have read it more carefully. Anyway, we were having a great time and I could not care.

There were a few nice ladies there but, I was not interested for some reason. In the back of my mind, I wanted to try the dancer at the Spicegirls in Soi Cowboy that I had seen the previous night. Ghenggis also said the same thing and I decided that she would be for him. I would have P**y again later, and have another sweet bonk.. I just love the way she and I got along.

At midnight, we exited and made our way to Soi Cowboy directly to Spicegirls. We entered just in time to see her dressed up and being taken away by a foreign gentleman grinning like a Cheshire cat. He obviously had the same taste as us for looks and so Ghenggis was just a moment too late this last night.

He changed his focus to another sensual dancer and booked her immediately and paid the bar fine of 600 bahts. No negotiations. We had one drink and we left the place and went to Country Road to listen to the band again. The music was still nice but the rendition was poor and I left the three of them there and went back to see my P**y who was arriving from her party. I could not wait to fill her up for my last night in Bangkok.

We arrived almost at the same time and went to my room hand in hand near 1am. I was so drunk I do not remember in detail what I did that night.

I know I hardly slept because I awoke very early around 4.30am and she wanted to send me to the airport. I told her not to wake up, but just sleep in and she said no. We made tender love again. The last drops of my sperm were duly left in another used durex and we had a warm shower together. She caught a motorcycle back to her apartment nearby.

We said we would keep in touch and soon, I was sleeping all the way back to Singapore onboard Air Asia.

Another great time “walking my pecker” in the City of Angels, LOS.

Hey Crazier, oh yes, I love the Japanese, in addition to all my other loves throughout East Asia. In my experience they are the world champs at leg-spreading. Still need a larger sample of nationalities before I can issue a final opinion on that issue.

Crazier

Methinks we met briefly when I was there with MX a few months back - the Wine Club where Veronica works? I took my camera in there and worshipped her one night.

Enjoying ALL your reports!! I'm certain this site will benefit from your posts.

Take a look at my PAD pic for a bit o' Indo flavor.

E

Murasaki,

Been at your "dictionary" here and thanks. Its a big help to understanding some of the abbreviations here.

Yes, Japanese ladies are the flavour and I know for a fact on one of the local boards here (sammyboy.com) that whenever a working Japanese broad is announced as being in town, the number of private message flying about wanting more information is tremendous. Perhaps, due to the proliferation of Japanese porns.

My personal samples have been limited to a few broads I was lucky enough to have experienced in the district of Kawasaki, Tokyo region at the "Tora Tora" places which were off-limits to foreigners and my local Japanese business contacts had to bring me there!

To date, it would say its the best service in the world based on my small sample too.

Still on the matter of Japs, usually, they are reported to be noisy when in bed. A friend once asked a Japanese lady why this is so and she said that a Japanese lady has to serve her man. By making such noises, its to indicate to the man that he was doing good in bed!

Epi,

Yes, I remember meeting up with Porker and yourself in the Wine Bar and both Mongerx and yourself were heads over heels virtually "raping" that lady! She flirts with her eyes and it says "come f**k me if you can! I am sure with some effort, she will be possible!

Once she gets tired of the guy who is doing her and he of her!

That pic in your "pad" - that's a really great seductive shot and you have found a great angle there. If you tell me where she is at, I would almost fly over instantly to do her ! Nice one there!

Looking foward to seeing you back this way again. We're lucky that it's just next door to where we live and its like an hour's boat ride away! If you ever have time, you should check out Jakarta (plus Bogor/bandung), Surabaya and Central Java. Might take at least 10 days and I believe you will be even more impressed with Indonesia's diversity than anywhere else in the world (qualified by my small sample only)

I could spend the next decade and would never tire of the place so long as the damm ding-a-ling will revive at my beckoning when duty calls!

Thanks for the warm welcome again guys!

Crazier

That's Nhinsih from PP Bananas. Hypnotic, isn't she...

I have some more pics of her floating around on one of my harddrives back in Thailand. Send me your email address and when I get back to Thailand I'll drop a few in your inbox.

E

Will visit PP to check her out in the flesh one of these visits to compare the pics with the reality!

This weekend, I am unfortunately stuck here at my table! Damm!

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Hey Crazier,

You mentioned Indonesia's Bogor/bandung area. I will be in Indonesia on Saturday this week and had no idea there were mongering opportunities in/around Bogor. Can you be more specific and detailed? Also, could you compare the offerings of Bogor to Jakarta? I want to decide where to reserve my hotel for the best mongering experience.

Whoretester,

Sorry just saw your message today and its the end of the weekend (Sunday)?

Are you back or still there?

Hope you had a great time and found them with some initiative (e.g. concierge / taxi driver etc)

Was in Batam till last night and did not see this until today.

Crazier,

Yep, got back from Bogor last week. I tell you what... if I want to go to a country where 95% of the women have perfect asses, Indonesia is where I will go. I mean DAMN. Anyway, I met a few honeys there, but I would like to know of some clubs or massage places in/around Bogor with a reputation, know what I mean?

Bogor is really country styled with smaller hotels all over the place and as far as I have been, the places do not have a big name. Mostly what we would call "kampong chicken".

Bandung has the bigger clubs and places which is where I know my way round better. Are you headed to Bandung?

If you are, I will send you some information that I have which is about a year old but still valid as far as I know.

Crazier,

Bandung appears to be the same distace, timewise, from Bogor as Jakarta. If you think there are good opportunities in Bandung, then fire away with the info.