So ! Now I'm in Pattaya. I may have lost a GF but I'm surrounded by about 8,000 new recruits. I sent an SMS to Don Marco that I was in town and he quickly responded indicating he was " busy " on Soi 6 I believe, but was interested in hooking up later in the evening. I decided to spend my afternoon in Tahitian Queen 2 which is on Beach Rd and Soi 13 - only a few minute walk from Sandy Spring Hotel where I was able to get a room at the last minute. I walked in and was immediately recognized by 3-4 pooying from my last visit in February when Epi and I had most of the BG's in the corner booth in various stages of dress. We spent a lot in lady drinks that day but obviously made an impression as the girls were all over me . Not a bad thing for sure. There were some obnoxious Euros sitting in the corner booth getting totally soused and buying the girls nada.They disrupted the whole bar with silly soccer chants and high pitched wailing every time they chugged their drinks. I guess these morons think they are impressing people , but the girls could not wait for them to leave.
They finally staggered out of the bar and the girls surrounded the seat and waved me over. About 6 of them surrounded me when I sat down.
Several were truly hot the others were doable for sure. Two were sisters. One terminally cute named Jane with a smokin body and great tits. I cannot remember her older sisters name , she was slim with smallish tits but was very good looking. The younger sister stayed on my lap the whole time I was there and had me rock hard with excellent lap moves and quite a bit of reaching up under my shorts. Her pee sao joined in the hand job and was into a little hand action inside her bikini as well. This is not quite like the naughty boy's corner at After Skool in Soi Cowboy , but if you have enough pooying around to somewhat hide what you are doing, you can have a blast here. The shifts change here at 7 PM - the day girls go home and the night shift takes over. My young spinner had me so worked up I asked to BF her for at least ST. She said she could only go out before 5 PM as her mother thought she worked in a market and she had to be home by 7:30. It was already 7 PM so I passed obviously. I wish she had told me earlier.
She offered her sister and her sister was eager to go but the same attraction was just not there. I left knowing there were at least a few other girls available somewhere. I did not take any notes or write any reminders this trip so the nights are blending into each other. I know DM and I hooked up that night after he had spent the day ravaging the girls on Soi 6. We were both Walking St kind of guys - at least for barhopping so we set off to Walking St. to make our appointed rounds. We hit all the major bars that night. It is amazing that these bars are either packed so it's difficult to find a seat or communicate with the girls or they're empty with morose fuglies shuffling on stage. Not much in between this trip. We never found a bar that was comfortable to sit down and screw around in that had decent girls. Dollhouse, Living Dolls. Electric Blue were all major disappointments this trip. Peppermint , LD Showcase, Happy, and Superbaby were all stocked with stunners but generally way too crowded to enjoy. Especially Peppermint- which actually was closed for entrance many times becuase they were " full ". We spent most of our time in LD Showcase as it actually was the least crowded most nights.
DM had a prior BF there and was also harrassed by one of the tiniest service girls known to man. She was wired almost non stop - to the point it made you wonder about pharmacoligic stimulation. She bounced all over the bar but was particullarly enamored with DM. Tried long and hard to get him to BF. She was older and not particullarly attractive but was likely a hell of a fuck at least if her behaviour in the bar was any indication. I befriended a cute little service girl who was also really fun but more reserved than her midget counterpart.
Had a tight ass and a great body despite just a few extra pounds.
Somehow a little " baby fat " is much more attractive that " older fat ". Why is that ? I spent an entire evening with this girl- just talking and getting to know her. She was a real sweetheart for sure. I unfortunately discovered she never barfined- just worked in the bar.
My luck persists. I'm pretty sure my first night in Pattaya was spent alone ultimately , but I am not entirely sure. Perhaps that was what I really wanted subconsciously. I was not sure I was ready for total immersion into Pattaya yet. DM had his harem of phone sex girls to fall back on as I do not think he pulled anyone from the bars either.

