Ok, this is my first Hombre report. It is going to have information from my 1st trip to Rio in September and my second trip during the week of Thanksgiving. I traveled solo my 1st trip and met some very nice people who are regulars on this board. If you are a newbie, I suggest going down to the Terraco or Alcazar and introducing yourself to the Gringo's hanging out. Chances are you are going to bump into people who have been doing this for a while. The guys I met were Aces and answered the questions I posed.

I used Amerioca Tours for booking my stay on both trips. The 1st trip I decided to go for an Apartment. When I walked in, there was another guy already staying there and Rhonda and I found him sleeping in the bed. As the story goes, another local agent had copied the owner¡¦s key, and was renting out the apartment on their own behind the owners back.

Rhonda was great; she had me back at her office making calls immediately looking for other options. She took me to see three other apartments and I had made a decision, checked in and was already showered within two hours. I understand that things like this can happen, I don't put any blame on Rhonda, and I can only praise her for the way she handled and resolved the situation; faster than I could have imagined!!!! She is Awesome to have in your corner.

I used Don's guide service the 1st time around. He was also great and I can't recommend using him enough if you are a 1st timer in Rio. He will show you around, get you to where you need to be. Help you keep your costs down by introducing you to other guys doing the same things you plan on doing, so that you can share taxi's. This was my 1st time in Rio, didn't really have a clue, and it was nice to roll with others; I figure there's safety in numbers.

I hadn't yet picked up the Pimsleur CD's, so I couldn't even spell Portuguese. In the Termas, Don would translate for me when speaking to the girls. He would make calls for me and set up dates with the ones I had met. He really does a great job and sees to it that you are enjoying yourself.

I decided to go with a hotel on my second trip. Rhonda recommended the Atlantico Copacabana and the Princess Copacabana. On a friend¡¦s recommendation, I chose the Princess for my second visit. I had reserved a Jr. Suite with a Queen Bed. Their going rate was 240R and Rhonda got me 216R.

When I checked in, they tried to put me in a room with two twins and I had to pull a crazy act. I wound getting the room I wanted, but had to wait an hour. I ran down to the Terraco Atlantico for a drink and to see the usual suspects!

The main reason that I chose to stay in a hotel this time was that I just really like coming back to a room each day and having the bed made with a change of sheets every few days, and the daily clean towels is a must! The bigger room with the kitchen is worth it, not because you are planning on cooking, but because it comes with a refrigerator. You can keep beer, soda, and water in there for your many guests. You can pick this stuff up and other snacks for pennies on the dollar at any of the markets; there's one on every other block down N.S. Copacabana.

The location of the Princess couldn't be better. I had a pool view, so I didn't hear any noise from the street. You are about 3 1/2 blocks from Help. I would walk down there every night between 11:30 and 1:00am. I would take a right on Copa and head West, take my 1st left down to the beach/Help. There are stores along that route that are open. I felt very safe walking, the streets were lit well and I didn't have any problems. I did take a taxi home every night. I would ask for the meter to be put on, but the drivers wouldn¡¦t¡¦ do and it demanded 10r. It probably like a 5r trip, but at 4 in the morning, what are you going to do?

My 1st trip I mainly spent time at L'uomo, Help, 4x4 and Solarium. L'uomo was my favorite place to hang. The girls there during that week were great. Good looking with great service! The food at L'uomo is really good. Try the Beef Tips in Wine Sauce, the Linguica & Onions, and I hear the Chicken is also good.

The girls at Solarium and 4x4 were also great. Like L'uomo, very friendly up front. Lots of gratuitus grobing and kissing. There was always a great selection of Ladies at each place.

Please note, everyone has different tastes when it comes to women. Also, you may want different things out of the women you choose to spend time with. You need to go to as many places as you can and sample the goods and try different experiences. Go to the Termas, Go to Help, or don't go into Help but hang out at the Terraco and pull a girl there, go to the beach. You have a phone, use it. Even if the girl you are talking to isn't what you are looking for then, still ask her for her number and store it in your phone; trust me! You may want some time to kill one morning or evening and you can always give them a call. These are girls are flake out quite a bit, so if one doesn¡¦t show up to meet you one time, you can go back to those numbers and try to get a hold of one of those other girls to come in off the bench. Get numbers from girls at Termas and ask them if they want to spend some time with you either after work or before they head into work the next day.

