The next week or so in Pattaya is a bit of a blur. 10 days of non-stop bar hopping, sex, drinking with fellow hombres, etc, combined while no note taking results in a challenging experience for a detailed report. Given that, here are the highlights and memories from the days that followed…


Hombres
My 2nd day in town, I Received word from Khun_mor that he had arrived (just as I was finishing up my Soi6 session of the day). I was happy on both accounts—my afternoon screw was quite proficient in her craft and I was also happy to hear KM was in town. I also checked my hombre mail and received word from MongerX that he was going to town that week (funny story follows). A few days later, even WalkingDude was able to pull himself away from his assortment of fine Bangkok pooying and go on a bar hop or two with us. It was great meeting them all over numerous beers and food.

Funny story: KM and I are strolling down Soi6 going to meet up with MX at “a” bar somewhere in the middle of the Soi. Well I see a guy peek out of Viking bar and wave towards us. I immediately assumed, well there’s MX, and KM and I followed him into the bar and plop down on the sofa opposite him. It did feel a little off, but it wasn’t until the guy’s buddy came over and started chatting that my suspicions were in full bloom. Finally, I think I said something like—r u MX? He said, “huh??” KM and me looked at each other and laughed, meanwhile our newfound friends said something to the effect, “ya we were wondering about you two” The two strangers left, and I called MX on the cell and told him where we were… U see a secret hombre hand signal would come in handy once in a while—at least we didn’t buy them several rounds!


Soi7 Beer Bars
I usually hit these beer bars most nights after the gogos closed. It takes patience, but I found some stunners here during the wee hours of the morning. Here’s what I noticed—walk down the street and glance around and nothing much grabs your eye. However, park your ass at ground zero (pick any bar with a good view and seating), sit for a while, and lo and behold beauties appear from nowhere at random intervals. This strategy served me well on two occasions. Each night, I ended up with a chick that 1) had me panting and 2) provided a super performance. Cost/price is really a non factor to me when in LoS as I’m there to have a good time, even so, I don’t think I paid more than 1,000Baht LT for any Pattaya session—translation incredible value!!.

Comment: While my overall spending was apprx the same as past trips, I was continually amazed at how inexpensive pooying was this trip. In Pattaya, I think the max I paid for LT was 1k, ST was around 700b, then there was several freebies thrown in there in terms of not having to pay barfines. I wasn’t going to fight my lucky spell so I went with the flow and paid a sum they were happy with. I made up for it by amassing large tabs—I averaged abound 3-4k baht/day between drinks and food.


Tahitian Queen
Believe it or not, this was my 2nd favorite bar this trip. It got off to an auspicious start when I went there to meet KM and the lady at the door said “members only” to me. I scratched my head wondering if my ears were truly fried and perhaps I drank one too many Singhas. I buzzed KM and he walked me in while the lady at the door apparently got amnesia. Although I never barfined from here (I usually went afternoons)-- some lookers w/ nice personalities. As a bonus, the bar was comfortable and drinks were cold.

LD Showcase
I returned here on several occasions hoping to see that feature dancer I spoke of from night 1. It was not to be, as her SD had the market covered for what turned out to be my entire trip. My info source girl from night 1 was glued to me when I returned as well. I wasn’t really turned on by her much, but she was nice and I bought her a drink or two along the way. KM: no I never barfined her.

Then there was the tiny waitress who appeared to be on ya ba every night. I thought she was pretty young, KM thought she was older, I’ll take his word for it—as my eyes were usually clouded by a days’ worth of Singha by that time of night. I thought she was cute (far from sexy) and perhaps doable, but she was way to wound up for me—especially at 1AM. The night I walked in with my BF Som, this little spinner walked up, gave Som a dirty look and asked me how come I am not fucking her instead? Nothing like killing the festive mood—well at least for a minute.

Another night, I was going to buy a drink for another feature dancer after deciding it was time to forget about my night1 FD. I starting licking my chops and then—LO and BEHOLD—a small contingent of her “regulars” walks in and she sends word, “sorry I can’t join u.” Grrrrrr. Too much BS here if your set on carrying out one of the hot feature dancers.