The next morning I awoke and shook myself out of my lethergy. A trip to Soi 6 was the tonic to cure any ill . I took a baht bus and was there in minutes from Soi 13. Nice central location. The very first bar I saw - the first bar on the left as you walk in from Second St -had a tiny spinner sitting there who caught my eye and fit my profile.I think her name was Bee. Small body but nice ass and at least some tits to hang onto. Quite cute as well. I continued walking however after giving her a smile and a long look. I wanted to check out the rest of the street on my first visit of this trip. I saw nothing better and quickly walked back before some other asshole took my pooying. When she saw me coming back she knew what I was coming for and jumped up and ran to me jumping on me and wrapping her legs around my waist. She said " I wan go fuck you ". Who can refuse an offer like that ? We sat briefly downstairs and she quickly passed her "
personality profile ". Upstairs she was also a bundle of energy. Only a so so BJ but great lay. Active and very vocal. We went at it for quite some time but I was having a hard time coming. The room was getting very hot and I had not used condoms for quite a while since I had been with Da primarily. This young spinner apparently sensed this as she rolled me onto my back and took off the condom. I thought she was going to continue her BJ and I was not really pleased a she was not that good at it. She however jumped on top of me and quickly had me inside her sans condom. Yeah I know -- bad idea , risky
behaviour-- save your responses. It felt damn good and I went with it . I came big time as I had certainly been holding this one back for a while. We went down the hall to shower. I was dripping wet from the heat and the effort I had put in among other things. I had never barebacked a Soi 6 girl but it was too late for regrets. All I could do was savor the experience. She was so tiny and her pussy was extremely tight but she was wet as an otter. I thought she had pissed on me I was so wet when she got up. It still amazes me how wet most Thai girls get with sex.

I wandered down Soi 6 towards Beach Rd thinking I would head back to hotel when I saw DM holding court with a group of sluts at some bar , the name of which escapes me. He was partial to one girl and was heading inside so I picked a suitable companion and joined him inside.
We cruised several bars that day, just " interviewing " downstairs and taking advantage of the girls without agreeing to journey upstairs.
That night we again made our Walking St rounds with similar results.
We chacked out a new bar called Sea as someone had mentioned on the board it had some lookers. They all must have been sick that night because the bar was the real pits in terms of talent. we ended back at LD showcase by the end of the night and again I latched on to my non-barfining service girl. I think she was surprised to see me again after she told me no BFs.She had told me she was leaving for Singapore the next day and I really wanted to see her again. I enjoyed her company although she spoke little or no English.Closed the bar with her and said goodbye. I was still not ready to bring someone back to my bed I guess. DM I think went off to Soi 7-8 beer bars to troll for more talent. I called it a night.

The next day we heard from Walkingdude. I had PM'd him before I left letting him know I was heading to Pattaya. WD had no cell phone so it was a bitch trying to keep in touch with him.He decided the party had moved south and would join in. Left a PM on Hombre with his hotel and room number. Turned out he was at the same hotel as DM. DM and I again toured the bars of Soi 6 as we did every day we were there. I remember taking a girl from some bar upstairs but it was obviously not a great experience as I remember little about it or even which bar we were at. After a while they all seem the same. It was weird as the room we used was someones living quarters and there were teddy bears and personal stuff all over the bed. Tiny little room but it was not my girls room . She said that all the girls used all the rooms depending on availabliity. Must be great to return back home with the come and sweat of 10-20 guys all over your bed. We hooked up with WD that night and did our Walking ST tour. What else with Walkingdude right ? I apologize about the lack of details in this part of the report.I may well be mixed up as to the order of events or the days they happened. As I said all the days seemed to run together and I was in no mood to chronicle or to some degree even enjoy some of my adventures. Back to the saga-- WD basically agreed that the overall quality of talent was way down on Walking ST with the exception of a few stellar bars. Wd and DM headed for Soi 7 beer bars - I wandered Walking St but found nothing that made me want to break my nocturnal celibacy.

