This is a four day trip taken in September 2004

This is a report from my third trip to AC, which was the most fun to date. My partner in crime was fellow Singapore resident Bafana who was making his cherry trip. I suspected his Catholic tendencies of partying out of control and then suffering subsequent guilt was gonna make him and the gals of AC quite compatible, and I was right. Over the four day course of this trip, there was a monster Fields Ave. barhop, a monster Perimeter Road barhop, a cherry girl – grandma waitress threesome, a three barfine night, and two Santos bonks for good measure. All of this mongering included way too many body shots of tequila, San Miguel beers, and artery busting meals at Sub Delicious.

There are many often repeated negatives with AC; shit hole town, limited food options, crappy massage scene, bad health care, a little bit dangerous, and …… Yeah yeah yeah, Let me summarize what I think AC has going for it other than cheap ass bar fines.

(1) The bars of AC are the most fun of any bars I have ever been to. Girls are extremely playful and outgoing, you get great mileage if you spend even an inkling of pesos, you can get stupid drunk for cheap, girls love to take pics, and the party goes on all night. Shoot you can go from getting blown by a nasty skank-o-rama in one bar to right next door and meet your dream boat sweet innocent thing fresh from the porvince.

(2) Philippine girls are an absolute blast to party with. The girls drink, dance, sing and enjoy a good time more than any other girls I have met in other locales. Also, the girls are total sweethearts who take seriously that your enjoyment is the highest priority. While I admit that the sex I get here isn’t as good as the fuck you through the mattress sex of Indonesia, or the competently delivered the Thai working girl I have all the services you could ever want sex, the sex at the end of the day is pretty damn good. This trip I never got the no BJ thing – only got that once before here – and I did several threesomes where the girls were definitely not shy and even offered up some faux lesbo action for my enjoyment. And all the girls were up for lots of picture taking (although under the new Hombre decency standards lots of naughty ones will not be included here)

For mainly these two reasons I eagerly booked a fourth trip that starts next week, an in my building anticipation I decided to finally put this trip report together.

Logistics BS

Bafana and I booked a flight on Royal Brunei Airlines for some ridiculously cheap Sin$316 fare R/T. Of course this wasn’t direct, with a layover in Bandar Seri Begawan. Fortunately the layover was short and Brunei pretty much on the way. Thus we spent 4.5 hours in transit instead of 3.5.

However flying Royal Brunei was a bit of a trip: At take off there was a Muslim prayer that we carry out the purpose of our journey in a manner that dignified Allah. Well I hope Allah was proud of the way bonked all those pinays. Also on the video monitor, which showed a sequences of progress maps and trip details, there was a screen that looked like a compass and there was some symbol it was tracking. Bafana was shocked in my heathen ignorance that I didn’t figure out that it was showing the position of Mecca relative to the location of the plane. Also, I must say the food was damn good in our economy section. Now the best part was the stewardesses. I have grown to love the Malay look, and the stewardesses were perfect specimens of this look. I regret not taking any pics, but these stewardesses gave me more boners than any other flight crew before. I was in love three times over. Oh yeah, the Brunei airport is tiny and has the worst duty free prices anywhere, but it is full of the hot Royal Brunei Stewardesses, I recommend placing something over your lap.


OK in Manila we had a van from the Central Park hotel meet us and take us back AC. The drive through Manila is hideous. We each had a deluxe room reserved and the Central Park hotel. I love this hotel, not because of the facilities, because the customer service is absolutely world class. I am not gonna say much more about the hotel and getting airport transfers as that is described superbly in the reports of others. Plus all the good press for CP hotel is working because it’s getting pretty damn hard to get a reservation these days.

MX,

I couldn't agree more with your brief AC synopsis... All the cons are true, however, I always find myself returning to see the gals. You touch on an interesting point also, the range in service varies greatly-- much more so than at other locales. On my '03 trip I couldn't get a decent BBBJ to save my life there. This last trip, I got GREAT BBBJs every session (without asking). Go figure...

As for the crappy massage, I actually found a place that gave a very good massage. If only I could remember the name! It wasn't too far from fields-- I'll check with my honeyko and see if she rememebers.

