As it turned out Rooster's G-Spot BF turned into a grudge fuck, but at least the girl LOOKED hot. Rooster was spoiled from his Eden experience and the G-spot girl was a bit hoity-toity in regards to performance. (Still performed well compared to the TJ trophy girls!) One day in and Rooster had done damage to his member. He had better recover quickly! Off to Pattaya on the DI free shuttle got them in town about 1pm. They checked into their SWANKY rooms that made the DI new wing rooms in BKK look sad and old.

They headed around the corner to the right on 2nd and stopped in the first foot massage place they found on the right hand side. Rooster couldn't believe this was even LEGAL. Once seated for foot massages they sent out for beers; the girl brought back 2 MONSTER Singha bottles. They were expecting 12 ouncers, not these POUNDERS. After that it was around the corner to the hit Pump Station. Two girls immediately grabbed us and took us upstairs for a beer and an under-the-counter BJ. Rooster and The Senator sipped on another beer, watched the porno flick (featuring a WHITE girl WTF??!?!?) dropped their pants and the two girls dropped down below. Now this is a VACATION! Rooster had heard about these places, but didn't think they were real. Epi was correct, however, by saying that Pump Station and Golden Girls are way too overpriced for what you get. And The BJs were covered! What's up with that? Despite the pleading pooying they did not go back. Still, sitting next to your buddy having a conversation while you’re getting a vigorous BJ under the bar is still a treat to remember!

After that they walked around and explored a bit; and had some fish and chips at Bay Watch on Beach (good food!). Hit the Baht Bus on 2nd and got off at Sabai Dee; and they were in for the treat of their LIVES. There were 50 to 60 girls in the fish tank. One named Lek-117 eventually stared Rooster into submission. It must have been those very large natural breasts that did it. I had my eye on Lek-151, a little spinner that resembled one of my TJ favs... and up the stairs they went. Who needs hands for a massage when you can get ample cleavage, slippery legs, and a soapie bush to do the job! These girls really spoiled us in a way that is pure Thailand! After the action, they spent the better part of 2 hours just hanging at Sabai Dee laughing and learning some basic Thai with the two Leks. What a GREAT TIME!

The night was still young. They walked by a number of Beer Bars on 2nd, then took the baht bus back to Dynasty Inn where both passed out from all the fun. It was only 10pm. By 10:30 The Senator found himself pounding on Rooster's door to wake him up because the plan was to go back to the beer bars and TIME WAS RUNNING OUT for the evening as they THOUGHT the place closed down at 1am as has been posted on CH many times. By 11pm they were back to the Soi 3 & 2nd beer bars; wandered around a bit; had a drink, played some bar games with some girls; and by midnight thought all was lost. The Senator was saying that at this hour all that was left were sloppy seconds. Just then some girls at Funny Girl Bar caught their attention.

Nan grabbed Rooster and wrapped herself all over him. She was wearing a camouflage bikini and looked really hot wearing Rooster's baseball cap. The Senator hooked up with Nan's friend Jill, a young little spinner. It was 1am and after a 200 Baht BF and a whopping 20 Baht bar tab (each) the girls agreed to walk the 1km back to DI. For those that know what The Senator and Rooster look like, imagine Rooster walking down the street at 1am with a hot sexy girl in a camouflage bikini and high heels dancing and skipping around the smelly sewer grates. The Senator's LT BF Jill, who looked reserved in the beer bar turned into a fire cracker in the sack! She was wearing long tight corduroy pants that worried The Senator a bit. He, however, was looking to study physics NOT chemistry, but it turns out the chemistry was there after all.

Day 2 contained many FIRSTS for Rooster: first Thai foot massage, first BJ bar & first Soapie.