I believe it was the next day we heard from Monger X who had taken a brief trip to Pattaya. MX messaged DM to tell him he was on Soi 6 and no surprise - that was where we were as well.MX said he was up the street and would meet us outside the bar. He did not know the name of the bar though. We walked up the street and soon saw a guy waving in our direction. We went over shook hands and introduced ourselves. We went back into the Viking Bar and sat down and began talking. Soon we were joined by another guy who also introduced himself and sat down.
The first guy had barfined a girl and was getting ready to leave. We were talking about where we were from etc. DM and I slowly began to realize this guy was not MX. We had never seen him before and just responded to this guy waving- at whom I still do not know. I still wonder what this guy was thinking when 2 strangers sit down with him and his girl and start talking like old friends. We tried to explain what was happeneing, but the dude still looked puzzled. The funny thing is we ran into him and his friend multiple times after that and had a laugh at each encounter. We got out and quickly located the real Monger X. He turned out to be a great guy as many others have already said on this board. New to LOS but certainly knew his way around Soi
6 and knew how to operate a bar girl for sure. I guess they are basically the same in any language.No complicated instructions necessary. We had a decent but not great Thai dinner at Vientienne
restaurant-- Epi's fav . We did not order his favorite fish dish however. The night before DM and I ate at the expensive Thai restaurant next door to Vientienne- forget the name. You should forget the restaurant as well . bad food at big prices.One of DMs BGs had recommended the place as the best Isaan food in Pattaya. Maybe she got a commission. I had trouble enjoying my meal at Vientienne as the table across from us had a German " guy " with 3 obvious Thai gay dudes and they were all over each other. Tough to keep an appetite and watch that. That night I believe we did a brief tour of Walking St but it was clear that MX was not into it and the talent was still slim so we headed for soi 7-8. WD had already found a gem at Happy a go go and was curled up with her somewhere. I believe MX had a late date with his Soi 6 fav so DM and I hit the Soi 2-3 beer bars. This was his first encounter with Som who literally attacked him as we walked past her bar. What a little whirlwind she was . Just oozed sexuality and was eager to get at DM. I'll not spoil his story here- Have to wait for his report for details. She was very cute and ready for anything though. We shared a baht bus as far as DMs hotel with Som announcing her intention to rape DM to anyone within shouting distance. I continued on alone again for the night.

I know it sounds like I was all depressed and not into sex, but I was very active during the day. WD suggested we try a bar on Soi 3 he had heard of and of course we were all up for it. I think the bar is called Welcomme Inn. At least it's attached to the back of the Welcomme Inn hotel on Soi 2. The bar fronts on Soi 3 however. I do not remember seeing a sign with a name. Just a large awning over the entrance. It was quite crowded but there were still plenty of girls milling around. A nice looking girl with a large rack attached herself to DM. I had two girls become appenadages immediately. One named Wee-- cuter of the two with a decidedly Chinese look. I almost gagged when I heard the name -- My ex wife's nickname.The other name I cannot
remember- she was forgettable but not unattractive. They suggested a threesome and promised a lesbian show. Even brought out their vibrators to show me they were serious. Turns out this bar promotes threesomes ala Eden club- on a budget. 300 for BF and room ST for one girl, and only 350 baht for 2 girls. They said all they wanted was 1500 baht for the both of them to rock my world. I cannot refuse a bargain. The room turned out to be very nice. Clean with great aircon.
Actually a room from Welcomme Inn Hotel. No name and Wee put on a decent although unconvincing Lesbian act. Wee was on the bottom and pulled me over to suck my dick while she was getting eaten out and rammed with the dildo. Had brief sex with nameless one but she was a bit overweight and Strechmarks R Us so I quickly called time out and switched to Wee and her cute ass. I let no name lick my balls while I banged Wee-- all in all a much better use or her time. I came inside Wee - with condom- and we rested a bit for round two. Gotta hand it to these girls - just like Eden thet were determined to get me off twice at least. Fortunately No name was good at sucking so she got my attention again and Wee finished me off a second time. An overall great time for the price. I recommend this bar highly. BTW there was a taller girl with huge silicone tits- I think a real girl although some of my companions were not so sure. The other girls called her "
Hoover ". Wonder what she was good at. WD almost went with her but had a gender crises and could not pull the trigger.