I also couldn't agree more about AC. Well, except that I don't see the negatives much at all while I'm there. While food is probably not the reason anyone'd visit AC, IMO SubDelicious is indeed good stuff, though, like you, I don't eat American food much myself very often, either. For me, AC is just FUN, and the sex I've had there is fanTASTIC -- actually BETTER on average than anyplace else in Asia.

Great to hear your perspectives, and I'm hoping that when you get back from the CURRENT trip to AC (lucky BASTARD!) that you'll pick up where you left off.

Porker,

I too barely notice that the negatives when I am in town. The comment was only there to keep the naysayers from chiming to give balance to the portrayal.

Believe me nothing I enjoy more than starting my day with a good bye BJ-Bonk from last night Ms. Right. Followed by the morning show and tell with the Bro's over breakfast, then more male bonding on an afternoon Santos or Perimeter Bar hop. Complete with at least a couple of cute Pinays giving me the Rock star treatment at each stop. Then some midafternoon ST Loving. Afterwhich a regrouping of the buddies at Sub-D followed by a night of Debauchery with good friends and some of fun loving Pinays. Sounds like heaven to me!

Well I think where one get's the best sex is a personal YMMV type of thing. You like the AC flavor, Epi likes the Thai flavor, and I like the Indo flavor. But one thing we can agree on is that we have all find great bed mates in each of these locations.

I thought I tried all pooying flavors in SEA, but I guess I gota swing by and sample the indo wares before I say that.

As for culinary delights, my stomach was quite happy subsisting on SubD's and Kokomoz when I ate out in AC. I limited my eating to chicken, tofu, or pork this trip and made it thru the whole trip with no nastiness. Phew. AC in 03 caused my stomach and ass 5 days of serious grief.

As for the locale debate, isn't it great to squabble where the best pussy is? It makes for great field research opportunities. Hell why didn't I think of that topic when asked to do a thesis!!

I never considered AC unsafe at all, at least around Fields. Maybe I am naive. Also, they are improving the area - Real street, the one in front of Confettis and Top Hat and Blackjack and the side of Orchid Inn, is now paved. I hear Santos street is next.

My problem in A/C (& elsewhere) is, I keep "falling in love." Bad idea.

I just want to add some facts about A/C, based on a trip earlier this month. (1) The Royal Amsterdam Hotel, open just a month of so, is really great. It's on Fields, between MacArthur and all the action; yet it's very quiet in the rooms. They are very girl friendly--no problem. It is classy (at least by A/C standards). And, as I recall, it is about $35/night for a standard room--very nice. It also has a restaurant, though I didn't try it.

There is a new Mexican restaurant between that hotel and MacArthur, on the opposite side of the street. Although the soup was very good, they should pay YOU to eat the enchiladas. The meat was like leftover beebees--hard as marbles. I recommend McDonalds for fine dining, compared to that place. Didn't try SubDelicious, but will next time.

Having been ripped off too many times in Greater Manila (by girls), I had a really great time in A/C. I'm still thinking about writing a report w/ photos--though I didn't get too many, & no nudes. I'm still pissed at myself, & the girl (from LA Cafe, Manila) that I let rip me off. (Was she sexy, though!) I found nothing at all like that in A/C, as far as cheats go (or, picking on vulnerable, horny old men, I might call it).

FINALLY, I want to recommend R & R Soul Food restaurant. It's run by 2 black Americans--retired U.S. military men--and is a lot of fun. It's located on the same side of the street as Royal Amsterdam Hotel, about half-way to MacArthur--a small place, you have to look closely to find it.

They didn't have cornbread when I was there, but I'm going back if only for that.

One of the owners is Dennis Rodman's father-- Philander Rodman--great fun to talk with. He currently has (he says) TWO wives--who live in 2 houses on either side of his house, in A/C. He also admits to 29 children--and has been accused of having as many as 100 altogether. But, before you make any judgments, he does support his minor children (he says).

This guy knows how to have fun, really seems like a nice guy, and you will enjoy meeting him. The food isn't bad either. Ask for sweet potato pie and cornbread & beans.

Have fun!

Philander Rodman? As John McEnroe would say "you cannot be serious." Let's just call him Phil...