DAY 1
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So this is my first feeble attempt at a Field Report. I will disclaim that I have one of the worst memories available and this report is being made 3 months after my maiden voyage to Rio. This restricts me from being detailed, but you will get the jist of what I did (or at least what I can remember I did!). Let me also preface this report by mentioning that my sole pasttime in life is to travel the world and penetrate prostitutes vehemently. (That's my Word of the Day, sorry) I've lived in Bangkok, Thailand for 2 years 2 months, and I'm here 100% because of the whores. My businesses are all 100% internet based, so it allows for alot of flexibility to monger.

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So there I am, at the Rio airport. Luckily I wasnt totally alone. Rhonda and her husband from Amerioca.net(Riotrips) were there to greet me and give me a ride to the Princess Copa. I always love the ride from the airport to the first hotel in any country I'm visiting for the first time. I must have snapped 50 pictures (When I'm not Hunting I'm worse than a stereotypical Japanese tourist with my camera!). I knew I wasn't in Kansas any more, Toto.

No sooner than 45 minutes after we get settled into the hotel do I ring up Don and get the ball rolling. Almost an hour in-country and I haven't partaken in vaginal acquisition! I thought I was going to burst! Don shows up at the hotel, introduces himself, and suggests we try Luomo's for our first time. Fuck it, why not? Bwana_dik swears by it in his Manual, let's do it up!

We get to Luomos, I'm anxious, don't know what to expect, don't speak a word of Portuguese. We get there, Don gets us locker keys, we head downstairs. As we go down the stairs to the locker room I begin to hear the loud thumps of what sounded like Brazilian music bumpin. Oh yeah... It's ON NOW!!!! After 2 years of hearing cheesy Thai music, this had my interest peaked, and I haven't even seen a girl yet!

In the locker room, Don gives us the low-down on wearing the robe, how to take a girl, S.O.P. on buying drinks, tells us the prices for everything. OK. I'm ready to do this. My heart is beating faster than a techno song. We open the door... It seemed like the door opened VERY slow, the way I remembered it, like a slow-motion movie image, I was stoned in anticipation. We creep in, I turn around the corner and holy fucking shit, LOOK AT THESE GIRLS! Everywhere! Body's like goddesses. I've never seen bodies like this. I didn't even know bodies like this existed! Where am I? What do you call this? Is this heaven?

I need a beer to help me take this all in properly! Drink on, we do! Me, Mike and Don started a drinkfest while Mike and I scoped out our new surroundings. Eventually I went in for the kill on this alluring looking sex goddess. I can't remember her name for the life of me, but she definitely had my attention. That bunda! Those face dimples! Her rack, good Lord! So feeling like a chump not speaking the language, I had Don set it up, it turns out he knows her and says she gets good reviews. (Don knows EVERY WOMAN IN THIS TOWN!) I give her my key, we head off to a suite.

...time warp... So we're both butt-ass-naked. I'm in awe of her perfect body. I'm seriously struck by the bodies these girls have. Internet pictures do them no justice. She starts off with a really slutty BBBJ, staring up at me with those big eyes, smiling with those sexy dimples, her mannerisms that of a truly slutty, slutty pornstar-esque type of being. I whipped out my credit card sized Casio Exilim S2 and snap some videos of her doing her duty. I snapped a slew of still shots too and SHE LOVED IT! She couldn't stop posing, she LOVED the camera, ALMOST as much as she loved the CAWK! (Ok, I'm a realist, replace the word 'CAWK' with 'MONEY', mmkay?)...time warp... She was very playful, pinching each other, flirting, smiling, kissing passionalely, licked her twat, licked her ass, time to go for the gold....

Without too much detail, tore it up in many positions, then flipped her over, and went for the platinum, it's BUNDA SEX TIME.... She took it. She liked it.. She moved with me in unison. I, of course snapped more pics for the scrapbook, she loved it. I loved it. Holy hell, I LOVE BRAZIL! It ended with me snapping off the rubber and EXPLODING my 8 days of pent up load ALL over her face, neck, breasts, belly and snatch. (I'm a mega-squirter, shrug).... I laid down, sweating my ass off, in total after glow.

*THIS* could take some getting used to.

I don't really remember what happened the rest of the night, I think we ended up going to the Hotel, it was late. I do recall wandering drunkedly to McDonalds with Don, then off to the hotel. It was a good Cheery night. We're just getting started.... Now let's flow.... To the next episode... (Dr. Dre)

good God man, Peter North has nothing on you...what the hell kind of vitamins do you take, lol...

Wow, damned nice body on that girl. Thanks for the 'dishsoap' pics as well. Looking forward to the rest of your report and more pics.

She looks mighty fine.
Interesting that you left LoS for Brazil, I'd like to hear more comparisons. Brazil is certainly alot closer.
Nice report.

Cantgetenuff

Ok, you're killing me, and I am a veteran Brasil monger. Keep going, day 2, get on with it. And yes, share the vitamin secret you're keeping form us...

Nice

Unfortunately, she doesn't work there any more. BF took her off the program.......

kman-- I'm glad you left LoS. I would hate to meet an untimely death after slipping on a mystery puddle on Sukhumvit.

Interesting report and pics-- I'm looking forward to more

CTG: why compare an apple and clementine? Take a bite out of each and appreciate both for what they are. When your in the mood for pectin, head to Rio. When your craving that sweet nectar that only the pooying gods can bestow, go to LoS.

thanks guys, unfortunately I'm busy as hell at the moment, but I'll try to recollect and make a Field Rep for Day 2 this evening =)

And I definitely am not knocking LOS, I will be leasing my BKK apartment out to a friend for the 4 month duration I'll be mongering around (London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Hong Kong after Rio)... Stay tuned for more...

I'll be shooting tons of content in Rio, so things are destined to get REAL interesting this time around... Sandman and DonGringo have some Portuguese lessons they've mailed me, and I've got a Portuguese teacher here in BKK, I'm hoping this makes for even more added spice... (Thanks DG and Sandman)

(Message edited by kmanrox420 on November 23, 2004)

Ok "K" that does it - London, Amsterdam, Vienna, Hong Kong - you are definitely a BIG Safado. See you in Rio buddy. Better save some of that juice! All the girls are excited down here that you are cummmmmmmming. Hemp

I'm saving as much Juice as I can here man! Too bad that Luomos chick wasn't still on the programa, I'd like to christen her again lol!! See you soon mang!

give her time...she will return....almost they all do...they can't give up the money......

Diver-I wouldn't bet any money on it if I were you. This is a "Pretty Woman", "Cinderella" story all wrapped into one.....

Hey, where are the photographs? I remember seeing them earlier. Were they taken down because of Hombre rules? Or did the BF who took her off the program have something to do with that?

Gianis- an Hombre member asked me to take the pictures down as he's friends with the girl's BF.