I met one girl at Help on my 1st trip, and got along with her so well that I would hang out with her in the evenings. She would take me around town with her other friends (programma's and non-programma's) and I got to see how the locals spent there time in Rio. It was amazing. Here's my vote for Best Cheap Place to eat. Across the street from Barbarella, is a place called El Cid. I'm not knocking the food at the Teracco, I think it¡¦s very good, but I thought the food at El Cid was better for a 3rd of the cost. They are even open till like 4 or 5 in the morning. I remember sitting there one night at 4 in the morning and having a HUGE Filet Mignon that was seasoned awesome with Fries and a beer for like $10 US with tip. Another time I had the Chicken Soup. You will learn to live on the Chicken Soup down there. Doesn't matter where you're at, Alcazar, Terraco, El Cid, the locals make great soup and it's so cheap!

Interviewing. For those of you that are unaware. You NEED to talk to these girls prior to negotiating with them. Try to make some small talk to break the ice. Where are you from, r u married, do you have kids, a boyfriend, I know it sounds stupid, but it's all part of the game. Even though all these girls are pro's on some kind of level, you want them to feel comfortable with you and you want them to like you. If you wind up sessioning with them and you build up some kind of rapport beforehand, you will have more fun with them. Or should I say they will have more fun with you? ļ

I try to offer every girl I am interested in a drink; I ask them if they would they like Juice, Soda, or Water. I do this because while I'm interviewing them I'm also test driving them; kissing and groping them. If I decide they are not what I'm looking for I tell them it was nice talking to them and that I'll see them around. I think because I bought them a drink, I don't get labeled badly as a guy who's in there to grope and run and the other girls are still interested in me when I smile at them.

If a girl goes for the Red Bull or Liquor right off the bat, I just walk away. That choice is up to you. Also, it doesn't hurt to lie to these women. Don't think twice about it. If you are there for one week and they ask you how long are you here for, tell them 4 months. Someone once wrote this in another report and I¡¦d like to reiterate it. Repeat after me, THIS IS NOT MY 1st TRIP TO RIO; say it over and over again. The girls will ask you if it is and if you can smoothly pass that one over along with the exaggerated line about the length of the stay, they won¡¦t be so eager to take advantage of you.

Chances are, you are going to dig this place so much that you are going to get your ass back there every 4-6 months anyway. And you will most definitely run into the same girls on your next visit. Let me tell you something, it¡¦s great when they come running up to you and they remember your name and they give you a big kiss and a hug. This place is surreal, it¡¦s almost like a cross between the twilight zone and superman¡¦s bizarre world. Some of the heathen's down there, live there permanently or they are there for weeks/months at a time. When people now ask me what/who I¡¦d like to be when I grow up, I say Sandman or Sweet Mesquite!

This past week, I hit L'uomo, Monte Carlo, Help (inside/outside), Solarium, Hooker Beach, 4x4 and Centaurus! If you remember earlier, I said you need to hit all the spots. Each day can be different. It's really hit or miss. I went into L'uomo on Tuesday night and all the girls were stoned sprawled out on the couches in the boite. 3 of the 25 girls were on there feet dancing. Looking at the others made me feel like I was looking at american women. I finished my drink got dressed and chose not to session. I went back to my hotel and decided to order in from Karlas. I had made a friend down there who had already had 3 different girls from Karlas and he couldn't say enough good things about them. I had gone down with a depth chart based off of their no face internet photos and wound up picking Gisela. young Petite, not bad looking. Her best feature was her incredibly enormous pussy LIPS, they were HUGE!!!! I didn't find her to be that good of a lay though, because I was probably the 4th or 5th guy she had that day and she appeared to be sore. She wasn't really getting inline with my strokes whether she was on her back or on all fours, so it was turning into a comedy for me. She did give me some decent head though. The Karla's girls cost 140R including the taxi. I kept Gisela for about 45 minutes, sent her on her way and ran down to Help and actually picked up a decent lay for the night.

Speaking of Escorts, my 1st night there, I ordered in two from Company Girl, Fabiana and Elaine. The two girls for two hours ran 330R including the taxi (150R/girl) You guys can cross them off your list. They were ok, just nothing spectacular. I'm sure there is better out there.

I also tried ordering in from VIPRJ.com. I went for Alicia, was quoted 300R for two hours. The woman on the phone told me she'd be there in 30-45 minutes, after waiting for a an hour and a half, I called back and said thanks, but no thanks and went down to help.