For some reason I could just not bring myself to have someone join me to sleep for the night. It seemed like the final step away from any relationship I may have had with Da I guess. My last 2 nights I changed the pattern with mixed results . While there are obviously many advantages to speaking Thai- there are also some drawbacks in that the girls get comfortable with you and frequently use you to vent all their repressed feelings or resentment about what they are doing.
Night number one with LT companion is an example. We had finished the night at Soi 2 again as DM was infatuated with Som and went back for seconds. We walked up Soi 2 towards Beach Rd and I was on the lookout for a companion. At a small beer bar I saw a good looking girl with perfect long staright hair and a slim sexy body. We went in with Som entertaining DM and I picked up on my new girl. She said her name was " Saman " I said it was an unusual Thai name but did know a girl in US named Samang . She said no-- English not Thai. Turns out her name was
Lek-- small in Thai or "Saman" as her accent made it sound. She was sweet and good looking and quickly agreed to BF for LT. Back at hotel we were talking and she begins to relate her story. She was 26 -- she hadonly one prior boyfriend who had died in a car crash when she was
19 and had not slept with a man since. She worked in the bar for only
2 weeks but had never agreed to barfine. She went with me because I spoke Thai and she liked me. Lucky me. Needless to say the night was full of angst. She would try to relax and enjoy but would quickly ask me to stop anything I tried. She did take off her clothes but little if anything occurred. We went to sleep and the next morning was no different - she was not ready to do anything more than hug and light petting. I sent her on her way with 200 baht for taxi and told her she was in the wrong business. I think she agreed and did not argue about the money. I really felt sorry for her but was also pissed she agreed to go with me without warning me of the baggage she carried.

My last day in Pattaya was somewhat similar but not as bad. I met a cutie on Soi 6 but did not go upstairs with her. I took her cell number and told her I might be back that night to BF her. Her name was Nat. Again not beautiful but very attentive and eager to please. We got along very well together. That night indeed I saw nothing better around Walking St . DM and Monger X both had barfines with them. DM his fav Som and MX had his Soi 6 fav. WD had returned to BKK. When you walk into a bar with 3 guys and 2 Thai girls it ain't easy for the third dude to get any attention from the pooying in that bar. They assume you are taken. Clearly I was the odd man out so I excused myself and went to Soi Pattayaland 2 to check out Classroom and a few other bars. Nothing going on there so I called up Nat and she was thrilled to hear from me. I went and picked her up and we were back at the hotel quickly. Again speaking Thai was a curse as she started in about how much she hated working in the bar. She had been there 2 weeks and could not stand going upstairs with farang. She told me I was different and she wanted to stay with me as long as I would keep her. I was off to BKK the next day so that was not going anywhere. She started crying and wanted to go with me. This was going south quickly once again. She told me she had two kids and lived in Si Saket. She came to Pattaya to make money as she had just left her husband who got drunk and beat her every day for 6 years.They had not had sex for years because he was too drunk every night . Now we're getting horny eh ?? Well, actually I held her for a while and she finally calmed down . Next thing I know she is giving me a really great blowjob and kept at it for quite some time. I was going to go down on her but she was already sopping wet and once again I found myself barebacking a Soi 6 girl. This one a novice at least so I was less worried. It was great sex after a rocky beginning. Two sessions that night and a great morning round. The only downside was saying goodbye. She said she could not go back to then bar on Soi 6. I told her it was the worst street for someone like her to be working and suggested she try a different type of beer bar. She agreed that she was not cut out for Soi 6. I got multiple SMS and calls from Nat in BKK for the first few days but persuaded her to stop finally.

I was headind back to BKK . My big question was whether to see Da again and try to make things work or chuck the whole relationship. It seemed possible I did have a choice. As I said I got numerous phone calls and SMSs from Da when I was in Pattaya. She wanted to see me again and talk about everything that had happened. She kept saying all she wanted was for me to be happy. Whatever the fuck that meant after what she had done to me.



Sorry Guys --- I did not even bring my camera to Pattaya



To be continued --- If I have the strength.

"While there are obviously many advantages to speaking Thai- there are also some drawbacks in that the girls get comfortable with you and frequently use you to vent all their repressed feelings or resentment about what they are doing."
Wow, couldn't agree more. The huge drawback is when they start talking about their current situation and how bad their current Thai boyfriend treats them and takes their money. These girls have such a low self esteem that they take anyone to live with them. I try to give them advice about getting rid of the guy and keeping their own money or finding a Thai friend that will rough the guy up a bit if he doesnt get the hint about leaving his gravy train. Now I dont even give them advice as I know it falls on deaf ears and I have to deal with that shit enough being a divorce lawyer.