Comment: the service girls are cute and very friendly here. The regular dancers are also quite accommodating, but they are nothing to write home about in terms of looks. I can’t comment on service, as I had 0 barfines from here this trip.


Som and I
I ended up spending 2 1/2 nights with Som. Something about the challenge to try to wear her out eluded me. She was the funniest girl I’ve ever met and we never had an awkward moment either in the sack or outa it. She fit like a fine glove and I didn’t grow tired of her—well cept her little jealous streak. As for trying to wear her out, I never came close.


Welcome Inn
It's attached to the Welcome Inn hotel on Soi 3 and there is a outdoor bar/restaurant on the left just prior to the bar entry. The bar is very small and dark inside. Very typical for a small blue-collar type pub in the states—well cept for this one had Thai workers! I was starving at the time, so I grabbed a pork and rice disk from the restaurant next door and sat at the bar eating (food sucked). A girl who I deemed VERY sexy with a BEAUTIFUL rack attached herself to me as she tried to pawn her and her friend’s services. By the time I was finished eating KM exiting with a couple and it looked like MX would be indulging soon as well. I told my gal I would love to fuck her, but I’m not interested in any of her friends and I only screw at my hotel. She said ok and that she would go to my hotel for 700 baht… I said 700b??? She smiled and said yes, but I better not wait long! I was off and we left on separate motorcycles.

She arrived around 3 minutes after me, out front of the flipper house. She looked super sexy with that mini and shirt while pulling up to the hotel on the sport bike. As for looks, I found her nearly perfect for my tastes.

The session, while although only around 75 minutes in length, was awesome. We showered together, and then went to the bed. She gave me the best BBBJ from a squatting position (didn’t look too comfy) and then we fucked like rabbits. She was tight and knew how to shake that booty!!! After I finished up we showered again together and I showed her out while giving her 1k for the great session. This was a great value and the girl was a definite “A” fuck. KM later told me the rooms were actually quite nice, so next time I need not be so insistent on going back to my room.

Soi6
Refer to day 1 in Pattaya and paste that here. Every day I spent at least 2-3 hours on Soi6. I probably had a gal at every bar keeping an eye out for me before the week ending, and the bulk of my stringer list earned there way here. I love the street and it makes for the best street for bar hopping that I know of-- in the world!


(Message edited by donmarco on November 27, 2004)

DM

"Then there was the tiny waitress who appeared to be on ya ba every night. I thought she was pretty young, KM thought she was older, I’ll take his word for it"

I'm almost 100% sure I know which waitress you're talking about. She's almost as dark as coal, bitesized, and oftentimes wears her hair in two ponytails. She's a pistol alright. I usually buy her a drink, deposit her pussy on my knee, and begin the "bucking bronco" rides.

I've got another feature dancer outta there that's just as sweet as the day is long. What a gal. Methinks I'm gonna head back there when I land and pick her up right at 10pm. Gotta give her at least ONE night of fun!!

Looking forward to seeing you in Thailand soon.

E

That's her Epi. Wears pony tails to look younger. She gotta be well over 30 IMO, but acts like a teenager.

DM

I still gotta laugh when I think about what that guy on Soi 6 must have been thinking when two total strangers come into the bar, sit down with him and his barfine and just start talking. He was at least polite and actually was responding to our questions about himself until it began to dawn on all of us something was not quite right.

Agree totally with Tahitian Queen 2. Long been a favorite daytime hangout of mine. Great classic rock and roll , cold beer, and sweet Thai pussy. Fun group of girls-- you shoulda been there the day I had the corner booth and my lap filled with dancers. Life doesn't get any better than that.

TQ is now going to be a daily stop for me when in Pattaya. I'll have to actually barfine from there next trip. I assume the afternoon girls like to do ST?

As for the LDS waitress, your description fit perfectly, except I don't recall her being dark skinned *shrug*

Guess what-- 2.5 weeks and I'm BACKKKKKKKKKKK

D/KM

That waitress is a kick. She's ALWAYS buggin' me to BF her. I told her I'd pay bar when she gave up her ass. Methinks it's gonna be a COLD day in hell before she's giving up that tiny turdcutter.

E