The girls in Help are looking good these days. There always seems to be at least 15-20 girls that I am interested in, but where these girls set their prices cracks me up. The more time I spent down my portuguese got better and better. I'm a sales guy buy trade, and by the second half of the trip, I had no problem telling a 25 year old girl with a kid that she was Loca for asking for 300r when there were "mas novo garotas sem criancas" (younger girls without kids). Say it with a smile and you can get away with it. The girls inside Help are competitive. They spend money to get in and they do not want to see someone that is interested in them spend that money on another girl. Don't assume that because these girls are on the program, that they aren't smart. These girls are highly intelligent, they are sharks, but they all know where they stand in the programma rankings.

I'm not saying to low ball every chick you walk up to, but walk around a few times see what's still available and offer them a fair price based on what's available and where they rank on the depth chart. It's about supply and demand. If Sandman is reading this, can you make a comment on what time of year you think would be a good time to come down because there are consistently more women than men? My guess would be every last three days of the month, right before rent is due, but what do I know.

Also, this worked great for me a few times. Typically a girl is going to come right out with a price for all night, say 300r. Well, it's probably already 2am or 3am, so half the night is already gone because most of these girls get up and leave when the sun comes up around 6:30-7am; I've had 1 of 6 in my two trips actually want to stay with me longer, but I had to get rid of her because I was expecting another hottie to come by in the morning. Anyway, try coming back with 100r for two hours. Both the girls I tried that on agreed.

I know that this report is a little scattered, but I need to make a comment on bringing in two girls at the Princess. The princess will allow you to have as many women during the day as you like, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THEM UP ONE AT A TIME. I made the mistake of ordering in two my first night not knowing, and the Desk Manager made me pay for an additional room for the night; $158r.

The Monte Carlo girls were fun and very aggressive. If you go in there, I recommend Vanessa. She's a hot Spinner Blonde with a TIzzzzzight body!!! She's take it in the butt and will let you come in her mouth. She bounces back between MC and Solarium. Both places are owned by the same people and on the inside, the boite¡¦s and rooms are very similar.

The selection of the girls in Centaurus were by far the best!!! I prefer Duplas, and when I'm in Rio, I have to have one a day. Because of that, I don't really think that Centaurus is really that expensive. I used to read that they would list ridiculous charges like tourist tax and taxi fee. When I was there, it seemed that they just moved towards a flat fee of 310r, or 325 on CC. This included entry fee, girl and room. Now if you are into duplas, you can add on another girl for only 150r, for a total of 460r. I think that that is pretty close to what the other places charge for a double (not including the waiving of the fee if you take a girl before 5, let's just say it's after 6). Also, I think the Centaurus Steam Room is the best. No, not for meeting other guys Kashif. It's just by far the warmest and most relaxing.

Speaking of RELAXING, Rio is one of the most amazing places! One of the reason¡¦s I really dig it is because you can practically go anywhere in a pair of shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops. One of the places you can¡¦t go in wearing shorts is HELP.

OK, so I didn¡¦t pull a girl off the beach this trip, but I at least put my feet in the sand this time! My next trip, I want to try to pull one off the beach and I want to pull one out of either Barbarella or Franks. I am also going to go to Prai 400. I am back in the states 48 hours and I'm already planning trips back for a week or two after Carnival and the week of Memorial day.

On a final note, My first trip was for 8 nights. I had 23 sessions with 18 different girls. I pricelined my flight for $650 and spent $50 a night on an apartment. Don's guide service, airport pick up, drop off and cell phone rental was $ 240. The total trip ran me around $3100 including meals and taxis and women.

My second trip was only for 6 nights, I traded in miles for my flight and had 21 sessions with 19 different girls. The total trip ran me around $2200.

I am going to send some photos into the Hombre administrators asking them to post the pics in this report. I will ask them to put them in two sections, September ¡¦04 and November ¡¦04.

Take care,

Smirker

Photos: Sexy Sylvia 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09

Photos: Assorted Garotas 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 23

Smirker
With gems like

"If you are there for one week and they ask you how long are you here for, tell them 4 months. Someone once wrote this in another report and I¡¦d like to reiterate it. Repeat after me, THIS IS NOT MY 1st TRIP TO RIO; say it over and over again. "

and

"When people now ask me what/who I¡¦d like to be when I grow up, I say Sandman or Sweet Mesquite! "

it's obvious that you're a quick study.