KM,

thanks for the reminder of pattaya-- I almost forgot some of those stops already

All I can say is that Da missed out on a great guy and gentleman (well as gentlemanly as one can be while still being a monger ;0). Her loss, your long term gain.

Blazers
Glad to hear that they are not just choosing me to unload on. I thought I might be becoming some kind of father figure or something. I find as my Thai gets better they seem to be freer with telling me more and more about their lives. There was an even weirder incident in this regard that I will relate when I post the final part of my report on my return to BKK. It gets curiouser and curiouser.

All in all though the upside to being able to talk to these girls far outweighs the downside. Even the downside can be amusing or at least entertaining.

I noticed a huge upside-- the girls feel very much at ease with you almost immediately. Now this isn't all due to language, but it plays an important part.

KM

You are sleeping alone in Pattaya. You didn't even take your camera, and your heart is not in it, mongering that is. This Da has got to be really something. Sorry KM all the symtoms are plain to see you have caught a dose of TL!!!! Now perhaps some of the more experienced mongers can help with a cure. I am not sure I can. My ex G/F called and I somehow found myself agreeing to take her to Phukett!!
How the f*^k did that happen?

DM

Great- they're at ease with me and pouring out their hearts about their sorry lives while they are hanging all over you begging to " boom boom you all night ". That's an upside ?

Cantgetenuff

I was not as bad off as all that. I purposely left my camera in my room safe at President Solitaire. Like Epi I have the bigger bodied Canon 20D.Not what you would bring along on a barhop, and certainly not safe left alone in a room in Pattaya. I gotta buy a small pocket digital to remedie that situation. In fact I just ordered the Canon SD300 for just that on next trip.
I'll agree that my lack of desire to share my bed at night was a direct result of not being ready to let Da go. However I did indeed bring Nat LT on my last night and was well rewarded for it, albeit after a lot of hysterics. I do not think there is any need for a cure as the last part of my report will attest to. If I ever get up the motivation to write the damn thing. A smorgasbord of the finest pussy Thailand has to offer was all the cure I needed.

Easy to understand how you ended up back with your ex.I for one obviously know the powerful attraction that an ex GF can have. When you see her or even talk to her you are flooded with memories and want to recreate what you once had.

Yeah I know you all think I'm a sentimental old fool but fuck y'all too. :-)

Save the flames . Energy costs are rising rapidly.

KM,
A smorgasbord of the finest pussy Thailand has to offer was all the cure I needed.

Well, if you are sure it works I guess I will have to try it. Now can you write the details in your report. I need to know the dose amounts and whether to take it orally or topically-or both!:}

BTW. I just got the Canon S500 it fits into your shirt pocket, I will try it out in 2 weeks, along with some other equipment. LoS is ALL I CAN THINK OF..ONLY 2 WEEKS YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

spineless mongers ;)

Now stop blabbering about old fucks and excersice that cock with new ones.

CGE

Take liberally -- apply topically ,orally,rectally, whatever flips your boat. No medicine on Earth can even come close to it's healing powers.

DM

Pickins are slim in these parts --or too damn expensive to be worth it. I'll have to " hold my own " until February. Just cannot get worked up over the TJ scene. Gonna get plenty of exercise then however. I still have 82,000 baht burnin a hole in my pocket from last trip. I saw the direction of the dollar vs baht before I left and cashed $2,000 . If it falls below 39 before Feb,as it looks like will happen, I made a good investment.

"Like Epi I have the bigger bodied Canon 20D.Not what you would bring along on a barhop, and certainly not safe left alone in a room in Pattaya."

KM

I've actually barhopped with my 300D a number of times. You'd be surprised how the girls REALLY get off on having good pics taken during the party - just ask Merlin and MongerX as we hit the town every night with my monster bag in tow...

I've also never had a problem with theft at any of the DIs.

E

With a $1,500 camera all it takes is ONE problem with theft to be a major friggin disaster.

I did bring it to Monet on Soi 33 one night and all the girls wanted their pics taken. They thought I was a professional photographer and were impressed with the quality of the pics. Even though the pics sucked because of the lighting.

Most asked the pics not hit the net so I can not post here but a few said they did not care.