Congrats on dialing in Rio so quickly, and posting about it.

DeeG

hey smirker, it was nice meeting you...sage advice and glad to hear you had so much fun...you are a MACHINE!!! lol...cya next trip...

U2 Rexxx, next time I'll try to remember my bag! Heh heh!

understandable, after a last minute run to luomo, you probably left your brain behind in one of the cabines, lol...

Great Report

Admin: Sylvia photos integrated. More photos to come...

Smirker,

Excellent report. I was actually there around the same time as you and was hanging with Don and his crew but left on the 21st.

I'm heading back there 2/18-2/27 and making use of the President's day holiday. If you will be there at that time I'd like to hang with you. Although I doubt that I'll be able to do 23 sessions in that time.

This will be my 6th trip since 9/03. I just can't get enough of the place.

(Message edited by abramom on December 05, 2004)

Sorry guys, the last photo of Sylvia was really the money shot! The Hombre support team edited it for "legal reasons". It's her on all fours with an awesome shot of her Punani! I thought it was going to be a lock for an award, but the way they have it up there,it's just weak.

Is the censorship REALLY necessary? If these girls are of legal age, then there's little you can show that could be adjudged illegal.

Safado

I don't know all that much, but US laws (Title 18 USC 2257) require websites that post porn to also establish a custodian of records. That custodians name and address must be published on the site, and this guy is responsible to keep proof of age on file.

The definition of porn used to be intercourse, penetration with any object and/or any masturbation. Bush/Asscroft might've tightened that up a bit. So Hombre is playing it safe. Even if the girls are all 'of legal age' as you say, if Hombre doesn't keep the req'd records, he's still exposed to risk under the law.

Better to err on the part of caution than to have the Feds penetrate your bowels with a microscope. Besides, once you've seen one axewound, you've seen 'em all

Photos 10-23 integrated.

A buddy of mine owns a VERY successful swinger site. They used to have the same rule but their lawyers discerned that they were not posting the pictures nor taking the pictures so they were not held accountable for the pictures. Their disclaimer indemnifies them from illegal pictures the same way Yahoo and AOL's disclaimer on their sites indemnifies those mega corporations. They changed their policy and have all kinds of pictures on there.

A good lawyer can save any adult website and with as many members as there are on here and the cash cow this thing is. I would recommend CH look into getting a good lawyer whether they want to put those pics up there or not. Sounds like they need one.

Ah....good ol' Patricia looks good even with the censorship. Those tits are easy to identify even with a covered face and after a baby.

where can i locate don guide service

You can email or call Amerioca Tours at AMERIOCA@HOTMAIL.COM or 305-735-8433. They will set you up with Don's Guide service.

Riotrips Amerioca Tours
www.amerioca.net
US #'s:
CA. 408-884-5903 and 916-218-6092
FL. 305-735-8433
Rio:
Office: 011-55-21-2522-1259
Cell: 011-55-21-9392-9559

they are awesome!!
you can call the Ca/Fl numbers and Rhonda or her husband Rodrigo will pick up, they go right into the office.

I used them in September, my buddy is going back on wednesday and they have him set up, and I just booked for the 4th of July. My buddy got a severe case of food poisoning and called Rhonda at 2 in the morning, she had a doctor to the hotel pronto, and he checked out my buddy and got him some medicine. It is very nice to have someone like Rhonda or Don looking out for you. Don always made sure that once we left Help (he usually was down at "the office"), we had a taxi back to the hotel, and we paid normal rates, not the higher rates charged outside of Help.

Hy smirker!!!
Thanks you for the report.
I see that you was a good time there.
I liked the photos of Sylvia.
Do you can give me some contact information about
Sylvia?.
Where is working?.
Perhaps a telephone number to call her?.
I´ll go to Brazil in the month of March and
when I return from this trip,I write a report
in ClubHombre.Naturally with photos.
I need to buy a digital camera because in this
country generally the garotas love to pose in
front of a camera (without clothes).
My e-mail is:
platformlover2001@yahoo.com
Greetings.

My compliments on Sylvia!!! Outstanding in all categories

Smirker, Great report. I turly value all of the info you gave. I really liked the details. My 2nd trip is in Nov. Thanks alot man.